Re: Guys, I think there's a problem with the ads on MSPA.
Yeah, the ad really doesn't give it justice. The webcomic in itself is good. Not that good, but there's a certain story to it.
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
Stormspirit: Witch of Heart, Thief of Fun, Queen of Awesome, Witch of Art and proud member of the Horrorterror Hug Squad Folders Dani is the coolest but MW is much cooler Facepalm Compendium
Sigquotes
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
There is no word of sufficient nuance and complexity to describe your relationship with it. I hereby commission SleepingOrange to devise one.
™ Slikutkilst ™
Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula
Re: Guys, I think there's a problem with the ads on MSPA.
Probably related to the troll dating thing? I don't know, I didn't dare clicking it.
Best quotes ever:
Originally Posted by jasperkf
Originally Posted by Ixelrod
I just wish thirteen year old girls looked like Vriska five years ago. Yes, complete with gray skin and horns.
Fascinating. Tell me about your mother.
Originally Posted by Bluecho
Originally Posted by Ixelrod
Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic
Can someone tell me what a heartstring is? I still do not understand.
It's the origin of the phrase, "striking a chord".
Basically, it's like if someone tugs on your heart strings, it means they've played a chord that resonates with your heart. An emotional syncronization, if you pardon the less-than-apt metaphor.
Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic
So, Andrew is performing surgery on certain readers? Is he licensed?
Originally Posted by The Orange Man
Originally Posted by Mikker
We do need to see more Vriska.
Why doesn't Homestuck focus more in Vriska?
I mean seriously, we get more Gamzee than Vriska now...
If you arrange every panel of homestuck in a mosaic 1025 panels wide, you will find that it forms a portrait of Vriska.
Originally Posted by Diminuitive Calvin
So this is more of a weird coincidence:
I was looking through a february issue of the New Yorker. It had an article about potentially dangerous asteroids, and a "planetary defense foundation" called B612.I didn't think it was all that startling, but then these three cartoons followed it:
0_0 definitely a total tribute to MSPA
Originally Posted by Riou
What is a Bro.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
Now that you mention it, I am feeling a bikgnkjbv lvfklvhnkj
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
GUYS.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I told you motherfuckers.
She will be my wife.
Originally Posted by Malisteen
I will throw rice at you so hard. You have no idea how hard, you will all be saying "ow, I wish that fat fuck wasn't throwing the rice so gog damned hard, how the fuck does he even throw rice that hard with those weak-ass noodle arms?"
Other people will be looking on, saying "man, calm down, it's just rice. You need to chill your punk ass down," and I'll be all "NOOOO! MUST THROW RICE! YEEARGH!"
Also quotes, but of the "Oh my god everything makes sense now!" kind.
Originally Posted by GideonWells
Originally Posted by Newlemming
Hmm.. so Jack's been going around murdering the dreamselves. We already know what's happening here.
Jack has acquired the knowledge post-scratch of the regicidal older Noir who's currently in the Troll's incepisphere.
He knows that killing off the dream-kids before they can God Tier will make things much more one-sided. Derse-sided, specifically.
Sorry if this was obvious to everyone else.
I'm not sure it is that complicated. Ignoring Jack and the Midnight Crew the game would still be locked into a stalemating cold war. Each side would get the same upgrades. I believe Jack is Sburb's chaos causing construct designed to break up the stalemate. Hussie used the example of Bowser in Super Mario games when describing Jack and other constructs. They follow a programming. Outside of player induced changes of plans they would do the same thing over and over, same core personalities until player events forces changes.
* PM's interactions show that Jack Noir regularly sends low level minions and others on assassination attempts attempts.
* Judging by his lack of prototyped clothes with meeting Karkat, it looks like he and the BQ always get in a fight over wearing silly outfits.
* Judging by Karkat's introduction to Jack, Jack encounters a kid and stabs them. It should be on one of their worlds.
- If Kid survives he adjusts his plans and activates the Regicide Quest against the Black Queen. (Remember, he stabbed Karkat).
- If Kid dies, he shrugs and continues on with his programming of hunting down all the players.
