It is the year 2011 for the planet Earth around the month of March and the coveted computer game Sburb is supposed to be released on this particular day. There are several people whom are notably excited about it and have gone so far as to preorder copies of the product so as to receive it before anyone else. A distinct group of players are going to start today and while they act separately at first the game itself will bring them together despite having no prior knowledge of one another.
At the same time during the course of another session a mysterious individual and his human subordinate are seeking to sabotage the natural events that will occur for their own personal ambitions. Their session is one of many that have been deemed a failure and both of them want to rectify this by obtaining their just rewards.
Rules
1. No god modding. That’s all that needs to be said.
2. Try and exhibit some manner of grammar if you ever post in the main RP thread for any reason. Pesterchum chats are different and don’t fall under this particular rule.
3. This thread is mainly going to be for posting pesterlogs and for any posts that aren’t easily covered in Pesterchum chats, such as Strife Battles.
4. Be respectful to your other players and the Game Master.
5. Obey all the other MSPA Forum rules.
Characters List
Humans
arbitersAnimosity - Cid Luneth (Subrosian)
lupineMediator - Ender Rydel (Ender Rydel)
unemployedHero - Nathaniel Belmen (Krotar)
loneSeeker - Seth Genevo (zingo47)
enigmaticVindicator - Vera Maxwell (Subrosian)
techincalArtisan - Elena Jones (Meira)
greyscaleRecluse - Dana Blackwell (lovelyAssistant)
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Under Construction)
The door unlocked to the single bedroom apartment as Cid walked in and shut the door behind him, locking it back. He set his keys down on his night stand and flopped onto the bed with a sigh. Cid had just gotten off work from a graveyard shift and it was around nine in the morning for him. All he really wanted to do was sleep but that particular day was the release date for Sburb and he did not want to miss out on it being delivered in the mail.
Grabbing the remote and sitting down in his computer chair Cid clicked on the television but did not pay very much attention to it as he booted up his PC in order to contact some of his friends to see if they got their copies of the game already. Before he even managed to login to the chat client Pesterchum and see if his chums were online there was a peculiar story being reported on the news that caught his attention. Cid was unaware as to why or how it was tuned to the news channel when he never bothered to watch it since nothing ever interested him, but something intrigued him greatly.
The female news agent stood in front of a recording of a leveled city that was supposedly destroyed by a freak shower of debris from space resembling miniature meteors. He could not believe his eyes or what he was hearing when she detailed that scenes like that were appearing all over the world. Cid clicked off the television and sat back in his chair with a stunned expression on his face.
A message popped up on his desktop that broke him out of his stupor that signaled one of his chums was pestering him. Apparently he had the client set to login automatically on startup so he looked to see that it was from lupineMediator. He would have answered it but the buzzer to his apartment was ringing persistently and he could not simply ignore it.
Walking over to the intercom, Cid answered it and leaned toward the speaker so he could hear the person on the other end. “Hello, who is it,” he inquired. “It’s the mail,” his landlord on the first floor called to him. “You got some stuff so come grab it as soon as possible.”
Nodding and clicking off the speaker Cid grabbed a shirt and jacket of matching purple color along with a pair of clean pants before heading downstairs to the office where they kept all the mail for the respective tenants. While he was waiting for the man that called him before to retrieve his items Cid saw one of the girls that lived on the same floor as him. He had always wanted to take her out some time but she probably would not have been interested in a guy like him.
“Do you want your mail or what,” the landlord asked him, sliding a box toward him with a few envelopes on top of it. “You look really tired kid, you should go get some sleep.”
Shaking his head and shrugging Cid grabbed his parcels and headed back upstairs, tossing the envelopes on his bed and setting the box on his desk in front of his monitor. “So this must be the Sburb game,” he looked down at the rather unimpressive box from the website he ordered it from and suddenly recalled that his chum was pestering him but had ceased doing so when he went idle.
Cid decided to pester lupineMediator first before doing anything else.
((I guess I won't post the pesterlog until after Ender posts as well and the pesterlog happens? I'm not sure how it should work. Post suggestions in the OOC thread from our current players.))
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Under Construction)
It was a typical Saturday morning for Ender Rydel. The young college-age male was doing what he typically did on Saturdays. Which was to say, absolutely nothing at all. He busted his ass off in his classes all week, didn't he? He deserved a little time to relax over the weekend, or so he thought at least. His parents were of a different mindset, however. They were constantly pestering him to get a job. And while he HAD been searching for quite some time employment seemed to be hard to come by these days. Especially with all the freak accidents involving meteors that seemed to be happening lately.
Today, however, the never-ending search for employment was the furthest thing from Ender's mind. His copy of the latest video-game craze, Sburb, had arrived in the mail today and he was rather eager to try it out. Of course...there was the slight worry that his shitty laptop wouldn't be able to handle such a game. But after reading several FAQs online, (most of which seemed to be strangely sparse...), he had learned that the specifications required to run the game were actually pretty damn low. He had already installed the server disk onto his computer. Now he just needed to find someone to play with. Fortunately he had a few friends he knew of who had also ordered the game. Dragging his laptop up into his bed with him, the college-age male made himself comfortable and brought up his Pesterchum client to poke at one of them. arbitersAnimosity was his handle. He called himself Cid. Whether that was his real name or not, Ender had no idea. He didn't ask. After all he tended to use aliases of his own. Whatever the case was, his friend seemed to be online, so he figured he'd drop him a quick message asking about the game...
Character Info:
Your chumhandle is lupineMediator and you tend to speak in a calm and friendly, yet dignified manner. Due to your laid-back and understanding nature you often find yourself intervening in conflicts between your other chums.
Your trolltag is draconianFury. o=(===>> You wield the legendarrrry blade of your drrrragonic ancestorrrrs and tend to speak with a slight grrrrowl.
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Under Construction)
View Pesterlog
-- lupineMediator [LM] began pestering arbitersAnimosity [AA] --
LM: Hey. You back from work yet?
LM: Oh for fucks sake Cid. You really need to stop idling at your computer. This is the third time this week.
LM: Hurry up and answer, god damn it. My Sburb discs just came in the mail. I was thinking we could get a session going if you had the time but you're too busy doing god knows what.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] is now an idle chum! --
AA: Oh hey man, sorry about that.
AA: I forgot I have this stupid thing set to log me in automatically when I turn my computer on.
LM: Well change it if you're not gonna be around, man. I've been waiting for you all morning. :/
AA: :P I got called downstairs to get the mail by the landlord, plus I saw this really disturbing news report on the TV.
LM: Oh yeah. The meteors? I saw that report too. A town a few miles away from me got completely leveled. Pretty fucked up shit.
LM: Those morons who raved about 2012 might not have been far off the ball.
AA: I hope it's nothing serious because I don't know what I would do if that shit started happening here.
LM: Yeah, really.
AA: Spiders, tornadoes, drowning, and meteor apocalypse really aren't high on my list of things I'd like to deal with.
LM: My dad's WAAAAYYYY too stubborn to move to the suburbs again, that's for sure.
AA: Man, I told you a million times to get a car and haul your ass over to my place.
AA: There's room for both of us...I think.
LM: I know. Don't have the cash. The fucking requirement for the maneuverability test in my state is killing me too.
AA: That's some stupid shit right there, but I can see the point in it.
AA: Dumb people don't know how to fucking drive.
LM: Yeah. :/ The way they do it is just fuck-backwards though.
LM: I mean, if I'm parallell parking it's not like I'll only have once chance to get it right.
AA: Hehe, yeah.
AA: Anyway!
AA: You said something about that Sburb game?
LM: Oh yeah. I've got the server disc installed but you know how it works. You need two people to play.
AA: Right right, so...uh...which disc do I need to use again?
AA: You know I'm not good with this computer shit.
LM: Heh.
LM: Well, seeing as I'm using the server disc and there are only two, it makes sense that you'd use the other one...right?
LM: Process of elimination man, use your brain. :P
AA: Man, who asked you? >:I
AA: Let me just get the discs out of this box.
LM: You did. Just now.
LM: Heh. Alright. Lemme know when you've got it installed and I'll get this bitch connected.
AA: Alright, so there's two discs...Server and Host, so I guess mine is Host.
LM: Seems about right.
AA: Wait, you're still using that archaic piece of garbage?
LM: Yeah, unfortunately. D:
AA: Is it even going to be able to handle the game??
LM: Parents won't pony up to get me a new one. Fucking cheapasses.
LM: It should. GAMEFAQs said the requirements were actually pretty low.
AA: Wow, there's already guides up for it?
AA: It's installing, by the way.
LM: A few, yeah. Most of 'em are pretty haphazard. I can't make heads or tails of most of it.
LM: Cool. Lemme know when it's done. I should be able to connect to your computer from here.
AA: It shouldn't take too long.
LM: Yeah...your computer's like...10x faster then mine. x_x
AA: My computer IS a total beast after I had that guy upgrade it for me when I wrote his paper. ;)
LM: Fuck you, man. And your free upgrade.
AA: Jealous? >:3
LM: Yes! Dx
AA: Maybe I'll get him to hook you up with one later.
LM: I'm still stuck with this 5 year old piece of shit. Soon to be 6 years. x_x
LM: Man...that'd be awesome if you could pull it off.
AA: Well, we'll worry about that later since this thing seems to be finished installing.
AA: So what happens now?
LM: Well. Aparantly as the server player I'm supposed to manipulate the host player's enviroments in order to build and deploy items and shit.
AA: Um...
AA: In English?
LM: Basically you run around and I tinker with your house. :P
AA: Well I don't think that'll be much of a problem.
AA: There's not much room to run around anyway.
LM: I'm still reading up on the FAQs. Shouldn't be too hard.
LM: Heh. Well I can change that easily enough. Or at least I should once I get a feel for the controls.
AA: So if you're LITERALLY tinkering with my house, what's gonna happen to the other people living here?
AA: You know I live in an apartment, right?
LM: Yeah, yeah. I'll try not to disturb them too much. Hey whoa...this is cool. I can see into your room.
LM: Shit...you're a lot neater then I am.
AA: W-What? o_o
AA: Dude!
AA: Stalker status, bro!
LM: Ah chill. It ain't like I'm gonna go looking for your porn stash or anything.
LM: Let's see...your beds in the way so I'll just...ah...
-- lupineMediator [LM] drops bed outside. Crushes some random dude's car. --
LM: Oh fuck me...
LM: I...can fix this. ^^;;
AA: Dude my mail was on that bed!
AA: Fuck that guys car, get my mail back!
LM: Alright, alright. Keep your fucking pants on.
AA: Ah hell, there's a crowd forming outside.
-- lupineMediator [LM] snatches the mail with cursor. Drops it Cid's lap. --
LM: Um...just...try and ingore em for the time being. If they ask make up some shit about ghosts. I dunno.
AA: Oh yeah, ghosts are having a Frat Party and throwing my bed out a window!
AA: That'll sure go down well with the locals.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] angrily sifts through his mail while he waits --
LM: Well how else are you going to explain a game that aparantly manipulates physics?
AA: ...Ghosts? >:/
LM: Gimme a break. It's the best I could come up with off the top of my head.
LM: Anyways...now that you're beds gone we should be able to expand a little bit.
AA: So uh, maybe you can manipulate the girl over in 2E to be in my room? Ehehe...^^;;
LM: No can do, man. I can only interact with inanimate objects. Doesn't look like I can move people.
AA: That was a stupid idea anyway.
AA: Forget I even said it.
LM: I already tried with you. Was gonna drop you on the roof for the lulz.
AA: >:O!
AA: You bastard!
LM: Hehe.
LM: Alright...let's see if we can expand your room a bit...
AA: No wonder I felt something trying to move me...like voodoo or something.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] ceased pestering lupineMediator [LM] --
Cid successfully hooked up with his friend lupineMediator who also went by the name Ender though he was unsure if that was even his real name or not. He did not care since that was his business and he had no place poking around in it. They shot the breeze for a bit until they got the Sburb game installed on both ends and he began to fiddle with physics itself by actually controlling things in his apartment.
The first thing he did was to drop his bed out the window! It crashed onto the car of another person and began to draw a crowd due to the commotion. Cid had no idea how he was going to explain that when the time came but he would not worry about it for now.
Ender explained that he would apparently be able to expand the size of his tiny room to be bigger, and he had to see how he was going to do that.
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
[OOC]
Just tell me if you have a problem with anything in my post... sorry in advance if you do.
[PAST]
The HOPEFUL CRUSADER walked into the WHITE QUEEN's throne room. He was told that she had a mission for him to complete, and handed him the BLACK/WHITE SWORD, a blade made from both Dersite and Prospitan materials. She then took him into the back room away from the guards for a secret conference - the Queen could risk no possible spy listening to the mission.
[PRESENT]
The Hopeful Crusader stopped having a flashback as soon as he heard the engine slow to a halt. The massive purple airship had docked on Derse. He knew that if he was noticed, then he would die, and the mission would never be completed. He gripped the SWORD tighter.
[FUTURE]
A Hapless Campaigner wandered on a desolate plane, picking up small shards of glass, seeing if it could jog his memory. He wishes he had had more flashbacks in the past. He put his hand on the sword. It was the only thing he knew now.
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
Ender was pretty surprised by the mechanics of Sburb. He had been expecting some sort of weird SIM game from the walkthroughs. What he got instead was a game that could apparently manipulate time of space. Of course...any strangeness about this particular fact was lost on him. He was too busy tinkering around with Cid's apartment. He had already had one slight mishap...namely dropping his friend's bed on a neighbors car. But it was nothing he couldn't fix. Snagging the bed with the cursor he lifted it off the wrecked vehicles, ignoring the amazed onlookers as he set the piece of furnature on the roof of the apartment building for the time being. Right then...time to get to work. He would have to make Cid's room a hell of a lot bigger if he wanted to deploy all the shit they'd be needing to really get the session started. He just hoped he could expand it without accidentally building his way into any of the other apartments. Before he could get to work, however, he noticed someone he didn't recognize was pestering him.
View Pesterlog
-- silentBenefactor [SB] began pestering lupineMediator [LM] at 10:15 --
SB: Greetings, Heir.
SB: Dilligently at work, I see.
LM: Um...do I know you?
SB: No.
SB: Not yet, at least.
SB: You might want to work a little faster at getting your friend into the game.
LM: Okay...that's a little creepy. How the hell did you get my chumHandle anyway? I'm not in the habit of posting up my screenname in publiic places where any random stranger can contact me.
SB: Who I am is of no importance.
SB: What is important is a warning that I am required to give.
LM: Whatever, dude. I'm busy. I don't have time for all your dark and mysterious bullshit.
SB: Yes, I can tell you are quite busy dropping objects on other people's belongings.
LM: ...? The hell? You got some sort of spy program that lets you look in on other people's sessions?
LM: Cause that's not cool...hell...it's downright stalkerish and fucking creepy.
SB: It is possible.
SB: In any case, I have two ultimatums to deliver before I must depart.
SB: The first one is to stress haste in getting your friend into the game.
SB: The second one is to advise you not to assume that all allies are allies and not all enemies are enemies.
-- silentBenefactor [SB] ceased pestering lupineMediator [LM] at 10:25 --
...Well...that was certainly interesting. Probably just some creep who had way too much time on their hands. Back to the game, he supposed. But first he needed to contact Cid again and see how he was doing...
View Pesterlog
-- lupineMediator [LM] began pestering arbitersAnimosity [AA] at 10:28 --
LM: Hey...um. Do you know a guy called silentBenefactor?
AA: Yeah some guy with that handle pestered me.
AA: I blocked him though.
LM: Yeah. He pestered me too. Said some really weird and cryptic shit about the game and then just left.
AA: Huh...Maybe I should have listened to him then.
AA: Oh well, I'm not gonna go unblocking him now.
LM: Probably just some creep who gets off to roleplaying like he's some sort of omniscent being. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] shrugs --
LM: I'll admit this game is pretty fucking weird...but it's just a game in the long run.
AA: How's the uh...bending laws of physics going?
LM: Damn man...why can't you live in a fucking house like a normal person
LM: I can't expand your room too far one way or another or I risk building straight into someone else's apartment.
AA: Yeah let me just bend over and pull the money for one out of the usual place.
LM: Well...I can at least make room for the shit we need. Gonna have to move all your other shit outside though.
LM: I'll be careful not to crush any random vehciles this time.
AA: Yeah make sure you don't do that again.
AA: I'm surprised the landlord hasn't come pounding on my door yet.
-- lupineMediator [LM] begins moving Cid's belongings outside. For lack of anywhere better to put them he places them on the roof for the time being. --
AA: You're lucky it's a flat roof.
LM: Maybe we should have thought this through a bit more before starting...
LM: Yeah, tell me about it.
LM: Hey...here's an idea.
LM: Is there any way you can get up there?
AA: Um yeah, there's a fire escape and a normal set of stairs up to the roof too.
LM: Sweet. I can just drop all the shit we need up there then.
AA: Yes, please put my belongings back in my room and put the weird game shit up there.
LM: Lets see...there's a bunch of free stuff I can deploy without spending any Build Grist.
AA: Just don't throw anything through the wall.
LM: Guess it's the shit we need to play the game.
AA: Build Grist?
LM: Yeah. I guess it's a form of currency. I use it to alchemize objects and build up your enviroment.
LM: So far though we've only got 20 units so i guess we should use it sparingly.
AA: So not only are you capable of manipulating my room, you can create things out of nothing?
LM: Yeah...not quite sure how that works. Something to do with our Fetch Moduses.
LM: Which one are you using again, by the way?
AA: Modusii, dude. Modusii.
LM: Whatever, man. :P
AA: I'm using the Script Modus.
AA: It seemed like a good idea at first.
AA: But now it's pretty fucking frustrating.
LM: Oh...that one where you've gotta write out the description of the item you want? I don't envy you dude.
LM: Least it sounds slightly more convienent then mine.
AA: The only plus side to it is the massive inventory space.
LM: Random Mess. I can get all the shit I did...but I gotta go digging through all my other crap to find it.
LM: Err...need. :P
LM: Guess I'm still a bit drowsy. I didn't get much sleep last night.
AA: Either that or your typing skills are still utter shit.
LM: Oh shut up.
LM: Focus, Snake!
LM: Right...so...
AA: Fine.
AA: Just uh, alchemize one of those things and I'll go up to the roof to check it out.
-- lupineMediator [LM] deploys the Totem Lathe, Alchemiter, and Cruxtruder on the roof of Cid's building. --
LM: For the record...I've got no idea what any of this shit is supposed to do.
LM: Guess we'll just tinker with it until we figure it out, eh?
AA: You've got the guide don't you? Figure it out.
