Oneiros System: An Adventure into the Realms of the Unreal

[Whimbrel]

>Inspe--- Oh darn it, I'm late to the party.

[Aelyrin]

> Sloppy makeouts with poster.

[The One Guy]

Insp- ... Oh.

[ProfessorLizzard]

EXAMINE the package and note.

I am different

[goggleman64]

WHO DAT ON THE WALL?

[ponytailArtist]

EXAMINE the package and note.

I am different

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[Pancakes]

>Inspect package

It's for you! That rules.

>and note.

Whaaat? Hey! They're supposed to be here so you can ask them if you can go to the city!

>Sloppy makeouts with poster.
>WHO DAT ON THE WALL?

It's that drawing you did of John Cusack when you were like... 8? Ugh.
You resist the urge to tear it down and burn it.
Quit tempting me with your boyish good looks, Cusack.

>Enable [Tutorials]
Loading Tutorial System on Main Menu.
Tutorials Enabled.

>Enable [Leaf Guide]
Loading Leaf Guide on Main Menu.
Leaf Guide Enabled

[ponytailArtist]

>Play with the light switch to bump up the electricity bill to spite your parents.

[ProfessorLizzard]

If I see it right , we are one Crystal away from unlocking Corporeal Form! This seems to be a Corporeal Astral projection that can walk around. Or maybe just conjuring up energy constructs? Hmmm

>Mine some crystals goblins
>Open package gleefully! Also take the stamp for your stamp collection.

[kd7sov]

>Take "Have some fun today" as permission.

[aspiringHelpfulness]

> Izzy: Open package. Then see if you have any way to contact the friends you may or may not have.

> Goblins: Mine until there are at least 6 crystals.

[McBearson]

> Izzy: Have some fun.

> Goblins: Sing us the song of your people.

[Whimbrel]

It looks like we have five crystals now, can we buy that new LEAF?

[goggleman64]

> Buy LEAF for 5 crystals; manifest corporeal form of John Cusack.

> Om-nom some leftover breakfast while you tear into that package.

[Pancakes]

>Open package gleefully! Also take the stamp for your stamp collection.

It's a... beta tape and a letter? Okay then.

>Read that letter.

Aw, little Thor.
He totally forgot to enclose any sort of forms, you'd bet.
He also probably isn't very aware of the scarcity of betamax players, either.
He hasn't changed much apparently.

> Goblins: Sing us the song of your people.

burning down the house
burning down the house~

> Buy LEAF for 5 crystals; manifest corporeal form of John Cusack.
Done and NO.

[Whimbrel]

Well, play that tape later. YOU'VE GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO.

Also, you guess your parents being away gives you permission?!

[Sanzh]

Listen to it backwards so it's trippy and shit.
Or not I don't understand how things work!

[ponytailArtist]

Does anyone here know what a beta tape is at all? o.o

>Go on a quest to find some way to play this thing. If it's from a childhood friend, it's gotta be important!

[ProfessorLizzard]

>Goblins: Keep mining! Hmm, I think we should wait and get another goblin, it will make everything faster in a future. Save up for a room.

>Betamax...? Do you even have anything to play it with?

[torac]

>Go on a quest to find some way to play this thing. If it's from a childhood friend, it's gotta be important!

[McBearson]

> TOUCH TAPE

[Pancakes]

>Go on a quest to find some way to play this thing. If it's from a childhood friend, it's gotta be important!

You don't know how much of a quest this is going to be, but you'd think that there might be a Betamax Player either at the Pawn Shop or the Junk Yard.

[ponytailArtist]

Sheesh, tough choice.

>Go to the junk yard. Everything there works about as well as the pawn shop stuff, but now it's free!

[GenTrigger]

>Go to the Ye Olde Pawn Shoppe since it sounds like an upstanding establishment for find gentle ladies such as yourself.

[Whimbrel]

Junkyard. Who knows what amazing free things might be found?!