- In this regard I think Jack servers as Sburb's "enrage" timer. You aren't leveling fast enough on your planets? Jack kills you. Taking too long to even get into the game (supposed to start playing at 13, not 15.5 silly alpha kids)? Jack kills you.
* Letting Jack get a ring speeds up the game considerably. Bec Noir is a threat because you aren't supposed to prototype the first guardian. There looks to be a window of time kill him without this messing the game up beyond repair:
- If Jack get the ring because you haven't leveled enough after starting the quest, he kills you for going too slow.
- Considering Jack killed the BK and the game continued, this may or may not be a hard enrage. If so, this is another you fail Sburb by going too slow.
TL, DR: Jack is Sburb's "You are taking to long. WIPE! " mechanism. The alpha kids are 2.5 years late getting into Sburb so Sburb is wiping the raid.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
Something a lot of people forget is that regardless of how hopeless eridan was in romance and in life he was one of the most badass trolls ever.
Dude killed monsters everyday in order to feed an even bigger monster. He literally held his species survival in his hands at 6 sweeps, and no one was really worried because he made killing giant troll-eating monsters look that easy. They mistook personality for skill, and one thing he had a lot of was skill. He was studying conquerors and shit at that age too. His desk was full of war campaign maps. tool or not the man had shit locked down.
He was also one of the most fashionable trolls and his pants were hands down the best. And he pioneered wearing scarfs constantly, and pulling it off with ease. And a cape that makes you more badass when you take it off? Pure style.
Before Sgurb he was in the top 4 strongest trolls easy, along with Sollux,Vriska, and Equius (and Vriska is questionable since she could not control her dice back then).
And he went through the entire game without upgrading shit, while fighting a planet full of things trying to kill him that scared everyone else off with how fucking strong they are.
And he killed them all in a month.
After this he finally gets an upgrade and casts fucking magic spells stronger than sollux's eyelasers.
No matter what your opinion, the man was badass, and even if you dont respect him you must acknowledge that.
She sleeps in tower ivory, she dreams in one of gold,
At once she is both young and dead and old.
She sees what is to happen, knows not what will unfold.
Fire took her dreams away, now emptiness rules sleep,
In bubbles ruled by creatures mad her sanity she keeps
And through the madness she becomes a wolf and not a sheep.
Now space is in her grasp, power great and vast
And on the golden inch she sails on ship of golden masts
To face a fiend of power cosmic, whose reign forever lasts.
How will this journey end, no one can be sure,
But however it will end, the universe she’ll cure.
John:
Zephyr his mount, sapphire his cape
The Heir arrives on wings of storm
Lightning his scepter, thunder his crown
The power of Breath the world does transform
Light on his feet, light in his heart
Greatness is his, his to perform
Potential endless, given by air
The power of Breath the world does transform
Joy rules him still, though darkness looms close
And sorrows and pain threaten to swarm
He rises above, the sky is his throne
The power of Breath the world does transform
Though kindness is his, cruelty cast aside
Threaten his kin, trouble their form
And prepare to reap a whirlwind of force
The power of Breath your hate will transform.
Rose:
At the tip of her wand seraphim dance
A ballet of strife with devils of chance.
Sable and Emerald duel for her mind;
If either prevails , her fate won’t be kind
At all times in control, except when she’s not.
Aberrations of dread foul feelers do send.
They whisper of treason, damnation and rot,
Of crimes she could never hope to amend.
She will not surrender, relinquish no sliver
Of her mind to the hunters that come from the void.
Fight them every step, she won’t falter or quiver;
She fights for herself, least she be destroyed.
With wizardry and light, the future she scouts,
The roll of the dice now her crystal ball,
And though what she sees may cause her some doubt
The Seer will never again be a thrall.
Furious Pariah, hard of shell
Herder of wolves, they bite at his ankles
Making his way through a hazy hell.
Hurried the midwife, doomed the born
Ruinous creator, tumorous doctor
He failed, for hatred now sworn.
