FEBRUARY FREE-FOR-ALL: Frills and Frocks For Forgotten Fools! [Genderfuckery Thread]

[olivia]

Crossposting this

Lots of Gamzees in dresses people

I'm also working on some more because I am a strange, strange person

Gender-Confused Sollux is my favorite dress, although the "He's getting married to himself" joke is hysterical.

[doctorSaccharine]

Wow thanks guys!

Here's another one



This just goes to show that I will never use MS paint again

[Twigwise]

Wow thanks guys!

Here's another one



This just goes to show that I will never use MS paint again use only MS paint in this fashion for the rest of my life

Fix'd that for you.

[Hazel]

Gamzee marrying himself will probably enter my headcanon.

Also, I sort of want that hat.

[A Fan]

Marrying himself to himself.

gAmZeE mAkArA, dO yOu TaKe ThIs MoThErFuCkIn TrOlL tO bE yOuR lAwFuLlY rEdRoMmEd MaTeSpRiT?
fuck yeah.
AnD dO yOu, GaMzEe MaKaRa, MoThErFuCkIn TaKe ThIs TrOlL tO bE yOuR lAwFuLlY rEdRoMmEd MaTeSpRiT?
FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER.
i NoW pRoNoUnCe Me MoThErFuCkIn FlUsHeD. I mAy KiSs ThE pErSoNaLiTy DiSoRdEr.

[doctorSaccharine]

I

am

so

happy



I'll make more I swear

The strange strange people threads need a lot more love

[Twigwise]

I offer this awesome thread a silly and quickly-done sketch:

D--> Nepeta
D--> Nepeta what in the world are you doing
D--> This is abso100tely ridic001ous
D--> I 100k like some sort of
D--> I dont know
D--> Pail confused wriggler

[olivia]

Marrying himself to himself.

gAmZeE mAkArA, dO yOu TaKe ThIs MoThErFuCkIn TrOlL tO bE yOuR lAwFuLlY rEdRoMmEd MaTeSpRiT?
fuck yeah.
AnD dO yOu, GaMzEe MaKaRa, MoThErFuCkIn TaKe ThIs TrOlL tO bE yOuR lAwFuLlY rEdRoMmEd MaTeSpRiT?
FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER.
i NoW pRoNoUnCe Me MoThErFuCkIn FlUsHeD. I mAy KiSs ThE pErSoNaLiTy DiSoRdEr.

That... that was beautiful. I love you.

[audience_cat]

I offer this awesome thread a silly and quickly-done sketch:

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D--> Nepeta
D--> Nepeta what in the world are you doing
D--> This is abso100tely ridic001ous
D--> I 100k like some sort of
D--> I dont know
D--> Pail confused wriggler

Uh, Equius, I think you might be having a wardrobe malfunction there....
XD

Also that Gamzee minific is pure gold.

[Alberio]

Marrying himself to himself.

gAmZeE mAkArA, dO yOu TaKe ThIs MoThErFuCkIn TrOlL tO bE yOuR lAwFuLlY rEdRoMmEd MaTeSpRiT?
fuck yeah.
AnD dO yOu, GaMzEe MaKaRa, MoThErFuCkIn TaKe ThIs TrOlL tO bE yOuR lAwFuLlY rEdRoMmEd MaTeSpRiT?
FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER.
i NoW pRoNoUnCe Me MoThErFuCkIn FlUsHeD. I mAy KiSs ThE pErSoNaLiTy DiSoRdEr.

This fanbase comes up with the most beautiful things.

[Hazel]

I want those to be my wedding vows.

[Missy]

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(sorry)

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[olivia]

YES. I LOVE YOU.

(Equius the milkmaid! :3 )

[Taveena]

I-I can't even decide which one I love the most there. So beautiful... they should have sent a poet.

[umibouzu]

missy: i just followed you over here from the fanart thread. oh. my. god. i'm nosebleeding to death over sollux. and is that... card captor sakura bro??

