MSPA Lyric Re-writes and Singing: Nomination Time!

[ceruleanTresses]

EDIT: ALSO ONE MORE THING...

So I was surfing Youtube the other day and I came upon this music video. I agreed that the song seemed pretty perfect for Karkat, because I feel like his first impulse is always to blame himself for whatever goes wrong. So, I did a quick rewrite of it and here it is. It is not very good, but I had fun with it.

Little Leader Man (Completed Lyrics)

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WEEP FOR YOURSELVES, MY FRIENDS,
IT DID YOU NO GOOD TO DEPEND ON ME.
WEEP AND AWAIT THE END;
I'M NOT THE LEADER I THOUGHT I COULD BE.
RATE MYSELF AND HATE MYSELF,
TAKE ALL THE COURAGE I HAVE LEFT,
FAILING AT FIXING ALL THE PROBLEMS IT WAS MY JOB TO PREVENT.

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIVES ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?
DIDN'T I, MY...

LOOK AROUND YOU, ERIDAN,
THE ONES YOU LOVED LIE BROKEN ON THE FLOOR.
LET THE WAND FALL FROM YOUR HAND,
YOU'LL NEVER SETTLE ANY OF YOUR SCORES.
YOU'VE KILLED OUR LAST HOPE TO REBUILD,
AND THERE YOU STAND ALONE AMONG THE WRECK.
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING I COULD HAVE SAID TO KEEP YOUR VIOLENT STREAK IN CHECK.

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, KANAYA?

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, FEFERI?

DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?

BLUH...

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIVES ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?

CAUSE IT WAS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT MINE,
AND IT WAS YOUR LIVES ON THE LINE.
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME,
DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?

DIDN'T I, MY FRIENDS?

Just. This. I don't even care that I'm a girl, I have a fairly low voice so as soon as I get the house to myself I am so on this.

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Also hell yes "ishades at night." Hell. F***ing. Yes.

Also, I think "COURT OF M1R4CL3S" has been done, but I don't remember "YOU GIVE HATE A BAD NAME" being done. (Hmm...I wonder whether "court OF MIRACLES Do:" has been done...)

[MrCreazil]

Looks like we have a metal deficiency, let me get that for ya:

STRONG Heart, adapted from Sabaton's Purple Heart

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CT: D --> When we signed up for the sessions
CT: D --> Divided in red and b100 teams
CT: D --> Armed with Specibi
CT: D --> Straight into the war

CT: D --> Then we served under the lowb100d
CT: D --> When our sessions stood as one
CT: D --> And on Skaian fields
CT: D --> We fought for endless nights

[Chorus:]
CT: D --> Once we were wrigglers
CT: D --> Once we were young
CT: D --> We have lost our prize
CT: D --> We've seen the end

CT: D --> Fallen in SGRUB
CT: D --> I belong to royalty
CT: D --> Fallen in SGRUB
CT: D --> Sleep 6 feet below

CT: D --> Kisses from the Veil
CT: D --> Cannot bring me back to life
CT: D --> Fallen in SGRUB
CT: D --> Still moirails in arms

CT: D --> We have fought on distant planets
CT: D --> And for all to many sweeps
CT: D --> Seen our consorts fall
CT: D --> Wounded dead or lost

CT: D --> Our new world comes at a high price
CT: D --> It may take all of our lives
CT: D --> And with deep belief
CT: D --> I go to my end

[Chorus]

CT: D --> B100b100d heart beats no more
CT: D --> Strangled deep within the Veil
CT: D --> Shallow grave in an asteroid
CT: D --> Here I sleep in STRONGNESS forever

CT: D --> Fallen in SGRUB
CT: D --> I belong to royalty
CT: D --> Fallen in SGRUB
CT: D --> Sleep 6 feet below

CT: D --> Kisses from the Veil
CT: D --> Cannot bring me back to life
CT: D --> Fallen in SGRUB
CT: D --> Still moirails in arms

Original Lyrics:

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When we signed up for the army
To a rangers company
Armed with M16's
Straight into the war

Then we served under the banner
Clad in US stars an stripes
And on moonless nights
We marched for endless miles

[Chorus:]
Once we were soldiers
Once we were young
We have found our peace
We've seen the end

Fallen in war
We belong to history
Fallen in war
Sleep 6 feet below

Hearts of the brave
Cannot bring me back to life
Fallen in war
Still brothers in arms

We have fought in distant conflict
And for all to many years
Seen our friends go down
Wounded dead or lost

Know that peace comes at a high price
It may take a thousand lives
And a deep belief
Sacrifice of men

[Chorus]

Shining heart beats no more
Buried deep deep in cold earth
Shallow grave in my motherland
Here I stay in darkness forever

Fallen in war
We belong to history
Fallen in war
Sleep 6 feet below

Hearts of the brave
Cannot bring me back to life
Fallen in war
Still brothers in arms

[knightshift]

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Also hell yes "ishades at night." Hell. F***ing. Yes.