LM: Yeah, I do. It's pretty vague though.
LM: Aparantly we gotta get the Cruxtruder open somehow. It's the...tubey looking thing.
AA: Let me just boot up my laptop and I'll message you when I get up there.
LM: Alright man, sounds good.
AA: It might take a minute because it's a piece of shit.
LM: No prob. Lemme know when you're ready.
AA: Alright.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] ceased pestering lupineMediator [LM] at 10:39 --
Last edited by Ender Rydel; 03-27-2011 at 04:29 PM.
Character Info:
Your chumhandle is lupineMediator and you tend to speak in a calm and friendly, yet dignified manner. Due to your laid-back and understanding nature you often find yourself intervening in conflicts between your other chums.
Your trolltag is draconianFury. o=(===>> You wield the legendarrrry blade of your drrrragonic ancestorrrrs and tend to speak with a slight grrrrowl.
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
Seth returned from school on a day like any other, bored as hell and exhausted. His teachers have once again seen fit to give him craploads of weekend homework, which he was dreading with the intensity of a thousand suns. After a pretty normal 6 hour homework session, he fell asleep, forgetting completely about the copies of SBurb, the game that had just recently been released to the public, but was ALREADY EXPLAINED. The next day, he woke up and promptly got dressed and ready for an all-day gaming session. As he booted up his laptop, he noticed two disks on his desk. His copies of SBurb! He silently wondered why there were two discs for one game, as one DVD could hold an entire game. Before inserting the discs, he decided to ask one of his (read: only) online chums, someone who called himself Ender. Seth really appreciated the reference, as he loves the book where it originated, never even considering it to be Ender's real name.
SHOW PESTERLOG
-- loneSeeker [LS] began pestering lupineMediator [LM]
LS: Hey, man. What's up?
LM: Nothing much.
LS: Well, anyway. You get Sbub, or whatever it's called yet?
LM: Ah. Yeah. I'm actually servering for a friend right now. Sorta made a mess of his room though. Accidently dropped his bed on a car.
LS: Holy crap. How'd you do that?
LM: I dunno, man. Aparantly the game can manipulate the laws of physics or something. It's some pretty crazy shit.
LM: Still...pretty fun though. I'm working on expanding his room a bit now. Too fucking small to fit anything in there at the moment.
LS: That's so fricking badass. I haven't had the chance to try it out yet.
LS: So, what? You're just building shit?
LM: Pretty much. It's sorta like a SIM game I guess.
LM: Cept to build stuff you have to use this stuff called Build Grist...I'm already runnin' low on it. Not sure how to get more let.
LM: Er...yet, rather.
LS: Huh. Does the other player do anything?
LS: Or they just watch while you trash their house?
LM: I'm not sure. I'm still reading the walkthrough.
LM: Kinda hard to understand though. Not much of it makes sense. Aparantly I'm supposed to deploy a few special items in his room to for him to mess around with so the session can get started though.
LS: So the session doesn't start for real till later?
LS: I guess I'll get these disks installed, hope my laptop doesn't give out.
LM: Heh. If my crappy piece of shit laptop can handle it yours should.
LS: Nah, I know it can handle it, I chacked the specs, but my laptop's signal is virtually non-existant.
LM: Ah...yeah. That could be a problem.
LS: I'll have to switch to the family computer, and that's gonna be a hassle.
LM: Heh. Well. Good luck man. I'm pretty busy here. AA's getting pretty pissed off at me for messing up his room.
-- loneSeeker [LS] laughs. --
LM: Should probably go and try to calm him down a bit...
LS: I can imagine.
LM: Heh. See ya around. Maybe if we find more people we can get a good circle going later.
LS: You need two people to play this, right?
LS: That sucks, I don't know ANYONE.
LS: besides you, that is.
LM: Mmm. And seeing as I'm servering for AA at the moment I don't think I'd be able to pay much attention being a host either.
LM: I might be able to refer you to someone later though.
LM: I'll let ya know.
LS: Thanks, man. Talk to you later.
LM: See ya.
-- lupineMediator [LM] ceased pestering loneSeeker [LS] at 14:53 --
(OOC: I don't know how to add colors, so if someone could tell me how to do that in the OOC thread, that'd be really helpful.)
-EDIT- (thanks)
I think they contain pheremones designed for the purpose of giving female trolls an edge in combat over the males.
Girl/Girl fights are just swimming in pheremones. It's pretty ridiculous, but also really hot.
Originally Posted by Godfrey
>Monster: Flip the FUCK OUT
The monster proceeds to finally push CR off, rather violently. It coughs and spits on the ground, frantically trying to wipe it's mouth off.
CR grins triumphantly.
CR: see?
CR: problem fucking solv
She is interrupted by the monster slugging her in the face, sending her clear off the side of the building. And, to be honest, over several other buildings. You're not really sure where she landed, actually. Assuming she landed. Assuming she is identifiable.
IS: ...
IS: she died doing what she loved
IS: promiscuity
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
Nathaniel Belmen walked into his home, an excited look on his face. His mother soon took notice and asked him what had him in such a good mood. The young man replied, in a voice that was very casual and not suspicious in the slightest, that it was nothing in particular and totally nothing to flip her lid over. He then, very casually, dashed upstairs to his room and slammed the door behind him. Smooth. As. Silk. Once he felt the coast was clear, he began to giggle to himself. If his mother knew what he'd bought, she'd never let him keep it. First things first, though. He needed to tell someone about this! He went straight to his laptop and booted it up. It took a minute or two, which was plenty of time for a cursory glance of his bedroom. The walls were covered with several heroic visages, HEROes from video games, movies, TV shows, anime, anywhere that HEROes were known to be found. The bookcase was bursting with adventure novels, manga, and video games where good always triumphed over evil. Resting on a simple dresser were several heroic artifacts, such as a plastic knight's shield, action figures, and a single stuffed dog. The laptop finished booting up, but before the young man could pester one of his friends, he was contacted by a chumhandle he did not recognize.
>view pesterlog
-- silentBenefactor [SB] began pestering unemployedHero [UH]. --
SB: Greetings, hero.
UH: HuH? wHO aRE yOu?
SB: Deepest apologies, I mean Hero.
SB: You were always very particular about it being capitalized.
UH: yEs. i am tHE HERO. it's mE.
SB: Quite.
SB: Who I am is of no importance right now.
SB: You and I will be chatting several times in the future though.
SB: I find your innocence and naivete amusing.
UH: um...cOOl, i guEss?
SB: Yes, it can be classified as that word.
UH: wEll, it wOuldn't bE tHE fiRst timE i'vE madE a RandOm fRiEnd tHROugH tHE intERnEt! sO, wHat's up?
SB: I am here to deliver a message about your game session.
UH: OH, yOu mEan SbuRb? aRE yOu gOnna givE mE sOmE pROtips OR sOmEtHing?
SB: You must interpret it as you see fit.
UH: RigHt. if yOu just GAVE mE tHE pROtips, it'd bE kinda likE cHEating.
SB: Be wary of the Scribe. He does not have your best interests in mind and if the time comes to it, you must make a decision reserved only for a Hero.
UH: tHE scRibE? wHO's tHat? dOEsn't sOund likE a vERy villainOus namE. :/
SB: I am not permitted to say anything else.
SB: Good bye for now, Hero.
-- silentBenefactor [SB] ceased pestering unemployedHero [UH]. --
Well that was certainly odd! It's been some time since he was contacted by someone he didn't know, let alone one so mysterious! Now, what was he doing? Oh yeah! Contacting a friend! News this awesome must not be kept to one's self! He decided to talk to AA, who called himself Cid. This was obviously his real name. Nathaniel was quite certain of it.
>view pesterlog
-- unemployedHero [UH] began pestering arbitersAnimosity [AA]. --
UH: HEy, AA! guEss wHat i gOt?
AA: A girlfriend?
UH: ...nO...
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] shakes his head --
AA: You should work on that.
UH: i will! latER! but fOR nOw i gOt sOmEtHing REally cOOl!
AA: Is it the Sburb game?
UH: wEll, i ORdEREd tHat, but it Hasn't cOmE yEt.
AA: What could possibly be more interesting than Sburb?
UH: wEll, maybE nOt MORE intEREsting tHan SbuRb, but it's still pREtty cOOl!
UH: I
UH: gOt
UH: a stRifE spEcibus!
AA: It's about time.
AA: What did you get?
UH: it's blank RigHt nOw, but i was gunna sEt it tO spEaRkind
AA: Do you even have a spear?
UH: wEll...nO, but i'vE gOt plans.
AA: You should set it to something more practical until you actually get one.
UH: by tHE End Of tHE day, i'll bE a tOtally badass spEaR-wiElding, stREEt stRifing HERO!
AA: The end of the day huh?
UH: but i tHOugHt sEtting it was pERmanEnt. i can't affORd tO smugglE anOtHER OnE Of tHEsE tHings past my fOlks.
UH: "nO stRifing in tHE HOusE! yOuR sistER is nOt yOuR aRcH nEmEsis! bluH bluH dumb wORds!"
AA: I honestly don't know how they work all that well.
AA: You know how I am with computers.
AA: And other...technological shit.
UH: tRuE. OH! i alsO gOt sOmE RandOm pEstER fROm sOmE guy i didn't REcOgnizE!
AA: Was it silentBenefactor?
UH: wOaH! HOw'd yOu knOw?
AA: He pestered me as well.
AA: lupineMediator too.
UH: did HE waRn yOu abOut sOmE Evil scRibE guy wHO wOuld nEEd tO bE takEn dOwn by a HERO?
AA: No, I blocked him before he got the chance to say anything.
AA: I didn't read much of what he said either.
UH: REallly? tHink i sHOuld blOck Him, tOO?
AA: It's up to you.
AA: You seem to be more tolerant with idiots than I am.
UH: wEll, i'vE mEt sOmE pREtty cOOl pEOplE tHROugH RandOm cHancE On tHE 'nEt.
AA: I suppose that's true.
UH: likE yOu and LM!
-- unemployedHero [UH] extends fist for brofist --
AA: I just didn't want to talk to him since LM was busy throwing my bed out the window and crushing the neighborhood cars.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] brofists for the hell of it --
UH: HuH? i didn't knOw yOu guys livEd nEaR EacH OtHER.
AA: We don't.
AA: We're playing Sburb and he flung my bed out the window somehow.
UH: i alsO didn't knOw LM was tHE typE tO tHROw bEds.
UH: HE's always sEEmEd mORE cHill tHan tHat.
AA: Yes UH, he was here and we had a wild party and he said, "Fuck your bed!"
AA: Then proceeded to throw it out the window.
UH: i knOw! dOEsn't tHat sOund wEiRd?
AA: ...
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] face palms --
AA: Did you even bother to read anything about this Sburb game?
AA: Honestly!
UH: um...sOmE?
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] knows he isn't any better since he knew jack shit about it until five minutes ago --
UH: Only tHE cOOl paRts, REally.
AA: Well let me fill you in with my mastery over the game.
UH: likE, sOmEtHing abOut using stuff aROund tHE HOusE tO makE a bad-ass gHOst paRty mEmbER!
AA: Apparently Sburb allows you to bend the laws of physics and reality by manipulating the environment of the Host Player (me) when you're the Server Player (LM).
AA: So that's how he threw my bed out the window.
UH: REally? tHat sOunds wickEd! i'vE HEaRd abOut "augmEntEd REality" gamEs, but i didn't knOw tHEy wERE tHis HigH-tEcH!
AA: It is pretty damn amazing.
AA: I'm currently up on the roof of my apartment right now waiting for LM to alchemize some shit out of midair.
UH: wait, sO if i End up jOining yOuR gamE, yOu'd bE ablE tO sEE in my ROOm OR sOmEtHing?
AA: Yes, if I'm your server player.
UH: HuH...i nEEd tO...tidy up fOR nO REasOn.
AA: I was planning on being TA's server player actually and having her be yours
UH: nOt tHat tHERE's anytHing EmbaRassing I'd want tO HidE OR anytHing!
AA: Even though you don't know TA.
UH: sO sOmE stRangER's gunna sEE in my ROOm?
UH: tHis dOEs nOt makE tHE situatiOn any mORE pREssing tHan it was bEfORE!
UH: nOt tHat it was pREssing in tHE fiRst placE!
UH: cyabyE!
-- unemployedHero [UH] ceased pestering arbitersAnimosity [AA]. --
One thing is for sure. This young man is far too old and heroic to have a stuffed puppy sitting on his dresser! Nathaniel picked up the dog and stared at it intently. He'd had Max since he was like, five years old. He used to believe the stuffed dog scared nightmares away as he slept. He knew better now, but he refused to let such heroic service go unrewarded! He planned to give the dog to his first kid...if he ever found a girlfriend, got married, and had kids, that is. Still, he had an image to keep. He captchalogued the stuffed dog. He'd be safe from prying eyes in his captchalogue deck. Good. that was taken care of. Now to get to work on getting a spear!
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
After retreiving the discs from their cases, Seth inserts the Host disc and begins to install it. While he waits, he notices that someone is pestering hi-... wait, he's never seen this name before. Let's see what the random dude wants, shall we?
SHOW PESTERLOG
SB: Greetings, Rogue.
LS: Rogue?
SB: Oh of course, you are not aware of your purpose yet.
LS: Oh, and what purpose might that be?
SB: It matters not right now.
SB: I am simply here to deliver a message in regards to your session you will enter.
LS: Session? You're talking about SBurb?
LS: Or what?
SB: If that is what your kind refers to it as, then yes.
LS: Okay, then.
LS: What do YOU refer to it as?
SB: In the time it would take for me to answer that, a thousand stars would have exploded across the cosmos.
SB: We're deviating off the point here though.
LS: Of course. And what might that be, oh powerful and wise traveller of the cosmos?
SB: As the Rogue, you must make sure not to ally yourself with the others. It is not your purpose.
SB: Perhaps I have gone against what I said in the beginning and shared your "purpose" with you after all.
LS: Perhaps you have.
SB: That is all I am permitted to say.
LS: But, then again, a Rogue doesn't work on a team.
LS: Who are you, anyway? This is interesting.
SB: Who I am is of no importance.
SB: You may learn more in the future, but I don't recall us having very many conversations.
LS: That's too bad. You seem like you're an interesting, if a bit quirky, individual.
SB: If I could experience human emotions, I would be flattered.
LS: Ah, so you're not human, huh?
LS: I get closer and closer to unravelling your disguise.
SB: No indication of that was made. One can be human and lack any emotions.
SB: I believe they call them "sociopaths" in your tongue.
LS: not exactly, but that's an example.
LS: You've been called a sociopath?
SB: In any case, this conversation has gone on longer than it was meant to.
SB: It's not your job to throw chronology out of whack. Leave that to the Thief.
LS: Pff, a theif only steals things.
LS: *thief
LS: a Rogue makes them his own. >
SB: How foolish, this may be why we do not speak very often.
Huh. Well, that was entertaining, and I've got to admit, the guy had a great imagination. I look forward to those 'later conversations'... Oh, look, LM's online still. I guess I'll talk to him about it.
SHOW PESTERLOG
LS: you'll never guess what just happened. XD
LM: Hmm?
LS: This awesome guy just contacted me.
LM: Oh? That silentBenefactor dude?
LS: what? you talked to him, too?
LM: Yeah. I wouldn't entirely call him awesome though. More like fucking creepy.
LS: Hell, that guy is a freaking PRO.
LM: Wonder how he got our chumhandles anyway.
LM: What do you mean, pro?
LS: I mean, you shoulda heard the story this guy was weaving.
LS: I couldn't just make that up, he's a GENIUS.
LS: Best troll I've ever gotten.
LM: Heh. Yeah. He was spouting some shit about Sburb.
LM: About how I needed to get AA into the 'medium' as quick as possible. Whatever the fuck that is.
LS: The 'medium'?
LS: huh.
LM: I dunno what he meant. I just assumed he was spouting random bullshit.
LM: He ran off before I could get anything more out of him.
LS: Well, actually...
LM: He called me the 'Heir' too...dunno what he meant by that.
LS: In psychology, the 'medium' is part of your mind.
LS: He called me 'The Rogue"
LS: He also meantioned someone who was 'the Thief'.
LM: No idea, man. Like I said, he was probably just spouting random bullshit.
LS: It was funny as hell, though.
LM: Sburb's just a game. He was making it out like it was something more then that. He's probably just some deranged roleplayer with nothing better to do.
-- loneSeeker [LS] shrugs and smiles. --
LM: Anyways, find anyone to play with yet?
LS: Not yet.
LM: Damn. Well...keep an eye out. I'll see what I can find on my end too.
LM: AA knows some people, so I'll ask him next chance I get.
LS: Thanks again, I'll see if I can dig up anything on this silentBenefactor guy.
LM: Alright. Cool. Talk to ya later.
I'll look up this guy's name, see what I can find. Too bad I forgot to tell LM that people can get your chumhandle by simply going to the 'Userlist'...
I think they contain pheremones designed for the purpose of giving female trolls an edge in combat over the males.
Girl/Girl fights are just swimming in pheremones. It's pretty ridiculous, but also really hot.
Originally Posted by Godfrey
>Monster: Flip the FUCK OUT
The monster proceeds to finally push CR off, rather violently. It coughs and spits on the ground, frantically trying to wipe it's mouth off.
CR grins triumphantly.
CR: see?
CR: problem fucking solv
She is interrupted by the monster slugging her in the face, sending her clear off the side of the building. And, to be honest, over several other buildings. You're not really sure where she landed, actually. Assuming she landed. Assuming she is identifiable.
IS: ...
IS: she died doing what she loved
IS: promiscuity
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
On the way out his door, Cid was stopped by his landlord who had just come up to investigate what all the commotion was. His heart jumped up into his throat when he saw the girl from 2E also standing out in the hall with several other spectators. She was clearly interested in what was going on because it involved him. That was undoubtedly the case. Cid shook that thought out of his head because it was completely stupid.
"Uh hey, what's up," he asked, trying to block his door from view but he was gently pushed aside to allow the man to enter. "Hey what are you doing? Come on, don't just barge in there like that."
The landlord entered to see that the room was in one piece, albeit a little cluttered but nothing was out of the ordinary. "I just got a report that a bed flew from your floor and crashed onto a guys car then apparently got up and floated away to the roof."
Cid laughed sheepishly and looked past him into his room to see that everything was in its exact place. "Well that's just outrageous," he reassured him. "If my bed was the culprit in this vandalism of someone's vehicle, what is it doing in my room instead of being on the roof where people claimed it was?"
