Pokéstuck

[Cherrymanga]

>Vriska: use your level 88 Ariados. It's your weakest pokemon so it won't be quite so much overkill. You should probably hand John the pokeball though, so it at least looks like he's earning the badge himself. You wonder if you can just...reach over and...

[Ario]

hmm.
Minor error I found:

Fly is a TM, you dipshit!

It should be either
Fly is a HM, you dipshit!
or
Fly isn't a TM, you dipshit!

Umm...
John: Use something other then nic cage, but make sure nic gets the experience points.

[Xindaris]

>The obvious choice is to cite some rules which may or may not actually exist. Rules like, "beating up someone else's pokemon personally is cheating, so you lose by default unless you have a rematch where both sides use pokemon". Or something like that.

[BenBen]

Get Octillery to drench him so his shirt comes off.

[SNeakyRobot]

> You must strive to become a replacement for his blackrom interest.

[GG7]

>Vriska: "Offer" Karkat the choice to be a travel companion with John so they can 8attle l8r.
>Karkat: Accept offer knowing you will be forced to anyway.

So Kartkat goes with them...

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and wants to be a breeder? maaayybee

[ArmsAreLoud]

So Kartkat goes with them... and wants to be a breeder? maaayybee

John and Karkat in ENDLESS BREEDING ADVENTURES

This is not a suggestion please do not take it seriously

[ZarroTsu]

> Deploy Nutshot!

[teleportal9]

Vriska: Offer Karkat the chance to find this blackrom interest... for a priiiiiiiice :::;D

[Ryuu]

>Give John one of YOUR Pokemon and MANIPUL8 him into FIGHTING PROPERLY.

[harmoniousExtremes]

>Manipulate John into stabbing him in the spleen, taking a badge, and running.

[BiblioTechnition]

>John: name-drop Rose, or any of your friends.
>Karkat: realise this karphead will meet up with them in the future. Offer to join his adventuring party.
>Vriska: Demand a badge as a joining fee.
>Karkat: Sure. They're just pop tabs.

[RedCapAvenger]

>John: You have other pokemon. Just vow revenge and continue the fight. AND WIN DAMN IT!

[Nexev]

Vriska: Manipulate him into appointing John as the gym leader, giving him the badge by default.

Karkat never liked gym leading anyway.

[burgertechmessiah]

>John: name-drop Rose, or any of your friends.
>Karkat: realise this karphead will meet up with them in the future. Offer to join his adventuring party.
>Vriska: Demand a badge as a joining fee.
>Karkat: Sure. They're just pop tabs.

that

[NaiKujibo]

>John: name-drop Rose, or any of your friends.
>Karkat: realise this karphead will meet up with them in the future. Offer to join his adventuring party.
>Vriska: Demand a badge as a joining fee.
>Karkat: Sure. They're just pop tabs.

that

or this

[youdont12know]

>John: name-drop Rose, or any of your friends.
>Karkat: realise this karphead will meet up with them in the future. Offer to join his adventuring party.
>Vriska: Demand a badge as a joining fee.
>Karkat: Sure. They're just pop tabs.

that

or this

4'd

[Stripe]

OK, so I was seriously going to work on an update for this fanadventure, but then I realized that my tablet broke. ._.; So that's a bit of a problem.

However, I have ordered a new one, and to break it in, I will probably work on a legit update. So.

SOON.

[GreenElectrodes]

So no pressure intended but... how soon is 'SOON'?

[SNeakyRobot]

No! Bad GreenElectrodes! Bad! Never pressure the author to update. Either the adventure will die or it won't. That's the author's prerogative.

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Bad!

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Go to your room and think about what you've done!

[Stripe]

VRISKA: BLACKROM flirt with KARKAT

Oh, god no! Even if you might be able to DISTRACT KARKAT from his BLACKROM interest, you've been down the road of a potential KISMESSITUDE with KARKAT before, and trust you, it isn't pretty. You'll just have to think of something else.

JOHN: Think of something else.

That doesn't take you very long. This all seems pretty obvious to you!

well ok i don't really know what a blackrom prospect is!
OH GOD VRISKA WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TAGGING ALONG WITH THIS IMBECILE?
DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK BLACKROM IS.
Shut up!!!!!!!!
anyways since we'd be on our way anyways, we could help you look for whatever it is!
six eyes are better than two, after all!
er, wait a sec. stop giving me that look vriska!
twelve! twelve eyes!
and then maybe somewhere along the way we could have a rematch that is more fair.
I WAS OUT OF POKEMON AND I STILL BEAT YOU.
details!

You can't tell if you've won KARKAT over, but you sure hope so! It'd suck to not be able to get your first badge after you trained so hard for it! Plus, KARKAT seems kind of funny. It would be fun to travel with him for a while, you think.

Though the yelling might get old.

KARKAT: Consider this proposal

You consider this for a moment. On the one hand, you do not want to travel with VRISKA, especially not when you're seeking out your BLACKROM SOULMATE. But on the other hand, it would be helpful to have a human coming along with you. You are seeking out a human, after all, and he's more likely to be able to talk to locals and get some information.

But then again, he is an idiot.

Then again it's not like you've got a better idea.

FINE.
fine?
YOU FUCKING HEARD ME.
I'LL LET YOU COME ALONG AND HELP ME LOOK FOR HER.
BUT NO FUNNY SHIT OR I SWEAR TO GOD...
Aw, funny stuff Karkat?
I have no idea what you're talking a8out? :::;)
STOP BEING COY VRISKA.
I MAY BE LETTING YOU TAG ALONG FOR A LITTLE BIT BUT THIS IS A FAVOR.
DON'T ABUSE THE FUCKING PRIVILEGE.
okay!

NEW TEAM MEMBER GAINED!

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I suppose "soon" means now. And feel free to pressure me! I probably wouldn't have updated otherwise, haha. It's hard to run a fanadventure when I don't think people are following it anymore.

I'll try and get back on updating this, but I have another project which takes priority now, so fair warning.

[teleportal9]

Oh hey! Pressure does work after all!

> John: Quickly, ask for tips and tricks from your new team member!

Or:

> Let's see what the others are up to now.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Vriska: Make Karkat do that crab walk thing that is so hilarious.

You have no idea how excited I was to see this back on the front page

[Blaperile]

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I suppose "soon" means now. And feel free to pressure me! I probably wouldn't have updated otherwise, haha. It's hard to run a fanadventure when I don't think people are following it anymore.

I'll try and get back on updating this, but I have another project which takes priority now, so fair warning.

Oh my god, I've been following that fanfic for some time now, even reacted on it and I only just realize you're the author of it, it's you. >.<

You have no idea how excited I was to see this back on the front page

Same.

> John: ~On the road to Viridian City!~

[Ryuu]

I literally cheered out loud when I saw this update.

I missed you. ;-;