Also, I think "COURT OF M1R4CL3S" has been done, but I don't remember "YOU GIVE HATE A BAD NAME" being done. (Hmm...I wonder whether "court OF MIRACLES Do:" has been done...)

Heehee Granted, I'm not sure how soon that'll be, but MAN. THE SECOND I GET THE CHANCE.

&& aaahh, I'm glad you like it! *w* some parts bug me (it WAS written at like three in the morning so SORT OF UNDERSTANDABLE...) but I guess it turned out alright for a first rewrite!

Yeah, I figured it probably had (I mean, COME ON, SERIOUSLY, COME ON), thanks for the info! (...I am behind that 100 fucking percent dude)



SPEEEEEAKING OF GAMZEE--

blood BLOOD! (Brains! by Voltaire) [WIP]
un-sung lyrics in-progress:

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Right now, I have part of the first verse and the chorus done. B)


well hey there brother now don't be shy
STEP RIGHT ON UP I'M A JOVIAL GUY
don't be frightened by the cuts on my face
I'M JUST A MOTHERFUCKING JUGGALO OF ALIEN RACE.

well I guess the messiahs are doin' me grace
BUT I'M A LITTLE FUCKIN' ANGRY AND FEELIN' OUTTA PLACE
and I gotta get all up in a rainbow flood
SO HELP OUT A BROTHER AND BRING ME SOME BLOOD!

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blood oh blood nah I won't lie
I'M GONNA PAINT THE FUCKIN' WALLS AND WATCH 'EM DRY.
sure some'll try and get all up in my fun
MAKES IT ALL THE MORE FUN TO FUCKIN' WATCH 'EM RUN.

blood oh blood nah it's okay
GONNA CULL A MOTHERFUCKER AND MAKE 'EM PAY
don't give me that look all up on your face
IT MAKES ME WANNA PUT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING PLACE.

[SquirrelPants]

Holy balls, Knight. I will be singing this. Seriously.
EDIT: Some of the syllables are off by quite a lot though. Hopefully that will get fixed as you add lyrics

[knightshift]

Holy balls, Knight. I will be singing this. Seriously.
EDIT: Some of the syllables are off by quite a lot though. Hopefully that will get fixed as you add lyrics

OH
WHAT
WHAT WOULD YOU REALLY--

sasdf oh my god I am going to finish this like the goddamn wind now. SCREEEAM
Yeah, it IS a bit odd atm, but I was able to sing it to myself without getting off rhythem so it's probably just because I've skipped like two verses of lyrics. XDD

[Doodled]

Seriously, knight. That's awesome.

I'll try it too, if Squirrel doesn't mind.

[Xerchisha]

AND NOW, WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Okay maybe not really but ANYWAYS.

Suddenly, Feferi (Feferi & Sollux) {tentatively COMPLETE}

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Lift up your head
Wipe off your tears
)(ere, take my Kleenex
Wipe that scowl away
S)(ow )(ow you really are
A brilliant and smart troll
I know t)(ings are bad
But now t)(ey'll be okay

Suddenly Feferi
Is standing beside you
You don't )(ave to fool me
Don't )(ave to pretend
Suddenly Feferi
Is )(ere to provide you
Wit)( sweet understanding
Feferi's your friend

nobody ever
treated me kiindly
kk alway2 yell2
aa'2 never here
ii’d look down on my2elf
no one told me otherwii2e
ii'd beat my2elf up
they'd ju2t look on


2uddenly ff
ii2 2tandiin' be2iide me
2he don't call me worthle22
2he don't conde2cend
2uddenly ff
ii2 here two proviide me
wiith 2weet understanding
ff's my friiend

Tell me this )(appiness will last for forever
Tell me your grey clouds have all blown away

plea2e under2tand that it'2 2tiill
2trange and depre22iin'
for lo2er2 liike ii've been
iit'2 2o hard to 2ay

2uddenly ff

Suddenly Feferi

2he 2aved me from my2elf
S)(e you from yourself
2uddenly ff 2howed me ii can
O)( yes you can

Learn )(ow two be more
The troll that ii'm (you're) meant two be
Wiit)( 2weet under2tandiing
Wiit)( 2weet under2tandiing
Wiit)( 2weet under2tandiing
2weet under2tandiing
ff'2 my (your) troll!

