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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    AP: Realize the cieling kitten must be PI. How else would she know the cieling fan was stolen.
    The wind shall be my guide, and it shall lead me to victory.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    PI congratulate CK.

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    >AP: Notice some of your friends and some... Other people. You think you know their faces. Or something. BAH WHO CARES YOU HAVE BETTER THING TO DO! LIKE... Like watching the ceiling. Yeah, whatever. Not. Interested. Nope. Not at all. Not even a lit- OK, just satisfy your curiosity now.

    Damn straight you don't care! Screw them! This ceiling and the mystery of ceilingKitten is MUCH more interesting! Besides, you can tell just from a glance that they looked so borrrrring. Especially the tall girl. You think she might be a hipster.

    Blegh! You are not going to look again.

    Not going to look.

    Not even if most of your friends are there and there's a tall girl.

    Especially not if there's a tall girl.

    Not gonna look, no sir.

    ...

    Fuck.



    >AP: Yell and wave franticly to get their attention.


    You quickly turn and look at the group as they head inside. You wave frantically to them

    AP: hEY!
    AP: hEY GUYS!
    AP: hEY!
    AP: hEY!
    AP: hEY!

    OR: ooh my god.
    AP: hEY!
    AP: hEY GUYS!
    AP: hEY!

    OR: sstop doing that!
    AP: hEY! hEY GUYS!
    AP: hEY!
    AP: hEY!
    AP: hEY!
    AP: hEY!

    OR: GGLUB GGLUB! FFUCK YOU!
    AP: sPACE!
    AP: i MEAN HEY GUYS!

    OR: tthey can't hear you!
    AP: uHM. LOOKS LIKE...
    AP: fERALANCIENT AND-

    OR: fFA?
    OR: ooh my god!
    OR: ssquee!
    OR: GGLUB GGLUB!

    AP: sTUPID FISH.
    AP: dON'T BE SO FUCKING LOUD.




    Meanwhile, Right after, at the LEGION OF DOOM FRONT DESK ==>

    A young, friendly looking boy (of the chat handle aesculapianAvowal) with black hair and a olive green shirt sits at the front desk, trying to relax. It's been a stressful day so far, but there appears to be no new patients coming in right now and he appreciates the quiet. He is, in fact, busy reading the newspaper when he hears footsteps approach.

    As he quickly puts away the newspaper, he is completely oblivious to the SWARM OF CHILDREN that are approaching him. In the middle of quickly cleaning up, he says:


    AA: Just sign in on the clipboard right there. What, or who, are you here for, if I may ask?
    GA: Hello Hippocrates
    GA: Nice To See You


    AA looks up slowly to see Terezi and Kanaya looking down at him.

    AA: Oh My Gods.

    He leans over in his chair and looks around them at the group of injured children behind.

    AA: Oh My Gods!

    twilightSparkle coughs up a little bit more glitter.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >AA: Flip the fuck out.

    >Someone: Ask what the fuck is with the glitter. Does he eat the stuff or... produce it somehow?

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Kids who aren't flipping out at the moment: Uh... smile and wave?.... okay, this dude is really freaking out here... maybe someone should try and ca-- welp, there goes that plan. Continue on, I suppose.
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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    ceilingKitten is watching you get well.

    > AA: Lead the injured group to help.
    "But he could say no more, for his face had been annihilated into a thin, bloody mist by a telephone pole."

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Quote Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud View Post
    I like how the two craziest and most unstable girls in the story are also AP's two potential love interests.

