BroBunped [Readers: wat]

[Krakash]

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 11th of April, is a normal day. Although he was given a name when he was born (like every other normal person), he prefers to go by a nickname.

That nickname is HELLA JEFF.



Your bedroom is decorated with posters of your various intrests, such as BASKETBALL, GAMING (an interest also shared by your SWEET BRO) and especially NACHOES (another interest shared with your bro). You have a DRAWER where you keep your socks, if they are not involved in any sort of ruse. You also have a DESK, on it there is your LUPTOP. There is absolutely nothing concealed underneath it.

Your SWEET BRO is currently out buying the new hot game that everyone is buzzing about these days, SBAHJ. You know he will, you KNOW it.

On your LUPTOP, you have a program installed named PesterBro. Your BroTag on it is hungryJester, and you like to MAKE things hapen.

You are sure your SWEET BRO brought his PDA with him to GameStop, so you could ask him how soon he will be here. Or you could explore the house, maybe continue on your project to make the stairs a safer place. You guess you could take a nap, too. There are too many SELECTIONS and CHOICES!

What will you do?

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So, yeah. My first adventure. Suggest away, this is going to be a little plot driven, but maybe not. So yeah. Thanks for reading. I will try my best to MAKE this HAPEN.

And just so you know, SBAHJ is SBURB, but with more artifacts .

[Neofafnir]

View the webcomic that you make that is about two Cool Kid brothers with lots of SORD fighting, puppet rumps and irony involved.

[SNeakyRobot]

> More artifacts!

[unbridledExüberance]

Lift the LUPTOP upways even though it has absolutely nothing concealed under it

Also, pretend to pickup an object under your desk and store it in your inventory, even though there is clearly nothing there and never will be

[JakeWuzHere]

>eat nanchos

[Whimbrel]

Make the stairs an un-safer place, bro!

[laserdogbad]

hey can my fan sb&hj fan charter be in this?

[BluddoSW]

Flip Luptap turnways so you can see the screen.

Then check whatever version of Pesterchum this bullshit has so we can see who you hang out with and if they're cool enough.

[Krakash]

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@laserdogbad: I'm not sure, maybe if there is a need for it.

@All: Thanks for the suggestions!

> More artifacts!



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Ah, just how you like your artifacts. Now, down to business! (You don't even know why you were just standing there anyway...

> Make the stairs an un-safer place, bro!



ahhhahahaha, it wouldn't even matter. The shithead would still fall. If he sees an obstacle, bet on him to fall over it.

> View the webcomic that you make that is about two Cool Kid brothers with lots of SORD fighting, puppet rumps and irony involved.



Ok, you load up your Artifact Explorer and...



There it is. Sweet Strider and Hella Bro. You find it funny - ironic, even - that the comic is so clean and real life is full of shitty quality artifacts. Also, people say it is so unfunny it IS funny, but most people think it is over complicated and they don't understand. It's hard.

> Flip Luptap turnways so you can see the screen. Then check whatever version of Pesterchum this bullshit has so we can see who you hang out with and if they're cool enough.

Jeez, calm down dude! You must be TOKING up on a JOINT to make you STONED or something...



So, here is your PesterBro. Bro is online, and some of your other contacts. You know most of them, but cannot be bothered to describe them unless you are asked. You are too excited to do so, but you would want to talk to someone.

What will you do?

[Neofafnir]

Pester your Bros, it doesn't matter in what order, as long as they get pestered.

[unbridledExüberance]

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Windows XP?

Pester Sweet Bro (skateBling)

[HalcyonicStitcher]

Pester skateBling about that game.

[Krakash]

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FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why is Geromy yellow ._.

> Pester Sweet Bro (skateBling)

Let's DO this thang.



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< - HungryJester [HJ] began pestering skateBling [SB] - >

HJ: bro did
HJ: bro DID you that gam?
SB: You know I did, you KNOW it.
HJ: man THAT is sow sweet! Let's DO this thang!
SB: Let's make this SHIT work!
HJ: *virtual BRO hug bunp*
SB: I HAVE the car, i'm driving home now.
HJ: man THAT is sow sweet! Let's DO this thang!
SB: No NUMPNUTS, we already did that thing.
HJ: oh YEAH...so howe long UNTIL you gate home?
SB: Probably about 5 MINUTES.
HJ: man THAT is sow sweet! Let's DO this thang!
SB: ...c'mon, NUNSACK, that's the THIRD time!!!
HJ: sorry BRO. I'll triy not to.
SB: Oh, by the WAY...the game SAYS it needs SIX players.
HJ: six PLAYERS! The creaotrs were PROBABLY toking eup on A joint two make THEM stoned...
SB: Yeah, I GUESS so. Could you ROUND up some people?
HJ: like WHO?
SB: I dunno...GEROMY?
HJ: okay, I guess eye will TALK to heem...bye BRO.
SB: Bye. I SHOULDN'T even be PESTERING while DRIVING...
HJ: i KNOW, you muste be TOKI-

< - skateBling [SB] hung up on his bro hungryJester [HJ] - >

HJ: well SHIT.

Let's see what Geromy is up to...not that he is ever up to much.