AND A BONUS.

2uddenly, 2ollux (Sollux & Feferi) {tentatively COMPLETE}

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liift up your head
wa2h off tho2e tear2
here, take my kleenex
wiipe that 2ad look away
2how me your 2miile
a2 briight a2 the 2tar2
ii know thing2 were bad
but now they're okay

2uddenly 2ollux
iis 2tandiing besiide you
you don’t need no royal crown
don’t need to pretend
2uddenly 2ollux
iis here to provide you
wiith 2weet under2tandiing
2ollux'2 your friiend

Nobody ever
Listened to my breams
Eridan laug)(ed
Ot)(ers s)(ook t)(eir )(eads
I'd almost give up
I'd start to lose )(ope
“Lowbloods” would be persecuted
Me, I’d just stand by

Suddenly Sollux
Is standing beside me
)(e don't t)(ink I’m stupid
)(e don't condescend
Suddenly Sollux
Is )(ere to provide me
Wit)( sweet understanding
Sollux's my frond


tell me thii2 feeliing la2t2 for forever
tell me your doubts have all gone away


Please understand t)(at it's all
Strange and exciting
For breamers like I am
It's so great to say

Suddenly Sollux

2uddenly 2ollux
)(e believed in me
he beliieved in you

Suddenly Sollux s)(owed me I can

oh ye2 you can


Learn )(ow to be more
The Empre22 I’ve (you’ve) breamed to be
Wiit)( 2weet under2tandiing
Wit)( 2weet under2tandiing
Wit)( 2weet under2tandiing
2weet under2tandiing
2ollux’2 my (your) troll!

It says "tentatively" because i highly doubt they're anywhere near finished quality but if i keep them in that word document any longer they'll get forgotten.
If you want to sing them, feel free to, and change anything you feel the need to. They're based off "Suddenly, Seymour" from Little Shop of Horrors.

I also have two ideas that were actually given to me by friends. Here are the tentative first verses:
Miss Manipul8or [Miss Murder]

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Hey Miss Manipul8tor,
Hey Miss Manipul8tor,
Can you manipulate him
And take her life?
Whoa oh oh

You Give Hope A Bad Name [You Give Love A Bad Name]

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All hope is gone
And you're to blame
Eridan
You give hope a bad name

Neither of those have assigned trolls to sing to them, and I'd like to know if I should continue either of them or not because I'm not too sure about them...

[knightshift]

Seriously, knight. That's awesome.

I'll try it too, if Squirrel doesn't mind.

oh my god why do two people already want to--I-I WILL TRY TO HAVE IT FINISHED BY TONIGHT instead of studying for my AP exam tomorrow, wahey! Got some ideas for some Eridan songs, too...o-orz. Thank yoiu very much! ;A;

AND NOW, WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Okay maybe not really but ANYWAYS.

Suddenly, Feferi (Feferi & Sollux) {tentatively COMPLETE}

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Lift up your head
Wipe off your tears
)(ere, take my Kleenex
Wipe that scowl away
S)(ow )(ow you really are
A brilliant and smart troll
I know t)(ings are bad
But now t)(ey'll be okay

Suddenly Feferi
Is standing beside you
You don't )(ave to fool me
Don't )(ave to pretend
Suddenly Feferi
Is )(ere to provide you
Wit)( sweet understanding
Feferi's your friend

nobody ever
treated me kiindly
kk alway2 yell2
aa'2 never here
ii’d look down on my2elf
no one told me otherwii2e
ii'd beat my2elf up
they'd ju2t look on


2uddenly ff
ii2 2tandiin' be2iide me
2he don't call me worthle22
2he don't conde2cend
2uddenly ff
ii2 here two proviide me
wiith 2weet understanding
ff's my friiend

Tell me this )(appiness will last for forever
Tell me your grey clouds have all blown away

plea2e under2tand that it'2 2tiill
2trange and depre22iin'
for lo2er2 liike ii've been
iit'2 2o hard to 2ay

2uddenly ff

Suddenly Feferi

2he 2aved me from my2elf
S)(e you from yourself
2uddenly ff 2howed me ii can
O)( yes you can

Learn )(ow two be more
The troll that ii'm (you're) meant two be
Wiit)( 2weet under2tandiing
Wiit)( 2weet under2tandiing
Wiit)( 2weet under2tandiing
2weet under2tandiing
ff'2 my (your) troll!

