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  1. 04-18-2011, 10:17 AM #1
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    Andrew's Quest for the Lost Penis [LAST UPDATE ON 6/23/12]




    You, Andrew Gaian, wake up on a sunny afternoon. Your head is throbbing, and you can't remember what happened last night.



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  2. 04-18-2011, 10:18 AM #2
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Check to see if you've lost your penis
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  3. 04-18-2011, 10:25 AM #3
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacquerel View Post
    Check to see if you've lost your penis Realize that your morning's expected supply of lumber has fallen short.
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  4. 04-18-2011, 10:50 AM #4
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    >Check to see if you've lost your penis

    Losing your penis? That's ridi-


    Oh gods.


    where is your penis

    >Realize that your morning's expected supply of lumber has fallen short.


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  5. 04-18-2011, 11:21 AM #5
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Did it roll under the bed?
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  6. 04-18-2011, 11:22 AM #6
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Wonder if you've always had so much cleavage.
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  7. 04-18-2011, 11:29 AM #7
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    >Obviously this is a very Freudian dream. Since it's just a dream, you can go dance naked! Or punch children! Or do both at the same time.
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  8. 04-18-2011, 12:04 PM #8
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    >Did it roll under the bed?

    No, It's not under the bed.

    >Obviously this is a very Freudian dream. Since it's just a dream, you can go dance naked! Or punch children! Or do both at the same time.

    Right. It's all just a dream, just a dream, just a dream, just a drea-

    >Wonder if you've always had so much cleavage.

    Cleavage? What clea-


    Oh... OH. THAT cleavage. These weren't, er, there BEFORE.

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  9. 04-18-2011, 12:09 PM #9
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    ....are they real?
    Check.
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  10. 04-18-2011, 12:11 PM #10
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    > Free Boobies!!!
    > Oh wait... WAIT. If you don't have a penis, and you have a cleavage, then WHAT replaced your Penis...
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  11. 04-18-2011, 02:36 PM #11
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Plagorath View Post
    > Oh wait... WAIT. If you don't have a penis, and you have a cleavage, then WHAT replaced your Penis...
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  12. 04-18-2011, 02:38 PM #12
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    This is the best adventure ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Plagorath View Post
    > Free Boobies!!!
    > Oh wait... WAIT. If you don't have a penis, and you have a cleavage, then WHAT replaced your Penis...
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    I second everything above. Expect fan art when I return to a computer.

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  14. 04-18-2011, 09:26 PM #14
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    > Look around for clues to determine what the hell happened last night.
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  15. 04-19-2011, 07:05 AM #15
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    >Check if boobs are real.

    You never thought you would say this, but... yep, they are one hundred percent bona fide breasts. Female breasts.

    >Oh wait... WAIT. If you don't have a penis, and you have a cleavage, then WHAT replaced your Penis...

    That's... a pretty good question, actually...

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    >Look around for clues to determine what the hell happened last night.

    Judging from all of the balloons and toys in your room, you must have been at the HARVEST FESTIVAL. Also judging from the bottles of booze strewn around in your room, you must have been pretty hammered. That would explain the splitting headache.
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Due to last night's iScribble session, I feel somewhat responsible for this adventure. I'm not sure if I'm trying to take credit or apologise here. :|
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  17. 04-19-2011, 07:42 AM #17
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    What the fuck is that lizard thing.
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  18. 04-19-2011, 08:53 AM #18
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Riou View Post
    What the fuck is that lizard thing.
    Some people would notice the balloon and suggest popping it. Some people would notice the jug of booze and suggest drinking it. Riou, he notices the lizard-thing in the room. I think I want Riou to design my security system.
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    >What the fuck is that lizard thing.

    Oh, this? This is the god of fertility, of course! The whole village pitches in to build a huge wooden effigy of the god and burns it during the HARVEST FESTIVAL. It is *awesome*.


    Speaking of fertility... now that you're a woman... That means...


    Th-that means that... you can't... sire a-any... *SOB*
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    >But it means you can HAVE kids!
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  21. 04-19-2011, 09:28 AM #21
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Complement those MANLY TEARS with a HEARTY SWIG from that bottle 'o booze.
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Andrew: Make a web comic on the Innanets.
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Plummet View Post
    Andrew: Make a web comic on the Innanets.
    >Or just surf the web.
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  24. 04-19-2011, 11:34 AM #24
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Dress up that effigy, it's time for a tea party!
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  25. 04-19-2011, 11:44 AM #25
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    guys don't you think that it's posible that the fertility god was mad at the villige and took it out on this guy by making him female
    now for an actual command
    > suddenly feel the need to go spend money on shoes, clothes, make-up and female underwear. vow to beat up whoever did this to you because they also inplanted some natural female inpulses into you.
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