[Vasch]

dat sollux agfkls
He was going to be my favorite
and then I saw Bro

I could never choose ;u;

[Gunge]

CrossBro
Dude, I have no further comment than you just won so many internets

[audience_cat]

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I have a tiny screen, so at first all I could see were Sollux, Karkat, Gamzee and Tavros, and I squeed out loud over Tavros because eeeee, so cute! His pose and hopefull expression and then I noticed Karkat's stockings and how awesome Sollux's outfit was AND THEN THERE WAS MORE.
Loving Equius' bandana! In fact, all of Equius has to be my favourite, although Tavros comes a close second. And then Dave's all like John, you being all I'm-an-aderpable-idiot-in-a-dress is seriously killing the irony of this. AND THEN BRO adsgdfkjd <3

[lexavian]

Oh my god that tavros is SO CUTE! god and that BRO! and karkat's and eridan's expressions!!! *passes out from all the excitement*

[A Fan]

CrossBro
Dude, I have no further comment than you just won so many internets

Seriously. Any Internets I might have won with the Gamzee vows? Gone. You won them more and better.

[draconicAlgorithm]

I was informed that I must crosspost this over from the fanfiction thread.

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WARNING: This story contains magical girl transformations and crossdressing. The author is not responsible for any side effects of reading said story, including headaches, nausea, and temporary or permanent blindness.

Kore Wa Troll Desu Ka?

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-- carcinoGenetecist [CG] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG] --

CG: WHY AM I DOING THIS.
CG: THIS IS COMPLETELY IDIOTIC.
GG: karkat, i told you, this chainsaw will help you defeat jack!
GG: now just buck up and be a man and say the pretty words
CG: JADE, THIS CHAINSAW IS PINK.
CG: FUCKING PINK.
CG: ALSO MY STRIFE SPECIBUS IS NOT ALLOCATED FOR CHAINSAWS.
GG: god, karkat, stop being such a fuckass about this!!!
GG: i told you, it doesn't need to be in your strife specibus to use!
CG: THEN GET KANAYA TO USE IT.
CG: SHE AT LEAST KNOWS HOW TO WIELD THE FUCKING THINGS.
GG: kanaya isn't the leader!
GG: you have to use it, to beat jack!
GG: seriously, karkat, just try it once!
GG: and if it doesn't work, i'll leave you alone
CG: JEGUS FUCK, FINE, I'LL TRY IT.

Karkat glared daggers at the screen for a long moment, trying to communicate how much hedid not want to do this through sheer force of willpower. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Finally, he sighed and stood up, leaving his husktop lying on the floor. Instead, he turned his gaze to the aforementioned chainsaw, sitting about a foot away. It was freshly alchemized—somehow, Jade had come up with it and sent him the code, which he alchemized himself. Now he was sitting alone in his respite block on the meteor. In case this went as badly as his digestive sac was telling him it was going to, he wanted to at least be alone where no one could see him.

He picked up the chainsaw in one hand. It wasn't too light, but it wasn't too heavy, either. He could probably wield it decently if he had to. It was no sickle, but it would do. He set it down once more to type something on his computer.

CG: SO, WHAT WERE THE WORDS AGAIN?
GG: jeez karkat, i told you once!

Karkat blinked as he read over the incantation yet again, attempting to sound out the words as he read them. Then, he scowled.

CG: AND IT STILL MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING SENSE.
GG: and i told you, it's because they're in another language!
GG: now quit dawdling and say them!

He scowled, but he finally picked up the chainsaw again. He glanced at the words on the screen once more, steeled himself for the worse, and began.

"Nomobuyo, yoshi, hashitawa, dokeda, gunmicha, de, ribura!" As soon as he began to speak, he started to feel something in the air around him awaken. The weapon hummed under his touch, as if recognizing him as someone worthy of wielding its full potential. As the syllables drew on, it began to glow bright pink. The glow spread, up his arms and through his chest to the rest of his body. A warm, tingling sensation accompanied it, one that made him feel empowered and ready for anything.

He thought that was it. He was horribly, horribly wrong.

