Aperture Science Labratories

[Irockz]

[Portalboat]

>Enter Name

Cave Johnson

[Irockz]

>Enter Name

Cave Johnson

[Fuade]

Well...

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Yeah, go with TIER3

[Irockz]

Well...

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Yeah, go with TIER3

[Fuade]

Go install that update

[Irockz]

[Jacquerel]

Download faster and hope it presents a situation better suited for giving commands

[Irockz]

Download faster and hope it presents a situation better suited for giving commands

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[unbridledExüberance]

Well...

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Yeah, go with TIER3

Cave Johnson isn't Ratman

EDIT: Oh nevermind, Ratman is another person logged in. I get it

CJ: Contact this scitzophrenic douchebag

[Irockz]

Cave Johnson isn't Ratman

EDIT: Oh nevermind, Ratman is another person logged in. I get it

CJ: Contact this scitzophrenic douchebag

Er, The only form of contact is via making an announcement.

[Irockz]

>Bump.

[crash826]

> Start voice recording. Imitate someone else you know well. Yell creepy gibberish about cake and a Facility Messiah into the recorder for fun. Then chuckle to yourself and send it to everyone on the site userlist.

[BluddoSW]

"Cave Johnson here, now I'm sure some of you out there have heard rumors that our new testing AI is psychotic. Well, I'd like to put those rumors to rest. Our AI is not 'new' at all, she's been handling your coffee and food for at least the last three months, and I know I wouldn't trust anybody else in charge of our facility. We have to put faith in some people, and when those people push the limits of that faith, we have to make a computerized simulacrum of them. It's all a part of science people, try to accept it. Or are you all a little too close-minded to accept a robot as a person like you or me? Racists, UNEMPLOYED racists. And I won't tolerate lazy, racist, useless, homeless, bums in my place of work. You know where the exit is, but you must also know who is in charge of that exit. That's right, the robo-American YOU have some primitive opinions on. I bet that'll make for an awkward exit, something neither of us wants. So just sit back, and trust her. She has all of our best interests at heart. Her cold, calculating, heart. Cave Johnson, we're done here."

Announce that.

[crash826]

"Cave Johnson here, now I'm sure some of you out there have heard rumors that our new testing AI is psychotic. Well, I'd like to put those rumors to rest. Our AI is not 'new' at all, she's been handling your coffee and food for at least the last three months, and I know I wouldn't trust anybody else in charge of our facility. We have to put faith in some people, and when those people push the limits of that faith, we have to make a computerized simulacrum of them. It's all a part of science people, try to accept it. Or are you all a little too close-minded to accept a robot as a person like you or me? Racists, UNEMPLOYED racists. And I won't tolerate lazy, racist, useless, homeless, bums in my place of work. You know where the exit is, but you must also know who is in charge of that exit. That's right, the robo-American YOU have some primitive opinions on. I bet that'll make for an awkward exit, something neither of us wants. So just sit back, and trust her. She has all of our best interests at heart. Her cold, calculating, heart. Cave Johnson, we're done here."

Announce that.

Bravo, good sir. Bravo.

[Irockz]

(JUST BEFORE I START: Yes, GLaDOS is a corrupted robot, but she's not actually activated. Chell is still in stasis, although you will have to enter a time and date before GLaDOS took over the facility. Also, you're not even Cave Johnson, you're still a yet-to-be-named-subject).

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[youdont12know]

>Be the coffee lady.

[Irockz]

>Be the coffee lady.

The Coffee Lady doesn't have an account.

[Jay]

> Be the Big Man.

> Start Up Black Mesa Anti-Virus

[Irockz]

> Be the Big Man.

> Start Up Black Mesa Anti-Virus

[Sgt. Lulz]

> Go back, start GLaDOS Tech Demo 1.1 up.

[Irockz]

[youdont12know]

First deactivate morality core, then activate the rest.

[Irockz]

First deactivate morality core, then activate the rest.

Not even this pass-guesser test subject would be retarded enough to do that!

[wlzrobert]

Activate Space, Curiosity, and Adventure cores!

It's time for a space adventure!