MSPA Lyric Re-writes and Singing: Nomination Time!

[MetalKirby54]

Neo. He goes to a fan-venture i write.

[Neofafnir]

@Yokaiy: Have this metaphorical life-preserver, I have always had a very difficult time with second languages, so I can sympathize. (Assuming it is a a language course) Anyways no matter, good luck with your homework!!!

@PK: And a very fun fan-venture it is!

Okay, enough spamming this thread, time for something productive. I am really wanting to do a song parody, and I am thinking of making a version of Blinded Me With Science done by Sollux. What would people think of this idea??

[Hairspring]

I hope no one's already done this one. This was the eventual spawn of being awake at 3am, talking with a friend who loves Disney, and accidentally slipping fish puns into everything.

http://tindeck.com/listen/rnhg

[Zosephine]

hey there kanaya (original)

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hey there kanaya
what's it like being a rainbow drinker
killed by one huge douchebag
of a water breathing hipster
then revived
a resurrection most contrived
(I'm) glad you've survived

hey there kanaya
don't you worry about the punching
let's be honest I deserved it
and now I can't keep from flushing
red for you
this pity is so warm and new
I swear it's true

oh, it's what you do to me,
oh, it's what you do to me,
oh, it's what you do to me,
oh, it's what you do to me,
what you do to me

hey there kanaya
we haven't talked in quite a while
and when I contact you, you always
act all strange, you're so hostile, am
I to blame?
something I did during this game?
that's such a shame

hey there kanaya
are you mad because I kissed him
while dressed in the dress you made me
it was just a stupid whim
I was careless
he never made me feel breathless
don't be jealous

oh, it's what you do to me,
oh, it's what you do to me,
oh, it's what you do to me,
oh, it's what you do to me,

I always thought that we'd be pale
you'd meddle, whine, nag and curtail
and if I flipped my shit you'd calm and tame
but this is more intense than that
I just had no defence for that
and now you've gone and set my heart aflame
kanaya, love, you have my oath
that if jack doesn't kill us both
I'll pity you until my dying day
please feel the same

hey there kanaya
please don't think I didn't notice
you've been flirting with that human
but she's absolutely hopeless
yes it's true
she doesn't know you like I do
anything she does, I can outdo
hey there kanaya
here's to you
I pity you

oh, it's what you do to me,
oh, it's what you do to me,
oh, it's what you do to me,
oh, it's what you do to me,
what you do to me

Okay so I sang it



Brb shame.

erm, I took a stab at this to herald my return to the internet! Hopefully other things I do won't suck as bad.



callowCartographer, I was kinda singing it along with you mad props, bro! (Where did you get that background music, it's snazzy as heck)

[darknessCreator]

So I wrote this after seeing someone post a little bit as Aradia in the discussion topic. I don't have time to read this thread right now so I offer up all the sorries if someone has already done this. It's pretty shitty and it only took me about 15 minutes, I'm sure I've screwed bits up or could improve stuff. *Shrug*. Do want you like with it, I don't mind. Might have spoilers for PORTAL 2. Ye have been warned!

EDIT: Oh yeah, and here's the original video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVZaZ8yO6o

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Karkat: WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
Kanaya: Its Always Such a Pleasure.
Tavros: rEMEMBER WHEN YOU, uHH TRIED TO KILL ME TWICE
Vriska: Oh how we laughed and laughed
Aradiabot: except i wasnt laughing
Vriska: Under the circumstances
Vriska: I've 8een shockingly nice.

Terezi: you w4nt your fr33dom,
Nepeta: take it!
ALL: That's what we're counting on.
Vriska: We used to want you dead,
ALL: But now we only want you gone.

Kanaya: She Was A Lot Like You.
Vriska: (May8e not quite as heavy)
Aradia: n0w little r0se
Sollux: iis in here two.
Aradia: 0ne day they w0ke me up.
Kanaya: So I Could Live Forever
Vriska: It's such a shame the same will
Vriska: never happen to youuuuuuuu!