AND A BONUS.

2uddenly, 2ollux (Sollux & Feferi) {tentatively COMPLETE}

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liift up your head
wa2h off tho2e tear2
here, take my kleenex
wiipe that 2ad look away
2how me your 2miile
a2 briight a2 the 2tar2
ii know thing2 were bad
but now they're okay

2uddenly 2ollux
iis 2tandiing besiide you
you don’t need no royal crown
don’t need to pretend
2uddenly 2ollux
iis here to provide you
wiith 2weet under2tandiing
2ollux'2 your friiend

Nobody ever
Listened to my breams
Eridan laug)(ed
Ot)(ers s)(ook t)(eir )(eads
I'd almost give up
I'd start to lose )(ope
“Lowbloods” would be persecuted
Me, I’d just stand by

Suddenly Sollux
Is standing beside me
)(e don't t)(ink I’m stupid
)(e don't condescend
Suddenly Sollux
Is )(ere to provide me
Wit)( sweet understanding
Sollux's my frond


tell me thii2 feeliing la2t2 for forever
tell me your doubts have all gone away


Please understand t)(at it's all
Strange and exciting
For breamers like I am
It's so great to say

Suddenly Sollux

2uddenly 2ollux
)(e believed in me
he beliieved in you

Suddenly Sollux s)(owed me I can

oh ye2 you can


Learn )(ow to be more
The Empre22 I’ve (you’ve) breamed to be
Wiit)( 2weet under2tandiing
Wit)( 2weet under2tandiing
Wit)( 2weet under2tandiing
2weet under2tandiing
2ollux’2 my (your) troll!

It says "tentatively" because i highly doubt they're anywhere near finished quality but if i keep them in that word document any longer they'll get forgotten.
If you want to sing them, feel free to, and change anything you feel the need to. They're based off "Suddenly, Seymour" from Little Shop of Horrors.

I also have two ideas that were actually given to me by friends. Here are the tentative first verses:
Miss Manipul8or [Miss Murder]

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Hey Miss Manipul8tor,
Hey Miss Manipul8tor,
Can you manipulate him
And take her life?
Whoa oh oh

You Give Hope A Bad Name [You Give Love A Bad Name]

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All hope is gone
And you're to blame
Eridan
You give hope a bad name

Neither of those have assigned trolls to sing to them, and I'd like to know if I should continue either of them or not because I'm not too sure about them...

Aaaah, those first two are so cute oh my gosh ;w; I would love to try my hand at singing Feferi's version (and that makes five songs from this thread I plan on trying, now...god what am I doing).

&& HAHA WOW SUDDENLY BON JOVI
I highly approve, although maybe you could change the "Eridan" to "Eri" so that it fits the rhythm better? o: His full name is a bit too long...

[yokaiy]

Ooh, a Fef song... I might sing it when I've got time.

Also, can I request someone to rewrite Savages (from Pocahontas) with the trolls? I guess ideally it would be land vs sea trolls, but that doesn't leave much cast to sing on the sea dweller side except Eridan (since Fef would probably be Pocahontas??), so I guess highbloods vs lowbloods? I dunno.

[knightshift]

Ooh, a Fef song... I might sing it when I've got time.

Also, can I request someone to rewrite Savages (from Pocahontas) with the trolls? I guess ideally it would be land vs sea trolls, but that doesn't leave much cast to sing on the sea dweller side except Eridan (since Fef would probably be Pocahontas??), so I guess highbloods vs lowbloods? I dunno.

Mm, if I find some time over the weekend, I'll see if I can give it a shot! ovo



ALSO, WELL.

GOT IT DONE.

blood BLOOD! (Brains! by Voltaire) [COMPLETE]
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well hey there brother now don't be shy
STEP RIGHT ON UP I'M A JOVIAL GUY
don't be frightened by the cuts on my face
I'M JUST A MOTHERFUCKING JUGGALO OF ALIEN RACE.

well I guess the messiahs are doin' me grace
BUT I'M A LITTLE FUCKIN' ANGRY AND FEELIN' OUTTA PLACE
and I gotta get all up in a rainbow flood
SO WHY DON'T YOU BE A BRO AND BRING ME SOME BLOOD?

go drag out karkat and maybe then he'll see
HOW A FUCKIN' BEST FRIEND'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
splayed all up and out and gushin' red
HE'S A BETTER BEST FRIEND WHEN HE'S FUCKIN' DEAD.

