AdultStuck TOPIC II (The Last Update Of The Topic)

[tectonicRobot]

Jack: Plot about stealing the Godslayer.

[kaoticAntagonist]

kA you are a horrible person and that is why you rock.

thank ya kindly.

[Phi]

Jack ==> Feel stabbity urges rising at this blubbering goddamn pansy. Attempt to resist.
Emmie ==> Wonder how it came to this point; for what reason have I slain my parents and the mother of my matesprit?

[kaoticAntagonist]

Jack ==> Feel stabbity urges rising at this blubbering goddamn pansy. Attempt to resist.
Emmie ==> Wonder how it came to this point; for what reason have I slain my parents and the mother of my matesprit?

and father, if i'm reading between the lines correctly.

[tectonicRobot]

I think the father is Karkat, and I don't think Emmie has stabbed him to death yet...

[kaoticAntagonist]

I think the father is Karkat, and I don't think Emmie has stabbed him to death yet...

she threw him off a cliff.

[Godfrey]

I think the father is Karkat, and I don't think Emmie has stabbed him to death yet...

she threw him off a cliff.

She threw someone off a cliff. Not necessarily an adult...

[kaoticAntagonist]

I think the father is Karkat, and I don't think Emmie has stabbed him to death yet...

she threw him off a cliff.

She threw someone off a cliff. Not necessarily an adult...

Ah, then I was reading between the lines upside down. I apologize.

[The NL Penguin]

Meanwhile, all us RPers have the inside scoop on who it is. :P

[Godfrey]

Meanwhile, all us RPers have the inside scoop on who it is. :P

The AS RP has like so many spoilers.

You guys don't even know.

You know, except for my tendency to suddenly change my mind. Or lie outright on a few occasions.

[dreamgor]

+1 not at all new reader, who is just too damn lazy/easily distracted to post before now.
Let me make it up for you with unwavering loyalty and some commands.
>Terezi: Be dead in a way that reminds the readers of a certain doomed timeline.
(No, I haven't been able to stop having nightmares about that part yet, why do you ask?)
(Edit: that part being of course when Terezi lets Vriska go recently in a doomed timeline and gets herself killed by Bec Noir)

[pimudragonfeline]

/Clueless Rper
I thought Emiiiie would cry cerulean since humans don't cry blood?
Does Hitchiker's Guide exist yet to advise Danielle?

[Godfrey]

>Reminisce about your matespirite. Wonder how hard it will be to get into his pants now that you've killed his mother.

It's going to be a lot h4rder, you'll tell yourself wh4t.

Which is a huge problem, because you were really hoping to, uh, see him one last time before, you know, you both die due to being doomed. And you were hoping in a way that didn't involve anyones horrible murders.

Fat chance of that now, you guess.

>Jack: Be gleeful over your knife. This is like the best day ever.

You happily examine your bright, shiny, sharp knife. God you love this knife. It's real good at stabbin' things you don't like. Big things, small things, smart things, stupid things, peaceful things, angry things, mortal things, god tier things, Seers Of Mind, Droogs.

You've had a lot of good times with this knife. You hope there's a lot more ahead of you both. Fuck Emmie and her "we're 4ll doomed 4nyw4y" shit. You are going to stab this timeline until it turns alpha out of fear.


>Jack: Plot about stealing the Godslayer.

You're not a complete idiot. You're pretty sure the Time Goddess would trounce you by yourself, at least right now. It’s not like you have crazy-ass green sun powers. In this universe, anyway.

That’s not to say you don’t have plans. It’s just that said plans involve waiting until Emerald steals the Time Goddess’ powers, and then much further waiting until she gets sleepy and takes a nap. And then it will all be yours! All of it!

Assuming gods still sleep. You’re a little murky on that issue. That might...complicate things.

>Jack ==> Feel stabbity urges rising at this blubbering goddamn pansy. Attempt to resist.

You feel a desire stirring inside you, as you plot the eventual murder of your friend (it would not be the first best friend you’ve murdered). Try as you might right now, you were never a very patient caraperson. It’s not really in your nature. And thus, you can’t help but be overcome with overwhelming bloodlust. You really, really, really, really, really want to stab her now. Stabbing her now would lead to a bigger knife weapon. Having a bigger weapon in this case leads to kickass powers. Kickass powers lead to more stabbing. More stabbing leads to more challenging opponents coming after you. More challenging opponents leads to entertainment. Entertainment leads to you stabbing even more people.

What is it with you and stabbing people, anyway?

But you can’t really just fuck off and kill everything right now, because this is a city of superpowered hard-to-kill assholes who will descend upon you both again as soon as they can find you and get the word out.