Scratching his scruffy chin the man shook his head and shrugged, knowing that there was no evidence proving it had been his bed at all especially if it was not on the roof. "Alright well we'll leave it alone for now and let the guy suffer a pulverized car," he retorted. "He was a jerk anyway." With that, he walked away and left Cid alone in the hallway as the other tenants filed back into their rooms disappointed.
Continuing his ascension to the roof, Cid briefly glanced over at the girl he always had his gaze fixated upon and they locked eyes only for a second before he turned back away and continued upward. He had to get up to the roof and get back into contact with Ender.
Upon reaching his destination and booting up his laptop which also automatically connected to pesterchum, he was immediately bombarded with a new message from some unknown chum he did not know.
Show Pesterlog
SB: Greetings, Scribe.
AA: Who the fuck are you?
SB: That is exactly the response I expected.
SB: Who I am is of no importance though.
AA: Yeah whatever, piss off.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] ceased pestering silentBenefactor [SB] --
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] blocked silentBenefactor [SB] --
Cid had no time for that nonsense and he promptly blocked the stupid spamming jerk off. Another of Cid's chums decided to pester him, but that conversation was already seen here so there is no reason to see it again.
He would have pestered LM but apparently his piece of crap laptop blew out on him like the archaic piece of garbage it was since he was not online. Cid was very angry about that development.
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
It had been an hour, two hours? Hell, Elena didn't know. She was so easily consumed in her various artistic endeavors that her days tended to bleed together. Though today she was pretty sure her SBURB game was supposed to come in the mail. However, when she checked earlier, her mailbox was bare. "I wonder if Cid got his copy yet.." The two had met years back in elementary school, but he later moved away when she got into high school. Luckily they still remained in contact over the years using Pesterchum. Right as Elena was about to pester Cid, she is interrupted by the constant calling of her name from another room across the hall.
"augh.." Elena groaned in a bratty manner before handling what was a simple fetch of the TV remote for her otherwise immobile mother. Upon her return, she had just missed her chance to talk to Cid as his chumhandle dimmed into "offline" status. In her frustration she whips opens a program valled "ME TORRENT" and begins searching for a SBURB torrent. "I can't wait, I bought it anyway right..?" she tried reassuring herself that her deed wouldn't matter either way.
While her waiting for her download to finish, she reaches for her gameboy and proceeds to zone out into her own little digital world of beep and boop noises. In about 6 hours, the game finally finishes downloading. She couldn't imagine how long it'd have taken had her internet had been anything but the best. Upon shutting down ME TORRENT, she is pestered by some random person.
SHOW PESTERLOG
-- silentBenefactor [SB] began pestering techincalArtisan [TA] at 17:57 --
SB: Greetings, Thief.
TA: ???
TA: oh god
TA: I knew I shouldn't have downloaded that e_e
SB: I chose to speak with you last amongst the others.
SB: For you are the most important.
TA: uh?
SB: I have a message for you in regards to the session you will soon enter.
TA: so I take it that has nothing to do with me actually.. taking anything doe sit?
SB: Let us not deviate off course here, you may worry about your illegal activities when you are talking to someone who cares.
TA: ok well
TA: whats this so called message?
SB: Along with the one who carries the title of Space, you are very important to the completion of your session.
SB: Prioritize yourself above everything else and don't do anything rash or foolish.
TA: I'm seriously lost here
TA: and have no idea what you're tlaking about but uh..
SB: It will all make sense to you in Time.
TA: lmao
TA: yeha sure
SB: That is all I'm permitted to say now.
TA: who are you anyway?
SB: Who I am is of no importance.
SB: Just know that we will be speaking quite often across the vast expanse of time.
TA: :/
TA: speaking of time, I think I'm wasting it here.
SB: Clever, Thief.
SB: Very clever.
SB: Good bye for now.
TA: peace and hair grease guy.
-- silentBenefactor [SB] ceased pestering techincalArtisan [TA] at 18:03 --
"Was that even a person? People on the internet sure are weird," she thought to herself, pretty much blowing off the entire notion . "Let's see if AA's online yet.."
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
[PRESENT]
Having successfully gotten in through the security, HC leaped over across the rooftops to the Dersite Kingdom Labratory. He looked at the door. Cracked down on security... he thought. He climbed up to the roof. Heh, knew it. Air vents. HE jumpend into the air vent thing you see on the rooftops all the time, and snuck down to the lower levels of the facility.
He came to the room he was told to aquire the tech from. There he saw it: 10 captchalouge cards, colored black. He jumped down without looking- a fatal mistake. There was another person there: The Superior Scientist...
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
Ender was finding it hard to keep his normally calm, collected, and chill demeanor. His eyebrow twitched a bit in frustration as he stared at the now mostly blue screen of his computer, displaying some random error message he didn't particularly care about in white-colored text. As far as he was concerned all it am mounted to was the fact that his shitty laptop's hardd rive had seized up again and he had to do another fucking hard reboot. It didn't help the fact that the archaic piece of shit took roughly 15 minutes to boot up normally. Sighing softly the youth removed the power cord to his computer and pulled the battery out in order to force it to shut down, before replacing both and waiting for the damn thing to boot up again.
It had happened shortly after his conversations with Seth. Cid probably wasn't very happy with him. He was always disappearing at critical moments due to his laptop's stupid shenanigans. In the back of his mind...the warning that weird silentBenefactor guy was still playing back to him. Get Cid into the medium as quickly as possible...the hell did he mean by that? Maybe...just maybe Sburb WAS more then just a game. I mean, it DID bend the laws of physics. Sure, the game-companies had been releasing tons of new games in the Augemented Reality genre as of yet...but he didn't think they had advanced THIS far...
...He was probably putting way too much thought into this. Ah well. His computer was back online. Hopefully Cid wasn't too pissed at his sudden disappearance.
Character Info:
Your chumhandle is lupineMediator and you tend to speak in a calm and friendly, yet dignified manner. Due to your laid-back and understanding nature you often find yourself intervening in conflicts between your other chums.
Your trolltag is draconianFury. o=(===>> You wield the legendarrrry blade of your drrrragonic ancestorrrrs and tend to speak with a slight grrrrowl.
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
[Yeah, this is just something I doodled during class acout my storyline part. Also, the way I've been developing Derse/Prospit seems to be that Derse is technological while Prospit is more mideval. Just sorta comes off theat way to me off what I've written, I guess. Anyways...]
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
Hours in the past, but not many...
Dana Blackwell shuffled inside as quickly as she could, slammed the door behind her and locked it, only breathing easy again once she was secure. The curtains were open slightly, but the house was dim enough that Dana removed her sunglasses and pocketed them before making her way to her bedroom. Her uncle was obviously not home; the lights were all still off, as was the television. Dinner would be a solo event tonight, Dana decided.
Once in her bedroom Dana closed the door, effectively blocking out most of the outside world, and finally allowed herself to relax. She dropped her backpack to the floor and crossed to her bed, intending to pick up a book for the next few hours. Amidst the tangle of sheets, however, there was a package that she didn't recognize. The logo on the front tipped her off, however - her copy of Sburb, of course. Her uncle must have brought it in for her while she was at school. Dana frowned; she had done some research on the game, and tempting as it seemed to play, it also appeared to be solely a multiplayer game.
She was interrupted in her musings by her computer beeping insistently - someone was pestering her. Had she really left her computer on all day? Dana sat down in front of her computer, and her frown deepened when she saw that it was a chumhandle she didn't recognize. Who was this person, and why were they talking to her?
-- silentBenefactor [SB] began pestering greyscaleRecluse [GR] --
SB: Good evening.
GR: Hello.
GR: Who are you?
SB: No one important, I'm simply here to deliver a message.
GR: You're pestering me, but I've never seen your chumhandle before. How did you find me?
GR: And what sort of message are you referring to?
SB: How I found you is not important either.
SB: The message is what is important.
GR: ...
SB: It involves your upcoming gaming session.
GR: How do you know about that?
SB: You are quite a curious one, aren't you?
SB: However that is not important either.
GR: Call it what you will. I prefer to think of it as justified reservations regarding speaking with a stranger online.
SB: You will occupy an important role in the journey you are about to undertake.
SB: Do not let the others deter you from your mission.
GR: What mission? We're going to play a game, that's all.
SB: We need you and the Thief alive, so keep yourself out of danger.
GR: You're being deliberately cryptic. Joy.
GR: What Thief?
SB: That is all I am permitted to say, unfortunately.
-- silentBenefactor [SB] ceased pestering greyscaleRecluse [GR]--
GR: Well, that was unenlightening.
That was annoying. Who was this stranger, thinking that he - or she - could just pester someone and give no information at all? And how did they know about the game session? Whoever this was, they seemed to think that it was inevitable that Dana was going to play this game, and with multiple others, at that. This bore further investigation. Dana made a mental note to investigate this silentBenefactor. She was unable to get much farther than this, however, before she was being pestered again, this time by a familiar handle.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] began pestering greyscaleRecluse [GR] --
AA: Hey, did you get your copy of the game yet?
GR: Oh, hello Cid.
GR: Yes, it just arrived.
AA: Do you have anyone to play it with?
GR: No. And unfortunately, it would seem to be a multiplayer game by necessity.
GR: No single-player campaign at all.
AA: It is, actually.
AA: I can try and set up one of my friends to play it with you if you don't mind?
GR: One of your friends, hm?
GR: Perhaps.
AA: Yeah, my friend LM is my server player and I'm gonna server another of my friends, then I have to set her up as the server player for another friend, and I can set that friend up to be your server player.
AA: I'm such a busy and popular guy, after all.
GR: Of course.
AA: His name is unemployedHero and he's a rather easy person to get along with, so I figured you wouldn't have any issues with him being your server player.
GR: Alright, I suppose that I could deal with that.
GR: As long as he isn't too friendly.
GR: That could become potentially irritating.
GR: So. What does this server player do?
AA: No I wouldn't consider him as being too friendly, but just nice enough that he wouldn't infuriate you or anything.
AA: Oh yes, well...um...
AA: It's rather difficult to explain so that it doesn't sound insane.
GR: Please. Humor me.
AA: Alright then.
GR: Thank you.
GR: I've already had to deal with one cryptic idiot today.
AA: From what I can tell by LM being my server player, they have full access of your environment and can see you at apparently all times.
GR: Really. That's... disturbing.
AA: Yes, yes it is.
AA: Also, was that "cryptic idiot" silentBenefactor?
GR: Yes. Was he pestering you as well?
AA: He's been pestering everyone apparently.
GR: Define 'everyone'.
AA: LM and UH said he pestered them too.
GR: Hmm. Interesting.
AA: I wouldn't be surprised if this mystery pesterer was targeting everyone playing the game.
GR: He seemed to know far more than I was comfortable with, but it could just be that he is a very good troll.
AA: He didn't get the opportunity to say much to me.
AA: I blocked him.
GR: Hmm. I want to figure out more about him, and how he found me. Blocking him would run counter to that goal.
AA: You always were curious about these mystery types.
AA: I just think he's an idiot.
GR: No, he's definitely intelligent.
GR: Manipulative, as well.
AA: Anyone can talk smart, but it doesn't make them intelligent.
GR: True, but he knew exactly how to capture my attention. According to you, he also found everyone that will play this game of yours, even before we had set up who would be playing.
GR: There is something strange going on, and I intend to get to the bottom of it. I don't enjoy my privacy being invaded.
AA: I don't know, maybe he's some Admin or Staff member of the company that produced the game?
AA: This could be some promotional nonsense for the game.
GR: Perhaps.
GR: But I never gave my chumhandle to the company.
AA: Hm that's true, I didn't think of that.
AA: In regards to the game though since we strayed so far off of that topic.
AA: It appears to defy physics itself.
GR: The game engine, you mean. That's nothing particularly new, Cid.
AA: Okay, exactly how much do you know about this game, Ms. Wizard?
GR: I've been researching the game online.
AA: So why did I even bother telling you what a Server Player was? >:/
GR: Because the walkthroughs are terrible.
GR: Badly put-together and incredibly fractured.
GR: They don't seem to go past an hour into the game, at most, and their instructions are almost impossible to make sense of.
AA: LM mentioned the same thing.
GR: So I'm not the only sensible one, then. That's good to know.
AA: Hey, what's THAT supposed to mean? >8I
AA: Are you implying that I'm not sensible?
GR: Of course not.
AA: Would a non-sensible guy think about setting you up with...
AA: Oh.
GR: However would you come to that conclusion.
GR: Wait.
AA: ...Eventually.
GR: Setting me up with what?
AA: A server player.
GR: Oh. Yes.
AA: What were YOU thinking?
GR: I was unsure.
GR: Hence the trepidation.
AA: I think years of living alone from the rest of society have fried your brain a little.
GR: Think what you will.
AA: You should have just come to live in my apartment with me, I have the space. Neither you nor LM ever thought about that possibility.
GR: I still have high school. Besides, living with my uncle really is like living alone.
AA: You know that doesn't really answer my question.
GR: I meant to say that I enjoy living with him. Or without him, as the case may in fact be.
GR: Besides, living with you could be difficult, both legally and logistically.
GR: I'm still a minor, remember.
AA: I don't see how that's much of a problem, but whatever.
AA: I'm not gonna press the matter.
AA: As soon as I talk to UH I'll see if he won't mind being your server player.
AA: If not, then...well, I'll get back to you on that.
GR: Thank you, I appreciate that.
GR: Until next time.
AA: Talk to you later!
[color=#646464]-- greyscaleRecluse [GR] ceased pestering arbitersAnimosity [AA] at 21:56 --
Dana sat back in her computer chair, mind whirring. Whoever this silentBenefactor was, they seemed interesting. Potentially dangerous to her privacy, but interesting nonetheless. She glanced over at the Sburb discs thoughtfully. One way to thwart this person could be to refuse to play the game.
She sighed, and grabbed the game discs from off of her bed. That wasn't going to happen; her interest was piqued, and she wanted to see how this would play out. Perhaps, if she played, this silentBenefactor would pester her again, and more information could be gleaned from that. Besides, it seemed like everyone else who was playing had been contacted by SB as well. Yes, playing the game was obviously the best course of action.
Dana slipped the Client disc into her computer, and began the loading process.
lovelyAssistant on Pesterchum, OOC (just tell me if you want to talk to any of my characters )
the prophet turned to the masses and spoke thusly:
"your complaints are loud indeed, said the prophet. 'we cannot drink of this, for the taste is bitter, and vile to our tongues!' know this! only through boldly persevering in the face of these trials can you fully benefit from the wealth of energy hydration that the first star of rocks can give! consider this: ken ye well the beverage coffee? it too is flushed with bitterness, but this bitterness only serves to ennoble and invigorate the failing spirit! the first star of rocks is coffee for the soul.
this is the first lesson"
Originally Posted by mechanicalFactory
Congrats LA, you're 1000 post crashed the forums for a second.
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
Waiting impatiently for someone to come along and allow him to PLAY HIS DAMN GAME, Seth got really bored of spending all his time on forums, and decided to pester LM again, for the hell of it. Let's see if he has any new info on the game...
-- loneSeeker [LS] began pestering lupineMediator [LM]--
LS: Hey, man.
LM: Hey.
LM: Main, weirdos all over the place today.
LS: Really?
LS: More of them?
LM: GRAHHH! Got me so irritated I can't even type correctly.
LM: Yeah.
LM: This time some weird-ass guy called rogueRagnarok.
LS: Ha, cool name, actually.
LM: he_talked_like_thiz
LS: XD
LS: that's freaking weird!
LS: zo, he had an aczent, like he waz talking to comrade, yez?
LM: Was really fucking annoying. What made even more annoying is he was butting into me and AA's Sburb session too.
LS: Damn, you guys are popular, huh? XD
LM: Said I needed to find a server player as quickly as possible. Dunno why the fuck he was so concerned about it.
LS: ...
LM: Yeah...I sorta wish everyone'd just fuck off though.
LS: how did he know you didn't have a server player?
LM: No idea, man
LS: anyway, I was wondering if you found anyone for me to play this with yet.
LM: I'm starting to think there might have been some spyware on my disc that sent my chumHandle out to all these creeps.
LM: Not yet.
LM: I mean.
LM: I guess if you wanted to you could connect to me and become my server. But we'd need a host player for you too.
LM: Er...server.
LM: I'd be your host player :P
LS: huh. But you said that you weren't ready for a server yet.
LM: Cid might know someone. I dunno. He's not online anymore. Said he was gonna get on his laptop. Guess he's having trouble bootin it up.
LM: Yeah...not yet...I'm sorta busy helping Cid out at the moment.
LM: That is if he'd get his ass back online.
LS: Well, man, good luck with your game. Help me out if you can, I'm burning daylight, here.
LM: Heh. Yeah. I'll ask Cid once he gets his ass back online. He probably got pissed and logged off after I BSoDed on him.
LM: Anyways, peace out.
LS: peace out, good luck with your weirdos. XD
LM: Yeah...really.
LS: Redirect them to me, I'm bored as hell! XD
LM: If this is some kinda promotion the creators of Sburb are putting on it's gettin' way outta hand.
LM: Heh. Will do.
LM: See ya later.
-- lupineMediator [LM] ceased pestering loneSeeker [LS]--
Well then. There are more weirdos like SB out there at the moment? That could be a decent distraction. Seth glares at the new Sburb icons on his desktop.
I think they contain pheremones designed for the purpose of giving female trolls an edge in combat over the males.
Girl/Girl fights are just swimming in pheremones. It's pretty ridiculous, but also really hot.
Originally Posted by Godfrey
>Monster: Flip the FUCK OUT
The monster proceeds to finally push CR off, rather violently. It coughs and spits on the ground, frantically trying to wipe it's mouth off.
CR grins triumphantly.
CR: see?
CR: problem fucking solv
She is interrupted by the monster slugging her in the face, sending her clear off the side of the building. And, to be honest, over several other buildings. You're not really sure where she landed, actually. Assuming she landed. Assuming she is identifiable.
IS: ...
IS: she died doing what she loved
IS: promiscuity
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
As Nathaniel began descending the stairs, he caught sight of his younger sister. They had engaged in many a strife in the past. All of them initiated by Nathaniel, of course, and they pretty much all ended with his sister immediately absconding. Still, it never hurt to tr-
"MOM! Nathan's gunna try to strife with me again!"
