AdultStuck TOPIC II (The Last Update Of The Topic)

[CrazedPorcupine]

AP: Realize the cieling kitten must be PI. How else would she know the cieling fan was stolen.

[pimudragonfeline]

PI congratulate CK.

[Godfrey]

>AP: Notice some of your friends and some... Other people. You think you know their faces. Or something. BAH WHO CARES YOU HAVE BETTER THING TO DO! LIKE... Like watching the ceiling. Yeah, whatever. Not. Interested. Nope. Not at all. Not even a lit- OK, just satisfy your curiosity now.

Damn straight you don't care! Screw them! This ceiling and the mystery of ceilingKitten is MUCH more interesting! Besides, you can tell just from a glance that they looked so borrrrring. Especially the tall girl. You think she might be a hipster.

Blegh! You are not going to look again.

Not going to look.

Not even if most of your friends are there and there's a tall girl.

Especially not if there's a tall girl.

Not gonna look, no sir.

...

Fuck.



>AP: Yell and wave franticly to get their attention.


You quickly turn and look at the group as they head inside. You wave frantically to them

AP: hEY!
AP: hEY GUYS!
AP: hEY!
AP: hEY!
AP: hEY!
OR: ooh my god.
AP: hEY!
AP: hEY GUYS!
AP: hEY!
OR: sstop doing that!
AP: hEY! hEY GUYS!
AP: hEY!
AP: hEY!
AP: hEY!
AP: hEY!
OR: GGLUB GGLUB! FFUCK YOU!
AP: sPACE!
AP: i MEAN HEY GUYS!
OR: tthey can't hear you!
AP: uHM. LOOKS LIKE...
AP: fERALANCIENT AND-
OR: fFA?
OR: ooh my god!
OR: ssquee!
OR: GGLUB GGLUB!
AP: sTUPID FISH.
AP: dON'T BE SO FUCKING LOUD.



Meanwhile, Right after, at the LEGION OF DOOM FRONT DESK ==>

A young, friendly looking boy (of the chat handle aesculapianAvowal) with black hair and a olive green shirt sits at the front desk, trying to relax. It's been a stressful day so far, but there appears to be no new patients coming in right now and he appreciates the quiet. He is, in fact, busy reading the newspaper when he hears footsteps approach.

As he quickly puts away the newspaper, he is completely oblivious to the SWARM OF CHILDREN that are approaching him. In the middle of quickly cleaning up, he says:


AA: Just sign in on the clipboard right there. What, or who, are you here for, if I may ask?
GA: Hello Hippocrates
GA: Nice To See You

AA looks up slowly to see Terezi and Kanaya looking down at him.

AA: Oh My Gods.

He leans over in his chair and looks around them at the group of injured children behind.

AA: Oh My Gods!

twilightSparkle coughs up a little bit more glitter.

[kaoticAntagonist]

>AA: Flip the fuck out.

>Someone: Ask what the fuck is with the glitter. Does he eat the stuff or... produce it somehow?

[The NL Penguin]

Kids who aren't flipping out at the moment: Uh... smile and wave?.... okay, this dude is really freaking out here... maybe someone should try and ca-- welp, there goes that plan. Continue on, I suppose.

[ArmsAreLoud]

I like how the two craziest and most unstable girls in the story are also AP's two potential love interests.

Somebody is going to die, I just know it.

[Krakash]

ceilingKitten is watching you get well.

> AA: Lead the injured group to help.

[kaoticAntagonist]

I like how the two craziest and most unstable girls in the story are also AP's two potential love interests.

Somebody is going to die, I just know it.

wait, he has a crush on LE? This will be funny.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Judging by his "Can't stop staring" reaction to the tall girl, it would seem so.

[King_Grimlock]

Meanwhile, Right after, at the LEGION OF DOOM FRONT DESK ==>

aP: Suddenly realize that you're only wearing a hospital frock due to being in a hospital; go on a quest to find some pants-because DAMNIT, aggroPaladin wants pants too!

[Doc_Mercury]

>AA: Use Doctortech LV. 27: Triage. Find out who is hurt worst, who needs what, and get the wheels of medicine moving!
>AP: Attempt to enter ceiling in pursuit of this strange cat. Fail.

