AdultStuck TOPIC II (The Last Update Of The Topic)

[The NL Penguin]

Remember. it doesn't matter if your innocent. Just that someone else is more guilty.

Scientists - Blame society for failing to accept and accommodate your genius.

Yes. This is the best plan of action. DO IT.

[Godfrey]

>FA: Hug back. Get LE to hug back too. Engage LOVETECH lvl 22: SHARING (HUGS) IS CARING.

You hug your mother back, tightly. You glance over at LE and realize she still looks pissed.

FA: LE!
LE: [|] What.
FA: Hug back.
LE: [|] I Don't Want To.
FA: Come on.
LE: [|] Nooooo.


Kanaya proceeds to kiss the top of your head, then your moirail's. You lean into it as well. LE just kind of struggles and looks grossed out.

She lets go of both of you, kneeling down so that she's around your level. She looks back and forth between you both with grave concern.

GA: Are Either Of You Hurt
GA: You Can Tell Me
FA: No, Mom. I stayed out of it.
LE: [|] I'm Fine.
GA: Are You Sure LE
GA: Between The Looting And The Jail Cell I Think I Should Take A Look At You
LE: [|] That Isn't Necessary.
GA: It Will Be All Right
LE: [|] No.
GA: Just A Quick Look
LE: [|] You're Not My Mother.
GA: Who Taught You How To Write And Be Calm
LE: [|] ...Okay, Fine.

LE winces as Kanaya grabs her cheek, looking her over.

GA: Hmmm
GA: You Have A Cut
GA: Hold On

Kanaya takes a band-aid out of her inventory, and places it on a small cut on LE's cheek...But not before kissing it.

LE: [|] BLECH!
GA: There We Go
FA: *giggles uncontrollably*
GA: I Just Had To Make Sure Neither Of You Were Hurt
GA: I Have To Ask Though
GA: Why Are You Picking On TM
LE: [|] He Was Hitting On FA.
FA: What?
FA: *I blush*
GA: It Didn't Look Like He Was Hitting On Her
GA: It In Fact Looked Like He Was Trying To Avoid Touching Her
LE: [|] But...
GA: I Noticed You Have Gotten Taller
GA: Have You Been Feeling Angrier And More Easily Agitated Lately
LE: [|] Maybe A Little...
GA: Tell Me The Truth
GA: Are You Going Through Puberty
LE: [|] ...Yes.
GA: Squee
GA: I Mean
GA: I See
FA: Uh...

(MORE LATER. POST TEREZI-RELATED SUGGESTIONS AND COMMANDS. AND I GUESS MORE KANAYA ONES.)

[NeonProdigy]

> Neon Prodigy: Squee at Kanaya squee-ing
> Terezi: BEGIN INTERROGATING THE CRIMINAL SCU- I mean children.
> LE: Gain an extra 20 points on your Mortification Meter.
> Mortification Meter: Be a real thing.
> Kanaya's Maternal Instincts: Hit overdrive.

[The Long Man]

Terezi: Engage ACE ATTORNEY MODE, BECOME VON KARMA
DT: OBJECTION

[The NL Penguin]

Terezi: Engage ACE ATTORNEY MODE, BECOME VON KARMA
DT: OBJECTION

Wait, so if DT is phoenix, does that make CT Maya? and I guess TM like... Ema or something? and then TS is like... Jean, that restaurant guy.

[AchillesAndTortoise]

>Terezi: You can't hear their conversation, but you can definitely smell it. NO MATTER HOW MUCH THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

[cSquared]

>Kanaya: So LE's hitting puberty...that means, you should give her The Talk. And FA too, since she's already here.
>Terezi: This TM kid sweats. You can clearly smell it. That must mean...it's his fault!

[kaoticAntagonist]

>LE: Be disgusted. Be disgusted in ways you have never imagined.

>Explain human reproduction while you are there.

>DT: Inquire as to the health of the new baby. And abomination-grub

[Taveena]

Terezi: Explain human reproduction as inaccurately as possible. Preferably involving babies actually being rejected, oversized germs.

[Turrnip]

>LE: Be disgusted. Be disgusted in ways you have never imagined.

>LE: Stop wanting to make out with your almost-mom?

[Lowtuff]

>LE: Engage AWKWARDTECH lvl 19: SWEAT WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND EQUIUS'S

[Lubiniki]

> Terezi: BEGIN INTERROGATING THE CRIMINAL SCU- I mean children.
> LE: Gain an extra 20 points on your Mortification Meter.
> Mortification Meter: Be a real thing.
> Kanaya's Maternal Instincts: Hit overdrive.

Terezi: Engage ACE ATTORNEY MODE, BECOME VON KARMA
DT: OBJECTION

Wait, so if DT is phoenix, does that make CT Maya? and I guess TM like... Ema or something? and then TS is like... Jean, that restaurant guy.

>Kanaya: So LE's hitting puberty...that means, you should give her The Talk. And FA too, since she's already here.
>Terezi: This TM kid sweats. You can clearly smell it. That must mean...it's his fault!

>LE: Be disgusted. Be disgusted in ways you have never imagined.

>Explain human reproduction while you are there.

>DT: Inquire as to the health of the new baby. And abomination-grub

Terezi: Explain human reproduction as inaccurately as possible. Preferably involving babies actually being rejected, oversized germs.