Curses! Foiled again! After a stern talking to by his mother, he was informed that she and his sister would be out on errands for several hours and that he was to watch the house while they were gone. Nathaniel gave a salute in reply and watched the two leave. Perfect! Now he wouldn't need to sneak all over the house, gathering his materials through stealthy shenanigans! He wandered about the house, collecting a butterknife, the handle of a broom, and a roll of tape in his sylladex. Once he'd collected all his materials, he sat down in the living room to get to work. "All righty then! Let's see if I can't get a handle on this weapon-crafting business!" And with that horrible pun, the broom handle was ejected from its card, landed with little sound on the plush carpet. Nathaniel was a whiz with puns, so the Puncraft Modus was an obvious choice for him. "I really ought to tape this moment for posterity!" And out came the tape. "Okay, now it sure would be knife to have the last piece!" And out came the knife. He set the butterknife at the end of the handle, then fastened it on with a heaping load of tape. Once it was finished, he held it up, grinning at it stupidly. It was at this moment that he realized a steak knife would probably have made for a better weapon. On the other hand, all the steak knives were currently dirty, and it would not do for a HERO to have a weapon covered in last night's pork chops. Satisfied for now, he set his strife specibus to spearkind.
His weapon crafted to perfection, he was about to head back upstairs when he heard the mail truck. That meant his copy of Sburb must've arrived! The young man dashed out of his house with wild abandon. He payed dearly for this error in judgement, however. Standing between him and the mail box was a beast most foul and terrifying. It went by many names: The Render of Shells, the Acrobat of Demise, the...the...okay, so it was just a squirrel. Nathaniel chose to ignore this fact, though. He needed an excuse to test his new weapon!
>Show Strife Log (click STRIFE for optional chiptune battle music I found on the Youtubes.)
>AGGRO
Nathaniel readied his spear, taunting his fuzzy foe with a thumb-cross-the-neck gesture. The squirrel merely boggled at these shenanigans. Nathaniel had to commend his foe for his stoicness under pressure.
>AGGRIEVE
Nathaniel lashed out, weapon reaching far in a low, horizontal swipe. Not low enough however, as it flew directly over the squirrel's furry little head. Although uninjured, the squirrel was noticeably spooked. It would likely launch its counter attack soon.
>AGGRESS
Nathaniel slammed his spear down toward the squirrel with all his might, lodging it into the dirt. The squirrel dodged by hopping onto it and running along its length. It then leapt unto Nathaniel's face, tiny claws extended.
>AGONY
"OHGODOHGODOHGODGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF! THERE'S CLAWS IN MY CORNEAS!"
Satisfied with its unholy vengeance, the squirrel ABSCONDED, retreating into a nearby tree.
That was...a resounding success. Yes. That's what it was. And that is exactly what Nathaniel would tell anyone should he ever be questioned about this. The squirrel absconded. That made him the winner by default. None could argue this fact. Still, he decided to keep the tale of his totally legitimate and heroic victory to himself. No need to go around bragging. Nope.
He rose from the ground, checking his face for open wounds battle scars. Fortunately, he had just overreacted like a big baby gotten confused in the heat of battle, and his eyes were perfectly fine. There were a few cuts on his face, but nothing worse than he'd get shaving. With the beast gone, Nathaniel retrieved the mail. There were several envelopes, no doubt bills and bank statements and whatnot. The only one that interested Nathaniel, however, was the one with the Sburb official logo on it. He captchalogued the beta, but kept the rest of the mail on hand. He didn't feel like making a mail pun just now. He instead decided to return to his bedroom to see about installing the game.
Having dumped the mail on a table downstairs, Nathaniel approached his bed. "I'd beta get this installed quick! The longer I wait, the longer this game goes without a HERO!" The beta plopped onto Nathaniel's bed. Once he got it opened, he found there were two discs inside. Cameron hadn't played a multi-disc game since the PS2 was still hot shit and the Xbox was just a joke. He decided to consult a friend on the matter, only to find one already contacting him.
>Show Pesterlog
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] began pestering unemployedHero [UH]. --
AA: I forgot to mention something to you earlier when we spoke.
UH: OH? wHazzat?
AA: You know that Sburb is multiplayer right? There's no single player mode.
UH: RigHt. tHat's wHy i figuREd i cOuld sORta jOin tHE sEssiOn yOu and LM HavE gOing
AA: Well LM is my server player, and there's only one server player disc.
AA: Actually I think we might have talked about this before, but you know how poor my memory is.
UH: didn't yOu say sOmE "TA" wOuld bE my sERvER playER?
AA: Right! So we did have this conversation before.
UH: and tHEn i wEnt Off tO tidy my ROOm fOR cOmplEtEly unsuspiciOus REasOns
AA: I already told TA about you and that she would be your server player.
AA: She agreed.
AA: I'm gonna be TA's server player, so it looks like everything gets linked up in the end.
UH: Okay, wEll, i'vE gOt my disc nOw. it camE in tHE mail aftER my mOm and sis wEnt gROcERy sHOpping.
AA: Ah good good.
UH: i put Off installing anytHing, tHOugH. tHE twO discs kinda cOnfusEd mE
AA: So, how would you feel about being a server player for one of my friends?
UH: sO i sHOuld usE tHE...nOt-sERvER disc?
UH: sOunds finE by mE! biggER paRtiEs aRE always bEttER in tHEsE kinda gamEs, i tHink
AA: You use the disc labeled "server player" when connecting with someone else to be their server, obviously.
AA: And you use "host player" when someone else is gonna be your server player.
AA: I figured you'd know about this more than me.
UH: sO wOuld i bE sERvERing LM tO makE a fOuR pERsOn cHain?
AA: Actually no.
UH: :?
AA: You will be servering my friend GR, greyscaleRecluse.
AA: I already told her about you too.
AA: I said you might be willing to server for her.
UH: OH, Okay. and wHat's TA's full HandlE? maybE i sHOuld talk tO tHEm bEfORE wE dO anytHing.
AA: technicalArtisan.
UH: OkiE dOkE! cHums gEt!
AA: So you've got two lovely ladies to talk with.
AA: Hope you can handle it.
UH: OH?...OH...
UH: i'm nOt suRE if i can! i'm a littlE Outta my ElEmEnt witH tHE ladiEs!
UH: wait...yOu did tHat On puRpOsE, didn't yOu?! D:<
AA: Who me?
AA: No, of course not.
AA: I have no idea what you're referring to.
AA: Just imagine them as a female character in one of your silly little adventure novels.
UH: tHat just makEs it wORsE! D:
UH: i am tHE HERO, nOt tHE playbOy!
UH: wEll...wHatEvER. it's nOt likE tHis NEEDS tO bE a ROmantic tHing....
UH: maybE if i just appROacH tHEm as fRiEnds, i wOn't flip Out sO mucH?
AA: Don't you heroes save damsels in distress or something and negotiate with hard-boiled matriarchs.
AA: Just do that.
AA: Or whatever you just suggested.
UH: i tHink i'll takE my Own advicE.
AA: Okay then.
UH: damsEl REscuing tEnds tO lEad tO ROmantic stuff, wHicH yOu knOw i'm nO gOOd at.
UH: and HaRd-bOilEd matRiaRcHs fRigHtEn mE.
AA: Good luck, then! ;)
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] ceased pestering unemployedHero [UH]. --
That sneaky bastard! Exploiting Nathaniel's inexperience with girls for his own, sick amusement! If he didn't know any better, he'd say that Cid didn't have his best interests at heart and was not to be trusted, but that was over-dramatic and silly.
It was true, Nathaniel's books/manga/video games often involved the HERO getting the girl, but they were always a bit vague on what happened after that. Also, Nathaniel wasn't so absorbed in these fantasies to actually believe successful romantic relationships were as simple as slaying a dragon or choosing the right responses in private action events. It was one of the many ways of the HERO he had yet to master. Welp. No time like the present to start learning, he guessed? He'd just act like he would when talking to AA or LM for now. Question was: which would he try talking to first?
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
While Cid waited for Ender's shitty laptop to come back online he decided to poke around at the three unusual concoctions he managed to create before his computer exploded. He did not have much time to inspect them as he saw a lone figure standing in the doorway that was the only blond haired female with green eyes he knew to live in his apartment, the girl from 2E, whom he knew was named Cassandra but everyone referred to everyone by their room number most of the time.
"H-Hey 2E," Cid said, stuttering slightly and rubbing the back of his head. "What's up?" Yeah, he sure was the sultan of smooth there. His repertoire of interesting sayings had fallen short and he was left with a generic one.
Cassandra looked inquisitively at everything that was surrounded him before actually shifting her gaze to him and responding. "What is all of this stuff? The super says you've been acting kinda weird today after the possessed bed incident."
Laughing sheepishly and trying miserably to play it off as something that did not interest in involve him, Cid swallowed hard and looked around at the large machinery to think of an explanation. "It's a...project for class. It's for...one of my biology labs!" Nice going, champ, she was sure to disregard that one as being preposterous.
Shrugging and walking over to him she sat down with her back to the air conditioner. "Okay, that's cool I guess," she replied. "I was never very good at science in high school, I was more of a history kind of person. I always had a good memory for numbers and names and stuff."
Cid let out a noticeable sigh and sat down next to her sort of on instinct before flipping his laptop back open and seeing that Ender was finally back online. He was also receiving another message from another mystery chumhandle he had never seen.
"Hey um, I would kind of like to get some work done," Cid began, feeling a lump in his throat as he turned to lock eyes with her. "So if you could...try not to disturb me, that would be great." He kicked himself inwardly for not sending her away, because he knew that if the stuff they were doing was weird for him, it would probably cause her to flip her shit.
View Pesterlog(s)
-- bloodcanePupil [BP] began trolling arbitersAnimosity [AA] --
BP: Excuse me- b0y|
AA: ...?
AA: Who the fuck are you?
AA: Haven't I been bothered by weirdoes enough today?
BP: 0bvi0usly n0t|
AA: Clearly!
AA: I blocked the last person who pestered me, so say something useful or leave me alone.
BP: I d0n't have t0 pr0ve myself t0 y0u- Cid|
AA: ...How the shitting fuck do you know my name?!
BP: H0w d0 y0u think- little man*
BP: My friends t0ld me|
AA: What friends?
AA: Who the hell put you up to this?
AA: Do you know that jack off silentBenefactor too?
BP: Rings a bell- but n0|
BP: N0 0ne put me up t0 this|
AA: I'm about two seconds away from blocking you because you're some creepy stalker that I don't give a fuck about.
AA: Why are you pestering me?
BP: Because my friends wanted t0 take a l00k at the big her0|
AA: Hero? What the hell are you going on about?
BP: L0ng st0ry- little man|
AA: Look, my friend is trying to "get me into the medium," whatever the hell that means, so unless this conversation has a point, I'll be going now.
BP: Careful b0y|
BP: D0n't g0 pr0t0typing anything y0u might regret|
AA: Prototyping? Are you snorting dust or something?
AA: Also stop calling me boy!
BP: B0y~
BP: B0y~
BP: B0y~
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] eye twitches in frustration --
BP: B000000000000000000000y|
AA: Son of a fuck...!
AA: Shut the hell up!
BP: 0h just calm d0wn and get the pail 0ff y0ur head|
BP: Y0u are 0verreacting|
AA: You calm down! You're the one who messaged me!
AA: Don't come in here starting shit with me!
BP: Y0u are the 0ne starting shit- little man|
BP: I suggest y0u c0me 0ff y0ur high h00fbeast
AA: I suggest you go fuck yourself.
AA: Why am I even still talking to you?!
BP: Because y0u aren't man en0ugh t0 leave this c0nversati0n|
AA: Oh yeah?
AA: Try me.
AA: You don't even have the guts to say anything else? Pfft, that's what I thought.
AA: You only feed on my anger and responses.
AA: Shithead.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] ceased pestering bloodcanePupil [BP] --
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] began pestering lupineMediator [LM] --
AA: Where have you been?!
LM: Well, first my shitty laptop crashed on me. Then some other weirdo started bugging me.
LM: Was about to pester you but LS messaged me before I could.
AA: I figured your laptop crashed on you.
AA: Rotten piece of shit.
AA: Who pestered you this time?
LM: Some guy named rogueRaganrok.
AA: And who is LS?
LM: loneSeeker. 'Nother friend of mine. Met him in a forum for the pre-release of Sburb a while back.
AA: Hm, are they playing too?
LM: Not yet. Was thinking we could get him into the session as my server player.
LM: Course, we'd have to get someone to be his server player too.
LM: Oh yeah...um. No reason but uh...did any weird shit start happening there once I set the Cruxtruder down? Aside from the people wondering about all the random items popping out of nowhere that is.
AA: One thing at a time man.
AA: I only have two habds.
AA: Ugh, hands.
AA: Okay, first of all, I think I might have someone to be LS' Server Player and successfully complete our link.
LM: Nice. Who is it?
AA: greyscaleRecluse, I set up unemployedHero to server for her and she's free to server for someone.
AA: I just have to ask her.
LM: Alright. Cool. loneSeeker's pretty chill for the most part so I don't think he'll mind working with a new person.
AA: I'll talk to her next change I get then.
AA: Okay, next thing on the list.
LM: Yeah...the Cruxtruder. I noticed it had a timer on it. Seems to be counting down to something. Was wondering if any weird shit was happening there since I disconnected.
AA: Everything was up here by the time I made it, but then 2E...Umm, Cassandra followed me up and asked me where it all came from.
AA: A timer?
LM: Cassandra?
AA: Yeah, she's the girl from 2E, you know...
AA: The one I asked you to zap into my room.
AA: She's kind of uh...up here with me while I poke around this Cruxtruder.
AA: Oh there's the timer.
LM: Yeah. How much time do we got left? I can't read it from here.
AA: Um...Let's see.
AA: Thirty-two minutes.
LM: Guess we'd better get cracking then.
AA: ...On what?
LM: Getting you in your 'medium' whatever that is. First things first. We gotta get the lid of the Cruxtruder off somehow. It should come off if I hit it with something hard enough.
AA: Um, just go levitate my bed again?
LM: Works for me.
-- lupineMediator [LM] levitates Cid's bet once more. He drops it on top of the Cruxtruder. The lid pops open with a small burst of energy, revealing a red-colored cylinder made of some unknown crystaline material and a sparkling red wisp of energy resembling the spyrograph symbol of Sburb. --
AA: Woah, what the hell...?
AA: Ender man, what is this?
LM: Um...hold on. I'm still figuring it out myself.
LM: Ok...first things first. See that little wispy thing? Thats your kernel sprite.
AA: Um, okaaaaay.
AA: In English?
LM: Aparantly we gotta prototype it with something before we can go onto the next step.
AA: Woah hold up.
LM: It's like...I dunno...your guardian or something. It's supposed to help you through the game.
AA: The entire time I've been talking to you, some weirdo has been pestering me too.
AA: Some guy I don't know.
AA: Like that SB guy.
AA: He said, "Don't go prototyping something you might regret."
LM: Huh? Is his name rogueRagnarok? That's the guy who pestered me earlier.
AA: No no, it's...uh...bloodcanePupil.
LM: Never heard of him.
AA: He's a very irritating fucker, I'll give him that.
AA: But he knows my name.
LM: Weirdos everywhere, man.
LM: But...it may not be a bad idea to listen to 'em.
AA: All he's doing is trolling me.
AA: No sense to be seen anywhere.
LM: Yeah...RR was the same way.
LM: Called me a "little pink monkey". Like he wasn't human himself.
LM: He seemed pretty knowledgable about the game though...more so then these damn vague-ass FAQs.
AA: BP has just taken to calling me a slew of berating insults, like "boy" and "little man."
LM: Eh.
AA: I don't enjoy being condescended to in this manner.
LM: Just ignore him, then. We've got shit to get done.
LM: Right...so...prototyping. The guide says we can use just about anything.
AA: What exactly IS prototyping?
LM: Um...I'm not entirely sure to be honest.
LM: It...gives live and personality to your Kernelsprite. As well as grants 'em power to help you out once you 'pass the first gate', whatever the fuck that means.
LM: They won't be able to form any semblance of intellegent speech until you prototype 'em twice though. For the sake of getting to the gate though we only need to do it once.
LM: Fuck...these guides really are vague. They all stop before reaching the first gate too. So we'll be playing blind from then on.
AA: Hm
LM: You do have Strife Specibus equipped right? From what I can see things might be getting a bit tough from here on out.
AA: Yes, I have it equipped.
LM: Good.
AA: So do I just...put something in here?
LM: More or less, yeah.
LM: Or I can drag it in. It can either one of us, I think.
AA: Save me the trouble of navigating these stairs and go grab my ceramic dragon statue off my bookshelf.
AA: You can't miss it, it's the only one I have.
LM: You might wanna get your girlfriend outta there too. Things are gonna be gettin' weird from here on out.
AA: S-She's not my girlfriend!
LM: Just sayin' :P
AA: o//o
AA: Shut up!
LM: Hehe. Alright man. Hold on while I grab that statue.
-- lupineMediator [LM] navigates his way back to Cid's room. He snags the dragon statue from his friend's shelf and drags it back up to the roof, dropping it into the Kernelsprite. --
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] is blinded by a sudden flare of red light as the sphere transforms into a dragon head. --
AA: Woah holy shit...!
AA: This thing...It just mutated!
LM: That's supposed to happen.
AA: Thanks for the warning!
LM: Sorry man. Even if I had explained it I doubt it would have made sense.
LM: Alright...step two.
AA: Yeah well, 2E is flipping her shit over here.
AA: I should have taken your advice.
LM: Dude, I told you to get her outta there.
AA: Man I told her to leave
AA: ...sort of.
LM: Shit's about to get real, from what I can tell.
LM: ...You're hopeless.
LM: Anyway.
LM: Step two.
LM: See that red-cylinder type thing?
AA: The what what?
LM: Drag that over to the Totem Lathe.
LM: Umm...the thingy that looks like a chisel.
AA: Where's it at?
LM: I dropped it right nearbye. Shouldn't be hard to find.
AA: Oh, alright. I got it.
AA: Which one is the uh...Totem Lathe?
LM: Umm...
LM: Shit...I don't even know how to begin explaining these things. It's the one with the bunch of slots in it for captcha cards.
AA: It looks like a giant sewing machine.
LM: Yeah. That.
AA: Okay, I'm standing in front of it.
AA: Well, 2E just ran off back into the apartment, that can't be a good sign.
LM: Alrighty. Load the cylinder in. It should work on its own, I think.
AA: She's probably going to say I'm doing some kind of voodoo witchcraft shit up here.
LM: Heh. We sorta are, aren't we?
AA: Yeaaaaah, this is far from normal.
AA: Anyway.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] loads the cylinder into the Totem Lathe and stands back --
AA: What is this thing supposed to do?
LM: Hmm...it should spring into action right aw-
AA: ?
AA: What happened?
AA: Oh hell no! Don't tell me your shit crashed again!
