TROLLSLUM CAFE XI: Hearts, Spades, and Enough Booze to Drown a Musclebeast

[Rai-CH]

Hey look, it's Salom. He looks like a nice guy, so Cvetka decides to greet him.
"~. oh, hello there. yes, everyth~ng ~s f~ne, ~ th~nk there ~s just a small m~sunderstand~ng go~ng on. .~
~. may ~ ask for your name? .~"
She then turns to Snadro.
"~. ~ am not sure, really. ~ only just woke up. ~ do not remember ever enter~ng the backrooms last n~ght, so ~ am assum~ng that he must have taken me there. He ~s such a gentleman. .~"
She giggles quietly to herself. Cvetka you are not Skathi what are you doing giggling all the time.

[Araiss]

Elliel takes the moment to calmly listen and tried to answer Potato's questions in quick succession, though it was sort of hard with the way he spoke.

oh well you heard righf i can'f swim af all, if i fried i mighf nof ve avle fo do if af all!. and well my lusus is a chimerabeasf, if feaches me a lof of fhings, buf somefimes if gefs annoying. if's going fo feach me how fo hunf really soon i fhink.

Elliel takes a second to breath and then continues again answering Potato's questions.
also yeah vuilding is really cool and since i can'f hunf yef my lusus does if, buf i bring him sfeak somefimes foo. fhaf also sounds sad for your friends, i can be you friend if you wanf. also no i never fried whale vefore maybe i should, you should fry muscleveasf sfeak.

(phew, wigglers talk a lot XD, and it's okay potato is awesome)

Potato also takes a quick breath, ready to reply to Elliel. ALL THE WAY. IT WAS ON. A BATTLE OF CHAT. POTATO COULD NOT STOP.

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oh thats ok i noe alot of peepol hoo cant swim but its rille hard to bee on land becas its rille rille lite on land and the sun hurts my eyes doesnt it hurt evereewons eyes becas i noe a troll hoo stared at the sun and then their eyes turned rille rille red and they cudnt see eneemore it was sad so i dont stare up into the sun too even tho i shudnt bee awake becas i yooshooally stay up wen my lussus isnt looking becas she cant rille come into my hive becas she is bigger than my hive so i stay up and chat to peepol wen its lite out and wen its dark out i dont rille sleep either but i sleep sometimes but not alot becas i never rille have to sleep becas i never rille get all that tiyerd its kind of like those troll boxers on tha grub toob they never get tired unless their bein nocked out and then they just sleep a bit and then they are never on the show agen wich makes me sad becas won of my favrit boxers got nocked out and he was never on the show agen but i want too be like him ecspet im gonna be a cohlonel and not a troll boxer even tho i want too becas boxers are the most awsom thing ever but cohlonels fite too but they also reed books and i dont rille like books becas they are rille borin but maybe wen i get older ill reed more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh.

What.

I.

What.

Now for perhaps an older troll they wouldn't be able to catch all of that, but not Elliel!, he was hanging on to every word prepared to counter attack with his answers and questions.

yeah yeah fhe sun hurfs everyone's eyes i fhink vecause if's really big and really hof, i wouldn't sfare af if af all i don'f know why fhey would sfare af if, if sounds really dumb, fhaf was bad fhaf if happened fo fhem fhough. i can'f sfay awake foo long vecause my lusus lives wifh me vuf if's okay vecause he's really warm and if's nice fo sleep wifh him somefimes. i've wafched grub fube shows buf i've never seen a voxer show have you ever seen a real life voxer Pofafo? i don'f read books much eifher buf fhaf sounds really cool i hope you can vecome a colonel Pofafo, you seem fo ve a froll who could do if i fhink. mayve i'll ve a hunfer vecause my lusus hunfs and if if's okay for him mayve if'll ve okay for me.

He then takes a big breath
you're fun Pofafo

[whimsicalSentenial]

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$ Oh gogdammnit, it's a $ubjugglator .00

The Don takes another slow, savoring sip of his drink.

