TROLLSLUM CAFE VIII: It Keeps Happening!

[inexplicableSigns]

The wiggler smiles.

Hi my name is actually i don't have a name most people have names but i don't i don't really know why i don't have a lot of things that normal trolls do like a name or a symbol or even horns so i don't really know but you have all of those things or at least you have a symbol and horns so i bet you have a name to is it a good name like traume or annika or asteio because those are all fun names that i really like and i bet you are really nice except you don't look so nice you look kinda mean why do you have funny things on your face those look weird why don't i have those you talk funny

[Kuru Seed]

A 5 sweep wiggler wearing a green hat and poncho strolls up to the cashier of the cafe and plops down a purrbeast hide onto the counter

can i get some faygo with that

[Monster X]

Zimenjarka, who has been thoughtfully sitting in the same chair all night, makes a mental note to find out more about this suspicious psychoanalyst person with the nice lab coat and pretty long hai- UNPROFESSIONAL BEHAVIOR GET TO WORK.

Zimenjarka quickly stands up, hiding the mental note from his ravenous sense of self-duty, and carefully begins looking towards the nearest entrance. He seems to be debating leaving or figuring out what Apinel did.

[Rai-CH]

The wiggler smiles.

Hi my name is actually i don't have a name most people have names but i don't i don't really know why i don't have a lot of things that normal trolls do like a name or a symbol or even horns so i don't really know but you have all of those things or at least you have a symbol and horns so i bet you have a name to is it a good name like traume or annika or asteio because those are all fun names that i really like and i bet you are really nice except you don't look so nice you look kinda mean why do you have funny things on your face those look weird why don't i have those you talk funny

Man this kid talks fast. Abioye can barely keep up with what the wiggler is even saying.
"Good God, Kid. $low down. How th£ h£ll am I m£ant to an$w£r any qu£$tion$ wh£n you'r£ alr£ady talk£n about $om£th£n compl£t£ly diff£r£nt...
And for your information, I talk p£rf£ctly fin£ and th£$£ fin$ ar£ a $ign of royalty, thank you v£ry much. Hav£n't you b££n taught about how to r£$p£ct $£adw£ll£r$ lik£ m£?""

and then another wiggler walks in. Great. Abioye finishes his tea and then orders a cocktail. He sighs and downs the whole thing in one gulp.

((Oh no, we've reached 100 pages! Should we wait for Whosit to go online and create the next topic?))

[Monster X]

((That's prob. the best bet, but I'm leaving in like, a minute. So I probably don't need to worry...))

[inexplicableSigns]

"whats a seadweller and why do they have fins that seems really silly i mean you don't fly right and sorry for talking so fast it's just kind of how i am i guess you can just answer whatever questions you want and ignore the others ones if you can't keep up that would be totally fine and yeah i guess you talk alright but it reminds me of one of my buddies and he turned out to be crazy and he hwas honking and all kinds of weird stuff and i don't really like him anymore"
Oh god is this wiggler even stopping to breath i don't think it is

[Kuru Seed]

The green motif wiggler notices the other wiggler hassling some poor seadweller and promptly forgets he was trying to barter for some faygo with a purrbeast hide and runs over to him leaving the hide behind and stops next to him and whoever the seadweller is

hey there slunce i didnt know you came here too

[Rai-CH]

"J££z kid, who th£ h£ll rai$£d you?
W£ll, $£adw£ll£r$ ar£ troll$ at th£ top of th£ ha£mo$p£ctrum. Th£y hav£ fin$ lik£ thi$ b£cau$£ th£y liv£ und£rwat£r and no w£ don't fly. What po$£$$£d you to think that.
Al$o, $£adw£ll£r$ ar£ v£ry $p£cial troll$ b£cau$£ of our $tatu$. You ar£ actually m£ant to gr££t u$ with utmu$t r£$p£ct, $uch a$ call£n u$ '$ir' or 'Madam"."
Abioye then proceeds to fill the wiggler's thinkpan with bullshit about seadwellers and how much more amazing they are then everyone else.

[Kuru Seed]

Traume listens to Abioye next to his friend talk then interrupts saying

haha fishy smelling person talks funny

[inexplicableSigns]

The wiggler blinks.
"I agree with Traume."

...
one sentence?
ONE?
Okay you've GOT to be fucking with his head.

[Rai-CH]

Abioye is getting increasingly annoyed with the wigglers. He has to restrain himself from completely going off at them.
"Ok, $o w£ £$tabli$h£d that I talk funny. Ok, l£t'$ l£av£ it at that. Now, how about you kids go play in that lov£ly wiggl£r funbox ov£r th£r£? I'm $ur£ it'$ ab$olut£ly fuck£n fanta$tic"
He points to some sad-looking cardboard box in the corner with his cane.

Abioye did you seriously just swear in front of the wigglers. THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU.

((Welp. I'm off again. Night everyone~))

[inexplicableSigns]

i think that was a really mean word that you used and you really shouldn't use it especially not when my lusus is listening look at it you got it all angry now it is going to want to sit on someones head and eat them and i hate it when they do that but oh well not important also yes you talk funny that is what we agreed you talk really funny way funnier than

oh hey traume i met that rainbow drinker lady she was really nice she made me tea and cake and i think she wanted me to try drinking some blood but i said no because that would make my lusus sad she was really nice and she was totally glowing and it was soooo coooool i even know where she lives now but i didn't tell her about you

[Kuru Seed]

Traume sort of yawns from the lack of caffeine as he listens to both of them then suddenly becomes alert at the mention of a rainbow drinker

oh really she was nice wow thats not at all what my books tell me

[inexplicableSigns]

(( And we might want to wrap it up so we can wait for the new thread :T))

The wiggler nods and picks Traume up, displaying surprising strength.
"Yup now come here and sit with me because i need to take a nap and i don't want any mean trolls bugging me while i am asleep so i am enlisting your services as a guard at least for a little while i hope you don't mind in exchange when i wake up i will tell you all about the rainbow drinker lady and we will go see her
They also put several hundred caeger on the table before putting Traume down on one side of the booth and passing out in the other. That is enough money to buy a loooot of Faygo.

[Kuru Seed]

um ok im okey with.... *yawn* that

Traume falls asleep rather easily after being put to rest on a chair

[Captain Whosit]

Eat, drink, and be merry.