see, tavros there is a real good bro
LOOK, HE'S COME OUT TO WATCH THE FUCKIN' SHOW.
there's a yelp and a cry before he's on the ground
AND HIS MUD-COLORED BLOOD IS HERE, SAFE AND SOUND.

blood oh blood nah I won't lie
I'M GONNA PAINT THE FUCKIN' WALLS AND WATCH 'EM DRY.
sure someone'll try and get all up in my fun
MAKES IT ALL THE MORE FUN TO FUCKIN' WATCH 'EM RUN.

blood oh blood nah it's okay
GONNA CULL A MOTHERFUCKER AND MAKE 'EM PAY.
don't give me that look all up on your face
IT JUST MAKES ME WANNA PUT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING PLACE.

look over there, do you see that face?
THAT'S THE STRONGEST FUCKING TROLL IN OUR WHOLE DAMN BASE.
but it takes one shot and he's on his knees
LETS ME DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I PLEASE.

see that little peasantblood come crawlin' out
GRAB HER SCRAWNY LITTLE ARM AND SHE'LL SCREECH AND SHOUT
a few clubs to the head, the last sight she'll see
AND WHAT A MOTHERFUCKIN' SIGHT IT'LL BE TO ME.

blood oh blood nah I won't lie
I'M GONNA PAINT THE FUCKIN' WALLS AND WATCH 'EM DRY.
sure someone'll try and get all up in my fun
MAKES IT ALL THE MORE FUN TO FUCKIN' WATCH 'EM RUN.

blood oh blood nah it's okay
GONNA CULL A MOTHERFUCKER AND MAKE 'EM PAY.
don't give me that look all up on your face
IT JUST MAKES ME WANNA PUT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING PLACE.

blood oh blood you better see it too
WHAT A MOTHERFUCKIN' MIRACLE THIS BLOOD'LL DO.
all red and brown and blue and green
IT'S THE BEST FUCKIN' PAINTING I'VE EVER SEEN.
come here my brother there's still lots to do
DON'T WORRY, THE LAST BLOOD I'LL GET IS YOU.
i'm the head-fucking-honcho in this little game
AND TO A GRAND FUCKING HIGHBLOOD YOU'RE ALL THE SAME!

well hell my brother it's been real grand fun
CULLIN' ALL THESE PEASANTTROLLS ONE BY ONE
but don't think for a moment you're away scott-free
THERE'S JUST ONE LAST JOB YOU'RE GONNA DO FOR ME.

listen up little human, I'm off the sopor goo--
SO I KNOW THERE'S STILL FUCKIN' MORE OF YOU.
if you think you're gonna duck 'em around my eye
THEN GUESS IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR YOU TO FUCKIN' DIE.

blood oh blood nah I won't lie
I'M GONNA PAINT THE FUCKIN' WALLS AND WATCH 'EM DRY.
just know they're gonna get all up in my fun
MAKES IT ALL THE MORE FUN TO FUCKIN' WATCH 'EM RUN.

blood oh blood nah it's okay
GONNA CULL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND MAKE 'EM PAY.
so go and give me that look all up on your face
GUESS I FINALLY GET TO PUT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING PLACE.

your blood, your blood.
ALL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BLOOD, MOTHERFUCKER--
all your motherfucking blooooood.
AHA. HA HA HA HA HA HA.










honk.

original lyrics:

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Well hello there little boy.
Now don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...

And bring me some BRAINS!


Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He aint using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they're brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!

Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the donut stop
Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they're brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!


Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
I'll just grab my self a straw and I drink em!!!(ohhhhhhh...)

You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.
Now Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And i promise I'll be your bestest friend.

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat her brains 'til she's zombified.
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
She won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!

BRAINS.....
Bring me her Brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!! x2
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Man, this really gave me a pain during the troll's individual verses. 8( ;; Did the best I could, I really hope I didin't disappoint you guys with this.

[MetalKirby54]

Read a prophecy...
Simple as can 8e...
Give up, su8mit, to your true destiny...
Write down records
for that young troll who will follow...
Read a prophecy of doom... oh doom...

I smell an Earthbound fan!

[ceruleanTresses]

ALSO, WELL.

