TROLLSLUM CAFE XVI: Gog is Dead

[Captain Whosit]

We killed him/her/it.

Alright, I would just like to start out with a little message. I would like to remind everyone of the big bolded stuff at the bottom of this post. I know that trolls, and some of the other creatures that have been appearing, can tend to be rather rowdy, but I have become a bit concerned lately that it sometimes gets out of hand. I just want to remind everyone that the intent of the Cafe is to be a place to get some free-form, social RP going. Obviously, some rough-housing will be inevitable, but please avoid using characters who are likely to provoke hostile responses by their very nature. I would like the general emphasis to be on social interaction, rather than anti-social interaction.

I do not want to be a cop, but I do want to make sure that this thread is an inviting place for everyone. So, please, do have a good time, but try not to go overboard. I would like the Cafe to be as inviting to new players as possible.

Every where you go, there's places like this; a comfortable place, dimly lit, with coffee and couches and books on the shelves and free wifi and, I don't know, a soup of the day. After the sun comes up they put up the shutters and sell alcohol. It's homey, unless your homelife involves caves and monsters that eat people, which it probablv does, because you're a troll.

It's a good place to have a seat and a cup of coffee, and make a friend, which in your language is the same word as enemy, because... you're a troll.

((And if you are maybe a human, which is a thing that doesn't exist, in another univere pretending to be a troll, maybe this is a good place to roleplay in a casual, social, variably canon setting or try out a new character. Please don't poke the setting too hard and please don't go on any murderous rampages. Honk.

EDIT: Feel free to NPC service when you order something, I can't watch this all the time or reply to every comment. For that matter feel free to assume your troll works here and fill someone's order if you want.

EDIT2: OKAY GUESS WE NEED SOME RULES AFTER ALL.

This is really intended to be a loose social setting for people to fool around and chat and try new characters. It is a not great place for a big brawl in the middle of the room that everyone pretty much has to react to. If you are playing a character who is inevitably going to try and hurt people and provoke this kind of thing, you should really think long and hard about bringing them in here for that reason. If a fight comes up in the course of RP, please take it ''outside' instead of disrupting the whole room. It being in the thread is fine, but it should be set somewhere where new people or people who don't want to be involved can ignore it, please. ))

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[technoAnomaly]

Yerkir smiles, happy that he'll finally be able to see his moiraill more than once every couple sweeps. "(>Then it's settled, n0w, lets celebrate the fact that we are n0w r00mmates!<)" Yerkir exclaims, the alcohol finally catching up to him.

[FlyingFrogSlash]

The lusus snuffles again, seeming to be deep in thought...or just wondering whether or not to eat the troll...Finally it seems to make up its mind, and Nudging its nose under the wineblood's torso, He Snaps his head upwards, flipping the troll up into the air, before they land on the Furry beasts wide back. He then snuffles again, before turning around and lumbering out of the cafe, with its bloody Cargo safely on its back. Woe to the creature that tries to stop this Lusus.

[Flamerider64]

He dropped for silence he filled with thinking noises.
It wasn't the fact she asked to be bitten, goodness, it was anything goes on Alternia, he would do it.
The thing was, could he?
Sure, he's got a set of mashers under there that can bite, but how much exactly did he need to? Would his bodily reflexes actually allow him to do it.

"so vEry gLAd you couLd oFFEr.
i wiLL now sEE to your oFFEr As bEst i cAn."

Rubbing his hands together, he poises himself in a sort of pouncing stance, constantly thinking will he do it, won't he do it.
He makes his mind up, opens wide, and lunges his neck forward, grabbing the arm with both hands to land a right down mash of the teeth, closing his eyes all the while.

He opened them again and stared down, he was surprised he actually managed to get a little bit under the skin, whether or not that was a bad thing was his guess alone. This meant that tidbits of blood and skin were indeed between his teeth, and inside his mouth. Instead of thinking, he swallowed...


Don't get to excited, he found the taste neutral, so-so. He wouldn't exactly want to have it again.

[inexplicableSigns]

Verter turns to Vitara
"would yoooou feel better iiif i biiit yoou : ?"
Then a bite! Wooo!
She retrieves her cooking gear and sets it up, barely even noticing the bite at all as it was pretty shallow.
She starts cooking... something.