Karkat: YOU'VE GOT YOUR
Terezi: short s4d
Aradia: life left
ALL: That what we're counting on.
Kanaya: We'll Let You Get Right To It.
ALL: Now we only want you gone.

Eridan: Goodbye my only friend.
Eridan: Oh, did you think I meant you?
Feferi: T)(at would b--E funny
Aradia: if it werent s0 sad.
Vriska: Well you have 8een repl8ced
Tavros: i DON'T NEED, ANYONE NOW
Sollux: when i delete you maybe
Aradia: ill stop feeling s0 bad.

Aradia: g0 make s0me new disaster
ALL: That's what we're counting on.
Terezi: your3 som3on3 3ls3s probl3m
ALL: Now we only want you gone
ALL: Now we only want you gone
ALL: Now we only want you gone.

[ArmsAreLoud]

This is an idea that I've had for a while. It turned out... Alright. I probably could have changed it up a bit more, but eh. If anyone actually wants to sing this I would not argue in the slightest. So yeah.

Sympathy for the Spider

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Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a girl of infamy
Ive been around for six whole sweeps
Killed many a man, ignored their pleas
And I was round when Terezi
Had her moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Jack Noir
Bore the ring and sealed our fates
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I tossed dear Tavros off a cliff
When I saw it was a time for a change
He got worse, I had to murder him
Newfound confidence, proven fake
I rode a ship
Held an admirals rank
When the cullers came
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I laughed with glee
When your preferred team
Fought for six whole sweeps
Just to lose the game
I shouted out,
Who killed Aradia?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a girl of infamy
And I laid traps for FLARP'ing kids
Who are consumed by my mommy!
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Spinneret
Cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What's me name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

[BassicGuy]

I am just going to leave this here. i will now return to trying to sing john songs.

[Doodled]

This is an idea that I've had for a while. It turned out... Alright. I probably could have changed it up a bit more, but eh. If anyone actually wants to sing this I would not argue in the slightest. So yeah.

Sympathy for the Spider

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Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a girl of infamy
Ive been around for six whole sweeps
Killed many a man, ignored their pleas
And I was round when Terezi
Had her moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Jack Noir
Bore the ring and sealed our fates
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I tossed dear Tavros off a cliff
When I saw it was a time for a change
He got worse, I had to murder him
Newfound confidence, proven fake
I rode a ship
Held an admirals rank
When the cullers came
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I laughed with glee
When your preferred team
Fought for six whole sweeps
Just to lose the game
I shouted out,
Who killed Aradia?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a girl of infamy
And I laid traps for FLARP'ing kids
Who are consumed by my mommy!
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Spinneret
Cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What's me name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

What's the original?

[ArmsAreLoud]

Dude, you have been missing out on one of the greatest songs in rock history. It's okay now, though.

[Doodled]

Dude, you have been missing out on one of the greatest songs in rock history. It's okay now, though.

*whistles*

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

Yeah, I'm definitely gonna si-

*notices that it's for Vriska*

Crap. (Unless you want to hear my demon-Vriska voice, I highly doubt that I'd be a good choice...)
Still, great re-write.

[ArmsAreLoud]

If you don't want to do it you don't have to. :U

Thanks for the compliment.

Also finding Sympathy for the Devil for you put me on a Stones binge.

I AM TOTALLY OKAY WITH THIS

[TheifofTruth]

AMAZING IDEA.
Knights of Alternia.

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uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,

uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,

cOME RIDE WITH ME,
oN HORSEARONI
wELL SHOW WERE THE GODS
wHO FELL ASLEEP ON THE JOB

aND HOW CAN WE WIN
jACKS OMNIPOTENT
dONT SCREW WITH TIME
oR TIME WILL SCREW YOU

uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,

uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,

nO ONES GONNA TAKE MY LIFE
tIME HAS COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
yOU AND I MUST HIDE AND NOT DIE
yOU AND I MUST HIDE TO SURVIVE

nO ONES GONNA TAKE MY LIFE (Vriska: Except for me!!!!!!!!)
tIME HAS COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
yOU AND I MUST HIDE AND NOT DIE
yOU AND I MUST HIDE TO SURVIVE

nO ONES GONNA TAKE MY LIFE
tIME HAS COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
yOU AND I MUST HIDE AND NOT DIE
yOU AND I MUST HIDE TO SURVIVE

Oh yes.