GOT IT DONE.

blood BLOOD! (Brains! by Voltaire) [COMPLETE]
un-sung lyrics:

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well hey there brother now don't be shy
STEP RIGHT ON UP I'M A JOVIAL GUY
don't be frightened by the cuts on my face
I'M JUST A MOTHERFUCKING JUGGALO OF ALIEN RACE.

well I guess the messiahs are doin' me grace
BUT I'M A LITTLE FUCKIN' ANGRY AND FEELIN' OUTTA PLACE
and I gotta get all up in a rainbow flood
SO WHY DON'T YOU BE A BRO AND BRING ME SOME BLOOD?

go drag out karkat and maybe then he'll see
HOW A FUCKIN' BEST FRIEND'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
splayed all up and out and gushin' red
HE'S A BETTER BEST FRIEND WHEN HE'S FUCKIN' DEAD.

see, tavros there is a real good bro
LOOK, HE'S COME OUT TO WATCH THE FUCKIN' SHOW.
there's a yelp and a cry before he's on the ground
AND HIS MUD-COLORED BLOOD IS HERE, SAFE AND SOUND.

blood oh blood nah I won't lie
I'M GONNA PAINT THE FUCKIN' WALLS AND WATCH 'EM DRY.
sure someone'll try and get all up in my fun
MAKES IT ALL THE MORE FUN TO FUCKIN' WATCH 'EM RUN.

blood oh blood nah it's okay
GONNA CULL A MOTHERFUCKER AND MAKE 'EM PAY.
don't give me that look all up on your face
IT JUST MAKES ME WANNA PUT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING PLACE.

look over there, do you see that face?
THAT'S THE STRONGEST FUCKING TROLL IN OUR WHOLE DAMN BASE.
but it takes one shot and he's on his knees
LETS ME DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I PLEASE.

see that little peasantblood come crawlin' out
GRAB HER SCRAWNY LITTLE ARM AND SHE'LL SCREECH AND SHOUT
a few clubs to the head, the last sight she'll see
AND WHAT A MOTHERFUCKIN' SIGHT IT'LL BE TO ME.

blood oh blood nah I won't lie
I'M GONNA PAINT THE FUCKIN' WALLS AND WATCH 'EM DRY.
sure someone'll try and get all up in my fun
MAKES IT ALL THE MORE FUN TO FUCKIN' WATCH 'EM RUN.

blood oh blood nah it's okay
GONNA CULL A MOTHERFUCKER AND MAKE 'EM PAY.
don't give me that look all up on your face
IT JUST MAKES ME WANNA PUT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING PLACE.

blood oh blood you better see it too
WHAT A MOTHERFUCKIN' MIRACLE THIS BLOOD'LL DO.
all red and brown and blue and green
IT'S THE BEST FUCKIN' PAINTING I'VE EVER SEEN.
come here my brother there's still lots to do
DON'T WORRY, THE LAST BLOOD I'LL GET IS YOU.
i'm the head-fucking-honcho in this little game
AND TO A GRAND FUCKING HIGHBLOOD YOU'RE ALL THE SAME!

well hell my brother it's been real grand fun
CULLIN' ALL THESE PEASANTTROLLS ONE BY ONE
but don't think for a moment you're away scott-free
THERE'S JUST ONE LAST JOB YOU'RE GONNA DO FOR ME.

listen up little human, I'm off the sopor goo--
SO I KNOW THERE'S STILL FUCKIN' MORE OF YOU.
if you think you're gonna duck 'em around my eye
THEN GUESS IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR YOU TO FUCKIN' DIE.

blood oh blood nah I won't lie
I'M GONNA PAINT THE FUCKIN' WALLS AND WATCH 'EM DRY.
just know they're gonna get all up in my fun
MAKES IT ALL THE MORE FUN TO FUCKIN' WATCH 'EM RUN.

blood oh blood nah it's okay
GONNA CULL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND MAKE 'EM PAY.
so go and give me that look all up on your face
GUESS I FINALLY GET TO PUT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING PLACE.

your blood, your blood.
ALL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BLOOD, MOTHERFUCKER--
all your motherfucking blooooood.
AHA. HA HA HA HA HA HA.










honk.

original lyrics:

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Well hello there little boy.
Now don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...

And bring me some BRAINS!


Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He aint using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they're brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!

Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the donut stop
Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they're brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!


Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
I'll just grab my self a straw and I drink em!!!(ohhhhhhh...)

You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.
Now Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And i promise I'll be your bestest friend.

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat her brains 'til she's zombified.
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
She won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!

BRAINS.....
Bring me her Brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!! x2
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Man, this really gave me a pain during the troll's individual verses. 8( ;; Did the best I could, I really hope I didin't disappoint you guys with this.

This is gloriousness.

[Ace Problem Inspector]

I am aliiiiiiiiive!
That or really it just took me a freakin ridiculously long time to get back onto the forums after my password was wiped back when we moved to the new forums
But I am back! And ready to burn peoples houses down! With lemons! ...That or we can just make some cool songs. That works too!

