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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >FA: Hug back. Get LE to hug back too. Engage LOVETECH lvl 22: SHARING (HUGS) IS CARING.

    You hug your mother back, tightly. You glance over at LE and realize she still looks pissed.

    FA: LE!
    LE: [|] What.
    FA: Hug back.
    LE: [|] I Don't Want To.
    FA: Come on.
    LE: [|] Nooooo.


    Kanaya proceeds to kiss the top of your head, then your moirail's. You lean into it as well. LE just kind of struggles and looks grossed out.

    She lets go of both of you, kneeling down so that she's around your level. She looks back and forth between you both with grave concern.

    GA: Are Either Of You Hurt
    GA: You Can Tell Me

    FA: No, Mom. I stayed out of it.
    LE: [|] I'm Fine.
    GA: Are You Sure LE
    GA: Between The Looting And The Jail Cell I Think I Should Take A Look At You
    LE: [|] That Isn't Necessary.
    GA: It Will Be All Right
    LE: [|] No.
    GA: Just A Quick Look
    LE: [|] You're Not My Mother.
    GA: Who Taught You How To Write And Be Calm
    LE: [|] ...Okay, Fine.

    LE winces as Kanaya grabs her cheek, looking her over.

    GA: Hmmm
    GA: You Have A Cut
    GA: Hold On


    Kanaya takes a band-aid out of her inventory, and places it on a small cut on LE's cheek...But not before kissing it.

    LE: [|] BLECH!
    GA: There We Go
    FA: *giggles uncontrollably*
    GA: I Just Had To Make Sure Neither Of You Were Hurt
    GA: I Have To Ask Though
    GA: Why Are You Picking On TM

    LE: [|] He Was Hitting On FA.
    FA: What?
    FA: *I blush*

    GA: It Didn't Look Like He Was Hitting On Her
    GA: It In Fact Looked Like He Was Trying To Avoid Touching Her

    LE: [|] But...
    GA: I Noticed You Have Gotten Taller
    GA: Have You Been Feeling Angrier And More Easily Agitated Lately

    LE: [|] Maybe A Little...
    GA: Tell Me The Truth
    GA: Are You Going Through Puberty

    LE: [|] ...Yes.
    GA: Squee
    GA: I Mean
    GA: I See

    FA: Uh...

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    > Neon Prodigy: Squee at Kanaya squee-ing
    > Terezi: BEGIN INTERROGATING THE CRIMINAL SCU- I mean children.
    > LE: Gain an extra 20 points on your Mortification Meter.
    > Mortification Meter: Be a real thing.
    > Kanaya's Maternal Instincts: Hit overdrive.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Terezi: Engage ACE ATTORNEY MODE, BECOME VON KARMA
    DT: OBJECTION

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Quote Originally Posted by The Long Man View Post
    Terezi: Engage ACE ATTORNEY MODE, BECOME VON KARMA
    DT: OBJECTION
    Wait, so if DT is phoenix, does that make CT Maya? and I guess TM like... Ema or something? and then TS is like... Jean, that restaurant guy.
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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >Terezi: You can't hear their conversation, but you can definitely smell it. NO MATTER HOW MUCH THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >Kanaya: So LE's hitting puberty...that means, you should give her The Talk. And FA too, since she's already here.
    >Terezi: This TM kid sweats. You can clearly smell it. That must mean...it's his fault!

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >LE: Be disgusted. Be disgusted in ways you have never imagined.

    >Explain human reproduction while you are there.

    >DT: Inquire as to the health of the new baby. And abomination-grub
    Last edited by kaoticAntagonist; 04-29-2011 at 06:05 PM.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Terezi: Explain human reproduction as inaccurately as possible. Preferably involving babies actually being rejected, oversized germs.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Quote Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist View Post
    >LE: Be disgusted. Be disgusted in ways you have never imagined.
    >LE: Stop wanting to make out with your almost-mom?
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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >LE: Engage AWKWARDTECH lvl 19: SWEAT WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND EQUIUS'S
    The glass is not just half empty, it is also laced with poison.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Quote Originally Posted by NeonProdigy View Post
    > Terezi: BEGIN INTERROGATING THE CRIMINAL SCU- I mean children.
    > LE: Gain an extra 20 points on your Mortification Meter.
    > Mortification Meter: Be a real thing.
    > Kanaya's Maternal Instincts: Hit overdrive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Long Man View Post
    Terezi: Engage ACE ATTORNEY MODE, BECOME VON KARMA
    DT: OBJECTION
    Wait, so if DT is phoenix, does that make CT Maya? and I guess TM like... Ema or something? and then TS is like... Jean, that restaurant guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by cSquared View Post
    >Kanaya: So LE's hitting puberty...that means, you should give her The Talk. And FA too, since she's already here.
    >Terezi: This TM kid sweats. You can clearly smell it. That must mean...it's his fault!
    Quote Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist View Post
    >LE: Be disgusted. Be disgusted in ways you have never imagined.

    >Explain human reproduction while you are there.