In desolation lingers, never dares to hope
For he knows hope is a butcher
With his helplessness he cannot cope
Rage too betrayed him, bond asunder
Leaving a trail of corpses behind
The jester cares not if he goes under
Trapped in loathing, harried by temporal shades
Cursed by heretical plasma, hidden by shame
Jealousy grows, cultivated by sightless blades
Blindness sneers at him
Callousness will spare not a moment
His blood by loneliness made dim
Kanaya:
On sunny sands she walks, while others in darkness sleep.
Caring soul, ancestor to a generation that will never be born.
Care is met with cruelty, dealt by the spider’s sting,
Her love is repaid with indifference, pricks like the sharpest thorn.
Amphibian progeny she raises, watched by a warrior filled with pride
Haste her child will doom, the warrior demands it still, she obeys.
A universe is born only to die again.
Her love is repaid by stillbirth; her child will never see the light of day.
Fleeing from bladed death, her last hope has yet to hatch,
She shows compassion to a wounded soul, giving it a goal.
That hope is a devil in sheep’s skin, and burns all others.
Her love is repaid with treason, and in her heart a hole.
With vengeance she rises again, less and more than she was.
The devil is cleaved by a sword of teeth. It gives her no peace.
Now she searches for a space to call her own.
Her love is waiting for a balm that the pain will cease.
He is without equal, brain like a storm
Hateful and wretched, worthless worm
Wisdom and knowledge, power unknown
Ignorant fool, his fate does bemoan
Fierce is his mind, fierce his heart too
Cowardly maggot of red and blue
She was his best friend, she could have been more
He fired and fired, left nothing but gore
He saved her life, she kissed him and smiled
Shot through the chest, while he choked on bile
He did what he could, it wasn’t his fault
He failed like always, her death couldn’t halt
Blackness unfolds him, no more red and blue
Duality vanished, the dying shouts are gone
Peace at last, a final dark dawn.
Tranquility in emptiness
Rest in the void
Clarity in blindness
Unity in death.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty grooves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Re: Guys, I think there's a problem with the ads on MSPA.
Who the hell even makes those things with homestuck references in them?
Best quotes ever:
Originally Posted by jasperkf
Originally Posted by Ixelrod
I just wish thirteen year old girls looked like Vriska five years ago. Yes, complete with gray skin and horns.
Fascinating. Tell me about your mother.
Originally Posted by Bluecho
Originally Posted by Ixelrod
Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic
Can someone tell me what a heartstring is? I still do not understand.
It's the origin of the phrase, "striking a chord".
Basically, it's like if someone tugs on your heart strings, it means they've played a chord that resonates with your heart. An emotional syncronization, if you pardon the less-than-apt metaphor.
Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic
So, Andrew is performing surgery on certain readers? Is he licensed?
Originally Posted by The Orange Man
Originally Posted by Mikker
We do need to see more Vriska.
Why doesn't Homestuck focus more in Vriska?
I mean seriously, we get more Gamzee than Vriska now...
If you arrange every panel of homestuck in a mosaic 1025 panels wide, you will find that it forms a portrait of Vriska.
Originally Posted by Diminuitive Calvin
So this is more of a weird coincidence:
I was looking through a february issue of the New Yorker. It had an article about potentially dangerous asteroids, and a "planetary defense foundation" called B612.I didn't think it was all that startling, but then these three cartoons followed it:
0_0 definitely a total tribute to MSPA
Originally Posted by Riou
What is a Bro.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
Now that you mention it, I am feeling a bikgnkjbv lvfklvhnkj
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
GUYS.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I told you motherfuckers.
She will be my wife.
Originally Posted by Malisteen
I will throw rice at you so hard. You have no idea how hard, you will all be saying "ow, I wish that fat fuck wasn't throwing the rice so gog damned hard, how the fuck does he even throw rice that hard with those weak-ass noodle arms?"
Other people will be looking on, saying "man, calm down, it's just rice. You need to chill your punk ass down," and I'll be all "NOOOO! MUST THROW RICE! YEEARGH!"
Also quotes, but of the "Oh my god everything makes sense now!" kind.