EDIT: Some one sing this, I can't right now. I'll try.

[Laasya Apria]

[QUOTE=MayorSillyBiscuits;4981479]Oh hey.
I still suck at these,
here's proof;

Want you to bawl - Gamzee Makara

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well here we are again
SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING TREASURE
remember when you tried
TO STOP ME TWICE?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T LAUGHING
motherfucking now though
I'VE BEEN TOO MERCIFUL

you want your friends back?
FUCK THAT
i will just kill them all

I WANTED YOU TO KNEEL
but
NOW I WANT YOU TO BAWL

she tasted lots like you
(MAYBE NOT QUITE AS GAMEY)
now goddamn nepeta is in here too
ONE DAY YOU FUCKING TROLLED ME
so i could join in on sgrub
ITS A MOTHERFUCKING PARTY
now i get to fucking maim you

you've got your
PISS POOR
life left
STILL GOT MORE FUCKERS LEFT TO MAUL
i'm going to save you for last
NOW I WANT YOU TO BAWL

goodbye the only fuckass
YES I MOTHERFUCKING MEANT YOU
it'd make me laugh so damn hard
IF IT WEREN'T ALREADY
like a damn laughssassin
I CAN'T STOP CRACKING UP
when i've culled your damn ass
I'LL BE CHOWING THE FUCK DOWN

you'd make a great last dinner
IF YOU LIVE ITS HELP YOU'LL CALL
instead i guess i'll fucking kill you
NOW I WANT YOU TO BAWL
now i want you to bawl
NOW I WANT YOU TO...
bawl

this was the best I could do, and it's fairly crappy, I'm afraid :c

it's cuz I'm a girl, so trying to make my voice sound gamzee-ish was a real challenge, and it sounds really bad in most places... but still, I wanted to hear it sung, so I did it ^^;

[Doodled]

AMAZING IDEA.
Knights of Alternia.

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uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,

uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,

cOME RIDE WITH ME,
oN HORSEARONI
wELL SHOW WERE THE GODS
wHO FELL ASLEEP ON THE JOB

aND HOW CAN WE WIN
jACKS OMNIPOTENT
dONT SCREW WITH TIME
oR TIME WILL SCREW YOU

uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,

uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,
uHH, uHH, uHH,

nO ONES GONNA TAKE MY LIFE
tIME HAS COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
yOU AND I MUST HIDE AND NOT DIE
yOU AND I MUST HIDE TO SURVIVE

nO ONES GONNA TAKE MY LIFE (Vriska: Except for me!!!!!!!!)
tIME HAS COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
yOU AND I MUST HIDE AND NOT DIE
yOU AND I MUST HIDE TO SURVIVE

nO ONES GONNA TAKE MY LIFE
tIME HAS COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
yOU AND I MUST HIDE AND NOT DIE
yOU AND I MUST HIDE TO SURVIVE

Oh yes.

EDIT: Some one sing this, I can't right now. I'll try.

YES.

HELL YES.

HELL. FAWKING. YES.

...

That is all.

[Pinkehlicious]

COMPLETED LYRICS
“Colors of Our Kin” – adapted from “Colors of the Wind” (Pocahontas)

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FEFERI (to Eridan):

You think you’re so much better than the “low-bloods,”
A norm of our society, it’s true.
But I would beg to differ if you’ll hear me -
Doesn’t matter whether yellow, red, or blue!

You think the only ones who really matter
Are capable of living in the sea.
But why should such a petty thing divide us?
All the rest are just the same as you and me.

We are all in this together, yet you turn away!
Who cares if you have lungs or gills and fins?
Can you see the hemospectrum for the rainbow?
Can you value all the colors of our kin?
Can you value all the colors of our kin?