    >DT: Inquire as to the health of the new baby. And abomination-grub
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    Terezi: Explain human reproduction as inaccurately as possible. Preferably involving babies actually being rejected, oversized germs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lowtuff View Post
    >LE: Engage AWKWARDTECH lvl 19: SWEAT WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND EQUIUS'S
    I SECOND ALL OF THE ABOVE COMMANDS BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY THE BEST.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >LE: Engage AWKWARDTECH lvl 19: SWEAT WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND EQUIUS'S
    Yes. very much so, do this.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >Terezi:Taste the air for delicious wafts of flavor from the kids. Mmmmmm

    >TS:Bore Terezi with STUPID VAMPIRE CRAP.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >Terezi: Ask DT about when the ectobiology machines might next be used.

    i wonder what he smells like. probably... grapes. or blueberries. or blackberries.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Quote Originally Posted by Lowtuff View Post
    >LE: Engage AWKWARDTECH lvl 19: SWEAT WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND EQUIUS'S
    3rded

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Quote Originally Posted by medmedina007 View Post
    >Terezi:Taste the air for delicious wafts of flavor from the kids. Mmmmmm

    >TS:Bore Terezi with STUPID VAMPIRE CRAP.
    YES YES YES YES YES.
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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    >Terezi: Grin like a shark in front of a school of cornered minnows.

    You give the crowd of children a big, wide, sharp smile. It is...completely terrifying.


    CT: Uh.
    CT: why are you...smiling?

    TM: ====# Miss Pyrope?
    GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3.
    DT: thats not a good sign
    DT: thats the "justice" look

    CT: Oh fuck.
    CT: we were +rying +o s+op +he loo+ers, I swear!

    TM: =====# And I just crashed into the guard by accident!
    DT: john and vriska told me to do it!
    TS: I think I*m going to lie down.

    TS coughs a little again. Terezi continues her terrifying poker face.

    >DT: Inquire as to the health of the new baby. And abomination-grub

    In a desperate attempt to switch subjects, DT decides it's a good idea to inquire about the new offspring.

    DT: so
    DT: how is the new strider
    DT: and the horrible abomination i helped create
    DT: against myy will, i can't stress that enough


    Terezi suddenly frowns at the little purple blood.

    DT: i think i just made something worse
    DT: but i have no idea what

    Terezi continues frowning.

    DT: am i going to be culled?
    GC: MR. BL4CKB3RRY 4POC4LYPS3?
    DT: er.
    DT: yyes?

    GC: SHUT UP.
    DT: yyes ma'am.

    >Terezi: This TM kid sweats. You can clearly smell it. That must mean...it's his fault!

    You smell a particularly flavorful sweat gently wafting your way from TM. You turn to him and scowl.

    He gulps.

    You step toward the cell bars.

    He looks around in terror.

    You leaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan forward.

    He screams.

    >Kanaya: So LE's hitting puberty...that means, you should give her The Talk. And FA too, since she's already here.

    LE: [|] Oh Gog Oh Gog Oh Gog Oh Gog Oh Gog.
    LE: [|] This Isn't Happening.
    LE: [|] I Am Not Hearing This.

    FA: Um...
    GA: ...And That Is When The Nook Of The Second Participant...
    FA: Um.
    FA: Uh.
    FA: Ew.

    LE: [|] Oh Gog. This Is Horrible.
    GA: And Then The Uh first Participant Just Takes The Bucket And...
    FA: *I blush as bright blue as I possibly can*
    LE:[|] This Is Horrible.
    GA: And Then You Just Sort Of Lay Around And Talk About Your Feelings. Or Sleep. Now With Male And Female It Is A Lot Different
    GA: FA
    GA: I Am Looking At You[/COLOR]
    FA: *I curl up in the fetal position*
    LE: [|] No No No No...
    GA: ...Be Sure To Tightly...
    FA: Uuuuuuuugh!
    GA: ...Now If It Is A Human Male You Have To Be A Lot More Careful Because...
    FA: Gross!
    FA: Ew!
    FA: Mom!

    GA: ...Snap Right Off.
    FA: EUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!
    FA: That's horrible!

    GA: Now The Other Thing I Need To Discuss With Both Of You
    GA: Especially LE Now That You Have Hit Puberty So Early
    GA: Bras

    LE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    >Terezi: You can't hear their conversation, but you can definitely smell it. NO MATTER HOW MUCH THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

    You inhale deeply, tasting the scents coming from the room Kanaya took her "kids" into. You recognize that combination of embarrassment and shame. Kanaya must be giving the talk ahead of time. You have such fond memories of the time your lusus gave you the ta-

    Wait. Actually, no you don't. In fact, you're not entirely sure you and Karkat are even doing it right.
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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Terezi: Continue to terrify the kids with the SHARK SMILE
    Terezi: Decide to ask Kanaya about the "correct" way after this is all over, just to be sure
    Kids: Cower in terror
    LE: Be disgusted, but secretly take ALL THE NOTES
    FA: blush like you have never blushed before
    Last edited by The Long Man; 04-30-2011 at 09:24 PM.

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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Terezi: Elaborate on what exactly you and Karkat are doing.
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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Quote Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud View Post
    In fact, you're not entirely sure you and Karkat are even doing it right.
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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    Quote Originally Posted by ArsenicNog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud View Post
    In fact, you're not entirely sure you and Karkat are even doing it right.
    Wat.
    I second this.
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    Re: AdultStuck TOPIC II

    I am just going Wat right now too.

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