[Ayaka]

A young seadweller enters the cafe, staring bug-eyed in wonder at everything around her. She'd never been to one of these places before though it does have a rather nice air to it, even if it's over the water. Just look at the people, too! Her eyes dart around trying to locate symbols or anything betraying blood colours on the inhabitants in front of her. It seemed to be a rather diverse place, which was good! Maybe she'd find someone here who would donate some blood for her. Maybe not. Giggling, Qwasi skipped away from the entrance where she was hovering and took a seat on what looked to be a rather cozy couch. Her eyes continued to dart around as she folded her legs under her. What was more comfortable then sitting cross-legged on a couch? There was probably more comfy things but this was pretty high up.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE. ε* 7 *з

[privateTenderloin]

Zeriia giggles again.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz... okay den, if you wewwy want to den I guess it's ok...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Cardea jumps at the sudden intrusion of her booth and smiles nervously.

Y ymm... C-c@rd@@...
Y ymm... Y d-d@n't r@@lly ymm... c-c@m@ t@ ymm... p-p-pl@c@s lyk@ thys ymm... v-v@ry @ft@n...

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And then Feeza walks in! Dear god what am I doing!?
Anyway, she walks in and takes a seat at an empty table, she seems to be waiting for someone.

[Flamerider64]

Vicari doesn't mind the goofy smile, after all, all the shiny things that do stuff that he has... oooh.


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I z|_||>|>[]zE y[]|_| <[]|_|l|] <[]ME |][]wN AN|] wAT<H. Ez|>E<IAlly wHEN y[]|_| z[]|\T THAT z|_|IT []|_|T

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I've taken up the kind of mechanics that would allow me to maintain her.
I suppose you could come down and watch. Especially when you sort that suit out.

Fuego lies back and snoozes underneath his goggles, against a wall.

[Marshmellow]

The Doktor looks around suspiciously. Noone seems to be watching him. Hmm.

He lowers his welding visor over his mask anyway.

Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare.

[Monster X]

Cardea jumps at the sudden intrusion of her booth and smiles nervously.

Y ymm... C-c@rd@@...
Y ymm... Y d-d@n't r@@lly ymm... c-c@m@ t@ ymm... p-p-pl@c@s lyk@ thys ymm... v-v@ry @ft@n...

Vitrauh nods slowly and looks down at the table.

"Oh, I see miss Cardea. I'm sorry if I'm encroaching on your space, then. Would you like me to leave, miss?"

Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare.

The Doktor notices and immediately stares back, attempting to ascertain what this troll has to do with him. Another assassin? Hmm.

[Marsupial]

Hey look, it's Salom. He looks like a nice guy, so Cvetka decides to greet him.
"~. oh, hello there. yes, everyth~ng ~s f~ne, ~ th~nk there ~s just a small m~sunderstand~ng go~ng on. .~
~. may ~ ask for your name? .~"
She then turns to Snadro.
"~. ~ am not sure, really. ~ only just woke up. ~ do not remember ever enter~ng the backrooms last n~ght, so ~ am assum~ng that he must have taken me there. He ~s such a gentleman. .~"
She giggles quietly to herself. Cvetka you are not Skathi what are you doing giggling all the time.

Snadro looked over at the approaching greenblood. Listening to Cvetka explain the situation, he chuckled and took a swig of his drink. Noticing it was empty, he waved the Servebot over and ordered another stiff drink.

She then explained how she had no recollection of how long she had been in there. Feeling now was a good time to be brutally honest with the greenblooded fella, "==~ Nice way of saying her guy friend KAFF knocked 'er senseless and dumped 'er in the back. But, hey, the lady's cool with it, so I ain't gonna COUGH HACK intervene."

[FlyingFrogSlash]

Mitrah blinks and then drops down to the ground and grabs her friends Hands. What do you Mean?

She looks really embarrassed now, like a child telling a secret.

"SSommettimmess thhinngss annd peeopplee moovee annd soomeetiimees I ccann't rremmemmbeer whhatt I ddidd annd ssommettimmess I sseee innsidde p-ppeooplle'ss heeadds annd thhinnkies..."

She seems to be trying to deal with something.

Mitrah's eyes widen and she stares at Vakyus. Y-y-you...you didn't look inside MY head did you Vakyus Friend?

Mitrah isn't upset...but somehow she senses that it would NOT be a good idea for Vakyus to look into her mind...