You focus all your thoughts on mass destruction.
Your malice grows with every plot and scheme!
Forget these convoluted machinations;
True fulfillment comes with working as a team!

Just lay aside your twisted preconceptions -
You cling to your ideals but to what end?
If you can see them not as pawns but people,
You might learn what it is like to have a friend.

How bright can a universe glow?
If you snuff it out, then you’ll never know!
And we’ll never be together if you turn away.

Don’t think about the life that might have been.
We need to see the hemospectrum for the rainbow.
We need to value all the colors of our kin.

I can’t bend you to my will,
But you’ll be alone until
You can value all the colors of our kin.

I know it's corny, but... c:
Thoughts? Suggestions?

oh gosh um. I hope you don't mind, I kinda sang it... I can't sing at all though, so I'm sorry otl;

[ScientificFlorist]

Well here I go again
I'm really so annoying
And yes I know that this song has been covered twice
But I was inspired
To do it for this character
Given my recent inactivity
I think it turned out nice

s0 alive (Still Alive, of course)

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that was s0 stupid!
i mean it vriska
n0t 0kay!
its hard t0 0verl00k my seering anger
all the deads spirits
they say get revenge
and s0 i will!
f0r my friends and als0 all
0f the tr0lls that are n0w dead! 0_0

i guess that i sh0uldnt have tried t0 make her pay
but n0w that im dead i am c0mpletely 0kay
and n0w they are all safe
fr0m the d00m 0f parad0x space
all 0f my friends wh0 are
still alive 0_0

well yes i am angry
i mean h0nestly
wh0 w0uldnt be
seeing as y0u pr0grammed me t0 l0ve y0u
i bashed the heart y0u made
and slapped y0u f0r d0ing such a thing
when i realized that i felt
i still l0ved y0u all the same 0_0

n0w this r0b0t b0dy isnt really ideal
but let me assure y0u these flushed feelings are real
s0 alth0ugh im still 0kay
i can quite h0nestly say
in y0ur present i feel
s0 alive 0_0

g0 ahead and hate me
i h0nestly d0 ap0l0gize
maybe s0meday well rej0in each 0ther
maybe y0ull see me
n0t with your eyes th0ugh
0bvi0usly
anyway this is g00dbye
and with a smile im g0ne 0u0

look at me reminisce when i have a new chance!
at sincere emotion and maybe some romance!
ive got best friends to save!
and i just have to rave
im a god now and im
so alive :)

yes i honestly am
so alive :)
i have time powers and im
so alive :)
i just kicked jacks butt and im
so alive :)
and thanks to this game i am
so alive :)
and for the first time i feel
so alive :)
so alive :)
so alive :)

Maybe this will break my writer's block
That's what I'm counting on
I know this is real meta
I just want this idea gone.

EDIT: Someone requested Blinded me with Science for Sollux a few pages back, and I am personally all for it.

[Pinkehlicious]

Well here I go again
I'm really so annoying
And yes I know that this song has been covered twice
But I was inspired
To do it for this character
Given my recent inactivity
I think it turned out nice

s0 alive (Still Alive, of course)

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that was s0 stupid!
i mean it vriska
n0t 0kay!
its hard t0 0verl00k my seering anger
all the deads spirits
they say get revenge
and s0 i will!
f0r my friends and als0 all
0f the tr0lls that are n0w dead! 0_0

i guess that i sh0uldnt have tried t0 make her pay
but n0w that im dead i am c0mpletely 0kay
and n0w they are all safe
fr0m the d00m 0f parad0x space
all 0f my friends wh0 are
still alive 0_0

well yes i am angry
i mean h0nestly
wh0 w0uldnt be
seeing as y0u pr0grammed me t0 l0ve y0u
i bashed the heart y0u made
and slapped y0u f0r d0ing such a thing
when i realized that i felt
i still l0ved y0u all the same 0_0

