Mintt, I've just been listening to all your acoustic covers this morning--they're AMAZING and I love your voice.
cT, thank you! And man, yes, more Mumford & Sons pretty please! That's a great song, looking forward to your rewrite.
pO, your casting. It makes me giggle. Beauty and the Beast is one of my favorite movies, seeing rewrites for it would be awesome. I'd say I could sing for some of the girl characters (Vriska would be fun and Beast doesn't have too many singing lines in the movie), but I'd hate to take parts away from people who can actually sing and have better recording equipment. XD;
With apologies to Eddie Morton:
I hate a goddamn pansy, one who lacks a killer's spark
I just detest a man afraid to murder in the dark
I always spend my evenings with my knives both short and long
And like a man, I always bring my deck of cards along!
I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a criminal--a sharp one, too
Out after three in the morning
Doin' whatever's wrong
You mess with me, and you won't see the sun
I'll show you my stabs, and your red blood will run
Got a wife? No trouble. I will prob'ly kill her too!
'Cause I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!
The swindling never stopped at our casino down the way
'Til some green morons showed up and blew the whole place away
Now plans and schemes we've hatched so they won't ever catch their breaths
We'll storm the English mansion and deal them some grisly deaths!
I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I hate time travel, and all clocks, too
Who cares if it's three in the morning?
My bloodlust is always strong!
You mess with me, and you won't see the sun
Whether by knifeblade, horse hitcher, or gun
Fuck you, Felt, and Snowman? You huge bitch, you'll get yours too!
At the hands of the members of the Midnight Crew!
I wish I could forget the night I lost my arm and eye
And got sealed in a vault with just that damn troll kid to spy
But mark my words--I'll be back and I'll make everyone pay!
Remember what they say 'bout every dog having his day!
I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
Cloaked in shadow--got damn fine hats, too
We're out at three in the morning
Doin' whatever's wrong
You mess with us, and you won't see the sun
When you hear our names, peons, you better run
Spades and Diamonds, Hearts and Clubs--cross us and you'll be through!
'Cause we're the members of the Midnight Crew!
finally got to giving it a listen over and cT is right, that Mumford and Sons cover is gr8!!!!!!!!
hahaha
and you are definitely a better Vriska than I am. I have written several rewrites for her and I recently tried to record one and the outcome was... not quite what I wanted hahahahaha.
@KidKourage:: aww man, thanks so much! hehe
I'm still not very good at ukulele, but I'm hoping to actually get some lessons at some point (maybe; if my wallet will stop crying) so if/when that happens, my ability to make things sound okay-ish will hopefully improve!
Mintt, ohmigosh thank you! That means a lot coming from someone with such talent! I'm looking forward to hearing more of your recordings. =]
With apologies to Eddie Morton:
I hate a goddamn pansy, one who lacks a killer's spark
I just detest a man afraid to murder in the dark
I always spend my evenings with my knives both short and long
And like a man, I always bring my deck of cards along!
I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a criminal--a sharp one, too
Out after three in the morning
Doin' whatever's wrong
You mess with me, and you won't see the sun
I'll show you my stabs, and your red blood will run
Got a wife? No trouble. I will prob'ly kill her too!
'Cause I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!
The swindling never stopped at our casino down the way
'Til some green morons showed up and blew the whole place away
Now plans and schemes we've hatched so they won't ever catch their breaths
We'll storm the English mansion and deal them some grisly deaths!
I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I hate time travel, and all clocks, too
Who cares if it's three in the morning?
My bloodlust is always strong!
You mess with me, and you won't see the sun
Whether by knifeblade, horse hitcher, or gun
Fuck you, Felt, and Snowman? You huge bitch, you'll get yours too!
At the hands of the members of the Midnight Crew!
I wish I could forget the night I lost my arm and eye
And got sealed in a vault with just that damn troll kid to spy
But mark my words--I'll be back and I'll make everyone pay!
Remember what they say 'bout every dog having his day!
I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
Cloaked in shadow--got damn fine hats, too
We're out at three in the morning
Doin' whatever's wrong
You mess with us, and you won't see the sun
When you hear our names, peons, you better run
Spades and Diamonds, Hearts and Clubs--cross us and you'll be through!
'Cause we're the members of the Midnight Crew!
That's the only Mumford & Sons song I actually know. x_x I liked the parody--I'm a sucker for rewrites that go for a completely different meaning than the original.
