(the infraction was because i said "retarded" in here, sorry guys
jesus on a flying wiccan, this is the funniest thing to happen to me all day)
edit: but to clarify, this in no way means that getting infracted is a thing that one should take with anything other than absolute seriousness; if you get an infraction, it is because, in some way, shape, or form, you fucked up. i fucked up in this post, as you can see from my infraction. don't be me, people.
now let's continue on with the contests and whatever
hey hey dudes i am that music team guy who brought you this song and this song and this song and the entire concept and execution of homestuck gaiden and this song and this song and that one and this one and the one used in the thing about jade waking up
here is the deal. i submit bullshit to stupid fuckshits like this goddamned site and i realize that the majority of the userbase there is premium-style retarded gung-ho awful, bitches
CURRENT CONTESTS ENTERED
- "this is a shirt with words on it" - currently has 62 votes, 50% of which are positive
- "i am inside an affordable and trendy item made for regular people" - currently has 60 votes, 45% of which are positive
- "you actually can, in fact, touch this (if you have hands or skin)" - currently has 18 votes, 39% of which are positive
I'm Wearing Threadless:
basically, i am whoring my goodness out to all y'all for the sake of a dollar, and also four hundred and ninety nine other dollars
here is how shit goes down: if you vote for a thing i do, and tell others to vote for this etc and I WIN then I will write you all a song to your collective specifications and whims and release it for absolutely one hundred percent free.
i will be submitting to these sorts of things constantly and all of the links will go in this thread. in the event of the win, I will change the thread title and you can all tell me what you want me to do with this song that i will be creating for everyone.
In the case of the threadless slogan comp I will be submitting one slogan every twenty four hours. further contest entrants of this nature, including the threadless main contest, are going to likewise be posted in this thread.
every ten times i win a thing in a row, i will write a full-on ep. if i win twenty times, i will write an entire album
and you will all tell me exactly what i will do; what songs i will sample, if there are mashups, what lyrics need to be included, what kind of vocal effects, the key, the time signature
and i will give an absolute full bonus material journal for every song re: the process behind making it and photos of its production
and this will all be free
for every thing that is voted and wins
AREAS OF INTEREST: QUESTIONS ASKED AND ANSWERED
"What is up with this site? I am not seeing an RJ or whatever or anything what do we do oh noooo"
My username on threadless is spellmynamewithabang, so if there is any confusion ctrl-f that bitch, man.
edit: seriously i love how this is the first post out of all of my posts, everywhere, to be the one that gets me an infraction
i'm not COMPLAINING about THINGS but i find this really funny is all
anyway carry on