[creidieki]

Homestuck is a tindeck genre now! I was wondering when they'd give in .

Anyway, retagging your old songs would help people like me find them....

[yokaiy]

Homestuck is a tindeck genre now! I was wondering when they'd give in .

Anyway, retagging your old songs would help people like me find them....

WHAT.

That is amaze.

Zo and I are flippin' the fuck out right now.

And retagging everything hurr.

Any guesses how long it takes for Homestuck to be the largest genre on the front page?

[mintt]

@cT:: thank you so much!!!

I'm hoping to get to do more recording now that school is over... we'll see! @____@

[MetalKirby54]

Homestuck is a tindeck genre now! I was wondering when they'd give in .

Anyway, retagging your old songs would help people like me find them....

WHAT.

That is amaze.

Zo and I are flippin' the fuck out right now.

And retagging everything hurr.

Any guesses how long it takes for Homestuck to be the largest genre on the front page?

'bout a day.

[Xerchisha]

people actually want to sing my songs
this makes me happy.

Also I'm scrapping the Miss Manipul8or idea because it really doesn't work all that well, and am currently working on You Give Hope A Bad Name...

And also working on recording that "Sympathy for the Spider" song~

I'm busier than a one-armed paper hanger! And that's good, trust me.

[rhythmicSmasher]

Homestuck is a tindeck genre now! I was wondering when they'd give in .

Anyway, retagging your old songs would help people like me find them....

XD Knew it was only a matter of time. So many HS recordings end up there anyways.

[Doodled]

so it's sort of really early in the morning and I haven't slept so HI I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I JUST DID.

ishades at night (Sunglasses At Night by Corey Hart)
un-sung lyrics:

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i wear my ishades at night so i can so i can
muck and dick around with these shitty timelines
and i wear my ishades at night so i can so i can
keep track of all these daves of mine

while shes trolling me i get all up in uncool things
shes got one fucking up on me man so i turn to her and say

“dont go troll that derp in green oh no
don't go mess with shit you cant control oh no I dont even fucking know
cause hes got it all in ridiculously endearing naiiviety oh no”

and i wear my ishades at night so i can so i can
get these loops in check and my ass in gear
and i wear my ishades at night so i can so i can
stop and shed a single ironic tear

cause while shes got her oculolinctus on
she got her feelings all fucked up so I turn to her and say

“dont get tied up with that dead lil me oh no
dont even try that guilt shit oh no I don't even fucking know
cause hey dont think youll get rid of me so easily oh no”

i said “i wear my ishades at night i wear my ishades at night
i wear my fucking ishades at night”
i say to you now “i wear my motherfucking ishades at night
i wear my ishades at night i wear my ishades at night"
i would cry to you “i wear my ishades at night
but i dont cry and i wear my goddamn ishades at night motherfuckers!!

sweet jegus”

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I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can
Keep track of visions in my eyes

While she's deceiving me, cuts my security
Has she got control of me, I turn to her and say

"Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no, I can't believe it
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no"

And I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes

While she's deceiving me, she cuts my security
Has she got control of me, I turn to her and say

"Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no, I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no, it can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no"

I said, "I wear my sunglasses at night, I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night"
I say to you now, "I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night, I wear my sunglasses at night"
I cry to you, ?I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night?

So I've got a few others things in the works as we speak?? Namely, one called "COURT OF M1R4CL3S" (Terezi singing Court of Miracles from the Hunchback of Notredam) and another tentatively titled "YOU GIVE HATE A BAD NAME" (Karkat @ John, You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi -- alternatively, "you give friendleaders a bad name!" from John's point of view...). I-I couldn't go through this entire freaking thread s-so if any of these things have been done already, I'm really sorry. ;3;

Okay, I swear I sung this. I SWEAR IT! It was hard as hell, and I added effects and did a little scream at the end...

But then...

It saved the wrong audio,

and I didn't save my project file.

/headdesk

I hope we can all learn from this.

Also,

Homestuck as a genre equals HELL YES.

[knightshift]

This is gloriousness.

basadf ;v; thank you, oh my gosh. i kept rereading it over today and started getting all OCD on a few lines and aaaaaargh WHY CAN I NEVER STOP EDITTING MY REWRITES--
I'm really glad you like it, though. *A*!! It was loads of fun to write, and I got to creep out a good few of my friends along the way!

Okay, I swear I sung this. I SWEAR IT! It was hard as hell, and I added effects and did a little scream at the end...

