AdultStuck TOPIC II (The Last Update Of The Topic)

[Doc_Mercury]

finally caught up! whew.....
>Someone: demand to see a lawyer! this is a violation of due process of law bluh bluh bluh....
>FA: try to tell LE about your weird dream.

[tectonicRobot]

My command got used! Hooray!

[GenetiXientist]

>Bastet: Continue to feel incredibly awkward.


>tM: Freak out over the fact that she touched you.

[cautiousCapricorn]

Oh gog! That was hilarious the clown actually made me laugh!

LE: Be jealous TM is on top of FA other then you

LE: Realize what your thinking

[GigaX]

Hell yes, I made a karkat troll uneasy.

TM: Completely trip over yourself while trying to explain the situation.

[The NL Penguin]

Oh gog! That was hilarious the clown actually made me laugh!

LE: Be jealous TM is on top of FA other then you

LE: Realize what your thinking

I think FA was on top of TM's lap, actually. He was sitting up and she was laying in his lap, I think.

[Godfrey]

Yes, that was the idea. I was just half tired when I wrote it. I'll fix it shortly.

Also: WHY MUST HS UPDATES CONTINUE TO BE SLIGHTLY RELEVANT TO AS UPDATES?

[Nexev]

CF, be assualted by waves of CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT since the crazy dickwad is gone.

[DS Piron]

Perhaps Andrew Hussie is watching this.

...he could even be one of the posters, and you would be none the wiser...


...guess I should give a command, shouldn't I?

> aP: somewhat seriously regard staying awake longer.

[tectonicRobot]

let's perspective switch to aP!

[ChippyChime]

+1 new reader
Finally caught up with the story ,which is just amazing by the way, and i shall now go back to lurking .A.

[Valshigar]

+1 reader.
I've been lurking and following this for a while, but its probably about time i post to say that this is a wonderful adventure. Keep up the good work

[ChainmailleAddict]

+1 person to armor you up so you wont get stabbed to death.




perspective switch to CF because she is by far the coolest character.

[Nexev]

Perspective shift to....

The left, then perpective step to the right.

Then a pelvic thrust.......


For the future

AP: Punch the croc again to establish fuckoffery

[medmedina007]

>Be some jackass in jail right now.

[Taveena]

>CF: Level up for character development!

[kaoticAntagonist]

>Scientists: Break out of jail using your combined SCIENCE PROWESS. And maybe DT's humongous gun.

>DT: Try to call a friend in the Knights to get you all out.

>Prototype: Explode

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DT: Use the Screwdriver. Be the Doctor (of SCIENCE).

[Godfrey]

Sorry about the unexpected pause in updates. First Easter snuck up on me, then crazy grandma.

I'll try to get an update in tonight, but if not, they'll resume tomorrow.

[Taveena]

Um, so, sorry to dump this here, but, uh. Here's RD, and, uh, I realise how sue-ish she sounds, but, um. She doesn't seem to be in RP, somehow, and people... um, yeah, sorry, I'll shut up.

EDIT: Check page 9 for updated, less sue-ish RD.

>FA: Slap TM. Then hug him.

[SORD]

I registered specifically to say that you got +1 reader

AN EASTER MIRACLE???

[Steel Dragon]

I registered specifically to say that you got +1 reader

AN EASTER MIRACLE???

I can already tell we are going to be the best of friends.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Crazy grannies are always an acceptable excuse.

[GenetiXientist]

Um, so, sorry to dump this here, but, uh. Here's RD, and, uh, I realise how sue-ish she sounds, but, um. She doesn't seem to be in RP, somehow, and people... um, yeah, sorry, I'll shut up.

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Trolltag: ruthlessDarwinist (#500001)

Desired Name: None yet.

Species: Troll

Clone of: Vriska, Sollux, Aradia, and Equius.

Typing Quirks: She 1s even more dramaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat1c than her antescendants, espec16ally to stuck-up h16hbloods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Replaces I and G with 1 and 6 respectively, might occasionally drop a 6 into somewhere where it doesn't make sense phonetically, sometimes uses sixteen letters when she feels dramatic, smileys have 16 eyes. That's right, sixteen.)

Blood: Russsssssssssssssstblood for the w1n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (#500001)

Personality:

- BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH

- Vriska is definitely dominant. She's got a penchant for the dramatic.

- Sollux also shows up - she loves symmetry, to the point that when her horn broke off (She had equius/sollux hybrid horns) she deliberately broke off the other three.

- Very millitary minded. Loves studying tactics and planning. Unlike Vriska, not afraid to back away from a fight she can't win, or is uncertain about.

