TROLLSLUM CAFE XV: Abandon Hope, Ye Who Enter Here

[Thunder Reign]

Huh, did he just say something? She couldn't pick up that one sentence! Her fins fluff up as she strains to hear, but it's no use. His flirtatious comment has gone undetected. Oh well.
"Wellll, when you get tired of being in here we can go for a, whirl. And- oh hey, you wannnna know about, her???? Sure!!!! She's a giant isopod, aaaand she's realllly affffectionate, and she's thiiiis biiiig, and when other seadwellllers tried to killll me she would bite them in half, and...." Sopora rambles on about her lusus for what seems like ages, recalling all sorts of anecdotes that are probably only interesting to her.

"....And that's how I ate whale for the first, time. Oh, wait, I should probably shut, up!!!! What's your lusus, like????"

[technoAnomaly]

Yerkir walks into the cafe in a nonchalant fashion, his face a blank slate. He glances around the area briefly before taking a seat at the bar and ordering a drink.

[inexplicableSigns]

Dievos listens to all her stories, smiling and nodding along.
"YouR LusuS SoundS ReallY WonderfuL, SoporA. HehehE. M-Y LusuS, WelL..."
He pulls a small whistle out of his pocket and blows on it for a second, causing a troll-sized burrowing owl to fly in through the hole in the wall and perch on the edge of the booth. She looks Sopora over curiously.
"-I- Don'T HavE AnY CooL StorieS UnlesS YoU WanT T-O HeaR AbouT HoW ShE DigS HoleS AlL ThE TimE, YeaH. BuT She'S NeveR LefT M-Y SidE, YoU KnoW? Couldn'T AsK FoR -A- BetteR LusuS."

Verter looks over at Yerkir. Her arm has fully regrown and the chunk missing from her shoulder is just a weird patch of discolored flesh. She smiles and waves, taking a sip of her Tab.
"Hiiiiii theere : D"

[Thunder Reign]

Sopora reaches out a hand to the owl somewhat nervously to say hello. What do owls do to acclimatize themselves to new people?? Sniff them? Peck them? She has no idea, birds are a complete mystery to her.
"Hellllo.... missss birdmom.... how do you, do????" Her hand shakes a little, but she pats the lusus on the head gently before quickly withdrawing her arm.

"It's cooool that your lusus can follllow you, around. My mommmma lives at the bottttom of the, sea. I don't know if she can come, up! But I don't think people would like it if she rocked up to the, cafe. She's a littttle, fat. Hehehehe. What does your lusus, eat???? I hope not, trolllls. I am not very, tasty."

[technoAnomaly]

Yerkir looks at Verter briefly then reterns to his drink and sighs. "(> State what y0u need then get 0ut 0f my face. <)" Yerkir says fiercely without looking at Verter.

[Flamerider64]

So it turns out Fuego left after all.
And now he's back wearing... this thing...

i got coLd.

[inexplicableSigns]

"MostlY RodentS AnD InsectS, It'S PerfectlY SafE."
Owlmom tilts her head and stares at Sopora before hooting and nodding.
"A-W, HehehE. ShE LikeS YoU! GooD, GooD, YeaH. I-'M PrettY LuckY ThaT ShE CaN TraveL WitH M-E, BecausE She'S PrettY MucH AlL O-F HomE -I- KeeP WitH M-E."
And oh man Yerkir is here! Drunk shenanigans will happen after Sopora tiem.

Verter frowns.
"aaaaww, calm doooown. i juuust wanted tooo say helloooo : D
you looook intereesting for a marooooon blood : D"

[technoAnomaly]

Yerkir looks at Verter. "(> Why. Are. Y0u. B0thering. Me. <)"

[Monster X]

Vitrauh stumbles in again, this time limping. Limping?

It seems he's somehow obtained a slight case of impalation through his left leg. He's sort of cursing quietly, but handling pretty well.

He sits at the counter and starts working at himself with a small collection of medical equipment.

And then he sees Verter. His internal monologue looks something like this at the moment...

"fuckfuckfuckwhydoesmywoundsuddenlylooktastyshitfu cknobadideahelp""

[inexplicableSigns]

"Because i caaaan : 3
why are yoooou so uptiiight : ?"
Verter leans in uncomfortably close to Yerkir, grinning in a very terrifying way.
She fails to see Vitrauh luckily.

Dievos takes a quick look around the Cafe.
Oh hey Yerkir, his <>!
... oh hey Vitrauh, that guy he's been helping in a way that totally isn't <> at all!
Dievos freezes.
oh fuck.

