click a thing to help rj win something and he will give you all free things

[rj lake]

(the infraction was because i said "retarded" in here, sorry guys

jesus on a flying wiccan, this is the funniest thing to happen to me all day)

edit: but to clarify, this in no way means that getting infracted is a thing that one should take with anything other than absolute seriousness; if you get an infraction, it is because, in some way, shape, or form, you fucked up. i fucked up in this post, as you can see from my infraction. don't be me, people.

now let's continue on with the contests and whatever

hey hey dudes i am that music team guy who brought you this song and this song and this song and the entire concept and execution of homestuck gaiden and this song and this song and that one and this one and the one used in the thing about jade waking up

here is the deal. i submit bullshit to stupid fuckshits like this goddamned site and i realize that the majority of the userbase there is premium-style retarded gung-ho awful, bitches

CURRENT CONTESTS ENTERED

Threadless Typetees

• "this is a shirt with words on it" - currently has 62 votes, 50% of which are positive
• "i am inside an affordable and trendy item made for regular people" - currently has 60 votes, 45% of which are positive
• "you actually can, in fact, touch this (if you have hands or skin)" - currently has 18 votes, 39% of which are positive

Threadless Designs


Dreamwoven:



I'm Wearing Threadless:


basically, i am whoring my goodness out to all y'all for the sake of a dollar, and also four hundred and ninety nine other dollars

here is how shit goes down: if you vote for a thing i do, and tell others to vote for this etc and I WIN then I will write you all a song to your collective specifications and whims and release it for absolutely one hundred percent free.

i will be submitting to these sorts of things constantly and all of the links will go in this thread. in the event of the win, I will change the thread title and you can all tell me what you want me to do with this song that i will be creating for everyone.

In the case of the threadless slogan comp I will be submitting one slogan every twenty four hours. further contest entrants of this nature, including the threadless main contest, are going to likewise be posted in this thread.

every ten times i win a thing in a row, i will write a full-on ep. if i win twenty times, i will write an entire album

and you will all tell me exactly what i will do; what songs i will sample, if there are mashups, what lyrics need to be included, what kind of vocal effects, the key, the time signature

literally anything

and i will give an absolute full bonus material journal for every song re: the process behind making it and photos of its production

and this will all be free

for you

for every thing that is voted and wins

thanks, goodnight

AREAS OF INTEREST: QUESTIONS ASKED AND ANSWERED

"What is up with this site? I am not seeing an RJ or whatever or anything what do we do oh noooo"

My username on threadless is spellmynamewithabang, so if there is any confusion ctrl-f that bitch, man.

edit: seriously i love how this is the first post out of all of my posts, everywhere, to be the one that gets me an infraction

i'm not COMPLAINING about THINGS but i find this really funny is all

anyway carry on

[CaptainZaven]

you could tell me to vote for you with no other motivation than the fact that you did Carbon Nadsat and you would get my vote.

o7

[TCO]

i'd vote for you even if you weren't offering anything

because you are fantastic

[Maydame]

and my axe

[Walliard]

One of my captcha words was "lake". Clearly this is a sign.

[JadeWolf27]

Oh my gog, you did The Beginning of Something Really Excellent?! ~votes~
I love that song! ^-^

[Blueberry]

RJ you are wonderful and I would vote for you even if you weren't promising awesome free things

also i would totally buy that shirt from threadless even if it wasn't you so YEAH

[konec0]

yey vote vote voted

now xfactor I request you finish that remix
you know
the awesome one you were working on =3

/pestering =3

p.s. your songs are excellent without exception

[crash826]

gave you a vote because you generate art like some people generate poop
consistently and with incredibly entertaining results

[Almost Human]

I'm more than willing to vote but let's pretend I don't know anything about the site and can't tell which one is yours. I was looking through the names for an RJ or an Xfactor but neither of those appear to be happening.
Sorry I'm not that bright, can someone help me out?

[Blueberry]

"this is a shirt with words on it" is xfac's. Right under the CHECK OUT THIS SLOGAN thingy.

[rj lake]

love all you guys

am going to be updating the op with info whenever it becomes pertinent, as it seems it is becoming

[Almost Human]

"this is a shirt with words on it" is xfac's. Right under the CHECK OUT THIS SLOGAN thingy.

Thanks! I thought that might be the case but I wasn't sure how it all worked.
Alright, I am doing this.

[inexpediency]

Voted! It's a cool slogan, and your music is cool, and you are a cool guy so there you go.

[rj lake]

quick update: it has 41 votes now and approx. 51 percent of the people who have voted liked it! keep telling your friends to tell their friends and etc and maybe we can get this to one hundred votes by the end of the day

would be nice

thanks again, y'all

[lucidSeraph]

so




what if I were to need trailer music for a kickstarter project

and i helped you win

[rj lake]

so




what if I were to need trailer music for a kickstarter project

and i helped you win

literally anything

you can use the song collectively crowdsourced as a result in your project, yes

you can help the specifications along, that is indeed allowed

[cesiumTea]

Done
May the rainbows be with you

[Almost Human]

you can use the song collectively crowdsourced as a result in your project, yes
you can help the specifications along, that is indeed allowed

Hmmm I may get my friends in on this. I could use a sweet tune as background for my animation demo/website :P

[lucidSeraph]

Voted, good sir.

[Almost Human]

Huh I didn't realize we weren't allowed to use that word. Or term I suppose. Live and learn!

Anyway I voted you up, and some of the other slogans down.
Some of them are just terrible.

[innocuousRancor]

Voted!

Voted down a bunch of others. Most make no sense at all what

I will tumblr the hell out of this yes

[rj lake]

Again, love all of you so much.

Don't be voting down other shirts unless you actually don't like them, by the way. I'd appreciate the sentiment but if you actually dig a slogan you should show the support!

There are lots of dumb ones, though. I'll agree with that.

Also, tell your friends that if they want to give me specs for Winner Songs they can totally do so either through you guys or by emailing me at spellmynamewithabang@hotmail.com. So there is that!

Also, my next slogan goes up in about fifteen minutes. It won't supercede the old one; it's just going to be there in addition. First post will change to reflect this.

[rj lake]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand "i am inside an affordable and trendy item made for regular people" has just gone up!

vote for this thing and also the other thing too, and tell your friends, and etc etc etc!

[illisid]

Dap

voted, good sir