Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood

[badassPinnacle]

HOLY BALLS I CAN'T EVEN PICK AN OPTION

i just swayed by to say that this is awesome

[ConsumedYogurt]

>Wear the skirt OVER your cleanest pants.

[Sollux Captor]

id go with the shorts. they fit better, or you can borrow some money from fef and on your way to meet nepeta, buy some new pants.

ALSO: It really doesnt help the fact that i was watching THIS http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/480676 while reading all the posts, and imagening eridan as link and feferi as navi and HAVE NO CLUE WHY XD

[ckret2]

> Be the rebel you know you are at heart.


Fight the cisgenderist status quo and its oppressive regimen of restrictive fashion censorship! What right does THE RED have to dictatorially decree how you use your body and the garments upon it to express yourself?! REVEAL THE INHERENT OBSURDITY IN THEIR SOCIALLY-CONSTRUCTED RULES! WEAR THE SKIRT! BE THE MAN!

... Yeah, you cannot quite get yourself hyped over this. It was worth a try.

Oh well. Pray Feferi has something in plaid and call it a kilt.

> Borrow one of Fef's... kilts.


As it happens, she does not have anything in plaid. You suppose you will call it a kilt anyway.

She also strongly recommends against this. She understands how much you want to make a good impression and how your current wardrobe is not exactly cut out for that, but she doesn't think wearing a skirt is a good solution. However, you insist. YOU were handling fashion, remember? So she loans you a random skirt and out the door you run.

You have been messing around with your dumb clothes for so long that you are on the verge of being late. You will have to catch a train to Nepeta's part of town, thank goodness you have a perigree-long train pass

which you left in your pants.



You run back to get it. Now you really are going to be late.

It is not until you get on the train that you stop to take a look at the skirt Feferi loaned you. Just what the hell are you wearing, anyway?

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Be creative, y'all. Describe what you want, or provide pictures. Generic ideas are fine, I can fill in details myself.

[Zrcalo]

PAISELY GREEN AND PINK

( and I feel sooooo bad for Gamzee I just wanna give him a hug. also I wanna see him harass Eridan about his skirt with a box on his head. LOL)

[Trail Mix]

Bright red. It will not make a good impression on the highbloods.

[Cheers]

+1 reader. I wish I had found this adventure earlier.

Something long, with a seam up the front like this:
http://www.shoparteffect.com/assets/images/AET05771.jpg
It could almost be mistaken for pants. If you used you're imagination.

[ckret2]

And now for someone completely different.

> Nepeta: Prepare for date.


Date? What date? You have no dates in the near future. All you plan on doing today is have dinner with Eridan. Until then, you are hunting.

Okay, actually, you are pretending to hunt. There is not a lot you can ACTUALLY hunt in the city. So instead you are firing at interesting-looking inanimate objects.

Except it seems that somebody is trolling you. You store your bow and arrows in your strife deck and answer. You would have had to put them up anyway; you will be meeting with Eridan fairly soon. You are keeping a watch-out for him from above. LIKE A TRUE HUNTER.



karkatVantas [KV] began trolling nepetaLeijon [NL]

