Pokéstuck

[Stripe]

Aaaaaand sorry it's taking ages to update. Again.

But starts of school semesters are pretty much now established as being terrible times for my updating speed.

I'll try to get an update out some time this weekend, though - promise!

[Neofafnir]

That is completely understandable, I know my schools sucks away my free time like some time-sucking vampire, the Count is after our spare time! Anyways I look forward to the next update I am sure it will be a lot of fun to read!! :-]

[GreenElectrodes]

I know what you mean. I haven't been able to find the time to update my adventure either :/

Looking forward to the update!

[Electro]

Ok look guys... i meant to press 5 instead of 6... and by the time i realized what i did, it was too late to edit my post about it...

[Stripe]

FOSSIL GUY: Defend your turf!


I know your true motives, THIEF!
And I will do all in my power to stop you!
wow lame
Silence!
Let the battle commence!
come on seriously
i dont even have three pokemon on me right now
how am i supposed to defend myself properly
That is not my problem!

JADE and ROSE: Help!


Perhaps we might be of assistance?
yeah!!
if you want to go through dave then you have to go through us!
wow thats almost as lame as that guy
Do you want our help or not?
well yeah of course
i mean im not dumb i dont want to be outnumbered
i would just like it without the lame catchphrases

Looks like a battle is almost afoot!

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Suggestions for Pokemon on both sides please! Also any other general commands.

Hopefully I can get the next update out a bit quicker than this...

[GreenElectrodes]

Maybe a quick reminder as to what pokemon everyone has?

[Stripe]

Plus Jade with two Sandshrew and an evolved Bromander.

[Xindaris]

>Jade: Bulby, of course.
>Rose: Olgogoth, don't want to overpower this poor guy too much. (Also fossil=rock=weak to grass/strong to lightning?)
>Dave: Flip an imaginary coin?

[siguard]

Dave> use Leslie, he hasn't had the screen-time that someone of his comedic talent deserves

Crazy Archeologist> have a doduo with fly and peck, a diglet with scratch, growl, and rock throw, and a voltorb with thunder wave, self-destruct, self-destruct, and self-destruct.

[Atarlost]

Dave> use Leslie, he hasn't had the screen-time that someone of his comedic talent deserves

Crazy Archeologist> have a doduo with fly and peck, a diglet with scratch, growl, and rock throw, and a voltorb with thunder wave, self-destruct, self-destruct, and self-destruct.

Crazy> Definitely a diglet, who should also know DIG. Digging is very important in paleontology. It's also really handy for dealing with self destructing Geodudes. The Voltorb needs to know Thundershock. If it can't learn Thundershock it should be a Magnemite. One of them can learn it and they're otherwise practically the same annoying glorified hand grenade. This is important for anti-zubat protection. I don't think Doduo can learn FLY.

Alternately
Crazy> have a magicarp that only knows SPLASH, a metapod that only knows HARDEN, and an abra that only knows TELEPORT

[SNeakyRobot]

> Everyone use your weakest pokemon. You gotta grind em all right? & who better to grind em on than this cave moron?

[siguard]

Crazy> Definitely a diglet, who should also know DIG. Digging is very important in paleontology. It's also really handy for dealing with self destructing Geodudes. The Voltorb needs to know Thundershock. If it can't learn Thundershock it should be a Magnemite. One of them can learn it and they're otherwise practically the same annoying glorified hand grenade. This is important for anti-zubat protection. I don't think Doduo can learn FLY.

Alternately
Crazy> have a magicarp that only knows SPLASH, a metapod that only knows HARDEN, and an abra that only knows TELEPORT

Doduo and Dotrio could always learn fly, just not naturally. and in stadium it looked hilarious when flying since it sorta just flailed in mid air to keep airborn. I'm against the fully useless team or three of the same thing team for the Crazy dude since I always hated that when i fought trainers in Red and he had to get by the zubats somehow.

[Xindaris]

I didn't think any pokemon could learn fly naturally? Because it's an HM move?

[poisonousNeedle]

>Ignore battle all together because fossil guy falls into sweet (but misplaced and onesided) Matespiteship with the beautiful Jade!
>Dave: relax, just as well you could kick his ass if you wanted but lets not be too ironic!

[bardicpirate]

I didn't think any pokemon could learn fly naturally? Because it's an HM move?

Salamence can don't know of any others

[Neofafnir]

Salamence can don't know of any others

Rayquaza learns fly as well.

Also
>Dave: Leslie
>Rose: Olgogoth
>Jade: DD
>Nerd: Relicanth, Slopoke, and Porygon

[Leafsword]

Nerd: Genosect, Mew, and Groudon.

[GG7]

Nerd: 3 Dittos

[GreenElectrodes]

>Dave: Leslie
>Rose: Olgogoth
>Jade: One of the sandshrews

[SNeakyRobot]

> Nerd: 3 level 5 zubat who's supersonics have been overwritten with sand attack for some reason.

[Captain Combusken]

Nerd: Kabuto, Omanyte and Aerodactyl.

Rose: Pikachu
Dave: Bromander
Jade: Bulby.

Easy as Pi.

[Ianflow]

John, if you have free time, begin levelling up, and get that magikarp to level 20!

EDIT:
Also, Rose ==> Suddenly have Clefairy named C'rakhdu

[Neofafnir]

Side suggestion for the next update:
> Clefairy remain uncaught and unseen in the background, have a dance party with a wild Mew!!

[RainbowDrinker]

This is the most amazing thing I have ever read. Homestuck + pokemon = genius. I sat and read this whole thing yesterday and I have to say thank you for making me laugh so hard, I'm stuck in bed with flu at the moment and this was pretty much the best medicine.

+1 Reader

[spiritualAfr0]

I vote Dave get s sandile, because its another red lizard once it fully evolves into Krookodile.