Originally Posted by GideonWells
Originally Posted by Newlemming
Hmm.. so Jack's been going around murdering the dreamselves. We already know what's happening here.
Jack has acquired the knowledge post-scratch of the regicidal older Noir who's currently in the Troll's incepisphere.
He knows that killing off the dream-kids before they can God Tier will make things much more one-sided. Derse-sided, specifically.
Sorry if this was obvious to everyone else.
I'm not sure it is that complicated. Ignoring Jack and the Midnight Crew the game would still be locked into a stalemating cold war. Each side would get the same upgrades. I believe Jack is Sburb's chaos causing construct designed to break up the stalemate. Hussie used the example of Bowser in Super Mario games when describing Jack and other constructs. They follow a programming. Outside of player induced changes of plans they would do the same thing over and over, same core personalities until player events forces changes.
* PM's interactions show that Jack Noir regularly sends low level minions and others on assassination attempts attempts.
* Judging by his lack of prototyped clothes with meeting Karkat, it looks like he and the BQ always get in a fight over wearing silly outfits.
* Judging by Karkat's introduction to Jack, Jack encounters a kid and stabs them. It should be on one of their worlds.
- If Kid survives he adjusts his plans and activates the Regicide Quest against the Black Queen. (Remember, he stabbed Karkat).
- If Kid dies, he shrugs and continues on with his programming of hunting down all the players.
- In this regard I think Jack servers as Sburb's "enrage" timer. You aren't leveling fast enough on your planets? Jack kills you. Taking too long to even get into the game (supposed to start playing at 13, not 15.5 silly alpha kids)? Jack kills you.
* Letting Jack get a ring speeds up the game considerably. Bec Noir is a threat because you aren't supposed to prototype the first guardian. There looks to be a window of time kill him without this messing the game up beyond repair:
- If Jack get the ring because you haven't leveled enough after starting the quest, he kills you for going too slow.
- Considering Jack killed the BK and the game continued, this may or may not be a hard enrage. If so, this is another you fail Sburb by going too slow.
TL, DR: Jack is Sburb's "You are taking to long. WIPE! " mechanism. The alpha kids are 2.5 years late getting into Sburb so Sburb is wiping the raid.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
Something a lot of people forget is that regardless of how hopeless eridan was in romance and in life he was one of the most badass trolls ever.
Dude killed monsters everyday in order to feed an even bigger monster. He literally held his species survival in his hands at 6 sweeps, and no one was really worried because he made killing giant troll-eating monsters look that easy. They mistook personality for skill, and one thing he had a lot of was skill. He was studying conquerors and shit at that age too. His desk was full of war campaign maps. tool or not the man had shit locked down.
He was also one of the most fashionable trolls and his pants were hands down the best. And he pioneered wearing scarfs constantly, and pulling it off with ease. And a cape that makes you more badass when you take it off? Pure style.
Before Sgurb he was in the top 4 strongest trolls easy, along with Sollux,Vriska, and Equius (and Vriska is questionable since she could not control her dice back then).
And he went through the entire game without upgrading shit, while fighting a planet full of things trying to kill him that scared everyone else off with how fucking strong they are.
And he killed them all in a month.
After this he finally gets an upgrade and casts fucking magic spells stronger than sollux's eyelasers.
No matter what your opinion, the man was badass, and even if you dont respect him you must acknowledge that.
She sleeps in tower ivory, she dreams in one of gold,
At once she is both young and dead and old.
She sees what is to happen, knows not what will unfold.
Fire took her dreams away, now emptiness rules sleep,
In bubbles ruled by creatures mad her sanity she keeps
And through the madness she becomes a wolf and not a sheep.
Now space is in her grasp, power great and vast
And on the golden inch she sails on ship of golden masts
To face a fiend of power cosmic, whose reign forever lasts.
How will this journey end, no one can be sure,
But however it will end, the universe she’ll cure.
