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[Elkian]

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Spritelog:

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SOLLARIS: FFailed sessions?
PROBLEMSPRITE: Yeah
PROBLEMSPRITE: See, for the game to actually work, only one session in a timeline can succeed, right?
PROBLEMSPRITE: So there's usually plenty of failed sessions happening, since they aren't the prime, destined-to-win session. That would be you, since my counterpart created the game discs and this is literally the only session in existance.
PROBLEMSPRITE: Usually that failure is in one of three categories: dead, null, or void.
PROBLEMSPRITE: But this session isn't remotely like that.
PROBLEMSPRITE: If I had to guess, I would almost say that it's...
PROBLEMSPRITE: Broken.
SOLLARIS: Broken? CCan it be ffixed?
PROBLEMSPRITE: I'm not sure. But if it can, the first step is taken here, by you. The Life player.
SOLLARIS: Got it! I'll ddo my best!
SOLLARIS: SSo do I need to um well fix a mmachine in here, or...?
PROBLEMSPRITE: More like activate one. It's pretty easy, for you.
PROBLEMSPRITE: You could say that this whole place has been waiting for you.

==> Sollaris: Activate machine.

You'll have to find it first! You need to poke around a bit...

==> Is that it?

Certainly looks plot-devicey!

The screens seem to be displaying distant lands. You fiddle with the controls a bit, but they mostly seem locked.

You probably don't need to change anything, anyways, going by what Lerk said. Pink Lerk? Not Lerk? Other Lerk? You'll just stick to calling him Problemsprite for the time being.

Anyways, the design may be strange but you think you can figure out what this thing does.

A screen lights up further, locking onto a friendly-looking adult. He seems to be doing some archaelogical work.

The machine attempts to appearify him, but due to the paradoxical nature of that action, it just generates slime instead. Seems pretty simple and straightforward.

As similar process copies this nice-seeming lady, who is in the middle of cooking. Her slime is paired with the first man's.

These two get generated and paired.

As do this man and, for some reason, your mother?

The machines automatically produce several HATCHLINGS that bear remarkable resemblance to the copied adults. Hmmm.

The slimes are combined, and six more hatchlings pop into being.

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SOLLARIS: WWait, ddid I just
SOLLARIS: Um well,
SOLLARIS: Are tthose
SOLLARIS: um
SOLLARIS: Are they-
PROBLEMSPRITE: They're us, yes. Us and our parents.
PROBLEMSPRITE: They're going to grow up to become us and them, in the near future.
SOLLARIS: ??? ?????
PROBLEMSPRITE: Just say "weird time shenanigans" and move on...
PROBLEMSPRITE: ...sis.

[Elkian]

==> Sleep.

[Xindaris]

>Wake up* at the same time as you are sleeping

*-(on Prospit/Derse)

[Elkian]

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...

Where the heck are you?

[Xindaris]

>You're clearly attending the purple parade. Which is most certainly a cultural thing from a country you're not from on the world you are from. So go look for the santa bunny throwing candy and gifts at the sidewalk.

[ponytailArtist]

>Examine surroundings. Deem them unsuitable to chill out in, and fly out into town instead. Because flying is totally a thing you could always do since forever, right?

[DS Piron]

> Grab a piece of jelly derse town to eat.

[1412]

you are on a planet that is the exact opposite of a planet made of gold. What's th opposite of gold in value? Air. Therefore you are on a planet made of air.

[Elkian]

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[silckenSoul]

Welp this is cool, +1 reader and all that jazz

>look to the sky, see something large moving out in the distance, hear the first of the whispers

[Elkian]

==> Go out into the sky and

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==> P A I N

==> Delightful!

[DS Piron]

> Converse with consort.

[silckenSoul]

> Converse with consort.

>converse solely in Naks

[Elkian]

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"....what the heck are you doing?"

[DS Piron]

> Explain! EXPLAIN LIKE THE WIND

[ponytailArtist]

>Whip out the "Awkward-o-meter" and see what the score is!
>Then go do something productive, like alchemize stuff.

[silckenSoul]

>give no explanation what so ever. Say something about 'sprite shenanigans'

[Xindaris]

>Respond in Nak language.

[Elkian]

==> Utterly fail to explain.

Spritelog:

LERKSPRITE: Nak n- I mean, uh...
LERK: Never mind, actually, I don't want to know.
LERK: I found it.
LERKSPRITE: !
LERKSPRITE: The Beat Mesa?
LERK: Yeah. No sign of the Quest thing though.
LERKSPRITE: Oh... yeah. That's why I was talking to the consorts, to find the Quest Mat.
LERK: Uh HUH.
LERKSPRITE: shut up
LERK: Any luck?
LERKSPRITE: Yeah, but...

[Xindaris]

>It's hidden DEEP UNDERGROUND in a CAVERN that only the RULER OF THE CROCODILES can access. So you must win at PUNCH POKER only another..hm..sixty or so times before you can earn enough prestige to be able to get close enough to sneak in.

[silckenSoul]

>you really really don't want it. Trust me. Dude you use that thing then you dead. I mean really dead.

((Assuming quest mat is there version of a quest bed))