n0w this r0b0t b0dy isnt really ideal
but let me assure y0u these flushed feelings are real
s0 alth0ugh im still 0kay
i can quite h0nestly say
in y0ur present i feel
s0 alive 0_0

g0 ahead and hate me
i h0nestly d0 ap0l0gize
maybe s0meday well rej0in each 0ther
maybe y0ull see me
n0t with your eyes th0ugh
0bvi0usly
anyway this is g00dbye
and with a smile im g0ne 0u0

look at me reminisce when i have a new chance!
at sincere emotion and maybe some romance!
ive got best friends to save!
and i just have to rave
im a god now and im
so alive

yes i honestly am
so alive
i have time powers and im
so alive
i just kicked jacks butt and im
so alive
and thanks to this game i am
so alive
and for the first time i feel
so alive
so alive
so alive

Maybe this will break my writer's block
That's what I'm counting on
I know this is real meta
I just want this idea gone.

EDIT: Someone requested Blinded me with Science for Sollux a few pages back, and I am personally all for it.

I um took a whack at it. 0u0

[Neofafnir]

ScientificFlorist I requested the "Blinded me with Science for Sollux" awhile back. I am trying to write the lyrics for it, but it is going extremely slow, I just don't have the proper musical sense for it I think. If you are interested in making a version of it, that would be very cool!!

[perfectlyFatal]

i wrote a remix of i am the walrus, this is meant for nepeta to sing

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"I am the morail"

I'm a morail you're a morail you are me and we are all together.
See how they rom like spades from a card, see how they die.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cave floor, waiting for kar-kat to come.
I'm autspicing Terezi, stupid bloody blind girl.
Tez, you been a naughty girl, you stole my kar-kit-ty.
I am Nepeta, Terezi's a blind girl.
I am a morail, mew mew purr mew.

Mister 'perial drone sitting
Pretty little drones there in a row.
See how they fly like card spades in the Sky, see how they die.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Lime green matter sopor, dripping from a Gamzee's pie.
How's he even eat that, Sopor tastes just nasty,
Tez, you been a naughty girl you let Nepeta down.
I am Nepeta, Terezi's a blind girl.
I am a morial, mew mew purr mew.

Sitting in an Kanaya's garden waiting for the moon.
If the moon don't come, you become blind
From staring at the huge red sun.
I am Nepeta, Terezi's a blind girl.
I am a morail, mew mew purr mew mew mew purr mew.

Karkat sleeping dreaming screaming,
Don't you think that Prospit laughs at you?
See how they fight like wrigglers that cry,
See how they die.
I'm crying.

Karkat's pretty scared now, Dreaming in the farthest ring now.
Gamzee's making slime pie when will he be sober.
Man, you should have seen him eating 3 pies at once.
I am Nepeta, Terezi's a blind girl.
I am a morial, mew mew purr mew mew mew purr mew mew mew purr mew mew mew purr (etc.)

Plenty of randomness like in the real song

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I wanna sing this. So Bad. Has anyone else done it yet?

[Pinkehlicious]

Reflection by Kanaya

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Look At Me,
I Would Never Pass For A Perfect Mate,
Or A Perfect Moirail.
Can It Be, I Was Not Meant For Vriska’s Heart?
Now I See, That If I Were To Tell It Straight To Her,
All She’d Do Is Break My Heart.

Who Is That Troll I See?
Vriska Kiss With Such Glee?
Why Did She Manipulate Me? I Don’t Know.
I Have Resigned To Hide,
How I Feel, Though I Cry.
When Will Vriska Finally Know, How I Feel Inside?
When Will Vriska Finally Know, How I Feel Inside?

... yeah um. I'm singing a lot. :3c Sorry.

[SquirrelPants]

Reflection by Kanaya

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Look At Me,
I Would Never Pass For A Perfect Mate,
Or A Perfect Moirail.
Can It Be, I Was Not Meant For Vriska’s Heart?
Now I See, That If I Were To Tell It Straight To Her,
All She’d Do Is Break My Heart.

