A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 11th of April, is a normal day. Although he was given a name when he was born (like every other normal person), he prefers to go by a nickname.
That nickname is HELLA JEFF.
Your bedroom is decorated with posters of your various intrests, such as BASKETBALL, GAMING (an interest also shared by your SWEET BRO) and especially NACHOES (another interest shared with your bro). You have a DRAWER where you keep your socks, if they are not involved in any sort of ruse. You also have a DESK, on it there is your LUPTOP. There is absolutely nothing concealed underneath it.
Your SWEET BRO is currently out buying the new hot game that everyone is buzzing about these days, SBAHJ. You know he will, you KNOW it.
On your LUPTOP, you have a program installed named PesterBro. Your BroTag on it is hungryJester, and you like to MAKE things hapen.
You are sure your SWEET BRO brought his PDA with him to GameStop, so you could ask him how soon he will be here. Or you could explore the house, maybe continue on your project to make the stairs a safer place. You guess you could take a nap, too. There are too many SELECTIONS and CHOICES!
What will you do?