HOLY BALLS I CAN'T EVEN PICK AN OPTION
i just swayed by to say that this is awesome
>Wear the skirt OVER your cleanest pants.
id go with the shorts. they fit better, or you can borrow some money from fef and on your way to meet nepeta, buy some new pants.
ALSO: It really doesnt help the fact that i was watching THIS http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/480676 while reading all the posts, and imagening eridan as link and feferi as navi and HAVE NO CLUE WHY XD
Last edited by Sollux Captor; 05-10-2011 at 10:57 PM.
> Be the rebel you know you are at heart.
Fight the cisgenderist status quo and its oppressive regimen of restrictive fashion censorship! What right does THE RED have to dictatorially decree how you use your body and the garments upon it to express yourself?! REVEAL THE INHERENT OBSURDITY IN THEIR SOCIALLY-CONSTRUCTED RULES! WEAR THE SKIRT! BE THE MAN!
... Yeah, you cannot quite get yourself hyped over this. It was worth a try.
Oh well. Pray Feferi has something in plaid and call it a kilt.
> Borrow one of Fef's... kilts.
As it happens, she does not have anything in plaid. You suppose you will call it a kilt anyway.
She also strongly recommends against this. She understands how much you want to make a good impression and how your current wardrobe is not exactly cut out for that, but she doesn't think wearing a skirt is a good solution. However, you insist. YOU were handling fashion, remember? So she loans you a random skirt and out the door you run.
You have been messing around with your dumb clothes for so long that you are on the verge of being late. You will have to catch a train to Nepeta's part of town, thank goodness you have a perigree-long train pass
which you left in your pants.
You run back to get it. Now you really are going to be late.
It is not until you get on the train that you stop to take a look at the skirt Feferi loaned you. Just what the hell are you wearing, anyway?
Bright red. It will not make a good impression on the highbloods.
+1 reader. I wish I had found this adventure earlier.
Something long, with a seam up the front like this:
It could almost be mistaken for pants. If you used you're imagination.
And now for someone completely different.
> Nepeta: Prepare for date.
Date? What date? You have no dates in the near future. All you plan on doing today is have dinner with Eridan. Until then, you are hunting.
Okay, actually, you are pretending to hunt. There is not a lot you can ACTUALLY hunt in the city. So instead you are firing at interesting-looking inanimate objects.
Except it seems that somebody is trolling you. You store your bow and arrows in your strife deck and answer. You would have had to put them up anyway; you will be meeting with Eridan fairly soon. You are keeping a watch-out for him from above. LIKE A TRUE HUNTER.
karkatVantas [KV] began trolling nepetaLeijon [NL]
I love this forum adventure.
highblood karkat is best karkat.
lol he kinda sounds like dave a little.
which is awesome.
> Karkat - rage offscreen.
also you inspired me:
Eridan: >Wear the skirt. Be the well-dressed-guy
Nepeta: > Laugh uncontrolably.
Eridan: >Regret everything.
Karkat: >Get worried, send spy.
Predator Nepeta is Best Nepeta.
>Nepeta: Be kidnapped by the revolutionary sea dweller
>Eridan: If she asks, claim a subjuggulator stole your pants, so you're wearing a kilt instead, which you don't like to do usually since people tend to mistake it for a skirt.
I hereby acknowledge that any of the preceeding words might possibly be nonsensical, insane, illogical, or just plain weird.
Haha, clothes getting too complicated?
>Eridan: Be wearing a simple purple skirt. Make sure it's long too; Not that you would have picked a miniskirt to begin with but still...
> Eridan: Stare in abject terror at the monstrosity on your legs.
There are no words that could possibly describe how you feel at this moment.
How could Feferi let you go outside like this?
Why does she even OWN this skirt?!
>Lovely Orange: *sees update, spits out drink*
>Eridan: Cut paisley out, sew together squiddles, create squiddle pants. only slightly less appalling than before!
>Eridan: Flip the skirt inside out. It can't be nearly as hideous inside out, right? ... Right?
> apply scarf as waste-chute veil