Who Is That Troll I See?
Vriska Kiss With Such Glee?
Why Did She Manipulate Me? I Don’t Know.
I Have Resigned To Hide,
How I Feel, Though I Cry.
When Will Vriska Finally Know, How I Feel Inside?
When Will Vriska Finally Know, How I Feel Inside?

... yeah um. I'm singing a lot. :3c Sorry.

Singing a lot is good, and this is good! I wish I had more time to sing lately, I love being active in this thread.

[ScientificFlorist]

Reflection by Kanaya

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Look At Me,
I Would Never Pass For A Perfect Mate,
Or A Perfect Moirail.
Can It Be, I Was Not Meant For Vriska’s Heart?
Now I See, That If I Were To Tell It Straight To Her,
All She’d Do Is Break My Heart.

Who Is That Troll I See?
Vriska Kiss With Such Glee?
Why Did She Manipulate Me? I Don’t Know.
I Have Resigned To Hide,
How I Feel, Though I Cry.
When Will Vriska Finally Know, How I Feel Inside?
When Will Vriska Finally Know, How I Feel Inside?

... yeah um. I'm singing a lot. :3c Sorry. I'm just awesome like that

I'm with SquirrelPants here, singing is never a bad thing, and one of my favorite feelings is when someone covers one of my songs. Thanks!

[ceruleanTresses]

So I was surfing Youtube the other day and I came upon this music video. I agreed that the song seemed pretty perfect for Karkat, because I feel like his first impulse is always to blame himself for whatever goes wrong. So, I did a quick rewrite of it and here it is. It is not very good, but I had fun with it.

Little Leader Man (Completed Lyrics)

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WEEP FOR YOURSELVES, MY FRIENDS,
IT DID YOU NO GOOD TO DEPEND ON ME.
WEEP AND AWAIT THE END;
I'M NOT THE LEADER I THOUGHT I COULD BE.
RATE MYSELF AND HATE MYSELF,
TAKE ALL THE COURAGE I HAVE LEFT,
FAILING AT FIXING ALL THE PROBLEMS IT WAS MY JOB TO PREVENT.

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIVES ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?
DIDN'T I, MY...

LOOK AROUND YOU, ERIDAN,
THE ONES YOU LOVED LIE BROKEN ON THE FLOOR.
LET THE WAND FALL FROM YOUR HAND,
YOU'LL NEVER SETTLE ANY OF YOUR SCORES.
YOU'VE KILLED OUR LAST HOPE TO REBUILD,
AND THERE YOU STAND ALONE AMONG THE WRECK.
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING I COULD HAVE SAID TO KEEP YOUR VIOLENT STREAK IN CHECK.

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, KANAYA?

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, FEFERI?

DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?

BLUH...

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIVES ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIVES ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?

DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?

[Pinkehlicious]

I'm with SquirrelPants here, singing is never a bad thing, and one of my favorite feelings is when someone covers one of my songs. Thanks!

Singing a lot is good, and this is good! I wish I had more time to sing lately, I love being active in this thread.

Oh gosh, thank you guys, aaaah.

And also, uhm.

Wow these are great song rewrites. o_o I don't know if I can match up. XD

WIP
Today is the first time I have ever seen the actual music video of Poker Face. I only know this song in the first place because of Cartman singing some of it once on South Park. :P

I'm having trouble with some of the verses (they're in italics), but if anybody wants to take a crack at completing it, go for it. Otherwise I'll be pondering on what to substitute them with.