[cautiousCapricorn]

Did you sneak a Portal 2 reference in there? You sly dog B)

Kanaya: Teach that boy to properly sparkle once this is all over.

[Lowtuff]

>ceilingKitten: Be the Nepeta-Karkat clone mentioned in topic one!

[Doc_Mercury]

> aP: enthusiastically greet friends. wearing only a hospital gown.
> Awkwardness: Ensue
> Awkwardness: be interrupted by explosion.

[zingo47]

>Lowtuff: Notice that you snagged the #413 post on this thread.

>AA: Use Doctortech LV. 27: Triage. Find out who is hurt worst, who needs what, and get the wheels of medicine moving!
>AP: Attempt to enter ceiling in pursuit of this strange cat. Fail.

Also this.

[Godfrey]

>ceilingKitten: Be the Nepeta-Karkat clone mentioned in topic one!

You cannot be the Nepeta-Karkat clone because he or she is too busy being a different person altogether!

>AA: Use Doctortech LV. 27: Triage. Find out who is hurt worst, who needs what, and get the wheels of medicine moving!

Hippocrates launches into medical overdrive, quickly examining each child. Most of them are going to be fairly easy...Just some minor injuries. Bandages at worst, asprin at best. The doctors will have any easy time with them, unless they find anything strange.


The...sparkly kid is going to be a little harder, however, and will require special care...

He probably shouldn't be coughing up dust like that.

>AP: Attempt to enter ceiling in pursuit of this strange cat. Fail.

Not long after this, you are standing on top of your bed, hopping up and down as you try to reach the ceiling with your stubby arms.

AP: hUP!
AP: fUCK.
AP: hUP!
AP: fOR FUCK'S SAKE.
AP: aLLEYOOP!
AP: gOG DAMMIT!
AP: wHO BUILT THIS CEILING!
OR: wwhat are you doing?
AP: cHASING A SUSPECT!
AP: hUP!
AP: oH FUCK ME!
OR: iin the ceiling?
OR: yyou are a very weird boy.
AP: sHUT THE HELL UP.
AP: i THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME!

You make a big leap, nearly touching the ceiling...Annnnd then you fall back onto the bed. On your ass. Unfortunately you bounce right off the bed and land ass up on the cold hard floor.

AP: oW.
OR: hhahahahaha!
OR: GGLUB GGLUB!
AP: sHUT UP!
AP: fISHY ASSHOLE.

The multiverse having a sense of humor, it is of course at this point that FA, TM, CT, and the tall girl all walk in.

FA: Hey! We just thought we would...
FA: Oh my god.
LE: [|] Who's Ass Is That?

[ArmsAreLoud]

AP: Become suddenly aware that the tall girl is totally checking out your ass.

[Turrnip]

OR is so adorable.
Just... completely adorable.
GGLUB GGLUB!

[Taveena]

> FA: She said 'whose' wrong. POINT IT OUT.

[The Long Man]

>AP: shake dat ass like a polaroid picture
>AP: realize what you just did, suffer years of mental trauma
>LE: fondly regard rump
>everyone else: boggle vacantly at these shenanigans, then ask "What the fuck AP?"

[cautiousCapricorn]

LE: YOU TAP DAT ASS RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

LE: Realize what you just thought. . .oh gog

[The NL Penguin]

>AP: shake dat ass like a polaroid picture
>AP: realize what you just did, suffer years of mental trauma
>LE: fondly regard rump
>everyone else: boggle vacantly at these shenanigans, then ask "What the fuck AP?"

CT&TM: Wonder how the fuck you know he's AP. Never met him before, not on screen anyway.

[ArmsAreLoud]

AP is a pretty colorful character.

If you haven't met him you have heard somebody complaining about him.

[GenetiXientist]

>AP: Change name to Johnny. Need the bathroom.

[Doc_Mercury]

AP: Become suddenly aware that the tall girl is totally checking out your ass.

this
>aP: quickly scramble to feet and attempt to explain yourself.
>lE: realize you were just checking out his ass.
>Someone Unexpected: appear to diffuse the awkward.