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KV: HEY NEPETA.
NL: CAPS LOCK. :PP
KV: Oh, right.
NL: :33
KV: Actually, you know what?
KV: FUCK YOU. I CAN USE CAPS LOCK IF I WANT.
NL: Ok, ok, if that's what you want.
KV: MAYBE IT IS.
KV: SO ANYWAY I FINALLY FINISHED MY LATEST SCRIPT.
NL: That's fantastic!!
NL: It's edited and everything?
KV: YEAH.
KV: WELL, I STILL DON'T HAVE NAMES FOR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS.
KV: I GUESS YOU CAN HELP WITH THAT.
KV: YOU'RE GOOD AT MAKING UP NAMES.
NL: Thanks! :33 I'd be glad to help.
KV: WHEN THEY AREN'T SHITTY RPING ANIMAL NAMES.
NL: Heeheehee.
KV: WHAT? WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY?
KV: I KINDA JUST INSULTED YOU.
NL: No, it's just somebody said something funny about the word rping earlier.
NL: Never mind!
KV: YEAH OK WHATEVER.
KV: ANYWAY YOU WANT TO SEE THIS?
NL: Yesss!
NL: I've been looking forward to seeing how it ends.
KV: YOU COULD HAVE JUST SKIPPED TO THE END YOU KNOW.
NL: I know, but I wanted to read the whole thing in order!
NL: So I couldn't go past the stuff you hadn't written yet.
KV: OK WHATEVER, IT ISN'T LIKE THE WAY IT ENDS ISN'T ALREADY IN THE WORKING TITLE.
KV: LIKE NEAR THE BOTTOM OF PAGE TWO.
NL: I always skip the titles of movies. ://
KV: ACTUALLY I CAN'T BLAME YOU THERE.
KV: SO ANYWAY HERE IT IS.
-- karkatVantas [KV] sent nepetaLeijon [NL] the file "wipepicromcom6.txt" --
NL: Thanks Karkat!
NL: I'm sure it will be furriffic!
KV: PAINFULLY AWFUL PUN ASIDE
NL: *terrific, sorry
KV: YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT ABOUT MY SCRIPTS.
KV: REALLY, IT LOSES ITS MEANING IF YOU KEEP SAYING IT.
NL: But they ARE all terrific!
NL: I'm sure you'll get one actually made into a movie someday. :33
KV: OH WOW THANKS.
KV: RUB SOME SALT UP IN THAT OPEN WOUND WHY DON'T YOU?
NL: Sorry. :((
KV: NO IT'S FINE.
KV: THAT'S JUST WHAT THE WOUND NEEDS.
KV: I MEAN IT'S ALREADY FESTERING WITH INFECTED PUS AND SOME SORT OF NASTY CRUSTY STUFF.
KV: A BUCKET OF SALT IS SURE TO HELP.
KV: JUST GRIND IT UP IN THERE WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS.
KV: MAYBE IT'LL MAKE THE PUS FIZZ OR SOMETHING.
NL: Ewww Karkat!
NL: That's just gross!
KV: YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU PULLED THE SALT OUT.
NL: >((
KV: OK OK.
KV: ANYWAY LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.
KV: AND FOR THE SAKE OF MY DWINDLING SANITY, PLEASE DON'T GO ON ANY MORE ABOUT HOW SUPPORTING PRANKSTER #2 SHOULD REPLACE THE HOT BLACKROM LEAD AS MY HERO'S KISMESIS, OK?
NL: Awww. :((
KV: I NAMED HIM "SUPPORTING PRANKSTER #2" INSTEAD OF "HOT BLACKROM LEAD" FOR A REASON.
NL: But they could be so cute together!
NL: All the chemistry is there! They're positively vitriolic with each other.
KV: NO.
KV: THERE IS NO CHEMISTRY.
KV: THEY ARE LIKE FUCKING HELIUM AND NEON.
KV: YOU CAN MIX THAT SHIT WITH A FUCKING ATOM-BLENDER AND THERE WILL BE NO REACTIONS.
KV: IT IS SCIENCE.
KV: SCIENCE SAYS THERE IS NO CHEMISTRY.
KV: I WOULD KNOW. I WROTE THEM.
NL: Fiiine.
KV: ANYWAY, YOU CAN LOOK AT IT AND GIVE ME *INTELLIGENT* COMMENTS ON WHAT YOU THINK.
KV: CAN YOU GET IT BACK THIS EVENING?
NL: Ummm, actually, no, probably not.
KV: WHY THE FUCK NOT?
NL: I'm going out for a fancy dinner!