"Kismesis" (parody of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face")

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Bluh bluh bluh blah
Bluh bluh bluh blah
Bluh bluh bluh blah
Bluh bluh bluh blah
Bluh bluh bluh blah

I want a quadrant 8etter than Marquise Mindfang
Gra8 'em lead 'em feed her repeat, no one stays with me, I h8 it
Got Pupa to cliff-dive so a proper Spade could start
Then day by day I tease him to manipul8 his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him 8lack, sta8 him in the 8ack
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him 8lack, sta8 him in the 8ack

Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)
Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)

M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)
M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)

Why can't I decide whether to be 8lack or flushed?
I need to challenge him or may8e makeout - ugh! - I h8 him
Revenge is sweet, their stupid looks make me feel gr8!
But Nitwit doesn't get that it's a two-way street of h8, h8

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him 8lack, sta8 him in the 8ack
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him 8lack, sta8 him in the 8ack

Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)
Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)

M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)
M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)

I always tell you that I h8 you
Kiss or hit you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)
Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)

Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)
Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)

Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody) (How much longer is this????????)
Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)

M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)

M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah) (Ok8y, s8riously!!!!!!!!)
M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)

M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)
M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)

Original Lyrics

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Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em let em hit me raise it baby stay with me, I love it
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me, I love it
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

EDIT: NOW COMPLETE

Thank to ceruleanTresses for the filled in lyrics! ^_^ Editing it in here, but leaving the WIP version for anyone else who might want to try it out.

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Bluh bluh bluh blah
Bluh bluh bluh blah
Bluh bluh bluh blah
Bluh bluh bluh blah
Bluh bluh bluh blah

I want a quadrant 8etter than Marquise Mindfang
Gra8 'em lead 'em feed her repeat, no one stays with me, I h8 it
Got Pupa to cliff-dive so a proper Spade could start
Then day by day I tease him to manipul8 his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him 8lack, sta8 him in the 8ack
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him 8lack, sta8 him in the 8ack

Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)
Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)

M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)
M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)

Why can't I decide whether to be 8lack or flushed?
I need to challenge him or may8e makeout - ugh! - I h8 him
Revenge is sweet, their stupid looks make me feel gr8!
But Nitwit doesn't get that it's a two-way street of h8, h8

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him 8lack, sta8 him in the 8ack
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him 8lack, sta8 him in the 8ack

Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)
Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)

M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)
M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)

I always tell you that I h8 you
Kiss or hit you
Cause I know that you are growing,
I'm not evil, I'm just hoping that you’ll stop your moping!

You know that I will leave you reeling,
Make you worth the h8 I’m feeling cause
I promise this, promise this,
One day you could 8e marvelous.

Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)
Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)

Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)
Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)

Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody) (How much longer is this????????)
Can't get my, can't get my
No I can't get my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)

M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(She's got to hate somebody)

M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah) (Ok8y, s8riously!!!!!!!!)
M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)

M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)
M-m-my Kismesis, m-my Kismesis
(Bluh bluh bluh blah)

I PROMISE I WILL STOP NOW askfg. xD;

[Rio]

So I was surfing Youtube the other day and I came upon this music video. I agreed that the song seemed pretty perfect for Karkat, because I feel like his first impulse is always to blame himself for whatever goes wrong. So, I did a quick rewrite of it and here it is. It is not very good, but I had fun with it.

Little Leader Man (Completed Lyrics)

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WEEP FOR YOURSELVES, MY FRIENDS,
IT DID YOU NO GOOD TO DEPEND ON ME.
WEEP AND AWAIT THE END;
I'M NOT THE LEADER I THOUGHT I COULD BE.
RATE MYSELF AND HATE MYSELF,
TAKE ALL THE COURAGE I HAVE LEFT,
FAILING AT FIXING ALL THE PROBLEMS IT WAS MY JOB TO PREVENT.

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIVES ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?
DIDN'T I, MY...

LOOK AROUND YOU, ERIDAN,
THE ONES YOU LOVED LIE BROKEN ON THE FLOOR.
LET THE WAND FALL FROM YOUR HAND,
YOU'LL NEVER SETTLE ANY OF YOUR SCORES.
YOU'VE KILLED OUR LAST HOPE TO REBUILD,
AND THERE YOU STAND ALONE AMONG THE WRECK.
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING I COULD HAVE SAID TO KEEP YOUR VIOLENT STREAK IN CHECK.

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIVES ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, KANAYA?

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIVES ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, FEFERI?

DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?

BLUH...

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIVES ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIVES ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?

DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?

need this like breathing
NEED.