[Monster X]

"Because i caaaan : 3
why are yoooou so uptiiight : ?"
Verter leans in uncomfortably close to Yerkir, grinning in a very terrifying way.
She fails to see Vitrauh luckily.

Dievos takes a quick look around the Cafe.
Oh hey Yerkir, his !
... oh hey Vitrauh, that guy he's been helping in a way that totally isn't at all!
Dievos freezes.
oh fuck.

Vitrauh does not notice Dievos, instead working at the blade in his leg. And desperately avoiding looking at anyone, even his own leg.

It seems that there's going to be rather a lot of cyan all over the floor. Attempting to remove invasive objects without looking is... difficult. And it seems pretty bloody too.

He hurriedly tries to withdraw his muzzle, dropping it on the floor in his haste.

[technoAnomaly]

Yerkir scowls at Verter. "(> I'm uptight because I need my time, it is m0re imp0rtant then y0ur idi0tic rambling. Y0u're reas0n f0r b0thering me is redicul0us. N0w either leave me al0ne 0r state y0ur business. <)"

[inexplicableSigns]

Verter shakes her head.
"nooope nope nope noope : D
i'm goooing to keep booothering you and you can't dooo aaanything about it : D"
She wraps an arm around him, giggling and fully expecting a violent response.

[Monster X]

Vitrauh dives for his muzzle, snapping the spear in his leg. He hurriedly pushes in the locks and stares forward, now noticing Dievos.

He just watches kind of sorrowfully. He doesn't seem to have any real plan on his mind, so he stares at his leg and twiddles the spear again.

Finally, the main spire is drawn out. Unfortunately, there is still a serrated metal object in his leg. He watches it angrily.

[technoAnomaly]

Yerkir glances around at the technology present. "(> Let me n0tify y0u 0f this, I am a techn0path. If y0u d0n't leave me al0ne, I will be f0rced t0 use them t0 beat s0me sense int0 y0u. <)"

[inexplicableSigns]

".... ooooh reaally : ?
gooo right ahead : D"
Yeah she'd probably just enjoy that.

Dievos is waiting on soporasorry

[Monster X]

Vitrauh finally extracts the spear. Since he pretty much chose the worst time ever to enter the cafe, and NARF has to leave now, he limps towards the back. Rest should work, although sleep would be a bad idea.

[technoAnomaly]

Yerkir grabs the arm of a nearby server bot and tears it off, in the process he tries to shake off Verter. Afterwards, he begins tinkering with the arm.

[Thunder Reign]

Sopora notices Dievos is paying attention to someone else, and she turns to look as well.
"Who's, this???? A, friend????"

[Flamerider64]

Fuego just minds his own business and sits down.
He wasn't going to bother checking if his matesprit was still asleep here, I mean, god damn he just knows he'll be on her for the next sweep and she won't get up.
That of course being an exaggeration.

[inexplicableSigns]

Verter holds on to Yerkir tight, watching him work with a child-like glee.
"ooooooh : D"

Dievos shakes his head when Vitrauh leaves, calming down.
"That'S YerkiR, M-Y MoiraiL... ThE OnE ThaT BuilT M-Y BikE AnD GuitaR... AnD -I- ThinK He'S AbouT T-O GeT IntO -A- FighT."
He shouts from across the cafe.
"YerkiR! BehavE, MaN! YoU CaN WastE -A- FeW MinuteS BeinG SociaL WithouT ShootinG SomeonE, RighT?"
He chuckles and turns back to Sopora.
"SorrY, SorrY. U-H, WhaT D-O YoU WanT T-O D-O NoW?"

[cadiumIndigo]

And then she staggers in.
And then collapses.
Have fun with that 8D

((ie do whatever as I won't be back today as long as it doesn't involve death to her mmmk))

[Thunder Reign]

She puts her hands up, laughing.
"It's okay if you wannnna go over and chat to your, broseph!!!! I can just talk to my moirail on Trollllian for a, while. We could go take a ride on that bike when you're done with, him????"

[scintillatingMoniker]

Harpox notices someone very, very wounded and very weak falling into the cafe.

Good thing he's mute or everyone would hear his laughter.

[technoAnomaly]

After a few brief moments of work, Yerkir finishes his new revolver. He swiftly aims it at Verter's head.

Then he hears Dievos.

Yerkir shifts his gaze to Dievos, his mood improving immensely. "(> Huh, Diev0s?<)" Yerkir blinks then notices it IS Dievos. He drops his new gun and walks over to Dievos, completely forgetting Verter. " (> Hey Diev0s, whats up?<)"