[Captain Whosit]

Hey look, it's Salom. He looks like a nice guy, so Cvetka decides to greet him.
"~. oh, hello there. yes, everyth~ng ~s f~ne, ~ th~nk there ~s just a small m~sunderstand~ng go~ng on. .~
~. may ~ ask for your name? .~"
She then turns to Snadro.
"~. ~ am not sure, really. ~ only just woke up. ~ do not remember ever enter~ng the backrooms last n~ght, so ~ am assum~ng that he must have taken me there. He ~s such a gentleman. .~"
She giggles quietly to herself. Cvetka you are not Skathi what are you doing giggling all the time.

Oh, T see. Uh, my name ts Salom.... yours...?

Then he listens to what the orange blood has to say.



Watt, what...? That's horrtble...!

[Pootporri]

Now for perhaps an older troll they wouldn't be able to catch all of that, but not Elliel!, he was hanging on to every word prepared to counter attack with his answers and questions.

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yeah yeah fhe sun hurfs everyone's eyes i fhink vecause if's really big and really hof, i wouldn't sfare af if af all i don'f know why fhey would sfare af if, if sounds really dumb, fhaf was bad fhaf if happened fo fhem fhough. i can'f sfay awake foo long vecause my lusus lives wifh me vuf if's okay vecause he's really warm and if's nice fo sleep wifh him somefimes. i've wafched grub fube shows buf i've never seen a voxer show have you ever seen a real life voxer Pofafo? i don'f read books much eifher buf fhaf sounds really cool i hope you can vecome a colonel Pofafo, you seem fo ve a froll who could do if i fhink. mayve i'll ve a hunfer vecause my lusus hunfs and if if's okay for him mayve if'll ve okay for me.

He then takes a big breath
you're fun Pofafo

Potato jumps up and down excitedly. This wiggler was really, really fun to talk to! They'll be fantastic friends!

yeah i dont think they nooe eye-ther or else they wudnt bee staring at it but even wen i glance at the sun it hurts my eyes rille bad for a second and won time i thot i went blind becas everythin went blak but i just reeylized that my hat was over my face so i pulled it off and i stopd freekin ot because my lussus hates it wen i freek out but she hates alot of things i do i think its becas im just a kid but wen i get older ill show her and be the best cohlenel ever even tho i want to be a troll boxer but thats ok becas cohlonels kind of box too but they rille reed more boox and spend time off the battal feeld and i want to battle even tho im not rille good at it and i yooshooally end up getting hurt or somethin and then my lussus gets even madder but im just a wihgler so i dont no why she wood becas wigglers do ahlot of silly things like chip their horns wen they are playin hide and seek!!!!!!!!!!!!

the grub toob is rile cool tho becas it lets me see ahlot of troll boxers on it and im glad my lussus cant see me watchin them becas shed prohbahbly get mad at that too but watever and i have seen a troll boxer in reel life but he wasnt as cool as the troll boxers on the grub toob becas he wasnt boxin anythin and he wodnt give me his autograff he just honked alot and i dont no why but i think he was a boxer but he was kinda cool still even tho he didnt try to talk to me but thats ok im gonna meet a reel troll boxer someday and then ill get an autograff and maybe wen i get older the troll boxers will like me more and maybee eeven look up to me for bein a cohlonel that wood be rille rille rille cool becas i never had anywon look up to me before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then, taking a breath, Potato turns to Zeriia again.

hee hee ok but yoo cant tell enywon and act rille suhrprised wen yoo get it becas its gona be the best gift ever maybee i can get yoo somethin made of the pretty corals but the corals arent rille that soft but they glow and a glowin pilloe mite be rille cool ecspet when yoo are tryin too sleep and then the glow hurts your eyes........ hmmmm........

He looks deep in thought.

[Marshmellow]

The Doktor notices and immediately stares back, attempting to ascertain what this troll has to do with him. Another assassin? Hmm.

Nothing's burst into flames yet it would seem so all's well for the moment.

[inexplicableSigns]

Azurre slips into the cafe quietly and sits down at Feeza's table.
He immediately places the puzzle box on the table.
This thing was the devil's own mindbender. Fifteen outer configurations that worked like Rubix Cube layers, then several other layers beneath that functioned on some completely different logic set.
Infuriating.
He doesn't say anything, just watches behind glasses that seem opaque in the light, smiling coldly.