All at once, his entire world turned a soft, pastel pink, accented by bright light. For a brief second, he realized that he was no longer wearing anything, but this was quickly remedied. Ribbons materialized out of nothing, tugging themselves in place around him without any obvious thought of his own comfort. He was pushed and pulled in what seemed to be every direction at once, and he had no time to respond. Then, with tiny pops, the ribbons congealed into proper clothing, if one could even call it that—white gloves, slippers similar to those worn by ballerinas, a pink dress covered in bows and lace and frill—and soon, after a button hat appeared on his head, the pink faded and he was left standing alone in his respite block. The blade of the chainsaw glowed with letters spelling KARKAT, but even that darkened soon enough.

For a moment, power and confidence coursed through him. He suddenly felt as though he could do anything, defeat anyone, and come back with nothing more than a smug grin on his face. He was unbeatable, untouchable, and…

Oh gog, he was wearing a dress. Not just a dress, a frilly fucking pink dress and white hose that reached half way up his thighs and slippers and gloves and oh gog why were the trailing ends of the bow tied around his waist so fucking long—

CG: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, HARLEY, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY I CAN THINK OF, AND I'M GOING TO DRAG IT OUT UNTIL YOU BEG FOR ME TO JUST END YOUR LIFE.
CG: YOU JUST HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH PAIN YOU HAVE BROUGHT UPON YOURSELF.
CG: NO IDEA.
GG: aw karkat, i think you look adorable!
CG: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SADISTIC EXCUSE FOR A SENTIENT CREATURE.

Of course. He'd almost forgotten about her goggles that let her see different places through space. He ripped the hat off his head and threw it to the ground, stomping on it viciously. Then, he realized she had typed more.

GG: okay, as funny as this is, i was actually being serious!
GG: i know it looks ridiculous, but this outfit does make you stronger
GG: it gives you 100 times the courage, and 10 million times the defense!
CG: I DON'T CARE IF IT MAKES ME SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF MY FUCKING HORNS
CG: I AM NOT WEARING THIS THING IN FRONT OF ANYONE ELSE.
GG: not even for terezi?
CG: ESPECIALLY NOT FOR TEREZI
GG: heehee, too bad she's coming to see you!
CG: WHAT

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

It was at that moment that Karkat heard a knock at the door of his respite block.

"Oh, Karkles! I have a question for you!" He realized that he must have forgotten to lock the door, because soon enough it was opening on its own.

Oh shit.

"Karkat, I—" Terezi began, and then she paused mid sentence. He just stared at her, his eyes impossibly huge and terrified, and she took a long, deep sniff. Once she finished, a calculating, positively devious smile crawled across her black lips.

"I can explain!" Karkat said quickly.

"I'm sure you can," Terezi replied slowly. "But I'm not sure that I want to hear it." With a cackling laugh, she left the room and shut the door behind her. Karkat thumped down on the floor, painfully aware of the fact that the skirt of the dress settled almost prettily around him.

Dear sweet jegus. Magical chainsaw or not, he was NEVER going to live this down.

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Ahaha, yeah. I started watching the anime Kore Wa Zombie Desu Ka? with one of my friends today, and it involves the main character (who is both male and a zombie) going through a transformation sequence into a magical girl outfit. Subsequently, I couldn't get this idea out of my head.

This is probably why I shouldn't watch anime...

Also this thread is amazing. I haven't had the chance to say that yet but it is. I love all of you.

[dhromed]

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Your clothing is awesome!

I find it interesting that you gave Eridan a long dress with waistband, because a month ago, I totally independently sort of did the same!



I guess it just works for him.

[RNA]

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Oh god. Sollux, Tavros and John are going to make me die of cute. Gamzee's outfit is fucking perfect and I love everyone else's outfits too.

[Blueberry]

Oh goodness that is glorious.

(but you should probably spoiler it, Missy, it's kinda stretching out the page)

[Missy]

missy: i just followed you over here from the fanart thread. oh. my. god. i'm nosebleeding to death over sollux. and is that... card captor sakura bro??

Well, I tried to make bro a generic anime magic girl, so it's not really supposed to be any specific show

Hehehe many thanks you guys!!

@dhromed that is awesome. Forumite alexiorsay told me eridan should be in a ball gown and I complied. I think it suits him.

@blueberry sorry about that!