Fortunately for LE, in a troll's mind being a crazy bitch is really attractive, what with all the sexy destruction.
Once the others catch up to her, err, maturity level she will be the most eligible of bachelorettes.
>PI: somewhere, someone just provided a very attractive gratuitous sexy unnecessary seduction description. React
You briefly look up from your desk in the WAREHOUSE (remember that place? Good times, right? Good times.)
You...feel a strange disturbance in the breeze coming through the nearby open window. Feeling a little restless, you stand up and walk to it, limping as always.
There's something in the air...Yes, you can feel it, deep within your Nepeta genes. You take a deep breath, tasting the scent in the air...It's unmistakable.
Someone has just said something that foretells a great and incomprehensible amount of shipping.
Or maybe just pretty heavy shipping involving you.
Man, hopefully the narrative will get back to you soon.
AP: yES I AM.
AP: hEY FUCKASS.
AP: wHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
GI: ╬I=think=I=am=going=to=need=back=up=that=isn't=s upposed=to=be=resting. And=wearing=a=hospital=gown╬
AP: oH YEAH?
AP: fUCK YOU!
AP: i CAN HANDLE...WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE ARRESTING.
AP: wHICH ONES ARE YOU ARRESTING ANYWAY.
AP: cT? EASY. GOT IT. LOOKS LIKE A NERD.
>LE: Those Karkat dreams are always the best. But perhaps, if TWO Karkat genetics were involved .
Ohhhh Gog Yes. Double Karkats. Now that would b-
>AP: Be entirelly torn between helping your blood brother and realizing how sexy that punch was.
You realize you should really, really, really help your "blood brother", but...That girl is just so hot. Good gog!
You...You don't think you can do it. You cannot arrest the girl.
AP: i THINK I WILL SIT THIS ONE OUT.
>LE - Morn the fact that your friends now know more about your private fantasies than you ever wanted them to know.
You...Just realized that you basically told everyone in the room about your private fantasies. That is...Upsetting. And you didn't even accomplish anything...
No. It doesn't just upset you. It makes you...ANGRY.
And you don't just who to blame!
LE: HEY FUCKASS!
LE: THIS IS FOR MAKING ME SPILL MY DEEPEST FANTASIES TO MY FRIENDS!
LE: OR AT LEAST ACQUAINTANCES!
LE: AND FOR MAKING ME PUNCH YOU UNNECESSARILY!
You dive tackle GI to the ground, and begin to pound his face.
AP: tHAT'S HOT.
At this point deepseaTyphoon enters the room, having been given a few stitches to help his various LE-related injuries. He looks around the room quickly, before spotting OR. Suddenly, and without really paying any attention to GI and LE's fighting, he bows to OR.
DT: myy liege
OR: yyou may ris-
DT: well i see yyour okay.
DT: guess i have to go tell the rest of the seadwellers
DT: good byye
OR: ddon't ignore me!
DT immediately turns to leave. He's halfway out when the sound of a LE punching GI registers in his ears and he turns out to watch.
He feels strangely...jealous.
DT: wwhat thhe fuuuckx?
OR: wwhy does everyone ignore me! >(
OR: GGLUB GGLUB!
>OR: PRINCESSTECH LEVEL 5: LOOK AT ME DAMNIT
>AA: NURSETECH LEVEL 44: NOT IN MY HOUSE
>GI: Use KNIGHTTECH: RESTRAIN AND ARREST.
>DT: Realize that you seem to be stuttering.
>LE: Be embarrassed that the guy you hate a lot but maybe not the right hate though its still a lot of hate found you beating on random dude. Realize that you are turning into a BlackRom slut.
DT: Mutter to CT about how it's you she should be punching. Realize what you just said.
TM: As the only one not involved in the fight, or having anything to do with the particiapants, attempt to pull your attention from FA to OR. She looks pretty sad about being ignored.
LE: Continue to beatdown on GI. Make him feel the pain you feel right now. except., worse, because your not actually in any pain. So really,just keep hitting him. Preferably hard.
FA: Attempt to stop your angry moi-- Wait, TM started paying attentipon to The fishy bitch?
Everyone: Just... let them fight. Because intervening is not a good idea right now.
LE: Remind everyone that it was a totally platonic hate that they just witnessed.
>DT: Help out GI. Restrain LE.
> LE: Spazz out and start hitting everyone next to you.
...Why do I have a bad feeling about this posting this...
>GI: Begin to strangle the crazy bitch attempting to kill you, or at the very least, mutilate you. Which, you guess is kind of nice, but thats not really the point right now and god damn it she just hit you again.
>LE: resist temptation to stab GI's eye with a pen
Quotes: (Because we all have them.)
>DT: Kick her in the stomach as payback for her lucky punch earlier.
LE: Show GI your collection of stabspens
Copy/pasted from the AdultStuck forum:
"All right, so...I'm going on a vacation starting the morning of the 16th (this Monday) and I won't be back until the night of the 22nd. I'll try to get on if/when I can, but I can't promise anything. Updates may stop for that week, and who knows if I'll be able to RP at all.
So, uh, yeah."
And an update to that:
My girlfriend has encouraged me to borrow her computer to update (and maybe RP a little), so it's not as big of a gap as it originally sounds. Still, I promise nothing.
As said by ArmsAreLoud:
Have a good vacation and don't worry about updates. Suggestions will still come in, Hopefully.
chumHandle: (RP) shadowWraith
chumHandle: IRL crazedPorcupine
ladder for my ROLE PLAY
Cleo ---> Hadrian ---> William ---> Ian ---> Aryn ---> Toby ----> C.L. ----> Chris ----> Cleo
Gog's girlfriend, after seeing Gog RPing: Become jealous, read through Homestuck faster, then demand from your MATESPRIT (a.k.a. Gog) to fill you in on Adultstuck.
[S] Gog's girlfriend: Enter. The commons, that is.
As for commands, seconding all of Penguin's commands. Too lazy to quote.
(Plus writing from my phone. Takes a longer while than you think!)
Have a good time on vacation.
>DT: Get revenge for earlier.
Last edited by kaoticAntagonist; 05-17-2011 at 11:36 AM.
I'd prefer a single, male child, to balance the gender ratio. Adding another main character's child as a female just unbalances it again, even if in addition to a male. Giving new combos is fine in my book, but not children in the "Oh, I raised them from when they were a grub" sense of child. Even using only 2 trolls' DNA seems wrong; for starters, there haven't been any like that before. Basically, new female characters are fine, new female characters who are literally the children of the adult generation and are a part of Emiiiie and DJ's generation are just unbalancing to the fragile ratio; note that even Andrew has kept it balanced.
You would be right at home at the Romantic Speculation thread you know that?