[Monster X]

Mitrah's eyes widen and she stares at Vakyus. Y-y-you...you didn't look inside MY head did you Vakyus Friend?

Vakyus wraps her arms around herself.
"SSommettimmess I ccann't cconntrrolll itt annd II reemeembeer ssleepiingg. Slleeepiingg."

Nothing's burst into flames yet it would seem so all's well for the moment.

The Doktor moves over directly next to Iremi.

"Kould you exzplain to me vkhy you are zo zingularly vocuzed on me? Iz tkhiz anotkher azzazzination attempt ov zome zort?"

[Flamerider64]

Fuego slips and topples onto his side as he remains asleep.

Whoops.

[whimsicalSentenial]

It woul|> |}e ^n honor. You're such a dork Lunnus.

...w^it ^ secon|>, I just thought o|= something. His neuro-plate flashed a code and a notebook with a pen attached basically materialized in his hand. He then scribbled some stuff down on it and recaptchalogued it when he was done.

I |}elieve you m^y h^ve given me the inspir^tion I nee|>e|> Vic^ri. Th^nk you so much! He is just beaming now. It's rather silly how happy he looks right now.

[Marsupial]

Oh, T see. Uh, my name ts Salom.... yours...?

Then he listens to what the orange blood has to say.



Watt, what...? That's horrtble...!

Snadro shrugged and took another swig.

"==~Like I said, th' lady's fine with it. And nice t'meet cha, HACK, Salem. Wanna drink?~" Snadro grabbed an alcoholic drink from the Servebot and offered it to Salem.

[Marshmellow]

The Doktor moves over directly next to Iremi.

"Kould you exzplain to me vkhy you are zo zingularly vocuzed on me? Iz tkhiz anotkher azzazzination attempt ov zome zort?"

are you often bot.he.red by attempts on your life.

[privateTenderloin]

Cardea shakes her head.

Y ymm... n-n@ ymm... y-yt's ymm... @-@k...
Y ymm... y-y@y d-d@n't h@v@ t@ ymm... g-g@...

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Zerria giggles.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... okay den Pottotototoatoaotaato...zzzzzzzzzzzz

She waits for him to figure out whatever he's thinking about.

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Feeza looks at Azzure confusedly for a moment then shrugs, if he was gonna be a dick then whatever.
She picks up the puzzle box and start working on it. She seemed to be making decent progress on it.

W#w... th!s th!ng !s... w#w!

[Flamerider64]

[]H!
wEll, y[]|_|'|\E wEl<[]ME.

The radiance of her associate was starting to spread onto her a little bit.

[Rai-CH]

"~. th-that ~s not true at all! ~ told you ~t was all an acc~dent, ~ know zack d~dn't mean for ~t to happen! h-he's a really n~ce person, ~ know ~t! .~"
Cvetka becomes distressed and upset at the thought of Zack purposely hurting her, causing mimosas to bloom around her.
"~. a-and my name ~s Cvetka E~rene, n-n~ce to meet you, Salom. .~"

[scintillatingMoniker]

)sleeping?(
)um... mitrah i think they lOOked intO my head(

[FlyingFrogSlash]

Mitrah looks back at her Rail and frowns. Alunas...I think she looked in your head...She is saying sleeping scares her

Yep...Way to repeat what alunas just said.

Well...Maybe we can make her feel better! Come on! lets give her a Hug!

Mitrah then wraps her arms around Vakyus and smiles

[Ayaka]

Fuego slips and topples onto his side as he remains asleep.

Whoops.

Qwasi stops her incessant giggling for a moment as she hears a crash! Whipping her head side to side in an attempt to locate the noise source, her eyes land on a troll lying on his side! She can spot a symbol on his shirt in a rather pleasant shade of yellow. That yellow would make a nice sun, perhaps. Making an attempt to be quiet, Qwasi pushes herself off the couch and makes her way to where the possibly yellow-blooded troll lays. He seems to be in a pretty deep sleep! Qwasi better make sure that was true before trying to extract some makeshift paint from him however. Tittering quietly, the troll girl proceeded to nudge him repeatedly with her foot. Maybe he'd wake up, maybe he wouldn't!

HEY, MISTER? AREYOUASLEEP?