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[PaladinFoster]

The adventure starts a few posts down. Sorry for the inconvenience, this is my first forum adventure.

[Fuade]

>Wield picture of knives as your weapon.

[PaladinFoster]

Hmm, I'll take that as a suggestion to use that practice image from my introduction as the starting image of an adventure where I just accept commands from forum users instead of telling a pre-written story. Noted.

[Fuade]

You could just do a sandbox adventure for now. No real plot. Just the main character dicking around until you get an idea.

That's how alot of adventures start. The plot slowly rises from the depths of the madness.

[PaladinFoster]

A very good idea. I will probably get to this when it's not late and I'm not tired, probably tomorrow.

[PaladinFoster]

You are this boy, standing in your room. Today is not really a important day. It's summer vacation, and some videogame beta is coming out soon, but you really don't care much. What does it all matter anyway? Your friends are psyched about it though, and you just like being in a group, so you decided to buy it. But wait, what was your name?

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[NotAPumpkin]

>Tofu Jones

[PaladinFoster]

>Tofu Jones

You're pretty sure that's not your name, in fact you think you remember writing it down so you wouldn't forget again. Perhaps you should just look for that instead of blindly guessing.

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[NotAPumpkin]

>Check behind the Poe poster

[PaladinFoster]

There is a SLIP OF PAPER behind your EDGAR ALLEN POESTER, right next to your H.P. LOVECRAFT POSTER. You would nab it, but your stumpy body is too short to reach it.

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[NotAPumpkin]

>Light the candle and set shit on FIRE

[PaladinFoster]

>Light the candle and set shit on FIRE

You decide this is a terrible idea, the voices in your head seem to have a lot of those lately. You're getting kind of annoyed that you can't remember your own name.

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[Fuade]

>Remove poster, then wear poster as cape. The paper should fall down on it's own.

[PaladinFoster]

You are SHOCKED and APPALLED you would ever think of defacing your EDGAR ALLEN POESTER in such a disrespectful manner. Poe is a DEMIGOD, after all. But you still feel vaguely tempted..



Ah what the hell. You become EDGAR ALLEN POEMAN, and you waste several hours saving HORRORTROPOLIS from the villainous FAIRY TALES.

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[Ender Rydel]

>Once you're done playing pretend, check the slip of paper that's no doubt fallen down and finally remember your name.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Cut yourself, then cry and write terrible poems about blood and sadness.

[Fuade]

>Shirt:Red Ring

[Reecer6]

Slip of paper: Be glued to the wall
Poeman: Kill an imaginary person, become guilted by imaginary hearts

[PaladinFoster]

>Once you're done playing pretend, check the slip of paper that's no doubt fallen down and finally remember your name.

Your done being EDGAR ALLEN POEMAN, and you are now this boy again. You walk over to pick up the SLIP OF PAPER.

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Oh yea, that's right. Your name is TERRANCE BRADLEY. Unfortunately some of your friends like to tease you and call you TERRY, which you HATE. You enjoy HORROR STORIES, POE-ETRY, and sometimes VIDEOGAMES. You like music, but only HEAVY METAL, DEATH METAL, and SCREAMO. You play the ELECTRIC GUITAR, and you are kind of BOSS at it. Your PesterChum handle is deathsPeace.

> Cut yourself, then cry and write terrible poems about blood and sadness.

You don't cut yourself, that would be too CONFORMIST. You do occasionally write POE-ETRY, but it most certainly does not SUCK.

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[SNeakyRobot]

> Write a poem about unrequited love and how nobody understands you, and also doves that cry blood.
> Put on more eyeshadow and black fingernail polish.
> Wonder what your left eye looks like.

[PaladinFoster]

> Write a poem about unrequited love and how nobody understands you, and also doves that cry blood.
> Put on more eyeshadow and black fingernail polish.
> Wonder what your left eye looks like.

You think the last two suggestions are stupid. You already have plenty of eyeshadow on, and you don't paint your nails. However, the first idea sounds EXCELLENT. You spend another half an hour writing "Unrequited Love of the Doves that Cry Blood and Don't Understand". You just finished up when your computer decided to light up like a Christmas tree. Seems all three of your friends are pestering you at once.

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Sorry for the wait on that image, I haven't done perspective in the program I'm using before. I hope it doesn't look too derpy.

[NotAPumpkin]

>Talk to the most annoying one first.

[Reecer6]

>Talk to all of them at the same time

[PaladinFoster]

>Talk to the most annoying one first.

You decide to get it over with and answer your most annoying friend first.

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-- flowerMaiden [FM] began pesteringing deathsPeace [DP] at 03:25 --

FM: HEEEYYYY TERRRIIII!!!!1
DP: what the fuck do you want
FM: Ah, sombodi's all down in the dumps today
FM: Can I make it better?
DP: just get on with it
DP: i dont have patients for your bullshit today
FM: Oh, don't be so rude Teri, I'm just being nise. Anywho, did u get yur copy of Sburb yet?
DP: oh yea i totally forgot
DP: i cant believe im actually going to play this with you guys
DP: i can barely stand you all
FM: Oh Teri, whi do you always hav to be such a stick in the mud? Do you hide your emotions because of some childhood trama?
PM: Or maybi yur mommi didn't show you enough love, so u hide behind a mask of hate?
DP: quit psychoanalyzing me
DP: i hate it when you do that
FM: Sorry, aniway can you just install Sburb already? The others are wating.
DP: oh fine ill do it

-- flowerMaiden [FM] ceased pestering deathsPeace [DP] at 3:27 --

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[Ender Rydel]

>Answer your other annoying friends as well. May as well get it over with.