You are the girl pictured above. The one with the "YOU" floating above her head.
You are a Cheetah Scout, the bravest of the brave, the wiliest of the wily. You are out selling Cheetah Scout cookies for your troop. The sidewalk leading off the top of the screen leads up to the house of your next potential customer.
You are also the protagonist of an MSPA fan adventure, which means your destiny is in the hands of the group of misfits that browse the MSPA forum.
You can't seem to remember your name. Your name is a downright silly thing to forget, but apparently your sudden amnesia is for the sake of the narrative.
You are transported to a strange dimension where you can apparently be given a name. Also, you appear to be glowing for some reason.
Now then... you seriously hope one of the forum-goers can give you a suitable moniker.
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