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< - hungryJester [HJ] began pestering greatSilence [GS] - >

HJ: hello GEROMY
GS: …
HJ: c'mon GEROMY talk two me!
GS: ...alright. what do you want.
HJ: do YOU want too play A game wit me AND bro?
GS: …
HJ: well?
GS: ...okay.
HJ: man THAT is sow sweet! I will gave you THE game wen bro GETS them.
GS: ...okay.
HJ: okay BYE.
GS: ...bye.

< - HungryJester [HJ] stopped pestering greatSilence [GS] - >

well SHIT. That's 3/6 now. Who else? You saw two other Bros online, which will you pester first?

[SNeakyRobot]

Is that HUGE dog one of tjem?

[BluddoSW]

I think I recognize everyone but rampantInferno, DETAILS

DETAILS OF SPIDER-MAN

I MEAN RAMPANTINFERNO

[feminineFeline]

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FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why is Geromy yellow ._.

> Pester Sweet Bro (skateBling)

Let's DO this thang.



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< - HungryJester [HJ] began pestering skateBling [SB] - >

HJ: bro did
HJ: bro DID you that gam?
SB: You know I did, you KNOW it.
HJ: man THAT is sow sweet! Let's DO this thang!
SB: Let's make this SHIT work!
HJ: *virtual BRO hug bunp*
SB: I HAVE the car, i'm driving home now.
HJ: man THAT is sow sweet! Let's DO this thang!
SB: No NUMPNUTS, we already did that thing.
HJ: oh YEAH...so howe long UNTIL you gate home?
SB: Probably about 5 MINUTES.
HJ: man THAT is sow sweet! Let's DO this thang!
SB: ...c'mon, NUNSACK, that's the THIRD time!!!
HJ: sorry BRO. I'll triy not to.
SB: Oh, by the WAY...the game SAYS it needs SIX players.
HJ: six PLAYERS! The creaotrs were PROBABLY toking eup on A joint two make THEM stoned...
SB: Yeah, I GUESS so. Could you ROUND up some people?
HJ: like WHO?
SB: I dunno...GEROMY?
HJ: okay, I guess eye will TALK to heem...bye BRO.
SB: Bye. I SHOULDN'T even be PESTERING while DRIVING...
HJ: i KNOW, you muste be TOKI-

< - skateBling [SB] hung up on his bro hungryJester [HJ] - >

HJ: well SHIT.

Let's see what Geromy is up to...not that he is ever up to much.

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< - hungryJester [HJ] began pestering greatSilence [GS] - >

HJ: hello GEROMY
GS: …
HJ: c'mon GEROMY talk two me!
GS: ...alright. what do you want.
HJ: do YOU want too play A game wit me AND bro?
GS: …
HJ: well?
GS: ...okay.
HJ: man THAT is sow sweet! I will gave you THE game wen bro GETS them.
GS: ...okay.
HJ: okay BYE.
GS: ...bye.

< - HungryJester [HJ] stopped pestering greatSilence [GS] - >

well SHIT. That's 3/6 now. Who else? You saw two other Bros online, which will you pester first?

The one you just met.

[unbridledExüberance]

I think I recognize everyone but rampantInferno, DETAILS

DETAILS OF SPIDER-MAN

I MEAN RAMPANTINFERNO

possibly the squirrel?

EDIT: Or maybe skateboard dude?

[Aelyrin]

Let's pester Krakash!

[HalcyonicStitcher]

Obviously, you should pester sweetDerriere.

[OrangeAipom]

Peaches.

[JakeWuzHere]

Talk to the Hound, dog.

[~ATH]

descendingHound.

[Irockz]

>talk to descendingHound, the Resident Evil fan.

[Krakash]

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Sorry for not updating. May not update on Saturdays, I do something else for another forum.

> Let's pester Krakash!



???

> >talk to descendingHound, the Resident Evil fan.



You aren't sure about Peaches' like of Resident Evil, though.

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< - HungryJester [HJ] began pestering descendingHound [DH] - >

HJ: look ITS the newd dog!
DH: Greetings, fair brother! I assume you have contacted me to inform me of a new game you need more players for?
HJ: how DID you now?
DH: Geoffrey, I am a DOG. I just know these things.
HJ: he PROBABLY wants ay treat
DH: Please do not insult me with that degrading statement. So, will you give me a copy of this game?
HJ: okay, I guess sow. i AM just wating for BRO to geat home WITH them.
DH: My canine senses have picked up that your dear Brother may have run aground with his trip...
HJ: whatever, I will brung a TREAT for yu as WELL.
DH: …
HJ: bye

< - HungryJester [HJ] stopped pestering descendingHound [DH] - >

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You are now SWEET BRO, although you were never anyone else. After a chat with your hella bro on PesterBro, you flew off the road. This has severly lowered your high, but HIGHNESS is an attribute that hasn't been introduced yet, so we will not go into it at the moment.

Something says that HELLA JEFF is uncommandable for a while. Whatever.

What will you do?

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Put commands for Hella Jeff like HJ: command, and for Sweet Bro like SB: command. But HJ is unplayable, for now.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Flip the CAR turn-ways