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[richardskingdom]

dude this is awsome

[Absol]

>Make everyone over-leveled.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Dave: Steal both of his dumb fossils because he had to make this such an issue.

[Stripe]

FOSSIL MANIAC: Accept your defeat



Oh, my. You are much more powerful THIEVES than I was expecting!
I dare say that you have earned possession of one of my hard-earned FOSSILs!



yeah one for each of us
Excuse me! I only offered one FOSSIL as compensation for my DEFEAT!
sure but youre out of pokemon and we got a demonic pikachu on our side so its not like you have any bargaining power
and honestly considering you nearly killed my beedrill im being pretty damn forgiving right now so don't push your luck
I always knew you were a THIEF at heart!
shut the fuck up

TEAM IRONIC PUMPKIN PSYCHO-ANALYZERS: Survey your choices

The FOSSIL MANIAC dumps his hard-earned FOSSILs on the ground before you, and they seem to be conveniently numbered in hovering white letters.

So who gets what?

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Alright, I'm starting an official update schedule of every Thursday and Sunday! Hopefully I will be able to stick to this schedule for a while and we can get these characters through Mount Moon!

[Curris]

Mirror updated. Glad to hear the update schedule! Good for you!

Jade -> Take number 2. It looks like a flower! How neat!

Rose -> Take number 7. If it's a leaf, well, you will eagerly admit that you admire the elegance of trees. . . And if it's a feather, then you can use it as a quill. The best poets you know used quill pens. . .

Dave -> Take number 6. It looks like a Raptor claw. Those are cool, in a badass deadly kind of way. Plus you can bug Egbert with them. Tell the chump they're from Jurassic Park. The Real One. Not the Movie One. Heh. Oh, and give the nerd a wedgie on the way out.

[cryptidWrangler]

>Rose: Take number 2. It has a floral look reminiscent of your name.

>Dave: Take number 7. Looks like a feather. Caw Caw Motherfuckers.

>Jade: Take number 6. It's probably a horn or claw, OOH! OR MAYBE A TRUMPET? Plus, it's your sort of colour.

[ikkonoishi]

So if they end up with the Root fossil will you be mosaicing out the penises tentacles? Because if so that will be hilarious, and I vote for that (2).

[Xindaris]

>Team: Actually argue about who's going to get what and eventually determine that giving everyone the best possible results, based on their top 5 rankings of what fossils they want, is actually an np-complete optimization problem. Give up at that point and then go with the votes cast by the other suggestors.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Everyone fight over which one gets the sperm fossil.

[Captain Combusken]

Jade: Root fossil.
Rose: Cover fossil.
Dave: Plume fossil.

Jade gets Lileep, Rose gets Tirtouga, Dave gets Archen.

[Galaxa13]

Rose: 3
Jade: 4
Dave: 5

[Absol]

>Take all the fossils and run.

[The Mather1]

Jade: Root fossil.
Rose: Cover fossil.
Dave: Plume fossil.

Jade gets Lileep, Rose gets Tirtouga, Dave gets Archen.

Seconded. This is a must.

[amusedAuspistice]

Aradia : Arise and offer your advice to these fossil newbies like a TRUE EXPLORER!

( God, I am so in love with this! )

[Curris]

Aradia? ? ?

Well, if the logic holds that the Gym Leaders are trolls, then I guess the closest thing to Aradia would be Agatha, of the elite four.

Agatha is a member of the Elite Four, and the oldest one to date. As such, she serves as an inspiration for senior Pokémon Trainers all around the region. She uses Ghost-type Pokémon, and other Pokémon with horrifying appearances.

Agatha and Professor Oak were once friendly rivals in their youth, and it appears that Agatha may have once had a crush on Oak. However, their relationship has grown bitter and strained over the years because Agatha believes he was too weak to continue competing.

She has a very short temper.

By the events of the Generation II and Generation IV games, Agatha is no longer a member of the Elite Four, and Bruno has assumed her position. Her absence is never explained.

Short temper? Ghosts? Mysterious Disappearance? Older than time itself? Sounds like a fit. And she does love archeology. . .

[amusedAuspistice]

I mentioned Aradia exactly for the Archeological Purposes. And E4s are known to make such sage-like appereances along the way of BUDDING BATTLERS.