But then...

It saved the wrong audio,

and I didn't save my project file.

/headdesk

I hope we can all learn from this.

Also,

Homestuck as a genre equals HELL YES.

I don't know if I should be
happy because you decided to sing that piece of late night spontaneousness
or sad because n-now I won't hear it ;-; I would LOVE to hear it sung but a-ahh doing all that work over again...dude, totally don't feel like you have to or anything!! I'm honored that you'd consider singing it in the first place!

&& haha, Tindeck. I...actually, when I first saw it?
I thought it was ONLY for Homestuck music since that's...practically all that's on there whenever I go...derp.

[spiltPersonality]

I can't wait for the comic to update more.
Not only because MORE UPDATES, but because I got such an awesome idea for a song rewrite, but we need to know more about the ancestors to make it happen.

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First Alice: Mindfang
Second Alice: Dualscar
Third Alice: Redglare
Fourth Alice: TBA

AMIRITE YOU GUYS someone back me up on this i mean come on it'd be so awesome wouldn't it >8D

I actually wrote this kind of for the trolls, and now I want to write it for the ancestors. Once we get a bit more on a 4th ancestor that isn't Grand HighBlood, DarkLeer or Tavroscestor, I will work on the ancestor version. >>
[First post and I will post up my lyrics soon enough]

[MoraicTrochee]

I feel bad for just dropping by with a tiny snippet, especially since my A Little Priest rewrite was never finished, but....

Vriska

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I'm just a rainbow drinker
Know it's hard to get
But I still feel flushed for Vriska Serket

Oh woah woah feeling flushed for Vriska-a, Vriska-a


Vriska, Vriska-a-a, Vriska, Vriska-a-a, Vriska, Vriska-a-a, Vriska, Bluh Bluh

Seeing this would be GREAT. I guess I will leave this here and see what happens.

[spiltPersonality]

Here is the young troll's version I came up with based on a picture, going to do more of these probably.

Alice of Troll Sacrifice Completed

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Karkat: (There was once a little dream bubble.)
(No one knows who had dreamt it or who's memory it was.)
Equius: (It was really such a small dream bubble.)
(This made the horrorterrors think..)
Kanaya: (.."I don't want it to disappear..")
(.."How can we make people dream of it?)
Sollux: (The horrorterrors thought..)
(And at last had an idea.)
(.."We will make people come to it, and they will make it's world"..)

Karkat:
The first Alice bravely entered Wonderland,
Cutting down imps with his red sickles in his hands.
He left a bright colorful path in his deadly wake,
Knowing not the eyes that followed every step he'd make.
Found and captured in the haze, Karkat still remains.
Locked up like a criminal, his cell covered in chains.
Other than the bright colorful path that got him arrested,
No one ever knew that he ever existed.

Equius:
The second Alice sang his songs to Wonderland.
STRONGLY, once, until he had the courage to come and stand.
Singing songs from other planets, the notes he sang unfurled.
Using song, Equius made a mad blue world.
Though a rose, Equius knew that his songs would never last,
So he went and got strangled by the new Subjuggulator
From his corpse, a bright blue flower bloomed in his stead.
Everyone admired him, even though he was dead.

Kanaya:
The third Alice was a troll of Wonderland.
Using words, this Alice had the country in her hand.
She became the Queen and was moirailed by everyone.
Making the country green, she thought that she had won.
Being Queen, Kanaya never knew what she'd become.
But soon, she slowly lost her life and felt only numb.
From a dream, a fear of death again was all that she could see.
In a glowing body, she'll forever rule the country.

Sollux: [Normal and Blind]
During these, a set of Gemini twins walked their path with ease.
Stopping once to have some tea under the rose trees.
As they got an invitation, their adventure starts,
As the card was the Ace of Hearts.

The fourth Alice was two young trolls of yellow blood.
Entering Wonderland with power under their frowns.
Passing through countless gates, their hands together tied.
In each other's hearts they knew that's where their fears lied.
A psionic all-seeing. A blinded but happy troll.
They were the closest to becoming Sollux, but...

Gamzee will never escape the insanity he didn't plan.
Though most are gone, the trolls will never escape Wonderland.

Once again no quirks because I am lazy and this was done based on a picture on dA: http://fav.me/d3fs99f

Original Translation for the English Lyrics: TBOEandJW or THEBUNNYOFEVIL of youtube.com

[yokaiy]

Hey Mintt, would you mind if I tried singing Stop Trying To Give Me Whales 3XO at some point?