-- lupineMediator [LM] is cut off as the Totem Lathe springs to life. The needle-like appendage on the machine rises up and begins to carve the Cruxite Dowel, carving the otherwise cylindrical object into an urn-like shape. --
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] is now too perplexed by the event happening in front of him to worry about Ender's shitty laptop --
LM: No, no. I'm still here. Just a bit surprised is all. None of the FAQs go into detail about how the Totem Lathe's supposed to work. Guess we found out firsthand.
AA: This is seriously starting to weird me the fuck out.
LM: You're not the only one, man.
LM: This game...it's starting to feel like more then that.
LM: Maybe I'm just being paranoid.
AA: I don't know, this is too realistic looking to just be some elaborate virtual reality simulation.
AA: Woah...that was weird.
LM: Huh?
AA: I dunno, I thought I just felt everything shake.
LM: How much time do we got left?
AA: Um, let's see.
AA: Twenty-five minutes and counting.
LM: Good. We should be good then. I think we're almost done.
AA: I still can't get over that rumbling, it felt like a damn earthquake.
LM: Now you just gotta load the carved Cruxite Dowel into the Alchemiter. Once it scans the dowel it should create an item that's suppose to trasnport you into the medium.
AA: Um, okay, I'm gonna guess the Alchemiter is the only thing up here we haven't tinkered with.
LM: Yeah. It's the thing that looks sorta like one of those transporters from Star Trek.
AA: Hehe, that was a good series. :3
LM: I wouldn't know. My mom's more of a Trekky then I am.
AA: You know they released a new movie right? :O You should go see it.
LM: Ah yeah? That one. I dunno. People were saying it didn't do the orginal series justice.
AA: Ah well, everyone's a damn critic.
AA: Anyway!
LM: Yeah. Back to buisness.
LM: Load that sucker up and let's see what happens.
AA: Alright then...Let's do it.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] puts the Cruxite Dowel into the Alchemiter as instructed and watches the machine come to life --
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] takes a few steps back as the originally shapeless artifact gets transformed into a rather large book like item that is thrust at Cid and directly into his hands --
AA: Woah!
AA: What is this?
LM: Umm...aparantly you're supposed to use it to get into the medium.
AA: ...? How?
AA: It's a book, so maybe I read something from it?
LM: ...No idea man. All the FAQs stop here.
LM: We're on our own from here on out.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] flips open the book and scans through the pages --
AA: They're all blank.
LM: Well that doesn't help.
AA: Hold on.
LM: What's the timer count now?
AA: Um...
AA: It says eleven minutes now.
AA: Where the hell did the time go?
LM: Shit. Better hurry. Something tells me we don't want that thing to hit zero.
AA: It's...just a game, right?
AA: I mean...
AA: What's the worst that could happen?
LM: I'd rather not risk it.
AA: ...Shit!
LM: What?
AA: Oh fuck! What the hell?!
LM: What? What? I can't see anything but your rooftop from my end.
AA: A building just collapsed! Like something side swiped it!
LM: Holy fuck dude!
AA: Can you not see anything el-
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] ceased pestering lupineMediator [LM] --
After Cid had managed to complete all of his activities instructed to him by Ender and witness 2E flip her shit and run off, the rumbling he felt during the conversation came full circle and caused a building to collapse like something had hit it on purpose. Cars were being flattened by an invisible force, people kicked aside like insects and smashed against the sides of walls and Cid stood dumbfounded as a witness to it all.
The timer continued to tick down rapidly, breaching the five minute mark and never slowing for a second. He felt his heart pounding against his chest as a large camouflaged silhouette stopped in front of his building and materialized to reveal itself as a giant ogre-like monstrosity decked out in bronze armor similar to that worn by Roman gladiators. On its shoulders was another figure shrouded head to toe in similar armor, except theirs was made from tempered steel and a nasty looking battle ax was at their side.
"What the hell is going on with this game," he shouted, backing away with his artifact in his hand and looking at the timer to see he only had three minutes to go to find out how to enter the Medium. "There's no way this is true...! This is...This is a nightmare!"
Just to prove how real everything was, the Gladiator Ogre slammed its mighty fist into the side of the building and demolished everything on the fourth floor, leaving a gaping hole in it to show the massive destruction it caused.
Now terrified for his life Cid ran to the other side of the building and stopped just before he fell to a horrible death. The gap between his building and the next was fairly short but he was concerned if he would be able to make it or not. As if matters were not bad enough already Cid now realized what the timer was ticking down to as he looked up at the sky to see it rip apart and reveal a meteor hurtling straight toward his location.
"Oh man...! Oh fuck...!" He took a step back and turned around to see the ogre, but then he noticed his Kernelsprite thing that Ender mentioned and he beckoned to it. "Ender said you weren't going to be capable of intelligent thought yet, but you're the only hope I've got! Please...! You have to help me!"
The floating dragon head snapped its slitted eyes open and turned its attention toward the Gladiator Ogre that was lifting its massive hand to crush the structure and send Cid plummeting down along with it. With a deafening roar it sprang to life and unleashed a stream of flame from its mouth that engulfed the beast entirely. The figure riding the creature was smart enough to leap away and land on the adjacent building, eying Cid from between the visor of their helmet. They pointed a finger at them and thrust their thumb down while making a slicing motion across their throat.
Cid saw them out of the corner of their eye but was too preoccupied with dodging embers that were blowing everywhere from the Dragonsprites attack. One of the flames hit his artifact and began to quickly burn it, causing the pages to blacken and crackle to the point he dropped it.
"Oh no," he was horrified to see a book on fire and began to rapidly attempt dousing the flame but to no avail. It suddenly occurred to him that perhaps the burning of the book was necessary so Cid picked it up and ran toward where the flames had gathered heavily.
Only ten seconds remained when he tossed the book into the fire. The building became surrounded in a radiant white light and disappeared, conveniently enough at the same time as the unknown assassin and their monstrous pet. Unfortunately for all those left behind the meteor impacted with devastation going beyond the charts and leveled the entire city to the ground in an instant.
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
Ender could feel himself becoming somewhat antsy. As he waited for his computer to boot up he continued to go over what silentBenefactor had told him. He had warned him to get Cid into the medium as quickly as possible. As if some horrible event would take place if he did not act quickly enough. It was unnerving to say the least. But at the same time was it really necessary for him to worry about it. In the end, Sburb was still nothing more then a game. Unfortunately, before Ender could ponder this any further, he once again found himself being harassed by someone he did not recognize.
View Pesterlog:
-- rogueRagnarok [RR] began trolling lupineMediator [LM]--
RR: holy_crap.
LM: Eh?
RR: can_you_honeztly_be_ziz_bad_in_your_zezzion?
LM: Oh great, another weirdo.
RR: zorry,_little_pink_monkey.
RR: you_are_ze_weirdo_here.
RR: az_i_waz_zaying.
LM: Uh-huh. Sure. You're the one who messages me out of the blue and starts talking shit.
RR: you_better_get_yourzelf_a_zerver_player_zoon,_dumb azz.
RR: and_itz_not_out_of_ze_blue.
RR: itz_been_a_long_time_coming.
LM: Why is everyone and their mother so concerned about my goddamned session? It's a game for christssake.
RR: not_juzt_your_zezzion.
RR: but_zatz_my_juriztiction.
LM: Whatever. I don't have time for this. Do me a favor and mind your own buisness.
RR: you_are_my_buzinezz.
RR: zo_little_you_know.
RR: zo_inexperienced.
RR: you_could_benefit_from_having_a_zcholar_to_help_yo u.
RR: but_noooo.
RR: pink_monkeyz_dont_neeeed_help.
RR: ezpecially_not_from_zome_weird_talking,_intelligen t,_teal_perzon.
RR: oooooh.
LM: Yeah right, buddy. I don't even know you. I'm sick of all you morons and your cryptic bullshit.
RR: if_i_waz_being_cryptic,_you_wouldnt_be_able_to_fin d_your_own_azz,_you_ztupid_little-
LM: I'm typically a pretty patient guy. But once is enough. Now I learn there's MORE of you idiots out there?
RR: im_trying_to_HELP_you_here.
RR: and_you_juzt-
RR: GAH
RR: juzt_remember_ziz.
LM: I don't recall needing or asking for help.
RR: gah,_fine.
RR: in_a_time_you_DO_feel_your_little_human_azz_needz_ help,_i_will_be_zere.
RR: and_youll_be_a_BIT_more_apreciative,_i_zink.
LM: Heh. Fine. I'll play your little game for now. For now, though, my host player is waiting on me.
RR: anyway,_im_going_to_get_a_lot_of_crap_if_you_die,_ zo_GET_YOURSELF_A_SERVER_PLAYER.
RR: SERIOUSLY
RR: dubazz.
LM: Yeah, yeah. I've already got someone in mind so keep your fucking pants on.
LM: I still don't understand why the fuck you care so much.
RR: ...
RR: herez_an_idea.
RR: azk_your_little_client_player_to_look_out_ze_windo w_after_you_deploy_ze_cruxtruder.
RR: juzt_to_light_a_little_fire_under_your_zluggizh_zq uizhy_azz.
LM: Eh? Fine, whatever you say, dude.
LM: If it'll get you out of my hair, I'll do it.
RR: oh,_it_will.
RR: at_leazt,_for_ze_time_being.
-- rogueRagnarok [RR] gave up on trolling lupineMediator [LM]--
Good lord. There were weirdos everywhere today. It was enough to make Ender thing that maybe he had accidentally downloaded some spyware that was randomly sending his chumHandle out to other people. But then again...it was also strange. Two different people bothering him with vague messages and warnings about Sburb in less then the span of two hours of one another. They hadn't seemed to know one another either. Or, at the very least, had pretended not to. Was it just a coincidence? Was their some big group out there dedicated to trolling new players of Sburb? Or were they right...and was there really something more behind the game? No matter...he had to get into contact with Cid. But before that...
...Ah hell. Seth was bugging him again. Better get that out of the way first. Wasn't like he could just ignore his friend. And Cid seemed to have gone idle anyway. Probably distracted from that girl from 2E he was always crushing on.
Finally, Ender managed to get in touch with his friend. Of course...Cid wasn't too happy about his sudden disappearance. But such was to be expected. To Ender's relief, nothing strange seemed to be happening on his end. Well...nothing aside from the antics he and the other had already created themselves by installing and playing Sburb. The youth sighed as he brought up one of the walkthroughs on GameFAQs. Damn...these things were vague. Rambling on about Cruxite Dowels, Kernelsprites and Prototyping without really giving any real detail as to what the hell they meant with all this gobbledygook and how it was relevant to the game as a whole. After a bit of small talk, Ender set about walking Cid through the steps to getting into his medium. All seemed to be going well. That is until his friend suddenly disconnected on him.
With the connection cut, all visuals Ender had on his friend went blank. His heart sank. Cid had mentioned something about buildings collasping before he had randomly been thrown offline. He had to get into contact with him again somehow.
View Pesterlog:
AA: A building just collapsed! Like something side swiped it!
LM: Holy fuck dude!
AA: Can you not see anything el-
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] ceased pestering lupineMediator [LM]--
LM: Oh fuck man.
LM: Don't cut out on me now!
LM: Dammit!
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] began pestering lupineMediator [LM]--
AA: Ender!
LM: Fuck dude, what happened? I've been flipping my shit over here. Your screen just went blank all of the sudden.
AA: Can you see me now?
AA: I'm still on the roof, what's left of it at least.
LM: Yeah...looks like the connection's been restored.
AA: Okay good, I'll explain later.
LM: Holy shit...looks like a fucking tornado went though there. What the hell happened?
AA: A giant armored ogre attacked, then I destroyed my item before suffering death at the hands of the meteor.
AA: Now I don't think I'm on Earth anymore.
LM: Wait...an ogre? Meteors? You don't think...
AA: Dude, I don't know.
AA: But now's not the time!
AA: I need you to contact UH right away! Tell him everything that happened here in as much detail as QUICKLY as possible!
LM: ...Um. Alright. I'll try, dude. But seriously man, I dunno what to think anymore.
AA: Make sure he passes it on to greyscaleRecluse! You should message your friend loneSeeker too!
AA: Focus man! This is important!
AA: I don't know if the game and the meteors are somehow connected, but if it's our only chance at survival then we need to take it!
LM: Yeah, I know.
LM: I'll pass the word along.
AA: I have to go! I'm alone on my roof for now...but I hear things downstairs.
AA: Scratching, growling, something is alive down there.
LM: Be careful out there. I can't see much from my end but...yeah...that place...looks kinda nasty.
AA: I'll try and keep in touch!
AA: Good luck, man.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] ceased pestering lupineMediator [LM]--
Oh man...shit was getting real. It began to dawn on him that perhaps silentBenefactor and rogueRaganrok hadn't just been spouting bullshit when they had warned them about Sburb. Was the game somehow responsible for the meteors that had been crashing into the Earth over the past few days? And was Cid right in thinking that the only way to escape these disasters was to keep playing? What about the others? Would he be putting them in danger if he had them connect to their session? There were too many questions left unanswered. Too many things to consider. And then there was that fucking Ogre Cid had mentioned too. What the hell was up with that? Monsters appearing out nowhere? This was like some bad sci-fi film!
...And of course...there was also the sinking sensation that his own clock might be ticking down...slowly...as Cid's had. This was no time to loose his cool. First things first. He had to get into contact with Nathanael and Seth. He also had to find this greyscaleRecluse person Cid had mentioned as well. The more people he could inform about this madness, the better. He might not have been able to stop the meteors. But Cid had survived somehow. Maybe...just maybe Sburb was the way to end this madness. Even if it was what had started it in the first place.
Character Info:
Your chumhandle is lupineMediator and you tend to speak in a calm and friendly, yet dignified manner. Due to your laid-back and understanding nature you often find yourself intervening in conflicts between your other chums.
Your trolltag is draconianFury. o=(===>> You wield the legendarrrry blade of your drrrragonic ancestorrrrs and tend to speak with a slight grrrrowl.
>SS: AGGRIEVE
SS fired three neon red laser blasts one of which hit HC in the shoulder! HC: Ag, that burns! HC's robe was ripped and a scorch mark apperaerd on his shoulder.
-HC's health vial fell to 78%!
>HC: AGGRAVITATE
HC ran at SS and swept his legs out from under him, letting gravity do the work. SS fell PRONE, and dropped the SIMPLE LASER.
-SS's health vial fell to 84%
>HC: ABSCOND
HC ran up the vent, grabbing the CAPTCHALOUGE CARDS and the MYSTERIOUS HEADSET, along with the SCIENTIFIC NOTES. The HEADSET and NOTES were captchaloughed.
HC: Level up for victory!
HC did not level up.
However, his ROBE HOLDING CIRCLE [See picture in last post] became a ROBE HOLDING DRAGON SHAPE.
HC made his way up to the roof - Now he just needed a way back.
[FUTURE]
HC was digging in the sand when he noticed a small white patch with a strange spirographic symbol. Opening it, he found a ladder leading down to a door. Could this lead me to my memory? he thought. When he got in, he noticed a six-screened rectangle with a keyboard attached. One of the screens was on, and on it was a very familiar looking boy. Do I know him? HC watched the boy for a while (As soon as 2E came in and saw the Machinery in AA's post).
HC saw that the boy was in trouble, and that his mate (what he thought 2E was) needed to be rescued. He took a chance and typed to the boy.
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-- haplessCampaigner [HC] began pestering arbitersAnimosity [AA] at 11:41 --
HC: >Hey, you.
AA: ...?
AA: Who's there?
HC: >Go find the girl
AA: The girl?
AA: What girl?
HC: >That girl. She ran.
AA: I don't know what you're talking about.
AA: There are no girls here.
HC: >Earlier.
AA: You mean 2E? Yeah...I don't think that's gonna be happening anytime soon. >:/
HC: >You gotta find her before the imps
AA: Listen...whoever you are, I've been pestered by weirdoes enough today and I'm not even sure WHERE you're pestering me from since I feel like this voice is just in my head.
AA: But 2E is probably dead!
AA: That meteor took out the entire city.
HC: >Meteor?
HC: >Could that?
HC: >Never mind.
AA: Never mind what?! Is 2E still alive somewhere?
AA: Tell me now!
HC: >You should probably get ready to defend yourself
HC: >You gotta impish problem.
AA: You mean the scratching noises I'm hearing downstairs?
HC: >Yeah, i guess, I can only see
AA: Wait, how can you see?
HC: >Im in this ship thing. has a screen of you.
AA: Well that's not creepy at all.
HC: >It;s a nice break from the desert.
AA: I would imagine so.
HC: >I think an imp just got out a bed shaped hole in your window.
AA: Well there's more than a bed-shaped hole in my window.
AA: There's also that giant fist shaped one to consider.
HC: >Well, Yeah, but they seem to be avoiding that one.
HC: >I can't see inside. 2E, as you call her, may still be alive, I can't tell.
AA: I'm still not even sure how I'm going to STRIFE with this book.
AA: But I'll make due with it even if I go around bludgeoning enemies to death.
HC: >Good, cause here's an imp to your right!
AA: ...!
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] enters STRIFE mode --
HC: >Sweep it's legs!
As he watched AA strife, HC thought Meteors, Why does that sound so familiar? I cant remember. Ug, I hope the kid will be alright...
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
After much trial and tribulation Cid had entered the Medium against all odds in the form of a giant murderous Ogre and a meteor apocalypse. He contacted some of his friends in order to let them know he was fine as well as inform them of the impending doom of the meteors hurtling towards the Earth but there were other things he had to worry about in the form of scraping and growling noises coming from within his own apartment.
Cid was not sure if any of the other tenants had survived the entrance into the Medium but he was pretty sure most of them fled in terror at the sight of the Ogre. However when he was contacted by a mysterious voice in his head that had knowledge of 2E and mentioned she might still be alive it left Cid hopeful that there were survivors. It also filled him with a sense of dread at the thought that the creatures below could be doing them harm...or worse, they could have been mutated from the humans into them.
The idea sent a shiver down his spine but he had little time to consider it as his guiding voice warned him of an enemy to the right! He barely had enough time to acknowledge it and look to the side before a clawed hand scratched his face, leaving three bleeding marks and knocking him away with a head butt to the stomach.
Cid analyzed the monster as soon as he got his bearings and his breath back. It was a stumpy little creature with a ceramic looking body structure, a long snout, slitted eyes, clawed hands and a wicked looking dragon tail. Apparently it took on the same features that his dragon figurine had when he initially prototyped it. He had no idea where Dragonsprite was but he would worry about that later since the little Ceramic Imp had every intention on fighting him.
