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  1. 04-23-2011, 03:31 AM #51
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Eat the mop.
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  2. 04-23-2011, 06:21 AM #52
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Find a scarf to cover your face or something. Wearing a mop will only attract more attention to yourself.
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  3. 04-23-2011, 08:07 AM #53
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Lots of women have short hair. If you want to cover your head, wear a hat or something.

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  4. 04-23-2011, 08:37 AM #54
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    > N. Find hat.
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  5. 04-23-2011, 10:01 AM #55
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Take a deep breath, stick your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard. Maybe then your hair will grow?
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  6. 04-23-2011, 10:10 AM #56
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Well, your face still seems pretty male. We could go the complete opposite direction and try binding your breasts. That way you can go on with a semblance of normalcy and the bindings breaking at horribly inopportune and hilarious moments.
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    > Make a mean heap o' flapjacks. At least do something productive.

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  8. 04-23-2011, 01:44 PM #58
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    >Ride the mop like a mechanical bull
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  9. 04-23-2011, 03:46 PM #59
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    > Make like a tree and get out of there
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    > put on some better clothes and go outside!
    my art. GO THERE.
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Snowmanne View Post
    >Ride the mop like a mechanical bull
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    Take a deep breath, stick your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard. Maybe then your hair will grow?
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  12. 04-23-2011, 07:55 PM #62
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Realize that while you look like a transgender operation gone wrong, Anette would merely look androgynous!
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  13. 04-23-2011, 08:07 PM #63
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    >Examine fertility statue for clues
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  14. 04-24-2011, 10:58 AM #64
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  15. 04-24-2011, 11:35 AM #65
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    > Go to wherever you met that phallo-cleptomanic elf-woman, post-haste! Ask around all elf-hunterish.
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  16. 04-24-2011, 01:10 PM #66
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    > If I remember correctly, you'll still sound like a girl. Try smoking until your voice gets deeper.
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    > Do very silly shenanigans involving throwing your voice.
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  18. 04-24-2011, 03:21 PM #68
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    >CaptchalogTake mop as weapon
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  19. 04-24-2011, 04:04 PM #69
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Just pretend to be mute
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Become a ventriloquist.
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  21. 04-25-2011, 02:47 AM #71
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Get HELP. Someone who will believe you - it's more-or-less impossible to have changed completely overnight, so someone will have to believe you.
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  22. 04-25-2011, 04:14 AM #72
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Taveena View Post
    Get HELP. Someone who will believe you - it's more-or-less impossible to have changed completely overnight, so someone will have to believe you.
    It's mpre or less supposed to be impossible anyway.
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Better to say little instead. Also, think back to where you met Anette.

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  24. 04-25-2011, 08:35 AM #74
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    .Realize your sword is coated in BLOOD, fresh enough to be from LAST NIGHT.
    self esteem? what self esteem?
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  25. 04-25-2011, 09:27 AM #75
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    > See if your neighbor has anything interesting to say about your... escapades last night.

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