Pokéstuck

[defeatedAgent]

Offer to trade the sandshrew with one of the helpful men in the corner. Have done the thing where you somehow take the item from the pokemon without taking it out of it's pokeball that seems present in all of the actual pokemon games when you trade, without them knowing. Decipher mildly complicated syntax.

^This.

[Aureate]

+1 reader~

Also,

>CD & D Attempt to steal Sandshrew. Fail miserably.

[SomeStupidWords]

>HB: Arrive and demote CD to meowth position.

[Bohandas]

>HB: Arrive and demote CD to meowth position.

Seconded!!!

[Blaperile]

But before that:

> SS: Command HB to join CD and DD. Be the Giovanni.

[SNeakyRobot]

Spade Slick can't be Giovanni because Vriska is already Giovanni!

[genericuser2]

CD and D Throw a flash, er a FLASH grenade at these chumps.

[Stripe]

JADE: Keep both of the SANDSHREW! You deserve them.

Alright! They are pretty cute, and it would be a shame to separate them if they were secretly brother and sister or husband and wife or something!

CD and DD: Begin your motto

Do you have to? Oh yeah. Part of the contract. Boss's orders. Before you can do anything dastardly you have to recite the damn motto.

OK, let's get this over with.

Prepare for trouble.

...

Prepare for trouble.

...

This is hopeless.

She's gone anyways, so even if you could get through the motto without CD forgetting his lines, it's not like you would be able to confront her. Looks like you're going to have to track the girl down through the cave.

You know, this could take a while. Let's just go and be somebody else for a while.

Who's it going to be?

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Sorry for the incredibly lazy art this time 'round, but I am done with classes now, so updates should be speedy for the next week or so!

[ArmsAreLoud]

>Be John and Vriska

[GreenElectrodes]

>Be John and Vriska

and Karkat.

But mostly John and Vriska.

[Derp2lol]

Plus one reader!

>Be John and Vriska

Yes, this is good.

[Galaxa13]

> Be the Clefairy.

[Curris]

Be professor Grandpa!

[Gogo]

(+1 reader. Soo good.) >Be Clefairy's trainer.

[Neofafnir]

>Be John and Vriska

>Be these two.
>Karkat RAGE about not being included in the team dynamic!!
>John and Vriska ignore this raging

[poisonousNeedle]

>Be John and Vriska

>Be these two.
>Karkat RAGE about not being included in the team dynamic!!
>John and Vriska ignore this raging

Yes 1000x yes also
> rage be super effective to surrounding rocket minions!

[Krotar]

Be DirtDigger and ClayDigger, chillin' in your new spherical cribs.

[Irkentier]

==> Lets be Vriska and John. Oh and Karkat too. I guess.

[defeatedAgent]

>Be John and Vriska

>Be these two.
>Karkat RAGE about not being included in the team dynamic!!
>John and Vriska ignore this raging

Yes 1000x yes also
> rage be super effective to surrounding rocket minions!

^THIS
All of this.

[genericuser2]

>Be John and Vriska

>Be these two.
>Karkat RAGE about not being included in the team dynamic!!
>John and Vriska ignore this raging

Yes 1000x yes also
> rage be super effective to surrounding rocket minions!

^THIS
All of this.

This has my endorsement.

[Curris]

John ==> Pull a prank on Vriska! You always prank your friends! Shenanigans!

[Nexev]

Suggestion for the FUTUREEE:

Rose: Evolve Pikachu when you get to Celadon eventually and can buy a Thunderstone!

I get that her Pikachu-get mimics Ash and the protagonist of Yellow, but seriously, Rose is far too good a trainer not to evolve her Pokémon.

Raichu's arent that much stronger then pikachu and have far less attacks.

Also Rose's pikachu kinda seems to be able to kill everything so far so their is not even a point in move locking it.

[Stripe]

PERSPECTIVE: Be JOHN and VRISKA!


oh, wow, you're right vriska!
this new outfit looks so much cooler than my t-shirt!
you'd have to ask some kind of coolkid to get the precise increase in cool-ness but i think i am about 20% cooler now!




I told you, John!
Long sleeves make you look totally hot!!!!!!!!
thanks!
though i feel like this outfit looks kind of familiar somehow...
You're clearly just imagining things.

PERSPECTIVE: Oh, let's be KARKAT too!

You would rather not be KARKAT, because KARKAT is stuck watching as VRISKA forces her new human pet to cosplay her, which is a sight that nobody should be forced to endure.

But you guess you're stuck being you now. Too late.

Well, at least somebody is pestering you on your HAND-HELD MESSAGING DEVICE so you have something to distract you from this display of idiocy.

Now who is it?

[Ario]

> Caller:
Be Nepeta.
Give Karkat a phone-glomp.

[Galaxa13]

>Caller: Be Terezi.