NL: Seafood!
KV: WHAT?
KV: OK SERIOUSLY, "FANCY" AND "SEAFOOD" DO NOT BELONG IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
KV: OR ACTUALLY WITHIN THE SAME VICINITY AS EACH OTHER, WHICH I GUESS IS WHAT YOU REALLY DID.
NL: No, it's actually a fancy seafood restaurant!
NL: I've never been before. I'm excited. :33
KV: HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU END UP A HIGHBLOOD.
KV: I STILL THINK SOMETHING WENT WRONG SOMEWHERE.
NL: Karkat, have you ever even tried seafood?
KV: WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING RETARDED LIKE THAT?
NL: ://
KV: SO WHAT THE HELL IS THE NAME OF THIS CHIMERICAL FANCY-SEAFOOD PLACE?
NL: I don't know yet. Eridan said he'll take me there, so I guess it'll be a surprise. :33
KV: ERIDAN?
KV: AHAHA
KV: HAHAHAHAHA
NL: What?
KV: HA
KV: HA
KV: YOU
KV: ACTUALLY, NO, THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
KV: YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH *HIM*?
KV: OH MY GOD.
KV: I DIDN'T THINK EVEN YOU WOULD SINK THAT LOW.
NL: Hey! >OO Thanks a lot!
NL: And ANYWAY, I'm not "going out" with him.
NL: He just knows I like seafood, and he doesn't get to have nice things very often
NL: so he's showing me the place and in return I'm treating him. :33
KV: YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE DINNER WITH HIM
KV: AT A MAGICAL FANCY RESTAURANT THAT HE PROBABLY MADE UP
NL: He wouldn't lie. ://
KV: AND YOU THINK, FOR SOME REASON, YOU *AREN'T* GOING OUT WITH HIM?
KV: EXACTLY HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW HIM?
NL: Pretty well!
NL: I mean, I've known him since we were kids.
NL: Sometimes we'd flarp together.
KV: OH FUCK, YEAH, I FORGOT HOW BIG A NERD YOU USED TO BE.
KV: STILL ARE I GUESS.
NL: And I'm still not going out with him!
NL: He made it very clear that it's just dinner.
KV: REALLY.
NL: Really!
KV: HAHAHA I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
KV: OK, OK, SURE. SURE IT'S JUST DINNER.
KV: BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
KV: AND IF THIS "FANCY RESTAURANT" HE'S MADE UP HAS BARS OVER THE WINDOWS?
KV: RUN.
NL: >(( Try having a little more faith in him, why don't you?
NL: He's your friend too!
KV: WHOA WHOA WHOA
KV: HE IS *NOT* MY FRIEND.
KV: I DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH VIOLENT BLOODS.
NL: He's not violent, either.
KV: HE'S JUST ANOTHER WRITING RESOURCE. SOMETIMES I'VE GOTTA HAVE SEA DWELLER CHARACTERS IN MY SCRIPTS AND I CAN RUN THEM BY HIM AND MAKE SURE I GET THE MECHANICS RIGHT.
KV: ON LIKE WHAT THEY CAN DO WHEN THEY'RE BREATHING UNDERWATER AND SHIT LIKE THAT.
KV: HE IS NOT A "FRIEND."
NL: Whatever you say, Karkat.
NL: Anyway, I think I see him coming.
KV: DON'T TELL HIM I SAID HI.
KV: BECAUSE THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'D PROBABLY DO.
KV: OH AND BY THE WAY
KV: WHEN HE TURNS OUT TO BE MAKING SOME BADLY DISGUISED ATTEMPT TO GET OVER YOUR PAIL
KV: LET ME KNOW.
KV: I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES.
KV: I CAN HAVE A THRESHECUTIONER TAKE CARE OF HIM FASTER THAN HE CAN GLUB.
KV: SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
KV: NEPETA?
KV: DID YOU FORGET TO SIGN OFF OR SOMETHING?
KV: I'M STIIIIILL HEEEERE.
NL: oh my pawd
KV: WHAT?
NL: gotta go