- She does really look up to Vriska, though - her ambition is a large driving force. But ambition is nothing if you're dead.

- While she's very proud of being STRONG, she's not going to take it for granted.

- A little more tetchy about the hemospectrum than most trolls, due to being right at the bottom. She doesn't like being reminded of where she would have been if she'd been born on Alternia.

- Oddly, more heroic than Vriska. Maybe it's the Sollux or Aradia showing, but while she won't hesitate to break someone's legs while courting them in blackrom or manipulate someone for shits and giggles, or take a bribe, or cheat... she hates killing and will do anything she can to avoid it, she'll do what she can to save lives, and she does care about the city and the society. Hell, she might even make a heroic sacrifice for a friend or family member.

Appearance: Her hair is back in a messy, but long (Vriska long), ponytail. Being STRONG and not a risk taker, she wears plate mail absolutely EVERYWHERE, except if stealth is required. Wears her thick glasses all the time, as she's blind as a bat without them - she's trying to get someone to make something a little more practical for her, but vision 16fold is a damn hard impediment to correct, so contact lenses are probably out. Even without the 8 pupils per eye, she's still got the slight problem that her vision 16fold is literally too powerful to be of any use - it sees through anything, and everything. In other words, when it turns on, she sees nothing at all. Her horns were a mix between Sollux and Equius's, but one broke off in a sparring accident, so she deliberately broke the other three. As such, her glasses are almost ALWAYS cracked, partly because of her enormous STRENGTH and partly because they get damaged while fighting.

Abilities: She picked up Equius's strength, Sollux and Aradia's telekinesis, Sollux's vision twofold, Vriska's vision eightfold, and Vriska's manipulation. Unfortunately Vision 16Fold is entirely useless and she just has eight pupils in each eye. Her vision is totally useless without her glasses which would be hipster glasses if she didn't actually NEED glasses that big.

Job: Knight of Blood, and a damn good one! Sort of. Good in the sense of 'experienced', or 'impressive', rather than 'altruistic'. She's a huge suckup to Karkat and trains with Vriska and Karkat whenever she's not reading or chatting.

Interests: History! Mostly war history - she studies as many Alternian and Human battles and tactics as she can possibly find. Weapon theory is interesting too, and she tries to master as many techniques as possible.

Strife Specibus: glaiveKind - she uses a pair of two eight-bladed warglaives. She can spin them to act as an effective shield against arrows and melee weapons, but it's not going to do much against a bullet. Uses them as discuses, guided by her telekinesis, at range.

Sylladex: 8-Ball Encryption modus - a combination of Karkat's and Vriska's. The balls from Vriska's are basically more reinforced. Which she breaks with her STRONG telekinesis. Or just muscles. Either works.

Shipping: While not actually interested in anyone yet, she plans ahead.She's sowing the seeds for several potential blackroms, but she hasn't found any suitable redrom candidates.Blackrom candidates include solderingRhythm, leviathanWrangler, and aggroPaladin.

Friends (known): Uh. Well, she's getting along with GI, FF is a fellow spidertroll and seems nice, she approves of EA's opinions about a lot of stuff, and is interested in meeting DM.

Enemies (known): All her potential blackroms dislike her to some extent. TM seems wary, but not hostile.

Status: Havin' fun with my friiiieeeeends. (RPing actively, no status in canon.)

>FA: Slap TM. Then hug him.

Just because you realize that she's a Mary Sue doesn't give you an excuse to make a Mary Sue. Should I try to make her less 'perfect'?
I'd just hate to see Godfrey's story messed up by perfect characters; every single character has a flaw in this story, and it;s usually a major one. (I'm sorry for being harsh, but I despise Mary Sues. They have never helped a story.)

[tectonicRobot]

So I decided to make another character. I forgot how the color thing worked, so If my dude ever gets used just give him whatever text color you want to give him.

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Name: grandOrdnance Occupation:Knight of Time. Specie: Human. Base person: unknown (accidently cloned) grandOrdnance is rather subdued when interacting with other people, and is known for being somewhat mysterious in his going abouts. His area of expertise lies in explosives, and his strife specibus is set to ordnancekind, which covers a wike variety of explosive weapons. He has a habit of speaking in a annoying manner replacing any hard k sounds with q. So instead of saying cake he would say qake. Even he doesn't like his quirk but he decided he needed one and BAM he made one up.

I am not sure if he is very good though :/

[The NL Penguin]

>FA: Slap TM. Then hug him.

Seconding this. Because why not.