John:
Zephyr his mount, sapphire his cape
The Heir arrives on wings of storm
Lightning his scepter, thunder his crown
The power of Breath the world does transform
Light on his feet, light in his heart
Greatness is his, his to perform
Potential endless, given by air
The power of Breath the world does transform
Joy rules him still, though darkness looms close
And sorrows and pain threaten to swarm
He rises above, the sky is his throne
The power of Breath the world does transform
Though kindness is his, cruelty cast aside
Threaten his kin, trouble their form
And prepare to reap a whirlwind of force
The power of Breath your hate will transform.
Rose:
At the tip of her wand seraphim dance
A ballet of strife with devils of chance.
Sable and Emerald duel for her mind;
If either prevails , her fate won’t be kind
At all times in control, except when she’s not.
Aberrations of dread foul feelers do send.
They whisper of treason, damnation and rot,
Of crimes she could never hope to amend.
She will not surrender, relinquish no sliver
Of her mind to the hunters that come from the void.
Fight them every step, she won’t falter or quiver;
She fights for herself, least she be destroyed.
With wizardry and light, the future she scouts,
The roll of the dice now her crystal ball,
And though what she sees may cause her some doubt
The Seer will never again be a thrall.
Furious Pariah, hard of shell
Herder of wolves, they bite at his ankles
Making his way through a hazy hell.
Hurried the midwife, doomed the born
Ruinous creator, tumorous doctor
He failed, for hatred now sworn.
In desolation lingers, never dares to hope
For he knows hope is a butcher
With his helplessness he cannot cope
Rage too betrayed him, bond asunder
Leaving a trail of corpses behind
The jester cares not if he goes under
Trapped in loathing, harried by temporal shades
Cursed by heretical plasma, hidden by shame
Jealousy grows, cultivated by sightless blades
Blindness sneers at him
Callousness will spare not a moment
His blood by loneliness made dim
Kanaya:
On sunny sands she walks, while others in darkness sleep.
Caring soul, ancestor to a generation that will never be born.
Care is met with cruelty, dealt by the spider’s sting,
Her love is repaid with indifference, pricks like the sharpest thorn.
Amphibian progeny she raises, watched by a warrior filled with pride
Haste her child will doom, the warrior demands it still, she obeys.
A universe is born only to die again.
Her love is repaid by stillbirth; her child will never see the light of day.
Fleeing from bladed death, her last hope has yet to hatch,
She shows compassion to a wounded soul, giving it a goal.
That hope is a devil in sheep’s skin, and burns all others.
Her love is repaid with treason, and in her heart a hole.
With vengeance she rises again, less and more than she was.
The devil is cleaved by a sword of teeth. It gives her no peace.
Now she searches for a space to call her own.
Her love is waiting for a balm that the pain will cease.
He is without equal, brain like a storm
Hateful and wretched, worthless worm
Wisdom and knowledge, power unknown
Ignorant fool, his fate does bemoan
Fierce is his mind, fierce his heart too
Cowardly maggot of red and blue
She was his best friend, she could have been more
He fired and fired, left nothing but gore
He saved her life, she kissed him and smiled
Shot through the chest, while he choked on bile
He did what he could, it wasn’t his fault
He failed like always, her death couldn’t halt
Blackness unfolds him, no more red and blue
Duality vanished, the dying shouts are gone
Peace at last, a final dark dawn.
Tranquility in emptiness
Rest in the void
Clarity in blindness
Unity in death.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty grooves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
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Re: Guys, I think there's a problem with the ads on MSPA.
Originally Posted by Sir Pinkleton
I dunno guys, I'm coming around to the cheerfulness and absurdism of Hirsti's ads. I may not use his site, but I'm a fan of the ads.
I'm guessing you're yet to see the ones with illustrations in them...
Your name is PATRICK. You like VIDEO GAMES AND ANDREW HUSSIE'S MSPAs. You are an UN-STEREOTYPICAL AUSTRALIAN. Your Chumhandle is liquidMountain and you type with no quirks unless you are RPing as puzzlingMarksman. You have FORMSPRING which you don't use often. You also have TUMBLR, which is neato. Your Steam name is liquidMountain.
Sigquotes-
From these VERY SAME FORUMS
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
masterG has been banned for registering with a throwaway email address.
Temporary email services have now been banned through the software.