nepetaLeijon [NL] ceased trolling karkatVantas [KV]

KV: WAIT, WHAT?
KV: No seriously, what?
KV: No caps even. What happened?
KV: Nepeta?
KV: NEPETA.
KV: FUCKING SEA DWELLER. I WANNA HEAR WHAT THE HELL HE DID WHEN YOU GET BACK.

karkatVantas [KV] ceased trolling nepetaLeijon [NL]

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> Author: Form kismesissitude with self for making the highblood costumes so complicated.


You vow to give Tavros and Sollux something stylish but simple.

[Zrcalo]

OMFG
its amazzzziiing.

I love this forum adventure.
highblood karkat is best karkat.
lol he kinda sounds like dave a little.
which is awesome.

> Karkat - rage offscreen.

also you inspired me:

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omfg I made a fantroll. he's a homeless troll. red blood but he's kinda sticking to canon. I probably wont use him for anything but if you need some random troll sprite you can use him.

[Zak TH]

Eridan: >Wear the skirt. Be the well-dressed-guy
Nepeta: > Laugh uncontrolably.
Eridan: >Regret everything.

Alternitavely;
Karkat: >Get worried, send spy.

[Rational Absurdity]

Predator Nepeta is Best Nepeta.

[Snowmanne]

>Nepeta: Be kidnapped by the revolutionary sea dweller

[Snowmanne]

Eridan: >Wear the skirt. Be the well-dressed-guy
Nepeta: > Laugh uncontrolably.
Eridan: >Regret everything.

Alternitavely;
Karkat: >Get worried, send spy.

Spy: Be Travos

[Lovely Orange]

Eridan: >Wear the skirt. Be the well-dressed-guy
Nepeta: > Laugh uncontrolably.
Eridan: >Regret everything.

Alternitavely;
Karkat: >Get worried, send spy.

Spy: Be Travos

>Spy!Tavros: Have issues involving stairs. Hey you may be high up but you can't catch all of the breaks.

[Ouroboros]

>Eridan: If she asks, claim a subjuggulator stole your pants, so you're wearing a kilt instead, which you don't like to do usually since people tend to mistake it for a skirt.

[Elkian]

skirt: Be squiddle-patterned

[youdont12know]

skirt: Be squiddle-patterned

[WillyDeWulfe]

KILT: Be squiddle-patterned

[ponytailArtist]

Haha, clothes getting too complicated?

>Eridan: Be wearing a simple purple skirt. Make sure it's long too; Not that you would have picked a miniskirt to begin with but still...

[ckret2]

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omfg I made a fantroll. he's a homeless troll. red blood but he's kinda sticking to canon. I probably wont use him for anything but if you need some random troll sprite you can use him.

Feed the trolls, lawl. So if this is his canon universe interpretation, what defining character traits would he still be likely to have in this universe, would you say?

> Eridan: Stare in abject terror at the monstrosity on your legs.


There are no words that could possibly describe how you feel at this moment.

How could Feferi let you go outside like this?

Why does she even OWN this skirt?!

[Lovely Orange]

>Lovely Orange: *sees update, spits out drink*

>Eridan: Cut paisley out, sew together squiddles, create squiddle pants. only slightly less appalling than before!

Alternitavely,

>Eridan: Flip the skirt inside out. It can't be nearly as hideous inside out, right? ... Right?

[Demonsul]

> Eridan: You've changed your mind. This is wrong. Very wrong. So wrong you shouldn't be here at all. Perhaps now would be a time to get the hell out before Nepeta sees-

> Nepeta: Be staring from rooftop.

> Eridan: Oh Shit.

[Snowmanne]

>remove skirt

> apply scarf as waste-chute veil

[ponytailArtist]

> Eridan: You've changed your mind. This is wrong. Very wrong. So wrong you shouldn't be here at all. Perhaps now would be a time to get the hell out before Nepeta sees-

> Nepeta: Be staring from rooftop.

> Eridan: Oh Shit.

This is the only logical course of action.

[Elkian]

So I wasn't the only one to think he should just turn a skirt into pants
but tailoring takes time that he didn't have.