    Somebody is going to die, I just know it.
    wait, he has a crush on LE? This will be funny.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Quote Originally Posted by Godfrey View Post
    Meanwhile, Right after, at the LEGION OF DOOM FRONT DESK ==>
    aP: Suddenly realize that you're only wearing a hospital frock due to being in a hospital; go on a quest to find some pants-because DAMNIT, aggroPaladin wants pants too!
    Last edited by King_Grimlock; 05-11-2011 at 05:46 AM.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >AA: Use Doctortech LV. 27: Triage. Find out who is hurt worst, who needs what, and get the wheels of medicine moving!
    >AP: Attempt to enter ceiling in pursuit of this strange cat. Fail.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Did you sneak a Portal 2 reference in there? You sly dog B)

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >ceilingKitten: Be the Nepeta-Karkat clone mentioned in topic one!
    The glass is not just half empty, it is also laced with poison.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    > aP: enthusiastically greet friends. wearing only a hospital gown.
    > Awkwardness: Ensue
    > Awkwardness: be interrupted by explosion.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >Lowtuff: Notice that you snagged the #413 post on this thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mercury7 View Post
    >AA: Use Doctortech LV. 27: Triage. Find out who is hurt worst, who needs what, and get the wheels of medicine moving!
    >AP: Attempt to enter ceiling in pursuit of this strange cat. Fail.
    Also this.
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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >ceilingKitten: Be the Nepeta-Karkat clone mentioned in topic one!

    You cannot be the Nepeta-Karkat clone because he or she is too busy being a different person altogether!

    >AA: Use Doctortech LV. 27: Triage. Find out who is hurt worst, who needs what, and get the wheels of medicine moving!

    Hippocrates launches into medical overdrive, quickly examining each child. Most of them are going to be fairly easy...Just some minor injuries. Bandages at worst, asprin at best. The doctors will have any easy time with them, unless they find anything strange.


    The...sparkly kid is going to be a little harder, however, and will require special care...

    He probably shouldn't be coughing up dust like that.

    >AP: Attempt to enter ceiling in pursuit of this strange cat. Fail.

    Not long after this, you are standing on top of your bed, hopping up and down as you try to reach the ceiling with your stubby arms.

    AP: hUP!
    AP: fUCK.
    AP: hUP!
    AP: fOR FUCK'S SAKE.
    AP: aLLEYOOP!
    AP: gOG DAMMIT!
    AP: wHO BUILT THIS CEILING!

    OR: wwhat are you doing?
    AP: cHASING A SUSPECT!
    AP: hUP!
    AP: oH FUCK ME!

    OR: iin the ceiling?
    OR: yyou are a very weird boy.
    AP: sHUT THE HELL UP.
    AP: i THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME!


    You make a big leap, nearly touching the ceiling...Annnnd then you fall back onto the bed. On your ass. Unfortunately you bounce right off the bed and land ass up on the cold hard floor.

    AP: oW.
    OR: hhahahahaha!
    OR: GGLUB GGLUB!

    AP: sHUT UP!
    AP: fISHY ASSHOLE.


    The multiverse having a sense of humor, it is of course at this point that FA, TM, CT, and the tall girl all walk in.

    FA: Hey! We just thought we would...
    FA: Oh my god.

    LE: [|] Who's Ass Is That?

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    OR is so adorable.
    Just... completely adorable.
    GGLUB GGLUB!
    L3V3L UP T3R3Z1! >:]
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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    > FA: She said 'whose' wrong. POINT IT OUT.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >AP: shake dat ass like a polaroid picture
    >AP: realize what you just did, suffer years of mental trauma
    >LE: fondly regard rump
    >everyone else: boggle vacantly at these shenanigans, then ask "What the fuck AP?"

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    LE: YOU TAP DAT ASS RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

    LE: Realize what you just thought. . .oh gog
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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Quote Originally Posted by The Long Man View Post
    >AP: shake dat ass like a polaroid picture
    >AP: realize what you just did, suffer years of mental trauma
    >LE: fondly regard rump
    >everyone else: boggle vacantly at these shenanigans, then ask "What the fuck AP?"
    CT&TM: Wonder how the fuck you know he's AP. Never met him before, not on screen anyway.
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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >AP: Change name to Johnny. Need the bathroom.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Quote Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud View Post
    AP: Become suddenly aware that the tall girl is totally checking out your ass.
    this
    >aP: quickly scramble to feet and attempt to explain yourself.
    >lE: realize you were just checking out his ass.
    >Someone Unexpected: appear to diffuse the awkward.

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