Denblocked (now with 90% more update!)

[ponytailArtist]

>Place SOG on table and proceed to contact friends. Also congratulate yourself for a well executed SWEET YOUTH ROLL
>Gourd: Dissapearify.

Sometimes I wish I could go to those meet-ups and stop being such a shut-in, bluh.

[Elkian]

==> Put the SOG on the table and go contact your friends.

You plop the PUMPKIN on the FOOD-PREP ISLE on your way in. Looks like your UNCA didn't come home last night either.

Oh well, it's not like he'll never come back. That would be just silly!

You also take a moment to say hi to LOGAN.

==> Get on with the serving!

Yeah yeah. You go through a bunch of stuff nobody wants to read. Sollaris is now in the Medium, saving Agate's ungrateful-yet-shapely posterior from certain doom. You hope.

==> Pumpkin: What pumpkin?

Against all odds, the gourd completely fails to disappearify, or even disappear. It's possible that it was disappearified and replaced in some fashion in the same instant, giving the impression that it never left, but that would just be silly. Nope, definitely just staying put.

Huh.

Weird.

[ponytailArtist]

>Termix: Carve face into pumpkin because why the hell not? Or eat it I guess!
>Then play the planet-dooming game with your pals.

OR

>Termix: Be Junca.

[Elkian]

==> Termix: Be Junca.

You are now Junca. You are about to try making things with this thing. What should you do first?

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haha not much of an update, sorry. Hopefully I will be updating quicker now that I FINALLY have my PC back.

There was a tense moment where I thought that year+ of work was completely gone. Glad that's not the case

[Xindaris]

>Combine a strand of your hair with a spare t-shirt.

[ponytailArtist]

>Junca: Combine music sheets with jacket to create the COAT OF HOMORHYTHM. (coat decorated with certain sheet music depending on which song you use) And then wear it, of course.

>Oh and try to get into the game world while you're at it.

[ranasan]

>combine microphone with computing device, the combine the result with your jacket

[Elkian]

==> Combine hair with shirt.

STRAND OF HAIR && OLD MUSIC NOTE SHIRT = HAIR SHIRT.

....Huh. Maybe if you combine it the other way? You think this is how Lerk told you to...

STRAND OF HAIR || OLD MUSIC NOTE SHIRT = MUSICAL HIPPIE WIG.

Yeeeeeeah you're not going to to mix your hair with anything for a while. This thing is kind of horrific.

You shove the travesties elsewhere - maybe you could convince Agate to wear that wig? - and try combining less nightmarish things.

SHEET MUSIC && SPARE COAT = COAT OF HOMORHYTHM

Now this thing is pretty cool! You're certain Peg and maybe even Sollaris would have a word to say on its tackiness, but you don't care. It's amazing.

SHEET MUSIC || SPARE COAT = Le Cuciture Con Mille

You get a wad of paper that appears to be the entire script and sheet music of a five day long opera about coats. Huh.

You put that aside for later perusal in favor more alchemization.

MIKE AND AMP && FLATTOP = SCREAMING MACHINE

You get a computer that amplifies and projects the tiniest of sounds for half a mile, rendering stealth impossible.

This thing is absolutely useless. But cool!

MIKE AND AMP || FLATTOP = ????

You do not have nearly enough grist for whatever the heck this creates!

Later, when you have all the upgrades for your alchemiter, you will see exactly what this combination results in, and why it costs so much. Too bad that'll be hours and hours in the future!

Oh well.

SCREAMING MACHINE && COAT OF HOMORHYTHM = RIGHTEOUS ROCKIN' ARMOR

This is the most ludicrous and awesome thing you have ever had the pleasure to wear. You think that will soon be trumped, though.

==> Trump the armor.

You pull out what is certainly not the captchalogue card for the scandalous thing you found in BABE's room. Nope.

You mean, it's not THAT weird when you think about it. Your sister is an adult, and is bound to have adult things. You just didn't except to stumble upon one when rooting through her private drawers.

Feeling paranoid, you quickly punch the card. Now, what to combine it with....?

Ah, the code HE gave you would be interesting....

==> Law of narrative causality: Ruin things just as they're getting good.

If said Law has a personification, you cannot currently access it. You do the next best thing and be Peg.

Peg: Reflect on your triumph over the dreaded feline.

You can't do that because you didn't! Triumph, you mean. After a ridiculous amount of time attempting to chase down the warping cat....thing, it apparently took pity on you and dropped the game discs right in front of you.

Well, A game disc - the client, to be exact. You guess you should do something with this...

[Xindaris]

Heh, the funny thing is when I suggested that I was thinking of Spongebob's "I heart U" shirt made of eyelashes. So amazingly, exactly what I expected to get.

>Captchalogue it and carry it all the way home?

[ranasan]

>Warping cat: Don't be a dick, at least teleport the kid home... a couple feet in the air because you've got a reputation to keep.

>Solaris: Surely you must have run into imps by now!

[ponytailArtist]

>Le Cuciture Con Mille: Be performed at a later point in the story when everyone is wearing an awesome coat.

>Peg: Do NOT captchalogue the disc, it's more trouble than it's worth; Just run home and boot that shit up!

Elky did you predict the existence of GCat or what

[Elkian]

I think I might have done. I think I might have predicted a lot of things on accident.

[Elkian]

==> Peg: Go home, install client.