We're going out to sea
Just you, your dad, and me
Sit back and feel the undertow
Don't care what time of day
The sun don't hold no sway
When you're a thousand leagues below
No inhibitions
Make no conditions
Actually, there's one; I lied
You still have to act
Politically correct
But really, who needs genocide?
The best thing about being aquatic
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
GLUB GLUB GLUB
No tactical toil
Forget you're a royal
Cull jars, striped scarves
GLUB GLUB GLUB
Really go wild, yeah
Maybe even smile
GLUB GLUB GLUB
Nothing to ground you; life all around you
Run out of air, what do you care
GLUB GLUB GLUB
You gotta be free, yeah, to glub the things you feel
Man! I'm feeling aquatic!
There's life outside your hive
It's time to take a dive
And see it with your own two eyes
We'll frolic with the beasts
My horrorterror eats
And never fret what that implies
The best thing about being aquatic
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
GLUB GLUB GLUB
No tactical toil
Forget you're a royal
Cull jars, striped scarves
GLUB GLUB GLUB
Really go wild, yeah
Maybe even smile
GLUB GLUB GLUB
Nothing to ground you; life all around you
Run out of air, what do you care
GLUB GLUB GLUB
You gotta be free, yeah, to glub the things you feel
Man! I'm feeling aquatic!
The best thing about being aquatic
Is the prerogative to have a little fin
(Fun. Fun!)
GLUB GLUB GLUB
Why hate the city
When you can feel pity?
Fish puns, huge guns
GLUB GLUB GLUB
Glowsticks in style, yeah
Deep below your isle
GLUB GLUB GLUB
Glide through the current
Be all that you weren't
Color your hair, do what you dare
GLUB GLUB GLUB
You gotta be free, yeah, to glub the things you feel
Man! I'm feeling aquatic!
You've been totally crazy
Can't you reel it in
Come, come, come on -Eridan
F--E--ELING AQUATIC
You better take it from me
That girl is such a damn tease
You're flushed and you're trying, you're trying to go red
But you won't get ahead with Feferi
She's like a curse; she's such a drag
She has a tendency to nag
You can plot genocide but she'll keep your hands tied
And one day you'll realize you've lost your path
She's a highblood fishgirl casanova
Glubbing peptalks with a nautical theme
She acts like a loveable princess
But I know her type, so don't even dream
She's a broodfester broad
With a cheery facade
And she doesn't truly have a heart
Just a collapsing and expanding bladder-based aquatic vascular system
It's gonna tear you apart
I see that look on your face
You still don't see your disgrace
So I'll give you this spiel 'til you get the idea
And you learn to accept your proper place
Don't tell yourself you're a prize
I'm fucking rolling my eyes
She'll accept your assistance but keep a safe distance
She'll leave you when your convenience dies
She's a highblood fishgirl casanova
Glubbing peptalks with a nautical theme
She acts like a loveable princess
But I know her type, so don't even dream
She's a broodfester broad
With a cheery facade
And she doesn't truly have a heart
Just a collapsing and expanding bladder-based aquatic vascular system
It's gonna tear you apart
Run, run away
Before she puts you to work
I bet her lusus craves some bicyclops
Oh, wait, it's dead
It snuffed you out as a perk
Well, just remember
She's a highblood fishgirl casanova
Glubbing peptalks with a nautical theme
She acts like a loveable princess
But I know her type, so don't even dream
She's a broodfester broad
With a cheery facade
And she doesn't truly have a heart
Just a collapsing and expanding bladder-based aquatic vascular system
It's gonna tear you apart
Oh, it's gonna tear you apart
Oh, it's gonna tear you apart
Last edited by Ether; 10-09-2012 at 08:33 PM.
Reason: "Caste" is not pronounced the way one might think that it is pronounced.
We're doing Poe in English class, and we had to do a rewrite of 'Eldorado'. It had to follow the original theme of the poem, which was a search for something that was impossible to find. Naturally, I wrote about my fruitless quest for Faygo.
A fizzy drink
but do not think
that I am a juggalo
foremost and first
I simply thirst
for real delicious Faygo
But Mapquest failed
to show a trail
So I asked a juggalo
“Will you please show
where I should go
to get delicious Faygo
“YoU nEeD mIrAcLeS
lItTlE sIs ,
DoN’t YoU mUtHeRfUcKiNg KnOw?
HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK
hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNK
iF yOu ThIrSt FoR fAyGo.”
ehehehe, no problem! and thank you! and just... aww jeez I'm blushin'! ehehehe <3
I have a long way to go, though! I really need to work to get better at making voices, haha!
I demand a rewrite of the Decemberween Thnikkaman song.
this. this. thiiiis. THIIIS. this. THIS. THIS PLEASE.
xD
also, do you think anyone could do a rewrite of Vriska singing to John Katy Perry's ET?
I mean, there wouldn't be much to change, in fact you could probably keep it exactly the same... but I guess a rewrite could include more Homestuck-y stuff? @w@a
I've left the forum community, I'm afraid.
Bye guys.
it's been real.
oh! I actually have already done a rewrite of E.T. for Rose and Kanaya! I don't know if it's helpful at all, but if you want, you can use mine as a starting point? haha, I don't know!
The first mystery of this case is, why were all of the clocks in the mansion destroyed?
And do you know the one who was responsible for doing that?
The man silently listened to his host that was speaking to him
And the host continued to list things that the man was guilty for
At that point in time, the reason was simple
That the number eight was to die, but the man simply did not know that
So, who is the culprit?
You're the only one who knows the answer to that.
Because it's all because of someone standing in this very room
So, who is the culprit?
You don't even have to say it to me, I can answer that riddle for you
And then this world can end...
The second mystery of this case is, why are the remainder of the Felt members dead?
Surely you should know the answer, I know for sure that you had to do with it
Quietly reaching into his pocket, the man pulls out a knife that he had hid
The great host doesn't see it, and he continues talking on
Here's where we find the mistake, the single one in my plan
That the man had been a part of the crimes that had been committed
So, who is the culprit?
It falls to the ground, the man's last resort
The man proceeds to take from a bowl, tiny treats he treasures so
So who is the culprit?
All you have to do is look in a mirror, and you will find the answer to that
Come on, just say your name!
I should have you know that,
Things did not go quite as planned
You weren't supposed to kiss that girl,
You were supposed to kill her!
So, who is the culprit?
There are many who can be accused of this
But it has changed from several to, just the man that is you
So, who is the culprit?
If you're going to answer, better tell me now
Things are going to get out hand,
You're running out of time!
So, who is the culprit?
Set my place on fire, this confirms the case
You were the one who did all of this, and for that you're a big disgrace
So, who is the culprit?
You're the only one who knows the answer to that,
Because that person happens to be you,
Come on, just say your name!
I don't post much because I suck at discussing and I'm afraid people will judge me about what i post. So I mostly lurk, ok?
I've had this little bit in my head for like, so long. Doubt I could finish it. Takes place and goes through act 5, I guess.
Alternian Rhapsody
Is this the troll game?
Or is he just trolling me?
Caught up in Act 5,
no escape from Andrew Hussie
Open the page,
look at the update and see.
I'M JUST A TROLL BOY (Troll Boy)
I NEED NO SYMPATHY
Other trolls: Because Al-
ternia, has become
Hive-bent
What's to come?
ANY WAY THIS GAME GOES
DOESN'T MEAN A FUCK,
(To Me)
TO ME.
looks promising! I'm excited!
although may I suggest "DOESNT MEAN A FUCK" could maybe be "DOESNT MATTER WORTH SHIT" instead? Idunno, it sounds a bit odd to say 'it doesn't mean a fuck to me' ...to me >w>;
I've left the forum community, I'm afraid.
Bye guys.
it's been real.
Even if I heard Bohemian Rhapsody a hundred times, I'd probably just blindly accept any gibberish you pulled out of your ass as a parody of it if you said it was.
Man, I need to stop writing lyrics! It's so addicting though. :T
So, because of my screwed up mind, I immediately thought of Vriska when I heard this song. Thus, I made a rewrite.
Last Frid8y Night
There's Kanaya in my 8ed
There's a pounding in my head
Faygo all over the room
Terezi's fainted in the pool
I smell like a human 8ar
Nepeta's passed out in the yard
Dave is on the 8ar8eque
There's a 8ucket or a 8ruise
Pics of John and I might end up online
Uh oh.
We're screwed.
Everything's a 8lur
8ut I'm preeeeeeeetty sure it ruled!