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
Dot Master G has been banned for being an alt of masterG.
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
MasterGII and MasterGIII have both been kind enough to provide us with additional temporary email providers and proxy IP addresses.
Also, he has found no purchase in his attempt to test my resolve.
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Chell, companion cube and Doug Rattman are part of a bizzare triangle.
Originally Posted by vengeanceCreed
VC: Okay, hmm. My drinkthink is telling me this calls for major celebratory beer consumption.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
you're welcome you assjack.
you are the Ass of Jack. Its you.
Your power is the ability to do Jack shit.
Originally Posted by just that guy
Originally Posted by *Sigh*
To finish one meal, or go on to the next course, that is the question!
ingest both at the same time and then thieve the silverware
Originally Posted by BenTheCoder
Met a fan while I was shopping in Ikea. Actually met her before, small world. Didn't talk much though since she didn't seem to switched on. We got on well though. Here is a pic of her while I was there: http://i.imgur.com/PihB1.jpg
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Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Oh my god your signature
Where did you get that
Did you make it oh my god
scratch my previous statement. I know exactly which one you are talking about. Based on my tentative knowledge of the australian legal system, I recall that the subject matter is deemed highly explicit, and posting it on the internet is punishable by up to 10 years in prison. Then again, that may just be new zealand. If you are intrigued, I am sorry for your nation's draconian censorship laws. If you are disgusted, I am entitled to my preferences. If you were talking about the one with kanaya and rose, and not the one with john and vriska, then you are now knowledgeable about Australian pornography statutes.
Woah wait what
But yeah I was talking about the Rose and Kanaya. It was hilarious. And I tried to open the John and Vriska one, but all I remembered was a sharp pain in the back of my head and waking up to the inside of a van with the Australian Government logo on it and being shovelled back into my house, being told "YOU KNOW NOTHING" by a mysterious red-headed woman with a very long nose.
So yeah, I liked that post 413 thing.
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The internet should be 16+.
No, they should make your internet service provider do a fucking IQ test.
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Current liquidMountain(CLM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRBug...eature=related
CaptainBlox (SG-11): what the hell?
Current liquidMountain(CLM): ikr
Current liquidMountain(CLM): It's like it's giving me a message
Current liquidMountain(CLM): something like
Current liquidMountain(CLM): IT'S DAYTIME GO FUCKING DO SOMETHING
From Pesterchum
CLM: .LOL BRB GUNNA HAMMER SOME BABIES.
CLM: .woah why did I even type that.
CLT: wwat
CNW: that is the greatest brb message i have ever seen
CNW: holy shit
CNW: the fact that its in caps makes it so much better
From elsewhere
"If all the village idiots... left their villages... and formed their own village... OF IDIOTS... in that village... YOU would be the village idiot."-Colin Lane
"Shut up, Mokoba. I'm busy flagging Youtube videos to compensate for the fact I have an extremely small penis."
Dear Atheists,
If God doesn't exist, then why does God exist?
Check and mate.
Searching for SOPA on Google Images results in images of soup...?
Heir of Space design originally by King of Clubs, new one by Chimervera. Then Ashdenej happened. And a SUPER RARE MYSTERY PILLOW avatar is being worked on by you-know-who...
Re: Guys, I think there's a problem with the ads on MSPA.
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
I'm guessing you're yet to see the ones with illustrations in them...
Oh no, I'm well aware of what utter craziness the standard they have. That's what makes it that much better. It's just so god damn ridiculous I can't help but smile.
There is no word of sufficient nuance and complexity to describe your relationship with it. I hereby commission SleepingOrange to devise one.
™ Slikutkilst ™
Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula
Re: Guys, I think there's a problem with the ads on MSPA.
This is just terrifying. (And I think they got kismesis and matesprits mixed up with each other! If you're gonna reference Homestuck, at least do it right! < )
Re: Guys, I think there's a problem with the ads on MSPA.
Originally Posted by ~ATH
This is just terrifying. (And I think they got kismesis and matesprits mixed up with each other! If you're gonna reference Homestuck, at least do it right! < )
Hirsty does it wrong. On purpose. To annoy everyone into going onto that site (Hint: Don't).