I'm not sure, seeing as I expected Feferi to be Lorelai, but it's an interesting twist.~

[Stripe]

TEAM IRONIC PUMPKIN PSYCHO-ANALYZERS: Reap your reward

You can hear the sobbing of a broken FOSSIL collector behind you as you depart.

TEAM IRONIC PUMPKIN PSYCHO-ANALYZERS: Time to blow this joint!

And there's the exit! Wow, it looks like the sun's beginning to set too! You've sure done a lot over the course of one day! Maybe once you get to the next CITY it will be time for a hard-earned rest.

DD: After them!

Yeah, great. Looks like the kids still have your hat. Your PARTNER IN CRIME might have his back, but you decide to keep following them. Just in case.

CD: Follow!

You don't want get left behind!

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No worries, all of the characters we know of got out on time. Except maybe the FOSSIL MANIAC.

I'm just combining the cave-in command a page back with a command for general disaster that I got ages ago. That's all.

And please pick another character/set of characters to jump to for the next update!

[ShittyArtistKota]

>Dave panic like a little girl

[Curris]

Let's be Professor Grandpa. How's he doing. Shame that the best in package delivery comes in the form of unreliable and incredibly slow children eh? How's he spend his time? What pokemon is he studying? Does he keep in touch with other far-flung professors?

[Captain Combusken]

Totally awesome idea: You are now JAKE ENGLISH. You have just arrived from JOHTO with your three friends, JANE CROCKER, DIRK STRIDER and ROXY LALONDE.

You have a CHIKORITA.
Dirk has a CYNDAQUIL.
Roxy has a TOTODILE.
Jane has a SENTRET and a HOOTHOOT.

You are currently at VERMILLION CITY.

[siguard]

John and Vriska> burst onto the scene so find that Mt. Moon is sealed.

[MyCurrentObsession]

John and Vriska> burst onto the scene so find that Mt. Moon is sealed.

I second this. Let's see what our other adventuring team is up to!

[Curris]

More like, John & Vriska (and Karkat too!), have just entered the cave of Mt. Moon just prior to when the Cave-in occurred. Because no good deed goes unpunished.

Vriska --> Relish this opportunity to continue Powerleveling John's pokemon!
Karkat --> Complain about all the useless rock pokemon in here. (Terrible Rock Gym leader, tsk tsk tsk). Then Complain about the Zubats. Then complain about the wimply crying nerds all over the place? What was there a sale at the tragic dorkwad Emporium?
John --> Oh, wow! Caves are so cool! You know, if you tell your friends you went caving, they would think that you were . . . pretty deep. *rimshot*

(but my vote is still with Professor Grandpa - Because we want to get away from Mt. Doom Moon)

[amusedAuspistice]

( Oooh, I second the ALPHA kids thing, but I believe it to be too soon for us to be seeing the Johto Journey and the Ancerstors Gym League. ~ )

Clefairy --- > Follow the party. Be the stalker.
Vriska ---- > Take the cave in as a chance to contact your lackeys.
Vriska ----- > Convince Karkat to teach his Dwebble how to DIG.
Vrikska ---- > Pit Zubats against Bernice. She needs some AERIAL STRIFE experience, after all. You're just COACHING.
Karkat --- > Don't let Vriska show off ! Peharps some of your other 3 pokémon can offer some help?
Karkat ---- > Eventually get yourself the other CRAB-THEMED fossil.
John ---- > Trip over a Geodude. Fall down the cliff. Rock and Roll, dude. It keeps happening.
Vriska --- > Regard John's fall fondly. This seems oddly familiar. It'll toughen him up.
Cave in --- > Wake up SLUMBERING ANCIENT POKEMON.
John ---- > Be in the TOMB OF ANCIENTS.
Aradia ---> Be the FOSSIL AFICIONADO. Lurk eerily in the shadows. You're everywhere, all the time. All of it.
Vriska ---- > Shrug and Shiver. BOO BOO, GHOST B*TCH.
Prof. Granpa --- > Reveal your resistance against the evil scheme.
Mom Lalonde --> Be in cahoots with the Professor. Be the reason your daughter cannot become his assistant. She must not unveil such dangerous truth.

( I'm so expecting Kanaya to be Celadon's Gym Leader. ~)

[Stripe]

(It is worth noting that Grandpa is Jake and Mom is Roxy for the purposes of this story, since I don't want to deal with the complications of identical dopplegangers, so an Alpha Johto journey cannot exactly run parallel to the Beta Kanto journey.

But that's not to say that it didn't happen at some point...)