8ut damn,
Last Friday Night
We danced on Karkat's tabletops
Gamzee started smoking pot
Think they kissed, 8ut I forgot
Last Friday Night
We spray-painted the whole town
Saw the cops, so we stayed down
8ut this night surely had no 8ounds!
Last Friday Night
Went 8eat-8oxing in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then Eridan just had to barf. >::::|
Last Friday Night
Rose says that we 8roke the law
Tavros says that we should stop-op
Whoa oh
This Friday Night
Do it aaaaaaaall again
This Friday Night
Do it aaaaaaaall again
Trying to connect the dots
Don't know what to tell the Doc
Think Equius 8roke Jade's car
Pyrope's chalk is on the floor
Ripped my f8vorite fairy dress
Almost got under arrest
Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail
Pics of John and I might end up online
Uh oh.
We're screwed.
Everything's a 8lur
8ut I'm preeeeeeeetty sure it ruled!
8ut damn,
Last Friday Night
We danced on Karkat's tabletops
Gamzee started smoking pot
Think they kissed, 8ut I forgot
Last Friday Night
We spray-painted the whole town
Saw the cops, so we stayed down
8ut this night surely had no 8ounds!
Last Friday Night
Went 8eat-8oxing in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then Eridan just had to barf. >::::|
Last Friday Night
Rose says that we 8roke the law
Tavros says that we should may8e stop-op
Whoa oh
This Friday Night
Do it aaaaaaaall again
Do it aaaaaaaall again
This Friday Night
Do it aaaaaaaall again
Do it aaaaaaaall again
Last Friday Night
We danced on Karkat's tabletops
Gamzee started smoking pot
Think they kissed, 8ut I forgot
Last Friday Night
We spray-painted the whole town
Saw the cops, so we stayed down
8ut this night surely had no 8ounds!
Last Friday Night
Went 8eat-8oxing in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then Eridan just had to barf. >::::|
Last Friday Night
Rose says that we 8roke the law
Tavros says that we should may8e stop-op
Whoa oh
This Friday Night
Do it aaaaaaaall again
I might sing this on Monday. But my singing sucks, so beware.
I'm reeeeeeaaally unsure about posting these for some reason. I think it's the "Gamzee started smoking pot" line I'm still kinda unsure about, mehhhh.
I don't post much because I suck at discussing and I'm afraid people will judge me about what i post. So I mostly lurk, ok?
8luh this is so l8 and if it's 8een done then shoot me. I'll finish an in-progress song eventually.
Kissed my moir8l (And I liked it!!!!!!!!)
This wasn’t what we had in mind
From our p8le quadrant
I guess that when you punched me out
Knew what I wanted
It’s not what
I’m used to
Wanted to feel your mouth
Fussyf8ngs?
This new you
Caught my attention
Kissed my moir8l
And I liked it
Taste of her 8loody lipstick
Kissed my moir8l
Just to try it
Hope John-human don’t mind it
I feel so red
Her skin’s so bright
Don’t mean that I’m flushed tonight
Kissed my moir8l
And I liked it
I liked it
I know we’ve 8een 8est friends for sweeps
It doesn’t matter
I know a d8ime creature creeps
That’s just your nature
It’s not what
Moir8ls do
Not typical meddling
Quadrants get-
Ing abused
Hard, to expl8n
Kissed my moir8l
And I liked it
Taste of her 8loody lipstick
Kissed my moir8l
Just to try it
Hope John-human don’t mind it
I feel so red
Her skin’s so bright
Don’t mean that I’m flushed tonight
Kissed my moir8l
And I liked it
I liked it
R8n8ow drinkers so magical
White skin black lips so kissa8le
They punch and kick and saw so cool
Too hot to deny it
8n’t no 8ig deal she’s Skaia-seeeeeeeent.
Kissed my moir8l
And I liked it
Taste of her 8loody lipstick
Kissed my moir8l
Just to try it
Hope John-human don’t mind it
I feel so red
Her skin’s so bright
Don’t mean that I’m flushed tonight
Kissed my moir8l
And I liked it
I liked it
I'm a filkwriter at heart. Here are some of my songs!
that is to say, "shmloop" and "schmloioioioioiooooooop" are both one syllable
Originally Posted by Dmabster
Sir, you have now used my own pun to make me look retarded.
Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits
Originally Posted by The One Guy
Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits
Originally Posted by Captain Lhurgoyf
Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits
Originally Posted by FieryBlacksmith
Is Dave going to put the iShades over his regular shades?