>LE: Engage AWKWARDTECH lvl 19: SWEAT WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND EQUIUS'S

I SECOND ALL OF THE ABOVE COMMANDS BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY THE BEST.

And since I haven't been very active on here.

[Zak TH]

>LE: Engage AWKWARDTECH lvl 19: SWEAT WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND EQUIUS'S

Yes. very much so, do this.

[medmedina007]

>Terezi:Taste the air for delicious wafts of flavor from the kids. Mmmmmm

>TS:Bore Terezi with STUPID VAMPIRE CRAP.

[kaoticAntagonist]

>Terezi: Ask DT about when the ectobiology machines might next be used.

i wonder what he smells like. probably... grapes. or blueberries. or blackberries.

MR. BL4CKB3RRY 4POC4LYPS3.

[tectonicRobot]

>LE: Engage AWKWARDTECH lvl 19: SWEAT WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND EQUIUS'S

3rded

[Turrnip]

>Terezi:Taste the air for delicious wafts of flavor from the kids. Mmmmmm

>TS:Bore Terezi with STUPID VAMPIRE CRAP.

YES YES YES YES YES.

[Godfrey]

>Terezi: Grin like a shark in front of a school of cornered minnows.

You give the crowd of children a big, wide, sharp smile. It is...completely terrifying.


CT: Uh.
CT: why are you...smiling?
TM: ====# Miss Pyrope?
GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3.
DT: thats not a good sign
DT: thats the "justice" look
CT: Oh fuck.
CT: we were +rying +o s+op +he loo+ers, I swear!
TM: =====# And I just crashed into the guard by accident!
DT: john and vriska told me to do it!
TS: I think I*m going to lie down.

TS coughs a little again. Terezi continues her terrifying poker face.

>DT: Inquire as to the health of the new baby. And abomination-grub

In a desperate attempt to switch subjects, DT decides it's a good idea to inquire about the new offspring.

DT: so
DT: how is the new strider
DT: and the horrible abomination i helped create
DT: against myy will, i can't stress that enough

Terezi suddenly frowns at the little purple blood.

DT: i think i just made something worse
DT: but i have no idea what

Terezi continues frowning.

DT: am i going to be culled?
GC: MR. BL4CKB3RRY 4POC4LYPS3?
DT: er.
DT: yyes?
GC: SHUT UP.
DT: yyes ma'am.

>Terezi: This TM kid sweats. You can clearly smell it. That must mean...it's his fault!

You smell a particularly flavorful sweat gently wafting your way from TM. You turn to him and scowl.

He gulps.

You step toward the cell bars.

He looks around in terror.

You leaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan forward.

He screams.

>Kanaya: So LE's hitting puberty...that means, you should give her The Talk. And FA too, since she's already here.

LE: [|] Oh Gog Oh Gog Oh Gog Oh Gog Oh Gog.
LE: [|] This Isn't Happening.
LE: [|] I Am Not Hearing This.
FA: Um...
GA: ...And That Is When The Nook Of The Second Participant...
FA: Um.
FA: Uh.
FA: Ew.
LE: [|] Oh Gog. This Is Horrible.
GA: And Then The Uh first Participant Just Takes The Bucket And...
FA: *I blush as bright blue as I possibly can*
LE:[|] This Is Horrible.
GA: And Then You Just Sort Of Lay Around And Talk About Your Feelings. Or Sleep. Now With Male And Female It Is A Lot Different
GA: FA
GA: I Am Looking At You[/COLOR]
FA: *I curl up in the fetal position*
LE: [|] No No No No...
GA: ...Be Sure To Tightly...
FA: Uuuuuuuugh!
GA: ...Now If It Is A Human Male You Have To Be A Lot More Careful Because...
FA: Gross!
FA: Ew!
FA: Mom!
GA: ...Snap Right Off.
FA: EUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!
FA: That's horrible!
GA: Now The Other Thing I Need To Discuss With Both Of You
GA: Especially LE Now That You Have Hit Puberty So Early
GA: Bras
LE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>Terezi: You can't hear their conversation, but you can definitely smell it. NO MATTER HOW MUCH THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

You inhale deeply, tasting the scents coming from the room Kanaya took her "kids" into. You recognize that combination of embarrassment and shame. Kanaya must be giving the talk ahead of time. You have such fond memories of the time your lusus gave you the ta-

Wait. Actually, no you don't. In fact, you're not entirely sure you and Karkat are even doing it right.

[The Long Man]

Terezi: Continue to terrify the kids with the SHARK SMILE
Terezi: Decide to ask Kanaya about the "correct" way after this is all over, just to be sure
Kids: Cower in terror
LE: Be disgusted, but secretly take ALL THE NOTES
FA: blush like you have never blushed before

[GenetiXientist]

Terezi: Elaborate on what exactly you and Karkat are doing.

[ArmsAreLoud]

In fact, you're not entirely sure you and Karkat are even doing it right.

Wat.

[ArsenicNog]

In fact, you're not entirely sure you and Karkat are even doing it right.

Wat.

I second this.

[tectonicRobot]

In fact, you're not entirely sure you and Karkat are even doing it right.

Wat.

I second this.

3rded for great justice

[ArmsAreLoud]

What are you guys even doing

Wat is not a command

[tectonicRobot]

I am just going Wat right now too.