>AGGRESS
Cid boxed the ears of the Imp with his tomeKind weapon, "The Unremarkable Tome of No Real Significance," otherwise known simply as "Book." It did mediocre damage and seemed only to succeed in angering the Imp.
>ANTAGONIZE
The Imp appeared to be mocking Cid for his pathetic attempts at an attack. This particular action only fueled his anger even further.
>AGGRIEVE
Doing as the voice in his head told him Cid used the Book and swept the Imps legs out from underneath it. At that point an unusual sensation came over him and the following actions took hold of him on instinct. "Strike," he shouted, and the word literally flew out of the tome as its pages opened, falling down onto the Imp repeatedly and pummeling it into submission until it exploded in an array of glittering red objects.
Climb that Echeladder!
Apparently Cid gained a level for his victory over the Imp. He was now the somewhat appropriate rank of Irate Fellow. However he would not do a dance of joy in celebration for the battle...that was simply beneath him.
Looking at the closed door, Cid examined it before slowly opening it and gazing down the stairs to see the stairwell was empty, though he still heard the noises from before. It was going to be a long day.
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
Ender sat at his computer desk with his head in his hands. This was all getting way too weird for him. One of his best friend's homes had been completely leveled. Giant ogres were on the loose. And the more he thought about it the more the youth began to realize that Sburb, somehow or another, must have been responsible for it all. It couldn't have been a coincidence. The warnings, the game, the strange incidents. They were all interconnected. He had been an idiot not to notice it before.
He glanced out the window. He was home alone for the time being. His younger sister was in another city at college. He could only hope that she was as far away from this madness as possible. His mother and father, meanwhile, were visiting his older sister and her fiance, who lived a good hour away in the suburbs on the outskirts of the city. The youth looked up at the sky. Though it was only mid-afternoon, the normally blue, clear sky seemed to burn an ominous, reddish orange color. His mind flashed to the meteors. They were landing here too...he didn't have much time.
Now was no time to loose his cool, however. He had work to do. Cid had told him to get into contact with loneSeeker, unemployedHero, and greyScale recluse. Luckily...it seemed LS was already trying to contact him. Good. That saved him the trouble of trying to find a server player.
View Pesterlog
color=#646464]-- loneSeeker [LS] began pestering lupineMediator [LM]--[/color]
LS: Ender!
LS: Did you hear?
LM: Hear about what?
LS: The meteors!
LS: The goddamn gigantic fucking meteors!
LM: Hear? Hah...I saw it first hand...one just fucking crashed into Cid's place.
LS: Shit, really?
LM: He's alright. He survived...somehow. But yeah...I'm sorta flipping my shit over here.
LS: One just smashed my neighbors house!
LS: there's almost nothing left!
LM: I'm actualy glad you contacted me...something tells me...my clock's probably running down too.
LS: Really? Shit, man, you've gotta get out of there.
LM: Yeah.
LS: Anyway, I've been doing some resarch.
LM: Cid seems to think Sburb's the only way we're gonna survive this shit. And at this point in time I'm inclined to believe him.
LS: SBurb?
LS: really?
LM: Yeah
LS: About the research..
LM: What about it?
LS: there is JACK SHIT on this SB guy.
LS: I mean, I searched EVERYWHERE.
LM: Figured as much...
LM: But he's not important right now
LS: All I found on him was a short comment on one of the SBurb FAQs.
LM: Listen...I need to ask you a favor.
LS: Yeah?
LM: I'd rather not get my friends involved in all this shit...but...I need you to be my server player.
LS: No shit, man.
LS: Sure, I'll be your server player.
LS: lemme just boot this shit up.
LM: Cid knows some other people to. If we're lucky we'll be able to get a full circle going and save some people from this madness.
LS: Good idea. Whoa!
LS: This is pretty cool.
LM: One of 'em I know. He goes by the chumHandle unemployedHero.
LS: Sounds like an interesting guy.
LM: The other one is greyscaleRecluse. I don't know much about her. I'll have to ask Cid about it next time he logs on.
LM: I got no idea what he's up to now.
-- loneSeeker [LS] screwing around with the controls, moves some stuff around Ender's room. --
LM: He said he didn't think he was on Earth anymore...
LS: Sounds good.
LS: Really? That's pretty cool, actually.
LM: I dunno man. This is more then just a game. The more i think about it the more it becomes apparant to me.
LS: I'm feeling oddly extatic about this.
LS: It's exciting!
LM: A huge fucking Orge charged Cid's building. Pretty much demolished half of the place. And if I hadn't gotten him into the medium at the last second he probably would have been smashed by that meteor.
LM: Sure, if you call life and death situations 'exicting'.
LS: fuck yes.
LM: You seem a little too excited about this...
LS: Anyway, do you mind if I put this shit down anywhere?
LM: Yeah, sure. Parents aren't home at the moment so do whatever the fuck you want.
LM: Just try not to mess anything up too much.
LS: Don't worry, I-
LS: shit.
-- lupineMediator [LM] hears something crash. --
LM: ...
LM: Dude...
-- loneSeeker [LS] drops the Cruxtruder directly onto a table. --
LM: What did I just tell you? x.x
LS: Sorry. Haven't gotten the hang of these controls yet.
LM: It's cool I guess...I dropped Cid's bed out a window when I was messing with 'em before.
LM: Anyway...
LS: Let's see...
LM: I can walk you through what you need to do.
LS: Oh, okay.
LM: I'm begining to think the sooner i get in the medium the better.
LS: Wait, the medium?
LS: you believe that SB guy?
LM: I don't know what i believe.
LS: Whatever, man. I'll get you to wherever you need to be.
LS: Just walk me through this.
LM: All I know is after reaching the end of the walkthrough posted on GameFAQs, a portal opened at Cid's place, he was transported somewhere else, and a huge fucking meteor impacted where his building used to be.
LM: His city...it's probably leveled.
LS: Jesus.
LS: wait...
LS: yeah.
LM: What's scary is...
LS: It is.
LM: The meteor hit right as the timer on his Cruxtruder hit zero.
LS: ...
LS: What have you got on the Cruxtruder?
-- lupineMediator [LM] checks his own cruxtruder. --
LM: One hour, thirteen minutes. And counting down. Steadily...
LS: Got it. What next? The Totem Lathe?
LM: Yeah.
LM: And the Alchemeter.
LM: Before we do anything with those though, we gotta get the damn Cruxtruder open.
LS: Okay... I can't seem to open it from this end.
LM: You gotta drop something heavy on it, I think.
LS: Okay...
-- loneSeeker [LS] scrolls around his house for something heavy. --
LM: There's a bowling ball in my dad's closet I think.
LM: That should work.
LS: Okay, there we- shit.
-- lupineMediator [LM] hears another crash... --
-- loneSeeker [LS] tears the door off its hinges. --
LS: Okay, at least I've got the bowling ball.
LM: ...I'd really prefer it if you didn't wreck my house in the process, dude...
LM: Whatever. We got more important shit to do.
LS: Hey, I never was goos at this kind of game.
-- loneSeeker [LS] drops the bowling ball on the Cruxtruder. --
-- lupineMediator [LM] takes a step back as the device springs into action. The lid to the Cruxtruder pops off, revealing a cylindrical Cruxite Dowel that is sky blue in color, along with a shining Kernelspirte of the same color. --
LM: Right then...
LM: Now we gotta prototype my Kernelsprite.
LS: Okay...
LS: What do we do with the blue thing?
LM: That'll come later.
LS: Okay.
LM: What to use...I already got an idea of what to use but...
LM: I'm not sure...
LM: I think I might save it for secondary prototyping. Cid said one of the people trolling him mentioned not to do the intial protyping with anything you'd regret later.
LS: Uh huh.
LM: Tell ya what
LM: Grab one of my wolf posters off the wall.
LS: ?
LS: okay.
LM: That should work well enough.
-- loneSeeker [LS] tears one of the posters off, a bit of the wall falls off after it is peeled away. --
LM: ...Well there goes my wall...
LM: You really suck at this, you know? :P
LS: Shut up, you're about to die.
LS: Okay, so what next?
LM: I don't need you remind me.
LM: Drop the poster in the glowy spherical thing. That should prototype my kernel sprite...
LS: Okay.
-- loneSeeker [LS] does so. --
LS: Sorry about the eath comment, by the way.
LS: *death
-- lupineMediator [LM] takes another step back as the Kernelsprite seems to burst with energy, forming itself into a glowing, sky-blue colored wolf's head. --
LM: Ok...that should do it for intial prototyping. I hope I don't regret using a wolf later.
LM: Now...see that cylinder thing? Drag it to the totem lathe.
LS: Got it.
-- loneSeeker [LS] moves the cylander thing over to the Lathe. --
-- lupineMediator [LM] watches as the device springs into action, carving it in a manner similar to the way Cid's had done. --
LM: So far so good.
LM: One step left. I think I should be able to make it into the medium with time to spare.
LS: Okay, so I assume we use that with the Alchemiter thing?
LM: Yeah.
LM: It should create an item I can use to get into the medium.
-- loneSeeker [LS] deploys the Alchemiter next to the Lathe, taking out a part of the wall. --
LS: God
LS: Damn
LS: This
LM: ...
LS: Game
LM: You'd better fix this shit later.
LS: Hell, sure. Lets focus on the present, though.
LM: I'm a patient guy. But you're wrecking the hell out of my room.
LM: Now...drag the carved Cruxite Dowel to the Alchemter. That should activate it and get me what I need to get into the medium.
-- loneSeeker [LS] GENTLY drops the Totem into place. --
LS: There. I think I'm getting better at this.
-- lupineMediator [LM] sighs softly, checking his timer. He had about 45 minutes left to spare. Plenty of time. Or so he hoped. --
LS: I'm gonna zoom out, see what kind of range I have.
-- lupineMediator [LM] turns his attention to the Alchemeter as it springs to life, scanning the carved dowel. The pad of the device seems to glow for a moment as it spawns a large, sky-blue colored object that looks similar to a dog bone. Ender makes his way over to pick it up. --
LM: It's....a bone. The hell am I supposed to do with this?
LS: Uh... Ender?
LM: ...Please don't tell me there's something heading towards my house.
LS: You might want to take cover or something.
LS: ...
LS: basically.
LM: What? The cruxtruder says I got fourty minutes left? What the fuck else could be coming?
-- loneSeeker [LS] several golf-ball sized meteors smash holes through Ender's roof. --
-- lupineMediator's [LM'S] eyes widen as one sears its way through his roof, landing mere inches from him and burning a hole in the floor. --
LM: S-shit dude! A more percise warning would of been nice!
-- loneSeeker [LS] frantically manipulating the controls, manages to create a couple more layers between Ender and the meteors. --
LS: Sorry, trying to get the hang of these-
LM: Alright...so...I got this bone...what the hell am I supposed to do with it?
LS: motherfucker.
LM: ...
LM: That doesn't sound good.
LS: Okay, I don't know what you need to do with that thing, but there are little black midgets with dog heads running towards your house.
LS: Soooo... I would recommend you Abscond the hell out of there.
-- lupineMediator [LM] takes a look out his window. The skies starting to look ominous. Although it's the midde of the day the sky is a firey red color. He can see several smaller meteors landing nearby. --
LM: That's not the only problem. My entire neighboorhood's on fire. And it's spreading. Quick.
LS: Yeah, I'm looking, I'm looking!
LM: Fuck...wish I still had my pool. You could have used it to extinguish some of the flames.
LM: Alright...I've been saving my Strife Specibus for something like this...
LS: Let's see...
-- loneSeeker [LS] scrolling rapidly through one of the walkthroughs. --
LM: I'm...hear scratching downstairs. I'm gonna go check it out.
LM: I'll contact you again when I can. For now though, I'm running outta time. I need to get off the computer and figure out what I need to do. Fast.
LS: Wait! Wait!
LM: What?
LS: The bone, you need to break it, or something!
LS: I don't know, this walkthough seems like it was typed by a five year old.
LM: You sure? It...looks pretty sturdy. I don't think I'm gonna be able to break it pretty easily.
LS: That's the longest walkthrough I've found.
LM: Shit...the scratching's getting louder. They're closing in on my room.
LS: I say you go for it.
LM: I gotta go. I need to allocate something to my Strife Specibus and get moving.
LS: Where's that fucking bowling ball?
LS: Got it, Try and break that, I'll keep looking.
LM: I'll contact you once I've made a little bit more progress. Good luck man. Get into contact with UH and GR. Let them know what's going on when you can.
LS: Got it. Good luck man.
LM: I gotta-SHIT!
-- lupineMediator [LM] ceased pestering loneSeeker [LS]--
Ender whirled around as the door to his room suddenly came flying off the hinges, revealing a small, impish-creature with a wolf-like head and rather nasty looking claws. Slamming his laptop shut, the young male leapt to his feet and prepared for STRIFE
>ABSCOND
Having no Strife Specibus currently set, Ender did the only thing he could do at the moment and run. He made a somewhat clumsy roll to the side, narrowly evading the Sapphire Imp's sharp claws as he found himself backed up against his shelf.
>ALLOCATE
Looking behind him, Ender noticed the several Daggers he had collected lined up. This was no time to be choosy about his specibus. He needed a weapon. And a blade seemed like the perfect choice. Grabbing the Native American hunting knife he had purchased in Santa Fe a few summer back, he allocated it to his Strife Specibus, permanently allocating it to Daggerkind.
>AUTO-COUNTER
The Imp lunged once more, but this time Ender was somewhat ready for it. Leaping to the side once more he winced as the creature's claws cut through his clothing, leaving a few shallow gashes and dropping his health vial to about 85%. The creature's attack had also brought it in range of his blade, however, as he countered with a fierce slash of his own, managing to do a significant amount of damage to the creature and drop it's health vial to 70%.
>ASSIST
Before Ender could do anything more, the Wolfsprite he had prototyped earlier jumped into action, rushing by the Imp with an impressive amount of speed as it was cloven in half as if by some invisible beast. With the battle won, Ender took in a deep breath and took the time to collect the spoils.
Climb that Echeladder!
It seemed Ender's efforts had elevated him from the level of Scruffy College-Kid to Junior Beasttrainer. Of course...he had no idea what relevance this had. But he did feel a certain sense of triumph at his victory, seeing as he wasn't exactly the combative type.
"Shit...that smarts..." Ender grunted, tenderly placing a hand over the claw wounds he had received from the imp. Fortunately they didn't seem too serious. Nothing worse then what is old cats would have given him in the past. Perhaps he should have contacted LS to let him know he was alright. But he could still hear scratching downstairs...more imps were coming. And the timer was still counting down.
He checked the Cruxtruder. 15 minutes and counting. Shit...that battle had taken him longer then he thought. He had to figure out what to do with this damn bone, and quick. Before he could figure out what to do with it however, Wolfsprite suddenly rushed forward at him, knocking him backwards and seizing the bone it is powerful jaws.
"H-hey! Come back here! I need that!" Crying out indignantly, the youth rose to his feet and took chase after the mischievous canine. Before he could stop it, however, the Wolfsprite had already crushed the bone in its powerful jaws. A white-colored light suddenly enveloped the entirety of Ender's home. A strange sensensation of vertigo overwhelmed him...and the next thing he knew...it ended.
Shaking his head, the youth examined his surroundings once more. As far as he could tell he was still in his home. Something...seemed different though. Making his way to his window, his eyes widened as he looked out to see, not his familiar, intercity neighborhood, but rather...a large expanse of lush, green jungle...with great, almost fang-like structures protruding from the ground for as far as the eye could see. "Something tells me I'm not in Ohio anymore..."
Last edited by Ender Rydel; 03-29-2011 at 10:47 PM.
Character Info:
Your chumhandle is lupineMediator and you tend to speak in a calm and friendly, yet dignified manner. Due to your laid-back and understanding nature you often find yourself intervening in conflicts between your other chums.
Your trolltag is draconianFury. o=(===>> You wield the legendarrrry blade of your drrrragonic ancestorrrrs and tend to speak with a slight grrrrowl.
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
Dana's evening was fairly normal - she fixed herself dinner (peanut butter and pickle sandwiches... yay?), ate it quickly, and then returned to her bedroom for an evening of leisurely reading. Unfortunately, she kept getting distracted from her book, looking over at her computer to check on the status of the game. After about an hour of stubbornly trying to focus on her book, Dana finally gave up. She moved her laptop onto her bed and sat cross-legged in front of it, noting that although the host disc had loaded, she still did not have a server to connect to. This would have to be remedied.
Dana considered pestering Cid about this, but he seemed to be offline. As luck would have it, however, unemployedHero seemed to be online. Now was as good a time as any to perster her would-be server, Dana thought, and perhaps learn more both about him and the game they were to play.
-- greyscaleRecluse [GR] began pestering unemployedHero [UH] --
GR: Hello.
GR: You're AA's friend, correct?
UH: OH, Hi! YEaH, tHat's mE!
GR: Good.
UH: sO...uH...
GR: I've been informed that you are to be my server player for our upcoming Sburb session.
GR: Has AA mentioned this to you?
UH: yEaH! tHat's wHat i was abOut tO say.
GR: Excellent. Then we're on the same page, as it were.
GR: What do you know about the game, so far?
UH: wEll, nOt mucH tO bE HOnEst.
UH: nOnE Of tHE FAQs wERE tHat gOOd...wEll, ExcEpt OnE, but tHat was WAY tOO tl;dR
GR: Neither do I. Pity, I was hoping that others might have found more than I was able to.
GR: Wait, a longer walkthrough?
GR: I only found several fractured ones.
UH: yEaH, but it was all Rambly and wORdy. likE sOmEOnE was tRying tO wRitE sOmE sORt Of OvER-fancy nOvEl.
GR: Strange. Still, it might be worth a look through, wouldn't you say?
UH: i guEss, but it was sOOOOO BOOOORING! i cOuldn't makE it past tHE fiRst paRagRapH!
GR: Indulge me.
UH: all RigHt. gimmE a sEc tO find it again...
UH: aH, man! I can't find it! lOusy gOOglE...wEll, it was wRittEn by sOmEOnE witH a wEiRd namE. tEntaclETHERapist OR sOmEtHing.
UH: maybE yOu'll HavE bEttER luck finding it?
GR: Hmm, I'll take a look.
GR: Thank you for bringing it to my attention, at the very least.
UH: asidE fROm tHat, all i was ablE tO find Out abOut tHis gamE (asidE fROm tHE ObviOus stuff) was tHat appaREntly yOu End up dOing sOmEtHing callEd "pROtOtyping" witH stuff aROund yOuR HOusE and a glOwy ORb OR sOmEtHing
GR: Prototyping? Yes, there were a few references to that in the walkthroughs I found.
GR: Was there any indication of its effect that you could find?