>Terezi: Be dead in a way that reminds the readers of a certain doomed timeline.

You are too busy being dead to worry about whether or not you’ve been positioned in a symbolic and clever way referencing another offshoot doomed timeline.

Besides, there aren’t that many timelines that involve you getting your own cane shoved through your stomach. Or whatever the hell you have.

Troll corpses sure are weird!

>Emmie ==> Wonder how it came to this point; for what reason have I slain my parents and the mother of my matesprit?

Because there was no other choice!!!! What don’t the voices in your head understand?

If there had been another option available, another way to destroy the Dragon God, you would have taken it. If you didn’t already know this timeline was “doomed” in some way, you would have done something, anything else. As it is...You had a brief moment of luck, a light shining in the darkness. And you had to take it.

By which you mean this sword.

You were guided to this sword under the assumption you were still the Dragon God’s thrall. How could He have known you weren’t as...enamored with him as you once were? You don’t tell a girl to kill people and not expect her to know something’s up.

You would say more, but DJ just closed the pesterchat window (on Terezi's glasses, a somewhat quick solution to the problem of losing your own glasses, at least for chatting purposes) while you were talking. Damn it!

She'll probably be on her wait up here soon. You wonder if there's anything you can possibly do to prepare.

[Phi]

Jack: ==> Engage in cathartic stabbing of people in grim effigy to release pent-up stabbity urges. Fondly regard hole-riddled effigy afterwards.
Emmie: ==> Prepare to engage DJ. Godslayer weapon or not, she's probably a formidable opponent. Perhaps meditation?

[pimudragonfeline]

And working on more maps

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[Taveena]

Emmie's not corrupt. She's trying to save everyone.
And she's god tier. Just letting her friend stab her because her friend THINKS she's corrupt...
... yeah.

> GODTECH LEVEL ALL OF THEM: COME AT ME BRO

[medmedina007]

>Emmie: Take off the glasses. At the very least you can do that.
>DJ: Ascend
>Jack:Think about Carapacetown and how all this bloodshed is eerily familiar. In a good way. This can only be the beginning.
>Storm: Get worse

"Rough wind, the moanest loud
Grief too sad for song;
Wild wind, when sullen cloud
Knells all the night long;
Sad storm, whose tears are vain,
Bare woods, whose branches strain,
Deep caves and dreary main, —
Wail, for the world's wrong!"
-Albert Einstien

(Actually Percy Shelly)

[originalMeteorologist]

> DJ: Brace for impact

[philosopherPolitician]

Emmie: Get annoyed by Jack's stabbings of your friends, acquaintances, and people you have never really seen or heard of before in effigy. Stab him, maybe it will make him calm down a bit, plus you might get an interesting power.

DJ: Your name is DJ and you are going to have some kind of music related superattack! Prepare it!

[Godfrey]

Reposted from a sticky on the AS forums:

I am considering a different approach to face to face conversations in AS future.

Unfortunately, some of the ideas I'm considering require talkie sprites.

I am not a good spriter.

Therefore, I am calling upon EVERYONE to make talkie sprites for as many characters as they can and post them here (or in the AS topic on the main forums). Obviously, there are priorities. Frequently appearing characters should be made first, but ANY character, ADULT OR KID OR CARAPERSON, would be a great help.

Don't worry too much about different expressions etc. for them right now, but in the future those may also be necessary.


Additional: I am also still calling for music, for possibly similar reasons (but don't expect flashes).

[ArmsAreLoud]

Adultstuck is shifting out of being exclusively text?

THERE IS CHANGE HAPPENING HERE?

ADVENTURE RUINED FOREVEEEEEEEER

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Just kidding, I'm excited to see what you have planned. I would help you with sprites except, y'know. I can't.

[Matrix]

What exactly do you mean by "talkie" sprites? Alterniabound talking sprites?

[kaoticAntagonist]

What exactly do you mean by "talkie" sprites? Alterniabound talking sprites?

I assume so.

[Godfrey]

What exactly do you mean by "talkie" sprites? Alterniabound talking sprites?

I assume so.

Basically, yes, something along those lines.

There's already a few floating around somewhere, actually. I'm just, uh, not sure where at the moment. I have mostly been made aware of their existence.

Annnnd another new feature: AdultStuck LIVE! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...thkey=CJGf760O

Watch me write, if I happen to be on and feel like writing! Look on in amazement as I make spelling errors and delete/forget entire plot points in real time.

[Doc_Mercury]

Just popping in to say that I love the way you write Jack. It's Hilarious.