Obviously.
Double Shades.
All the way across the face?
Yeah! Yeah!
So chill.
Double shades all the way across the face?!
Wa! Wa! Oh my gog!
My shades are nakking at me!
nak nak nak nak nak nak nak MY SHADES ARE TALKING TO ME nak nak nak nak
Oh my god this is so chill
I can't even captchalogue it on my captcharoid camera.
Originally Posted by Kiwise
Originally Posted by Varkarrus
There is no kidding.
THERE IS ONLY ZUUL.
Originally Posted by Sega
Just replace Best of Thread with Segamanips, problem solved
Originally Posted by Niggy
Originally Posted by PriffyViole
Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic
I would wager it is Gamzee. Think about it: (s)he has long hair, always wears make-up, and has a feminine name.
And looks damn good in a dress.
NOOOOOOOO
Originally Posted by Isoraqathedh
Accent varies according to mood, time and the number of sneezes in the past five hours.
Originally Posted by Roflstilzken
Originally Posted by Raddishh
I recently just started loving Nepeta a lot. I AM WORRIED BECAUSE EVERYTHING I LOVE DIES.
QUICKLY, LOVE BEC NOIR!!
Originally Posted by avantBaron
I wonder how long until WV starts writing love letters to English.
...Wow. I never thought I'd say that.
Originally Posted by nupanick
Are the undead even allowed to use chainsaws? That's kinda like a charmander using water gun, isn't it?
Originally Posted by He Who Slumbers
[Almost Human sang this post out loud]
Originally Posted by Esrever
i just realized that eridan would say "wwwwe wwrestlin" in the right circumstance
Originally Posted by Tesseract
JuSt LeT mE sNeAk Up On ThIs BoTtLe Of EqUiUs
Originally Posted by avidGamer
Originally Posted by laserdogbad
at the end everybody breaks out of the dream bubbles really epicly
I'm going to save that quote, so that if it doesn't happen, I can go...
"Looks like your bubbles been...
*puts on sunglasses
Popped
Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits
Originally Posted by SWari69
MayorSillyBiscuits is now a meme, and can't be nominated.
There goes my Emmy, you bastard.
Originally Posted by doctorSaccharine
Don't worry, what you just said reminded me of Gamzee in a dress, so you're safe there.
You mean, have a sig that is 228px too wide and 10px too tall?
Originally Posted by stealthyMonster
My gog, it all makes sense, no wonder karkat's ancestor was the sexiest
Originally Posted by Ace Rimmer
"wwait wwhat eqi wwhy are you doing this i am your superior gogdammit put me dowwn OH GOG THE PAIN"
Originally Posted by Vorked Larfleeze
MAN, A TRUE FANTROLL IS ALWAYS ON FIRE
AND IS A BEAR
HE ALSO NEEDS A LASER EYE AND A SHOTGUN
ALSO A CHAINSAW HAND
HE NEEDS FLYING ROLLERBLADE SHOES WITH MINI ROCKETS ON THE BACK
HE NEEDS COOL SHADES
MAN HE NEEDS THOSE CAPRI SHORTS WITH ALL THE POCKETS TO HOLD ALL HIS SHIT IN YO
ALSO A SHIRT OR SOMETHING
YEAH HE NEEDS A SHIRT WITH A SKULL ON IT A SKULL THAT ALSO HAS SHADES
AND HE HAS GOTTA BE SKATEBOARDING OUT OF AN EXPLOSION
THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT
Originally Posted by ectocal
Originally Posted by SWari69
Originally Posted by Patrick
Originally Posted by ectocal
No no no
This is all clearly a setup for the romantic comedy Hussie has been writing
"The Shit and the Handle"
The Fan comes along in Season 2 and causes some tricky love triangles.
HandlexFan OTP
Shit loved Hook more anyway
Originally Posted by crash826
On Alternia, the ice cream tastes like trees, the trees taste like mint, and the mint tastes like blood.
Everything else tastes like fudge and insecticide.
Originally Posted by The Cool
Originally Posted by voodooKobra
Theory: J. wields a gunblade, but he falls back onto IRISH PUB BOXING when he is disarmed.
J: Pick up Keyblade.
You pick up the GUNBLADE.