UH: nOt mucH, but i tHink it's suppOsEd tO gEt yOu sOmE sORt Of HElpER-tHing.
GR: Hmm. Then the object you prototype influences the nature of this helper, correct?
UH: yEaH! i'vE bEEn tRying tO dEcidE wHat i wanna usE tO makE it. fROm wHat i REad, yOu dO tHis pROtOtyping tHing at lEast twicE.
UH: i'vE gOt tHis plastic sHiEld in my ROOm tHat i tHink migHt makE tHE...wHatEvER-it-is mORE knigHtly, but i dunnO wHat ElsE tO usE bEsidEs tHat.
GR: Choices are important. In any RPG, the choices you make influence how the game moves forward.
GR: I will have to consider this...
UH: i knOw! nExt wE'll bE sHOwn a magic swORd, sHiEld, and staff, tOld wE nEEd tO pick OnE and ditcH anOtHER, and savE tHE multi-vERsE fROm cREEpy sHadOw mOnstERs witH disnEy caRtOOns!
GR: Yes. Because the power of friendship and sparkling pink butterflies will save us all.
UH: and dOn't fORgEt OvER-sizEd unlOcking instRumEnts.
UH: yOu cOuld say tHEy wOuld bE tHE KEY tO OuR succEss! :smooth:
GR: That was a terrible pun.
UH: ...sOmE pEOplE likE my puns. :(
GR: I apologise. I didn't mean to sound harsh.
UH: mEH, it's all RigHt. tO bE HOnEst, tHat "sOmE pEOplE" is pREtty mucH just my dad.
UH: HE makEs wORsE puns tHan mE! i bEt it's gEnEtic OR sOmEtHing.'
UH: wEll, anyway, it was nicE talking tO yOu! i pROmisE i'll dO my bEst as yOuR sERvER playER!
GR: Thank you.
GR: I will do my best as your client, I suppose.
UH: dO yOu tHink wE sHOuld link up nOw, OR aRE wE suppOsEd tO wait fiRst?
GR: I think that we should link up as soon as possible.
GR: Speak to AA. He seems to be the leader of this motley crew.
GR: He will know better than myself.
UH: gOOd call. wOuldn't want tO gEt Him angRy fOR dOing stuff witHOut tElling Him fiRst.
GR: Alright, it's settled.
UH: nOt tHat it takEs mucH tO gEt AA angRy, tHOugH.
UH: :insolent:
GR: Heh. True.
GR: For the moment, I need to go. Until next time, UH.
UH: OkiE dOkE! sEE ya!
-- greyscaleRecluse [GR] ceased pestering unemployedHero [UH] --
Well, that was interesting. This unemployedHero seemed an agreeable fellow, if not the sharpest crayon in the box. He will likely make a good server player, Dana thought, but was interrupted from her musings by the chime of her computer. Cid had apparently come online in the time it had taken her to contact UH, thank goodness.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] began pestering greyscaleRecluse [GR] at 23:24 --
GR: Ah, Cid.
GR: Hello again.
AA: Well it's nice to know I'm still alive to be able to pester people.
AA: Unless you know, I'm pestering you from the great beyond.
GR: Hm? Did something happen?
AA: Hahaha, did something happen?
AA: Oh yes, a lot of somethings happened!
GR: Really.
AA: Let me warn you right now GR, this game isn't just a game at all.
GR: You know, I already decided to play. Your clumsy attempts at enticing me to join the game are unneeded.
AA: Um...I'm not trying to entice you.
AA: Well maybe I am, because it seems the game is the only way to save your life.
AA: Though I could be wrong, but you need to get your server player immediately and get into the medium!
GR: Well, I have already spoken with your friend UH.
GR: But I really don't see how this could "save my life", as you put it.
AA: Okay, let me just get to the mind blowing shit already.
AA: A meteor just destroyed my city.
GR: What.
AA: A METEOR DESTROYED MY CITY.
GR: You must be joking.
AA: Do I seem like the joking type to you?
AA: I'm far too angry for that.
GR: Something of that magnitude would have been on the news or some such...
Even if it had been, Dana suddenly realized, she wouldn't have received that information. The radio and television had remained off since she had arrived home, and no newspaper had been evident. She quickly opened an internet browser and surfed to a major news website, her blood running cold the moment she saw the headline on the main page: Meteor Strike Demolishes Major City: Unknown Number Deceased
Hands shaking slightly, Dana returned to her chat window.
AA: I've already seen news reports on meteors leveling entire city blocks across the world.
AA: Apparently mine was the biggest one yet, but I managed to get out of there in time to avoid it.
GR: ...and suddenly I remember why I avoid listening to the news.
GR: How did you manage to escape? That meteor destroyed everything for miles around!
AA: I still don't believe it myself, and I'd show you if you were my server player but you're not.
AA: So you'll have to take my word for it.
GR: Considering the fact that you're still speaking to me, I have no choice but to believe you.
AA: I went through a rather arduous process via the game mechanics with LM and we created some kind of artifact with three pieces of machinery you get in order to initiate your entrance into the Medium.
GR: Alright. Do you have the time and/or inclinaton to take me through the steps, or at least inform UH of the danger?
AA: I had to destroy this object in order to escape alive, but I was attacked by some kind of monstrosous armored giant before I actually succeeded at destroying it.
AA: Um, I don't know about that right now.
AA: I'm still on the roof of my apartment and I'm alone here, but I hear things going on downstairs.
GR: You're on the roof.
AA: Yes.
GR: Alright.
AA: There's nothing here.
AA: Nothing but...black.
AA: For miles around.
GR: That's... intriguing.
AA: I looked over the side and saw that I'm above the clouds.
AA: I'm somewhere, but I don't think this place is Earth.
GR: Really.
AA: Yes, really.
AA: There's this weird red circle thing high above my apartment too.
AA: Okay, I don't have time to try and figure this out right now.
AA: Whatever is inside my apartment now doesn't know I'm up here yet.
AA: So let me touch base with LM and inform him of the situation, then I'll tell UH about what happened.
AA: If not, I'll have LM do it since he has the guide for the game...up to a certain point.
GR: Alright.
AA: Sorry about the flood of messages.
GR: It's fine.
AA: I'll get back to you ASAP! Promise. If not me, then some one.
GR: I'm somewhat stunned, that's all.
GR: Alright.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] ceased pestering greyscaleRecluse [GR] --
Well. Cid was still alive, at least. That was something. Dana's brow furrowed as she tried to fight back the panic rising within her. This game definitely was more than it seemed to be, that much was clear. Whether or not it was connected to the meteor strikes was unclear, but somehow the game had gotten Cid out of the way of his city being demolished, so that was something, at least.
Dana's resolve to start playing the game was only strengthened, but she suddenly realized that she had completely forgotten to ask Cid whether or not she and UH could begin playing, curse it all. She went back to Pesterchum with the intent to bother Cid, but he was already gone. Just as Dana was about to leave, her computer chimed that she was being pestered, this time by an unfamiliar name.
-- sexualAmbiguity [SA] began trolling greyscaleRecluse [GR] --
SA: ;o H<3llo child human x;
GR: Who is this.
GR: How did you get this handle?
SA: ;o I sm<3ll<3d your blood! x;
SA: ;o D<3licious human blood x;
SA: ;o H<3<3 h<3<3 x;
GR: That's... somewhat disturbing.
GR: However, it does not answer my question.
SA: ;o Don't b<3 so s<3rious all th<3 tim<3, it's just a gam<3 aft<3r all x;
SA: ;o You'd know all about gam<3s, wouldn't you Dana? x;
GR: ...
GR: How do you know my name?
GR: Who are you?
GR: What do you know about me?
SA: ;o I'm your fairy god moth<3r x;
SA: ;o H<3<3 h<3<3 x;
GR: Wonderful. Evasive answers and idiotic laughter.
GR: I will ask you again: how do you know my name?
SA: ;o I know mor<3 than I would lik<3 to know x;
SA: ;o W<3 all know your nam<3 x;
SA: ;o Mys<3lf and my swin<3 br<3thr<3n x;
SA: ;o I know your fri<3nds too x;
GR: Friends?
SA: ;o Y<3s, th<3 oth<3r humans you ar<3 playing Sgrub with x;
GR: I have no idea what you are talking about.
GR: And why do you keep referring to us as 'human', specifically?
SA: ;o DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH M<3, LITTL<3 GIRL x;
SA: ;o Oh d<3ar x;
SA: ;o Sorry about that unn<3c<3ssary outburst x;
SA: ;o That is what you ar<3, ar<3 you not? You ar<3 a human, y<3<3<3<3<3s? x;
GR: Yes, I am human. I would assume it was obvious.
SA: ;o P<3rhaps to anoth<3r human x;
SA: ;o Or p<3rhaps <3v<3n to on<3 such as mys<3lf who has b<3<3n watching your lif<3 for quit<3 som<3 tim<3 x;
GR: You are implying that you are not human, then.
GR: And watching? You've been watching me?
SA: ;o Y<3<3<3<3<3s x;
GR: Then I respectfully ask that you immediately cease and desist.
GR: It is an invasion of privacy that I can't condone.
SA: ;o I'll r<3sp<3ct your r<3qu<3st, but it's a wast<3 of tim<3 x;
SA: ;o I'v<3 gon<3 through your past, pr<3s<3nt and futur<3 s<3v<3ral tim<3s ov<3r x;
GR: What are you even talking about?
GR: You aren't making any sense.
SA: ;o I'm making pl<3nty of s<3ns<3 x;
SA: ;o You'r<3 just too foolish to und<3rstand x;
GR: I will return to my previous questions, and I expect a satisfactory answer this time.
GR: How are you watching me? Why are you watching me?
SA: ;o I h<3ld you to a high<3r standard at on<3 point, but appar<3ntly in this tim<3lin<3 you'r<3 ignorant swin<3 x;
GR: I am no ignorant child that you can play such games with me.
SA: ;o I'm watching you from my comput<3r, silly x;
SA: ;o Calm down, littl<3 on<3 x;
GR: Your computer. Are you watching through my computer?
SA: ;o No, I can s<3<3 <3v<3rything around you. x;
GR: Are there cameras in my house, then?
SA: ;o Your room, your <3ntir<3 <3nvironm<3nt x;
SA: ;o No, your silly human captur<3 d<3vic<3s ar<3 not s<3t up in your hom<3 x;
SA: ;o B<3 r<3asonabl<3, how would I hav<3 <3v<3n s<3t th<3m up? x;
SA: ;o H<3<3 h<3<3 x;
GR: True. There is very little likelihood that you would have been able to break into my home and set up cameras without someone noticing.
SA: ;o P<3rhaps I did though? x;
SA: ;o P<3rhaps I snuck into your hous<3 on<3 night and dr<3w blood from your body without your knowl<3dg<3 x;
SA: ;o And stor<3d it on my sh<3lf with th<3 r<3st of my blood coll<3ction x;
GR: That would be highly improbable.
SA: ;o You ask<3d why I'm watching you x;
SA: ;o I want<3d to k<3<3p an <3y<3 on my littl<3 grub, b<3caus<3 I am r<3sponsibl<3 for your v<3ry <3xist<3nc<3 aft<3r all x;
SA: ;o I want<3d to mak<3 sur<3 no on<3 kill<3d you b<3for<3 I got th<3 opportunity x;
GR: Now that is ridiculous.
SA: ;o Is it ridiculous? x;
SA: ;o Thos<3 mythological gods and godd<3ss<3s you giv<3 worship to x;
SA: ;o Who do you think th<3y ar<3? x;
GR: If you are, as you stated earlier, inhuman, it is impossible for you to be directly involved in my existance. And I am not ruling out that you could be telling the truth, what with the strange occurrences of the past few hours.
GR: Are you implying that you are a god? Really?
GR: That is the most ridiculous thing yet.
SA: ;o In a c<3rtain s<3ns<3, y<3s x;
SA: ;o M<3 b<3ing a god isn't what is important x;
GR: Then what is?
SA: ;o What is important is what I'm going to do x;
GR: Enlighten me.
SA: ;o I'm so glad you ask<3d x;
SA: ;o I n<3<3d to kill my br<3thr<3n b<3for<3 th<3y kill m<3 so that I am th<3 sol<3 survivor who will b<3 grant<3d <3ntranc<3 into your Univ<3rs<3 x;
SA: ;o And in<3vitably, your S<3ssion x;
GR: And are your brethren "gods" as well?
SA: ;o Only in th<3 s<3ns<3 that th<3y had a had in cr<3ating your Univ<3rs<3 x;
GR: Of course. How silly of me.
GR: Why would they want to kill you? Aside from the obvious.
SA: ;o B<3caus<3 I tri<3d to kill th<3m x;
SA: ;o Num<3rous tim<3s, actually x;
SA: ;o During our S<3ssion x;
GR: Of course.
GR: And what is this session you keep mentioning?
GR: You and your brethren have one, and apparently I will as well.
SA: ;o Sgrub x;
GR: Sgrub. What is Sgrub?
SA: ;o According to th<3 oth<3rs you humans hav<3 a diff<3r<3nt nam<3 for it x;
SA: ;o It is call<3d Sburb in th<3 human tongu<3 x;
GR: ...Another one, then.
SA: ;o Oh? x;
SA: ;o Anoth<3r on<3 what? x;
GR: You aren't the first to contact me about Sburb, nor are you the first to have more information than I am confortable with.
GR: Who are you?
SA: ;o You must b<3 r<3f<3rring to th<3 Invad<3r x;
SA: ;o Th<3y do not d<3s<3rv<3 th<3 information on you that th<3y hav<3 acquir<3d x;
SA: ;o W<3, no, I <3arn<3d th<3 right to acquir<3 information about you and your lif<3 x;
GR: Nobody deserves information on me that I have not personally given them. I value my privacy.
SA: ;o YOUR PRIVACY WOULD B<3 A NON-<3XIST<3NT THING HAD IT NOT B<3<3N FOR MY INT<3RV<3NTION, P<3ASANT x;
SA: ;o My, it s<3<3ms I hav<3 b<3<3n having troubl<3 k<3<3ping my mann<3rs today x;
GR: You seem to have a rather poor handle on your temper.
SA: ;o T<3mp<3r? No, it's no t<3mp<3r x;
SA: ;o I just <3njoy viol<3nc<3 and killing x;
SA: ;o It's what I'm going to do to you and your fri<3nds wh<3n I find a way into your S<3ssion x;
GR: You are threatening to murder us for playing a game? I find that rather excessive.
SA: ;o That's th<3 b<3auty of it x;
GR: Elaborate.
SA: ;o If your f<3<3bl<3 human imagination cannot compr<3h<3nd th<3 grac<3 and spl<3ndor in my actions th<3n you ar<3 truly naiv<3 x;
SA: ;o So full of qu<3stions today, ar<3n't w<3? x;
SA: ;o Normally I wouldn't both<3r indulging a human lik<3 this, but you'r<3 fun to play with x;
GR: Of course. And you are full of non-answers.
GR: I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not.
SA: ;o Oh pl<3as<3 b<3 flatt<3r<3d x;
SA: ;o It would m<3an so much to m<3 x;
GR: Then I will refrain from being flattered for now.
-- sexualAmbiguity [SA] pouts --
SA: ;o Oh w<3ll x;
GR: Now. Let's move on to more interesting subjects.
GR: You implied that you are not human, and only somewhat a god. What are you exactly, then?
SA: ;o A Troll x;
GR: ...Of course, I should have seen it sooner.
SA: ;o Don't go comparing m<3 to your human trolls x;
SA: ;o Th<3y ar<3 not th<3 sam<3 thing x;
GR: Then enlighten me. What is a "troll", as you mean it?
SA: ;o W<3'r<3 a sp<3ci<3s, just lik<3 humans x;
SA: ;o W<3'r<3 bip<3dal cr<3atur<3s who can dw<3ll in both land and s<3a <3nvironm<3nts, though only royalty liv<3s und<3rwat<3r x;
GR: Alright. We - humans - would name you an alien race, I presume?
GR: A sentient species from a planet other than the one we refer to as "Earth".
SA: ;o If you wish to b<3 so t<3chnical about it x;
SA: ;o You always w<3r<3 so t<3chnical about things x;
GR: I wish only to be precise.
GR: Are you implying that we have spoken before?
SA: ;o S<3v<3ral tim<3s in th<3 futur<3 x;
SA: ;o In fact as soon as this conv<3rsation is ov<3r I will contact you again. x;
SA: ;o It will b<3 a long tim<3 for you, but s<3conds for m<3. x;
GR: And what would allow you to do such a thing? Is it similar to what you are using to "watch" me?
SA: ;o Y<3s x;
SA: ;o W<3 Trolls hav<3 all sorts of handy tools at our disposal x;
GR: I'm certain that you do.
SA: ;o You wast<3 a lot of your tim<3 analyzing my b<3havior in th<3 futur<3 x;
SA: ;o Trying to find out why I am th<3 way I am x;
SA: ;o Don't wast<3 your tim<3 this tim<3 x;
GR: If you've already seen my future, then isn't it already immutable?
SA: ;o H<3<3 h<3<3, is it? x;
SA: ;o It won't matt<3r <3ith<3r way x;
SA: ;o This will all <3nd th<3 sam<3 way x;
SA: ;o With m<3 bathing in your blood from your d<3capitat<3d h<3ad x;
GR: ...We will see about that.
SA: ;o W<3 will ind<3<3d x;
SA: ;o Just <3njoy playing your gam<3 for now x;
SA: ;o I hav<3 to stay on th<3 mov<3, aft<3r all I am b<3ing hunt<3d x;
GR: By your brethren, correct?
SA: ;o Y<3s and no x;
SA: ;o I shall talk to you soon, littl<3 on<3! x;
SA: ;o Do not di<3 b<3for<3 I find you x;
GR: Wait.
-- sexualAmbiguity [SA] ceased trolling greyscaleRecluse [GR] --
Dana sat back from her computer, actually shaking now. That was likely the most terrifying conversation she had ever had. Questions whirled in her mind nonstop, mostly concerning this sexualAmbiguity and what he/she had said.
It was unlikely that SA was an alien, but it was also unlikely that a video game could defy the laws of physics and save someone from a meteor shower. Besides, the alien (god?) theory fit best with the facts as she knew them; it explained how this SA had gained access to such private information. As for Xis claims that Xe had spoken to Dana in Xis past/her future, they could only be substatiated when such conversations occurred. Yes, this was definitely the most rational way to go about it - wait for further proof before making any decisions.
Dana put her laptop back on her desk, making sure to point it away from her bed. She scanned her room carefully for cameras, and then curled up under her blankets with only the top of her head and her eyes poking out from their safe haven. There would be no sleep tonight, so she might as well wait for UH or Cid to pester her again.