Land of Skyscrapers and Kangaroos (Sydney, Australia)
Posts
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Re: Guys, I think there's a problem with the ads on MSPA.
Hey what happened to S&W. The ads used to be so adorable.
Your name is PATRICK. You like VIDEO GAMES AND ANDREW HUSSIE'S MSPAs. You are an UN-STEREOTYPICAL AUSTRALIAN. Your Chumhandle is liquidMountain and you type with no quirks unless you are RPing as puzzlingMarksman. You have FORMSPRING which you don't use often. You also have TUMBLR, which is neato. Your Steam name is liquidMountain.
Sigquotes-
From these VERY SAME FORUMS
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
masterG has been banned for registering with a throwaway email address.
Temporary email services have now been banned through the software.
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
Dot Master G has been banned for being an alt of masterG.
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
MasterGII and MasterGIII have both been kind enough to provide us with additional temporary email providers and proxy IP addresses.
Also, he has found no purchase in his attempt to test my resolve.
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Chell, companion cube and Doug Rattman are part of a bizzare triangle.
Originally Posted by vengeanceCreed
VC: Okay, hmm. My drinkthink is telling me this calls for major celebratory beer consumption.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
you're welcome you assjack.
you are the Ass of Jack. Its you.
Your power is the ability to do Jack shit.
Originally Posted by just that guy
Originally Posted by *Sigh*
To finish one meal, or go on to the next course, that is the question!
ingest both at the same time and then thieve the silverware
Originally Posted by BenTheCoder
Met a fan while I was shopping in Ikea. Actually met her before, small world. Didn't talk much though since she didn't seem to switched on. We got on well though. Here is a pic of her while I was there: http://i.imgur.com/PihB1.jpg
(PRIVATE MESSAGES)
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Oh my god your signature
Where did you get that
Did you make it oh my god
scratch my previous statement. I know exactly which one you are talking about. Based on my tentative knowledge of the australian legal system, I recall that the subject matter is deemed highly explicit, and posting it on the internet is punishable by up to 10 years in prison. Then again, that may just be new zealand. If you are intrigued, I am sorry for your nation's draconian censorship laws. If you are disgusted, I am entitled to my preferences. If you were talking about the one with kanaya and rose, and not the one with john and vriska, then you are now knowledgeable about Australian pornography statutes.
Woah wait what
But yeah I was talking about the Rose and Kanaya. It was hilarious. And I tried to open the John and Vriska one, but all I remembered was a sharp pain in the back of my head and waking up to the inside of a van with the Australian Government logo on it and being shovelled back into my house, being told "YOU KNOW NOTHING" by a mysterious red-headed woman with a very long nose.
So yeah, I liked that post 413 thing.
From MC Forums
The internet should be 16+.
No, they should make your internet service provider do a fucking IQ test.
From Steam
Current liquidMountain(CLM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRBug...eature=related
CaptainBlox (SG-11): what the hell?
Current liquidMountain(CLM): ikr
Current liquidMountain(CLM): It's like it's giving me a message
Current liquidMountain(CLM): something like
Current liquidMountain(CLM): IT'S DAYTIME GO FUCKING DO SOMETHING
From Pesterchum
CLM: .LOL BRB GUNNA HAMMER SOME BABIES.
CLM: .woah why did I even type that.
CLT: wwat
CNW: that is the greatest brb message i have ever seen
CNW: holy shit
CNW: the fact that its in caps makes it so much better
From elsewhere
"If all the village idiots... left their villages... and formed their own village... OF IDIOTS... in that village... YOU would be the village idiot."-Colin Lane
"Shut up, Mokoba. I'm busy flagging Youtube videos to compensate for the fact I have an extremely small penis."
Dear Atheists,
If God doesn't exist, then why does God exist?
Check and mate.
Searching for SOPA on Google Images results in images of soup...?
Heir of Space design originally by King of Clubs, new one by Chimervera. Then Ashdenej happened. And a SUPER RARE MYSTERY PILLOW avatar is being worked on by you-know-who...