Done and done. You actually installed the disc in your flattop as soon as you could; Junca needed you to be home to get anything to work, though. You really hope you don't need to track down the feline to get the second disc - you're running out of time.

AAT: alrihgt therrres the SECOND MACHINEY thignYYY!!!!
ATA: Excellent. THanks a lot, Junca.
AAT: nooooo PROblEmmOO pEg! :)X)
AAT: *:)ZZZZ)
ATA: :)X), :)ZZZZ) ?
AAT: tooTHyyyY gRenS!!!
ATA: AH.
AAT: OK kay ThEE spriteey flahsre THiGnY iS reddi T go!!!
AAT: oooOoOOOHHh
AAT: preTy cOllORes

ATA: THank you!
ATA: Are you in THe Medium yet?
AAT: YUPP!1
AAT: tehh LAdN oFg Rhythm N drumss :)XX)
ATA: Very appropriate.
AAT: eheeeheheheEhe!!!I Nkoww!
ATA: Yes, I see my Kernel Sprite now.
AAT: waTcHa guna PUUt n itt????!?
ATA: I Have someTHing planned, no worries.
AAT: okiess!
AAT: watter YoU and YOUR MOMMY MaKIN??
ATA: Jerky-CHip cookies.

AAT: :ooOo!
AAT: mAAAAAN now i watn cookeis tooo!
ATA: HaHaHaHa.
ATA: I will send you THe code WHen we're done, if you like.
AAT: :O!!!!
AAT: Yess Pklz!!!!
AAT: YoUre Cooking is TeHBest!est!!1!
ATA: AHaHaHa, I THink my mama's cooking is better, but I appreciate THe sentiment.
ATA: :)z)
AAT: okiAySS i gotr The lAsty thrID machinery in..>
ATA: Totem LaTHe, AlCHemiter, and Cruxtruder?
AAT: Yup! And the Csrd thinngY../ itSD on the lathe .
ATA: THank you very muCH, Junca! I'd be Helpless wiTHout you.
AAT: awwwwww :33#

Well, these two seem to have things well in hand. What's next?

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I gave myself a headache writing and formatting this text.
.......did I make Roxy before Roxy existed?

[ranasan]

Junca: are you in pajamas? Is it time for beddy bye?
Imps: be insulted that Solaris is ignoring you.
Peg: consume a muffin
Agate: flip out
Lerk: lick a knife, you know you want to
Gerk Elkian: be worried about something

[Elkian]

Working on biiiiig update....

[Elkian]

I'm working on the last section, thank you guys SO MUCH for your patience!

[Elkian]

UPDATE

THIS TOOK FAR TOO LONG

/UPDATE

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I'm not doing any more [S]s until I can provide them in a timely manner.

Okay go back to the commands.

[Xindaris]

>Anyone: Status report

[ranasan]

[Elkian]

==> Everyone: Status?

Talklog:

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OTHER LERK: Hi.
LERK: ....hi, uh...
LERK: ..me?
OTHER LERK: Sort of.
OTHER LERK: You should smile more, you know?

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LERK: ...your glasses?
OTHER LERK: Yeah, but with any luck, you won't need them for long.
LERK: ...

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LERK: Here.
OTHER LERK: ...thanks.
OTHER LERK: Don't be so nervous. Everyone's going to be fine.
LERK: Everyone?

OTHER LERK: Yeah

OTHER LERK: Everyone.

OTHER LERK: I brought some help.

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OTHER LERK: And as for T, well...she already has someone.
LERK: You mean-
OTHER LERK: In her sprite, dunkass.
LERK: ...
LERK: Is that some kind of innu-
OTHER LERK: No, no it's not.
OTHER LERK: I'm trying to reassure you here.
LERK: Sorry. Rough day.
OTHER LERK: You're telling me.
LERK: Wait, you said sprite?
OTHER LERK: Yeah

OTHER LERK: Stand back.

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[ranasan]

MissingNo. Sprite? NO! It's gonna corrupt the entire game!

MissingNo. Sprite: Do something buggy

[DS Piron]

MissingNo. Sprite? NO! It's gonna corrupt the entire game!

MissingNo. Sprite: Do something buggy

> Fill the sixth capachalog card of anyone who meets you with 256 of whatever was in there in the first place.

[Elkian]

==> LerkSprite: Bugfest?

LERK: Whoa.
LERKSPRITE: Yeah.
LERKSPRITE: I
LERKSPRITE: what
LERK: ?
LERKSPRITE: what did you do

LERKSPRITE: What the hell did you prototype!?

LERKSPRITE: WHAT DID YOU DO

==> Elsewhere.

AAT: woWWW,,,
ATA: YeaH.
AAT: hwwo DYD YUO Evnnen DO thiat???
ATA: I'm not entirely sure.
ATA: But it
ATA: Keeps HAppening...

ATT: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGG
ATT: GET
ATT: MEEEE
ATT: OUUUUUUUUUUUUT

[Xindaris]

>Use a piece of furniture to nudge ATT off the thing, or put it in the path. I think nudging would be less likely to cause injury, though, as a return to normal gravity means the rolling can be stopped by friction.

[ranasan]

Lerksprite: Shouldn't you already know what he used to prototype? At what point did you deviate from the timeline and become doomed?

Solaris: What sweet loot did you get?

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Elkian: Prepare to receive package