Dune Polearm - Quest of the Old-Man Rupee

[TheBoyd]

>Dune: Go start killing everyone like in a slasher flick



Your name is Dune Polearm. You have just finished murdering a group of travelers on your Nomadic Trek. Before killing them you learned of the Mystic Crystal, said to be the soul of an ancient prophet.

Cool!

You feel determination for this quest course through your veins filling you with energy.
Select your Elemental Mastery.

> Hydrogen



You have acquired the power over Hydrogen!
This is effectively the ability to control the wind, which looks pretty damn cool in the desert.
With this strength you will seek out this Mystic Crystal, or "Old-Man Rupee" if you will.
Now, where to start? It's probably in a cave or something, you figure.

> Search for the Old-Man Rupee. Maybe he's in those old haunted catacombs.



Of course! That mansion made entirely of sand is definitely suspicious.
There must be a series of haunted catacombs guarding the Old-Man Rupee!



As you step into the Sandsion, the door closes and seals itself with the sound of rustling.

You look around and notice it is dark.

[Rebecca Black]

> Use the hydrogen to make light! o:

[SNeakyRobot]

> Use your powers to blow a skylight through the ceiling. *whooosh*

[Ixcalibur]

> Surely you can just see by your glowy weapon? It's clearly brighter than the sun itself.

[Dfaran]

>Navigate by sense of touch

[Jonath Nell]

> Who needs to see, just step confidently through the Sandsion and attack any sound.

[GreyGabe]

>Punch grue in the snout to establish superiority.

>Navigate using echolocation.

[Crowstone]

USE NUCLEAR FUSION TO DESTROY THE DOOR
so light can come in and stuff

[TheBoyd]

> Who needs to see, just step confidently through the Sandsion and attack any sound.



You start walking forward, ignorant to whatever might lie ahead.




The floor beneath you breaks and you fall through, tumbling down to wherever it might lead.




You are no longer conscious. How about a dream sequence?




You are now this Happy Child.

[Crowstone]

DISMANTLE THAT TENT NEXT TO YOU, BOY
BUILD A SAILBOAT OUT OF IT

[SNeakyRobot]

DISMANTLE THAT TENT NEXT TO YOU, BOY
BUILD A SAILBOAT OUT OF IT

Despite never having seen an ocean or a sailboat. You have an excellent imagination. Ignore the funny noises that are coming from your building materials.

[Dfaran]

>Angry sharks, of course.

[GreyGabe]

>Attempt to win the heart of the Elder's daughter. Again.

[OldManRupee]

Happy Child: Enjoy your brief innocence, a fleeting moment of delicious metaphorical jam surrounded on either side by the dark, impenetrable (metaphorical) sponge cake of life.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Dune: You've been abandoned. Turn on your creator.

[Jonath Nell]

> Chickens everywhere! They are here to eat you!

[TheBoyd]

>Attempt to win the heart of the Elder's daughter. Again.

You spend a lot of your time with the Elder's daughter. It's not surprising since she's practically the only other child in the group.

She doesn't really like you, but you're practically the only other child in the group.

enter name
> |

[Ixcalibur]

> Poky Malt

[OldManRupee]

Leopard Umen
Emerald Opun
Almond Puree

[SNeakyRobot]

Who's name are we chosing here?

> Alex Plinder.

[Crowstone]

>Toylit Boll

[Kazerad]

Ditch Shortsword.

[BioShocker]

Burk Dahoff

[redbandet]

Young-Man Rupee.

[TheBoyd]

> Alex Plinder.

Yea⽵. Alex hated you. Aぎlot. ᶨソac...wl;Ă

...



You are now in this dark passageway. You think that dream sequence sucked and totally wasn't worth the blackout.