TROLLSLUM CAFE IX: Yeah! Still!

[Captain Whosit]

(Like I'm going to keep coming up with creative titles.)

Alright, I would just like to start out with a little message. I would like to remind everyone of the big bolded stuff at the bottom of this post. I know that trolls, and some of the other creatures that have been appearing, can tend to be rather rowdy, but I have become a bit concerned lately that it sometimes gets out of hand. I just want to remind everyone that the intent of the Cafe is to be a place to get some free-form, social RP going. Obviously, some rough-housing will be inevitable, but please avoid using characters who are likely to provoke hostile responses by their very nature. I would like the general emphasis to be on social interaction, rather than anti-social interaction.

I do not want to be a cop, but I do want to make sure that this thread is an inviting place for everyone. So, please, do have a good time, but try not to go overboard. I would like the Cafe to be as inviting to new players as possible.

Every where you go, there's places like this; a comfortable place, dimly lit, with coffee and couches and books on the shelves and free wifi and, I don't know, a soup of the day. After the sun comes up they put up the shutters and sell alcohol. It's homey, unless your homelife involves caves and monsters that eat people, which it probablv does, because you're a troll.

It's a good place to have a seat and a cup of coffee, and make a friend, which in your language is the same word as enemy, because... you're a troll.

((And if you are maybe a human, which is a thing that doesn't exist, in another univere pretending to be a troll, maybe this is a good place to roleplay in a casual, social, variably canon setting or try out a new character. Please don't poke the setting too hard and please don't go on any murderous rampages. Honk.

EDIT: Feel free to NPC service when you order something, I can't watch this all the time or reply to every comment. For that matter feel free to assume your troll works here and fill someone's order if you want.

EDIT2: OKAY GUESS WE NEED SOME RULES AFTER ALL.

This is really intended to be a loose social setting for people to fool around and chat and try new characters. It is a not great place for a big brawl in the middle of the room that everyone pretty much has to react to. If you are playing a character who is inevitably going to try and hurt people and provoke this kind of thing, you should really think long and hard about bringing them in here for that reason. If a fight comes up in the course of RP, please take it ''outside' instead of disrupting the whole room. It being in the thread is fine, but it should be set somewhere where new people or people who don't want to be involved can ignore it, please. ))

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[Flamerider64]

Ava couldn't help but notice Apinel, who seemed to be working on notes, which she undoubtly recognised as psychological notes.
Someone in on her trade eh?

[scintillatingMoniker]

Apinel hadn't noticed Ava yet, mainly because she was updating her psychological notes on herself and trying hard to resist the urge to doodle on the back page. Professionalism...

[Crumblehop]

Hervay woke up from sleeping on his currently on Husktop.

[Rio]

Razel enters because I haven't weirded anyone out with her maturity lately.

[Crumblehop]

Razel enters because I haven't weirded anyone out with her maturity lately.

((Fantastic.))

[ZDG]

Oh hey getty

[Captain Whosit]

((I added links to the old threads in the OP in case anyone feels like lookin' at them.))

[Rio]

Razel looks around. It's quiet today.
Oh hey another wiggler. Razel waves.

[ZDG]

Gatrea waves too.
Well, looks like Plader isn't here.
Nor is mean-Plader-lookalike.

[Crumblehop]

Hervay sits idly. He's glad he's away from the hive; fucking Pathos.

[Flamerider64]

Ava brushes herself up with decorum, and presents herself to Apinel.


Excuse me.

You seem to be into psychological observation, I can tell.
How does that treat you?

((To be perfectly honest, Ava has got to stop knowing so many of your trolls, SM, she gets around too often to such a narrow cone))

[MostlyHarmless]

Well Krsnik has either left or is still hiding behind the bar with Mell. Soooo.... More wigglers!



X=This=looks=like=a=nice=place=right=Mr=Snuffles?= X

((Trying out a less frustrating quirk. Also no AB sprites at the moment, deal with it.))

[FlyingFrogSlash]

Mitrah yawns, and wakes up. As she sits up and looks around She notices a Note From Salom. She eagerly Reads it, only to be puzzled slightly by not bothering Ava...after all, she hasn't ever bothered her to her knowledge...oh well~ Hopping out of her seat she makes her way across the cafe to Gatrea.

Hi Gatrea Friend! Someone Said that you got Eaten!

[scintillatingMoniker]

((EDIT: I got ninja'd by like THE ENTIRE THREAD))

Apinel glances up at Ava and smiles slightly.

Oh yeps, I find 7roll ppsychology in7ereps7ing indeed. Par7icularily how 7he majori7y of our pspecies appear 7o have psome form of men7al dipsorder.

Including mypself. She decidesn not to say that last part.

I'm apspsuming you 700 are a ppsychologips7, or a7 leaps7 in7ereps7ed.



And now Plader is here just because I said so

[Crumblehop]

Well Krsnik has either left or is still hiding behind the bar with Mell. Soooo.... More wigglers!



X=This=looks=like=a=nice=place=right=Mr=Snuffles?= X

((Trying out a less frustrating quirk. Also no AB sprites at the moment, deal with it.))

((OH MY GOD IT'S SO CUTE))
Hervay spots the little wiggler with the decrepit sock puppet and smiles.

[FlyingFrogSlash]

((HOLY- ITS PUPPET GIRL! SHE IS SO CUTE~! MUST MAKE MITRAH INTRODUCTION!))

[ZDG]

Yaaaaaaaay~
Gatrea rushes to give Mitrah a quick hug, then jumps into Pladers' arms.

[FlyingFrogSlash]

She giggles and Hugs Her Friend Back, and waves at Plader.

Mitrah is suddenly distacted by a new voice, and turning around, she sees the other little troll girl, this one with a sock puppet. Her attention now fully on her "New Friend" She Dashes over, skidding to a stop just infront of her. Hi~! My name Is Mitrah! Will you Be my Friend? What is that? Do you Like Cookies? You look really nice!

[scintillatingMoniker]

Plader gives Gatrea a little hug.

H<h<h, good to s<< you too.>

[Flamerider64]

The Golden-Blooded Guardian struts in, zippers and all.
Nothing new it seems...

|=|You-know-when-I-first-came-here-M
|=|I-said-I-would-have-a-go-on-that-mechanical-bull-M
|=|I-never-did-that-M
|=|And-now-I'm-going-to-have-a-ride-on-that-mechanical-bull-M

[ZDG]

And then Narthex got in and

Little girl. No Eyes? Must be possesed.
He approaches Plader.
-|- May i ask you why does that girl has no pupils? -|-

[Crumblehop]

The Golden-Blooded Guardian struts in, zippers and all.
Nothing new it seems...

|=|You-know-when-I-first-came-here-M
|=|I-said-I-would-have-a-go-on-that-mechanical-bull-M
|=|I-never-did-that-M
|=|And-now-I'm-going-to-have-a-ride-on-that-mechanical-bull-M

((==> RIDE MECHANICAL BULL LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL))

[scintillatingMoniker]

Ok/\y, this could b< th< st/\rt of my n<w nonviol<nc< thing, just tr</\t him you don't think h<'s /\ thr</\t to G/\tr</\ /\t /\ll.>

Why do you w/\nt to know?>

Fucking h<ll th/\t's not wh/\t I m</\nt /\nd I know it.>

[Flamerider64]

I fancy myself an experienced Psychotherapist.
Al principio, I came here for my own studies.
But now I frequent this area for social priority.