Last edited by lovelyAssistant; 05-20-2011 at 01:13 PM.
lovelyAssistant on Pesterchum, OOC (just tell me if you want to talk to any of my characters )
the prophet turned to the masses and spoke thusly:
"your complaints are loud indeed, said the prophet. 'we cannot drink of this, for the taste is bitter, and vile to our tongues!' know this! only through boldly persevering in the face of these trials can you fully benefit from the wealth of energy hydration that the first star of rocks can give! consider this: ken ye well the beverage coffee? it too is flushed with bitterness, but this bitterness only serves to ennoble and invigorate the failing spirit! the first star of rocks is coffee for the soul.
this is the first lesson"
Originally Posted by mechanicalFactory
Congrats LA, you're 1000 post crashed the forums for a second.
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
After glancing back at her chumroll, Elena receives her long awaited pester SHOW PESTERLOG
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] began pestering techincalArtisan [TA] --
AA: Hey TA, what's up? :)
TA: Hey!
TA: where have you been?
AA: Running around my apartment while my friend LM throws my bed out the window. :I
TA: o_o
TA: what?
AA: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me either.
TA: is he like
TA: some kind of man beast?
AA: No.
AA: We're playing Sburb.
TA: aw dude I was gonna ask if you got you copy yet.
TA: but apparently you did.
TA: mine seems to be late I guess
TA: but I went ahead anf just downloaded it.
AA: Wait, you downloaded it?
AA: How did you pull that one off?
TA: yeah.. well it's a long story.
TA: I kind got caught off guard byy some guy though
TA: calling me a theif of time or some such.
AA: Hm? Who was that?
AA: Not silentBenefactor, I hope?
TA: yeah that guy.
TA: You know him?
AA: What the hell is that guy? He pestered everyone I know.
AA: In fact, everyone who is playing the game.
TA: wait..
TA: everyone?
AA: Yeah, everyone.
TA: thats a bit worry some…
AA: Anyway, that's not why I came to message you.
TA: oh?
AA: Do you have anyone to play with?
TA: nope I was kinda hoping you'd be around to play with me.
TA: or.. however this works
AA: Well I can probably be your server player, actually.
TA: whatever works dude
TA: I am ready for this~
AA: I'll hook up with you as soon as LM is done setting me up, alright?
AA: One more thing before I go though.
TA: ?
TA: >:?!
TA: hehe I like that face :3
TA: oh uh
TA: what?
AA: Oh right.
AA: Sorry, I got distracted.
TA: you too? :D
AA: Damn it, I'm not that bad!
TA: ha ha
TA: it's contagious
TA: I know
AA: Anyway, seriously. >:/
AA: So two of my friends needs a Server Player.
TA: mm hmmm
AA: One of them is a bit of a shut-in so I figure it would be best to avoid a total stranger trying to server them.
AA: Instead I'll try and hook you up with another one who is very uh...cheerful and easy to get along with.
AA: Kind of naive and silly.
TA: hope he's not over kill
AA: I don't think it will be TOO bad, but you don't really need to talk to him too much.
AA: Just get him through his session, yeah?
TA: alright, alright I'll do it.
AA: His chumhandle is unemployedHero so go ahead and add him to your chumroll.
AA: Chat him up whenver you see him.
TA: sure thing
AA: And as soon as LM is done with me, I'll come back for you! :) Promise.
TA: ok! :3
AA: Talk to you later then.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] extends brofist --
TA: seeya soon.
-- techincalArtisan [TA] pounds bro fist --
AA: Hehe. See ya.
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] ceased pestering techincalArtisan [TA]--
“Sweet. Now I just gotta figure out who this ‘hero’ guy is.” Curiously, she types his name in and adds it to her chumrol. What luck! It looks like this guy’s online. “Guess it’s I should introduce myself.” SHOWPESTERLOG
-- techincalArtisan [TA] began pestering unemployedHero [UH] --
TA: Sup guy
UH: OH, HEy! I was just abOut tO tRy cOntacting yOu, tOO!
TA: oh yeah?
TA: well I'm pretty terrible at introductions, so...
UH: AA says yOu'RE gunna bE my sERvER playER. i figuREd i sHOuld at lEast talk tO yOu OncE OR twicE bEfORE tHat
TA: yeah same..
TA: uh.. hey whats with your typing?
TA: is your caps lock busted or something?
UH: naH, i saw sOmE pEOplE cOming up witH funny typing quiRks OnlinE and wantEd tO takE a sHOt at it mysElf.
UH: tHEy HElpEd mE makE a pROgRam tHat capitalizEs H, E, R, and O.
UH: it may bE a bit wEiRd, but i tHink it's kinda fun typing likE tHis! :chummy:
TA: oh I see it now
TA: thats...cool i guess :/
UH: i likE tO tHink sO. sO, dO yOu knOw mucH abOut sbuRb yEt?
TA: not really other than it gives you super human strength
TA: I heard something about AA's bed getting chucked out a window
UH: :O supER Human stREngtH?! likE supERman OR cHuck nORRis?!
TA: dude, probably
TA: AA said he'll get me in the game as soon as he can.
TA: and I'm supposed to be your server/host player? I dunno
UH: yEp! yOu'RE my sERvER playER, and tHat mEans i'm yOuR HOst playER.
TA: whatever that means
TA: MAYBE I GET SUPER POWERS
TA: :D
TA: and we both can be heros :O
UH: wEll, sincE LM was tHE OnE wHO tHREw tHE bEd, fROm wHat i HEaRd, it sEEms pREtty likEly!
UH: 'cOuRsE, i'll bE tHE sERvER playER Of a giRl namEd gREyscalEREclusE, sO yOu wOn't HavE all tHE supER stREngtH tO yOuRsElf! >:D
UH: wE'll all bE HEROEs! saving dRagOns and slaying damsEls and stuff!
UH: wait...stRikE tHat. REvERsE it. x.x
TA: meh @ damsels
TA: let 'em die~
TA: :B
UH: but lEtting pEOplE diE isn't HEROic at all! D:
TA: oh right :/
UH: wEll, anyway, i finisHEd dOwnlOading tHE sERvER disc aftER i talkEd tO GR. i'll staRt sEtting up tHE HOst disc nOw.
TA: cool I'll ge ton that in a bit.
TA: speaking of striking things.. I need to set up my strife and fetch modus.
UH: i'vE alREady gOt spEaRkind and puncRaft, sO nO cOpying!
TA: pfft no way. minez gonna be boss
UH: ORly? mORE bOss tHan spEaRs and puns?
TA: definately.
TA: infinately~
TA: I'll catchya later
TA: peace :3
-- techincalArtisan [TA] ceased pestering unemployedHero [UH]--
Turning around from her desktop, Elena scopes her room for a particular item. She shuffles over in a rhythmic, goofy manner to her guitar stand holding a canary yellow guitar. Popping out her brand spanking new RAINBOW fetch modus, she captchalouges it in one of the four card slots causing it to be labeled simply as "yellow". Elena nods with content. “This is so much easier than my BRAIN WARP fetch modus”. She zones out a moment recalling a time where she couldn’t CRACK THE CODE get her lunch money out of it. It’s probably still in there to this day.
Lost in thought, Elena hadn’t noticed she stepped on several yellow objects filling the remaining three cards in her sylladex. An empty Lays’ Chips bag, a can of Pledge and a rubber ducky. All four cards in her sylladex were now labeled “yellow”. “This is just silly,” she mumbled trying to retrieve and dispose of the useless items in her possession. The sylladex refuses her and ask for something yellow to replace in her inventory.
“dhfgjgayhdjnjkuagd” is what she would say to express her frustration if it was audible. “I’ll have to deal with this later..” As a last resort, Elena allocates her Strife Specibus as “AXEKIND”, applying her guitar to it in an attempt to free up space. “Suddenly Brain Warp is starting to look like a keeper, but I’ll give this Rainbow another shot.”
Re: BoxedInn - The Sburb Session Role Play (Open and Accepting! Read the first post!)
Before Cid proceeded to go down the stairs he slapped his forehead and remembered that he never told GR to get into the Medium as soon as possible. He closed the door and locked it despite that being pointless since the Imps could scale the wall through the gaping hole in the building.
Sitting down with his back to the door, Cid was relieved to see that she was online so he began pestering her.
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-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] began pestering greyscaleRecluse [GR] --
AA: Hey GR, sorry I've been so...reclusive.
AA: No pun intended.
AA: Okay, maybe a little.
GR: Heh.
AA: Sorry, I guess talking with UH has rubbed off on me.
GR: I guess it can't be avoided, then.
AA: Speaking of him, did you manage to touch base with him?
GR: Only once, and before you contacted me last.
AA: Well I'm sorry I didn't tell you before, but it's imperative that we all get into the Medium as soon as possible.
GR: The meteors, correct?
AA: Yes.
AA: Until your Cruxtruder is alchemized there's no telling how much longer until a meteor is going to wipe out your home, so you should get into the session quickly.
GR: I will do my best.
AA: I'm glad to hear it.
GR: I need to contact UH again in order to do so, however.
AA: According to my chumroll he's not online, but I'll make sure to send him an ultimatum somehow.
GR: Thank you.
AA: My friend LM might need your help too.
GR: LM? Is he not your server player?
AA: He is my server player, but his friend is lacking one.
GR: Ah. I could help, then.
AA: I can't recall if I ever informed you about it or not.
GR: You hadn't, but I presumed that I would be someone's server, at least.
GR: Considering that the game came with both discs.
AA: Naturally, I can't put anything past you.
AA: You are probably the smartest one of the group. ;)
GR: I can't say for certain, not having met the rest of the group.
AA: I have, except for loneSeeker, but out of all the ones I know you probably are.
AA: Anyway.
GR: Well, thank you for saying so.
AA: lupineMediator might be pestering you here in a minute about loneSeeker.
GR: Aah, wonderful.
AA: As for me, I need to find 2E.
GR: 2E? Oh, the girl.
AA: Yes, the girl.
AA: Someone...or something spoke to me not too long ago before I killed one of these Imps.
GR: Really.
AA: It didn't speak to me through pesterchum, more like the voice was transferred directly into my mind.
AA: It told me that 2E was alive and in the Medium with me.
GR: Strange... but no stranger than anything else that has been happening.
AA: At first I was wary of it, but it warned me of an enemy attack so I didn't expect it have malevolent tendencies.
AA: to have, even
GR: Hmm.
GR: Have you been contacted by anyone you don't recognize, other than silentBenefactor?
AA: Yes, actually.
AA: Someone by the handle of bloodcanePupil.
GR: Hmm, that must be one of the others, then.
AA: They messaged me while LM was trying to get me into the Medium.
AA: ...Others?
GR: The one who messaged me mentioned that there were many of them, and that they were watching us. Or me, at least.
GR: It was... disturbing.
AA: I think this one may have been watching me too, or at least they had information on me.
AA: It knew my name.
AA: My real name, that is.
GR: Yes, so did mine.
AA: It knew about the game too because it warned me about "prototyping."
GR: Mine spoke about the game by name, but gave me very little information outside of that.
AA: They mentioned "friends" as well, so whatever pestered you must be associated with whatever pestered me as well.
GR: We should be careful of... whatever these others happen to be.
AA: I'm not worried about them right now.
GR: Try to.
AA: There are very realistic dangers standing just a few flights of stairs beneath me.
AA: I'll worry about these mystery people later.
GR: That may very well be true.
AA: Assuming they even ARE people.
GR: I don't believe they are human.
GR: But they might be people.
AA: Well I was associating people with humans, but I suppose that's rather presumptuous.
GR: Yes, I agree.
AA: One more thing before I go.
GR: Yes?
AA: bloodcanePupil said the name silentBenefactor rang a bell, but denied my claim that they were put up to messaging me by them.
GR: Mine referred to an "intruder" of some sort.
GR: They do not seem to be allied with SB.
AA: I would certainly hope not.
GR: That would mean that there are at least two other factions to stay aware of, here. Be careful.
AA: I still want to know how that armored Ogre and the person riding it appeared out of thin air like that.
GR: At this point, I would almost be willing to call it magic.
GR: Almost.
AA: It appeared to be some kind of optic camouflage, like from one of those espionage video games or something.
AA: The air where they were standing kind of fluctuated when they approached my apartment.
GR: Hmm. If so, then it could likely be disrupted somehow.
AA: I was more concerned about the fact that the figure that came with the Ogre appeared almost human despite the full suit of armor they were wearing.
AA: Perhaps this is the "invader" your watcher mentioned?
GR: Perhaps.
AA: There's a lot to consider, GR.
GR: I know.
GR: Stay on your guard.
AA: You too.
GR: Always.
AA: :)
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] ceased pestering greyscaleRecluse [GR] --
At the exact moment that he was finished with GR, Cid saw that LM logged in as well so he made sure to pester him and let him know that he should talk to GR since he did just get done telling her that she would get messaged by him momentarily.
View Pesterlog
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] began pestering lupineMediator [LM] --
AA: Ender, oh man, there you are.
LM: Sorry for not contacting you sooner. Shit's been getting pretty crazy over here.
AA: What do you mean?
AA: Don't tell me...
AA: Already?
LM: Yeah. I'm in the medium now.
AA: Well, that's a relief...at least for the time being.
AA: But you're not safe yet.
LM: Tell me about it.
LM: I've already had one close encounter with those...things.
AA: You've encountered them too then?
AA: The Imps.
LM: And I think there are more downstairs.
LM: Yeah.
AA: Be careful around them man.
LM: My sprite seems to be doing a pretty good job protecting me...
AA: They took on ALL the qualities of Dragonsprite.
LM: Yeah...same here...
LM: Mine look like wolves.
AA: I think our prototypings before we enter the Medium effect the enemies.
AA: But I'm not sure.
LM: That would be a logical conclusion, yeah...
AA: Maybe this is why bloodcanePupil warned me about that...
LM: Fortunately...I think I'm getting the hang of this...
LM: They bleed like anything else when you cut them, at least.
AA: I haven't had any other encounters with them yet, but I think I can fight them well enough on my own.
AA: My Strife Specibus is very...unique.
LM: Heh. I just sorta grabbed what was handy. Good thing I had all those daggers from the Renfest.
AA: Well my tomeKind is voice activated.
AA: It kind of happened all on instinct, and I shouted out a word of attack and the pages flew open before killing the Imp with the action of the word I called out.
LM: Heh. Sounds complicated. Still...if it works that's what's most important.
LM: I'd try and help you out but I've got issues of my own...
AA: My ability to use more complicated assaults probably has to do with this Echeladder thing.
LM: Ah...yeah, whatever it is.
LM: I'm a "Junior Beasttrainer" now, whatever that means.
AA: Well, maybe you can help me out if you're able to inspect something for me.
-- lupineMediator [LM] glances around his surroundings nerviously --
LM: It's quiet for now. Sorta hard to move around too much with my laptop. Wish there was a better way for me to stay in contact wth everyone.
LM: I should be able to check something out real quick though.
AA: It should only take a second, I hope.
AA: See if you can rotate or zoom out the view of my environment or something.
LM: Mmm...hold on.
LM: Yeah. I can zoom out and rotate a bit.
AA: I was informed that 2E might have been zapped into the Medium with me.
LM: Seems to be a limit to how far I can go though.
AA: Well just look through that gaping hole the Ogre made and tell me if you see her anywhere.
LM: I can't interact with stuff if it's too far away from your current location.
-- lupineMediator [LM] zooms out the camera...examines the gaping hole. --
LM: Oh man...there's debris everywhere.
AA: Well...what did you expect?
LM: Finding a person in that would be like finding a needle in a haystack...
AA: An OGRE just bodyslammed itself into my apartment.
LM: Fair enough...
LM: If she's there I can't find her...
AA: Shit, she might be with those...things then.
AA: Okay, I gotta get moving.
LM: Hope she can Strife...something tells me she's gonna need too.
LM: Good luck, man.
LM: I need to contact LS. Let him know I'm alright.
AA: If you've got a minute when you're not being swarmed yourself, try using some stuff lying around to clear out these Imps.
LM: Will do.
AA: Drop a big piece of debris on them or something.
LM: Your bookcase looks pretty heavy. Guess I could drop it on 'em.
AA: Yeaaaah no, pick a different weapon.
LM: Fine, fine.
LM: Picky.
AA: >:(
-- arbitersAnimosity [AA] ceased pestering lupineMediator [LM] --
Flipping his laptop shut and storing it in his Sylladex, Cid reopened the door and descended the stairs cautiously. When he reached the fourth floor he was immediately set upon by several dozen Imps that had bust the door open. However before he could even do anything a stream of fire ripped through the hall, killing all of the Imps and leaving behind more precious minerals that he quickly collected.
Peeking his head out into the corridor, Cid was relieved to see Dragonsprite and he pat him on the head tentatively, shocked to see that it was somewhat solid. "Good dragon, best sprite," he commented before turning around and making his way down the narrow path looking for 2E. "We gotta find her, Dragonsprite. You remember her don't you? The girl."
Dragonsprite was unresponsive and it simply nodded its head in compliance to what it was told. Cid was surprised it was so obedient since he knew that most of the time dragons were proud and vain creatures which often needed their ego stroked before listening to anything anyone said to them.
~~~
Elsewhere in another location far from Cid's planet, the armored figure that attacked him sat down in the shadows of a modest cave dwelling before cracking open a book next to a candle. They pulled out a quill pen and began to write within its pages where a message was immediately given back to them from another messenger.
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EV: The human got away.
SB: Pity.
EV: You should have warned me about the Dragon.
SB: I did not know that he was going to prototype that creature.
EV: Some God you are.
SB: I never admitted to or denied being such a thing.
SB: That is simply an assumption you made yourself.
EV: Tch, you're always talking so damn big but you couldn't get out there yourself and kill him.
SB: I didn't want you to kill him.
SB: I wanted you to make sure he got into the Medium.
EV: YOU TOLD ME TO KILL HIM!!!
SB: That was so you would do your job properly.
SB: The Scribe needs to be the first one into the Medium, those were my orders.
EV: Who in their right mind would try bossing you around?
EV: It's because of you that our Session...
SB: Be silent.
EV: Fine.
EV: Petty douchebag.
SB: Your meager insults do not harm me in any way.
EV: Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag!
SB: Are you quite finished?
EV: If I could get my hands around your filthy neck, I would choke the life out of you.
SB: I assure you that would be quite impossible.
EV: There you go again with that inflated ego!
EV: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S IMPOSSIBLE!
-- enigmaticVindicator [EV] ceased writing to --