Eat the mop.
Find a scarf to cover your face or something. Wearing a mop will only attract more attention to yourself.
How do I put together flatpack furniture? More importantly, why does it not fit back in the box? Allen key, you have once again disappointed me.
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> N. Find hat.
Well, your face still seems pretty male. We could go the complete opposite direction and try binding your breasts. That way you can go on with a semblance of normalcy and the bindings breaking at horribly inopportune and hilarious moments.
>Ride the mop like a mechanical bull
> put on some better clothes and go outside!
> Go to wherever you met that phallo-cleptomanic elf-woman, post-haste! Ask around all elf-hunterish.
> If I remember correctly, you'll still sound like a girl. Try smoking until your voice gets deeper.
Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!
AVGN Quote of the Moment-I-Have-Time-To-Update-It: "When we heard that a Ghostbusters game for Nintendo was coming out, we were so excited, we shit our pants! Literally, shit came out our asses and we rocketed through the roof! "
>CaptchalogTake mop as weapon
Become a ventriloquist.
Get HELP. Someone who will believe you - it's more-or-less impossible to have changed completely overnight, so someone will have to believe you.
.Realize your sword is coated in BLOOD, fresh enough to be from LAST NIGHT.
self esteem? what self esteem?