everything above
> Wake up in the monin feelin like P diddy.
> Grab your glasses. Get out the door. You're gonna hit this city.
> Before you leave, brush your teeth with a bottle of jack
> Cus when you leave for the night you aint commin back
oh wait this adventure has more than two pages. Better read those before I decide if this suggestion could be relevant.
Edit: Turns out it isn't! Man, a perfect opportunity for a Kesha related suggestion missed (and by like a month no less!). I have to check the Cradle more often.
New, more relevant suggestion:
> Swoon.
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Realize that you're probably not the first person that this has ever happened to.
> Realize that you forgot to do all those secret things you in your private moments determined to do if you ever turned into a woman. "Determined" with great detail...
> go to last night's tavern to look for rumors and information about elvish dong thieves
>Be the Elf Phallus Bandit
>Make a mental note for when you turn back into a man to fight your neighbor in her presence, to win her affections.
Erectile Kidnapper: Have a serve case of Freudian Penis-Envy
>So where do elves usually hang out? Enchanted Meadows? Forgotten Glades? That really dark and stanky tavern?
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It's a good thing you're no longer capable of boners, young ladyman.
>Ask what's on the agenda in as raspy a voice as you can manage. You gots to keep up appearances.
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GAIL IS RIGHT! Staring does NOTHING!
Go punch that suitor in the face.
This is pretty funny. Alright, Man up and put a sock down your pants and beat up the suitor while masked.
Forget about them for now. You need your penis back. Take your squire to someplace private and explain the situation to him, if he won't laugh himself to death at your expense, anyway.
I missed this adventure.
Oh wow, I didn't realize that so many people liked my adventure. I'm working on an update now, and well... it's going to be pretty big. Like, 20+ panels big. That's what I get for not updating in a while. Soooooo yeah! I'm thinking about posting the update in small chunks, but I dunno. Anyway, I just want you guys to know that this adventure isn't dead! just really inactive Stay tuned, I guess?
O hai.
Well, I am amused.
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The Floating Country, my WHATAMIDOINGventure!
The Human Inequality, AKA the adventure I'm actually working on right now. where 'right now' means 'more recently than the other'
Also, you should look at It's Anyone's Game, and possibly update it! Cause it's awesome like that.
Also formspring because why not.
Pull that damn sock out you eejut!
EDIT: I know the update isn't finished, beforeanyoneasks, this is just one of those moments where you are like "NO DON'T GO INTO THE BASEMENT, YOU'LL DIIIIIIIIIE"
you know what I mean, right?
That Stinkmeaner-doublekick was pretty badass. I know I'd be impressed if I were Lady Emily.
>Obviously you did not stuff in enough socks! Put more in there right now!