Originally Posted by newbonomicon
Well, nobody else touched the doorknob. If they had, humans might have had eight legs and whiskers and two heads and scales and been STRONG and lived underwater and could fly and glowed in the dark and been high all the time. And had red blood, I guess.
...I really hope to wake up tomorrow and find out that someone has drawn this overnight.
Originally Posted by BewareOfNerd
Originally Posted by projectlex
Feferof?
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Fefiroth!
Fefiroth!
Originally Posted by audience_cat
No, I think you get rabid ostriches sent round to your house if you do that. MSB tried to send them to me, but I live in NZ and he couldn't get them through the quarantine laws.
Originally Posted by newbonomicon
Also, you know what would be weird? If there was a passage in Mindfang's journal about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal, which was a stone tablet with pictographs depicting her riding a plank of driftwood down a river and throwing hand-carved stone d4s at cave-trolls.
Originally Posted by Iamthebigman
PS in that pic is what I look like right now.
I'm even sitting in the legs of a nightmare beast.
Originally Posted by Snowmanne
Originally Posted by Ichimoto
I now constantly hear every action I make as if it is a command from an unknown 3rd party
It's pretty weird...
and disorienting.
>YOU THERE! BOY!
>STOP BEING PRODUCTIVE AND BROWSE THE INTERNET!
Originally Posted by AProcrastinatingWriter
Originally Posted by pimudragonfeline
Do you like to use the full extent of your vocabulary? (Large words & expletives)
I hate defining words to people...
I digress, I use abscond more now but I believe it was one of the lesser used words in my lexicon.
[/Darn my verbosity organ has activated]
Originally Posted by SWari69
So, they could be a crescent roll about to descend into her mouth from the air?
Originally Posted by Rational Absurdity
I would rename Karkat Vantas to Michael Weir.
And I would change Equius Zahhak to Michael Weir.
Then, I would change Sollux Captor to Michael Weir.
Afterwards, I would rename Eridan Ampora to Michael Weir.
I would then follow up by changing Tavros Nitram to Michael Weir.
But I think, for Gamzee Makara, I would change his name to Michael Weir.
On an unrelated note, I'm very egotistical.
Originally Posted by newbonomicon
I remember the classic games, where dying set your console on fire and some guy would come over and punch you in the face. And this was before microtransactions, so you had to put in a mail order to get the next digit in the password for your level, which was on fire and came with a punch in the face. And instead of controllers, we had to use a pile of razor blades that were on fire and could punch you in the face. And when you won, instead of creating a universe and becoming a god, you got a congratulations screen that was on fire and punched you in the face. And you know what the games were about? GOOD HYGIENE, that's what.
Originally Posted by BlackholePA
Another conquest for the English language! "Asphalt" is ours!
Nah, nah, not the wrong thread I don't thiiiink...if you click the pictures they go to Tindeck! And some pretty neat songs!
With apologies to Eddie Morton:
I hate a goddamn pansy, one who lacks a killer's spark
I just detest a man afraid to murder in the dark
I always spend my evenings with my knives both short and long
And like a man, I always bring my deck of cards along!
I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a criminal--a sharp one, too
Out after three in the morning
Doin' whatever's wrong
You mess with me, and you won't see the sun
I'll show you my stabs, and your red blood will run
Got a wife? No trouble. I will prob'ly kill her too!
'Cause I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!
The swindling never stopped at our casino down the way
'Til some green morons showed up and blew the whole place away
Now plans and schemes we've hatched so they won't ever catch their breaths
We'll storm the English mansion and deal them some grisly deaths!
I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I hate time travel, and all clocks, too
Who cares if it's three in the morning?
My bloodlust is always strong!
You mess with me, and you won't see the sun
Whether by knifeblade, horse hitcher, or gun
Fuck you, Felt, and Snowman? You huge bitch, you'll get yours too!
At the hands of the members of the Midnight Crew!
I wish I could forget the night I lost my arm and eye
And got sealed in a vault with just that damn troll kid to spy
But mark my words--I'll be back and I'll make everyone pay!
Remember what they say 'bout every dog having his day!
I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
Cloaked in shadow--got damn fine hats, too
We're out at three in the morning
Doin' whatever's wrong
You mess with us, and you won't see the sun
When you hear our names, peons, you better run
Spades and Diamonds, Hearts and Clubs--cross us and you'll be through!
'Cause we're the members of the Midnight Crew!