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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    everything above


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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    > Wake up in the monin feelin like P diddy.

    > Grab your glasses. Get out the door. You're gonna hit this city.

    > Before you leave, brush your teeth with a bottle of jack

    > Cus when you leave for the night you aint commin back


    oh wait this adventure has more than two pages. Better read those before I decide if this suggestion could be relevant.


    Edit: Turns out it isn't! Man, a perfect opportunity for a Kesha related suggestion missed (and by like a month no less!). I have to check the Cradle more often.

    New, more relevant suggestion:

    > Swoon.
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Realize that you're probably not the first person that this has ever happened to.


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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    > Realize that you forgot to do all those secret things you in your private moments determined to do if you ever turned into a woman. "Determined" with great detail...

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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    > go to last night's tavern to look for rumors and information about elvish dong thieves

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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    >Be the Elf Phallus Bandit

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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    >Make a mental note for when you turn back into a man to fight your neighbor in her presence, to win her affections.

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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Erectile Kidnapper: Have a serve case of Freudian Penis-Envy

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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    >So where do elves usually hang out? Enchanted Meadows? Forgotten Glades? That really dark and stanky tavern?
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    I'm just happy there was an update.

    Gail: Slap him in the face to establish rational thought.

    Hat: Fall.

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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    It's a good thing you're no longer capable of boners, young ladyman.
    >Ask what's on the agenda in as raspy a voice as you can manage. You gots to keep up appearances.
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    I love this adventure and it's Lisa's forum anniversary, so fan art time!


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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    GAIL IS RIGHT! Staring does NOTHING!

    Go punch that suitor in the face.
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    This is pretty funny. Alright, Man up and put a sock down your pants and beat up the suitor while masked.

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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Forget about them for now. You need your penis back. Take your squire to someplace private and explain the situation to him, if he won't laugh himself to death at your expense, anyway.

    I missed this adventure.

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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Oh wow, I didn't realize that so many people liked my adventure. I'm working on an update now, and well... it's going to be pretty big. Like, 20+ panels big. That's what I get for not updating in a while. Soooooo yeah! I'm thinking about posting the update in small chunks, but I dunno. Anyway, I just want you guys to know that this adventure isn't dead! just really inactive Stay tuned, I guess?

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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis (no update yet)

    YUUUUUUSSSSSSS

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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis (no update yet)

    O hai.
    Well, I am amused.
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    The Floating Country, my WHATAMIDOINGventure!
    The Human Inequality, AKA the adventure I'm actually working on right now. where 'right now' means 'more recently than the other'
    Also, you should look at It's Anyone's Game, and possibly update it! Cause it's awesome like that.
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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    (No problem! And it's great. XD )

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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Are you kidding that is hilarious

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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Pull that damn sock out you eejut!

    EDIT: I know the update isn't finished, beforeanyoneasks, this is just one of those moments where you are like "NO DON'T GO INTO THE BASEMENT, YOU'LL DIIIIIIIIIE"
    you know what I mean, right?
    Last edited by Varkarrus; 08-16-2011 at 03:14 PM.

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    Re: Andrew and Her(?) Quest for the Lost Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Moldova in Eurovision 2011 View Post
    Pull that damn sock out you eejut!

    EDIT: I know the update isn't finished, beforeanyoneasks, this is just one of those moments where you are like "NO DON'T GO INTO THE BASEMENT, YOU'LL DIIIIIIIIIE"
    you know what I mean, right?
    If he pulls it out it'll look like he's pulling something else out.

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    That Stinkmeaner-doublekick was pretty badass. I know I'd be impressed if I were Lady Emily.

    >Obviously you did not stuff in enough socks! Put more in there right now!

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