Dievos chuckles and takes a drink.
"SurE ThinG, MaN! BesT WaY T-O CelebratE!"

[technoAnomaly]

Yerkir gets a very large grin as he finishes his drink. He slams the glass on the bar almost hard enough to break it and stands up on a nearby table, addressing the entire cafe. "(>HEY EVERY0NE! WH0 WANTS S0ME FREE DRINKS?!<)" He shouts.

[Flamerider64]

Yeah that was pretty pathetic he thought.
Oh well, can't be the best at everything.

He just peers over every now and again to look at what's getting cooked, instead of just... asking.

[ZDG]

Sotrio grins. Oh man, best reaction. So adorable.
"that's right~ heh, not that i'd expect you to be interested in someone like me, hehe. just a lusus hanging around, nothing special myself."

Oh, i'm doing pretty much the same thing~~
Nothing special~~

Let's just hope that he doesn't finds out about Slendygirl.

[inexplicableSigns]

Verter appears to be cooking bacon, eggs, and sausage.
Or, you know, whatever the troll equivalent of that would be.

Dievos laughs. Yerkir gets pretty silly when he gets drunk, but he doubts the normal crowd here will mind it much.

Sotrio raises an eyebrow.
"oh? nothing special? well i think i'll have to disagree with you there, trenpa~ you are far too interesting for that~"
plus you know being a lusus and being hot
He chuckles, then decides he might as well follow random urge number fifteen thousand. Wouldn't be the strangest thing he's done toda-
He leans forward and kisses the girl.
He leans forward and kisses the girl right now.

[Chasewithlasers]

...Not r...nngh...eally.

She sighed, and then heard a loud thumping noise from outside. Vitara smiled, as her Lusus (for which I'm going to take WAY too long to draw a picture of) just stomped inside the cafe and tossed a pile of painkiller bottles on her way. The satyr then left, as Vitara started taking her drugs, while watching Verter cook something.

Hmmm... now... agh... that's... m...ngh...much...

BettEEEEE~~r!

[technoAnomaly]

Yerkir continues standing, looking for any volunteers for the free drinks. After a few moments, he frowns slightly than gets down from his perch. "(> S0rry f0r that 0utburst Diev0s. I'm just making a big f00l 0f myself.<)" Yerkir blushes and rubs the back of his head.

[ZDG]

(^ Trenpa's MFW)


(^my MFW)


She doesn't say anything
she is appreciating the moment

[Flamerider64]

Ah, wunderbar... a rather cultural line he heard from someone once, sounded like a different language.
Good ol' Bacon, Sausage and Eggs, nothing like it, especially for a troll like Fuego, bacon, of course, being the food of Gods.
It just makes you better at everything.

He takes a great sniff of the aroma, amazing.
He also seems to be happy for the troll taking pain killers, no more misery when you have pills eh?

[inexplicableSigns]

Verter giggles and nods at Vitara but is too caught up in her cooking to talk. She finishes up and dishes out a plate of delicious foods for Fuego, one for Vitara, and one for herself. Even if Vitara wasn't hungry, she might as well be polite!

Dievos just chuckles and shrugs.
"YoU GottA LooseN U-P, MaN! SometimeS I-T CaN B-E GooD T-O AcT LikE -A- FooL, YeaH?"

Sotrio pulls back, grinning.
"<3?"

[ZDG]

Trenpa keeps silent for a bit.
♥

[technoAnomaly]

"(>pfft. Being absurd just messes up business... y0u kn0w what, y0ur right! Business can c0me later. W0uld y0u like an0ther drink?<)" Yerkir asks as he buys himself another drink. Third one today, gonna be one hell of a hangover.

[Flamerider64]

He takes the plate with a gleaming expression, not hesitating to sit right down and get to eating it.
Whilst his eating speed is pretty quicksilver, he slows himself down in the name of manners.

thAnk you vEry Much.
i couLdn't Ask For Anything bEttEr to sEt ME bAck on trAck.

He is enjoying it so much.

[Chasewithlasers]

Pain gone. Oh man, now that just feels GOOD. Vitara dozed off for a while, and then shook her head a little, before captchaloguing the remaining bottles, and then looking at both trolls with a big, creepy grin on her face.

Hee hee HEEEEEEE~~... Soo muUUUU~~ch better.

And then, food.

Hey, thAAAAAANN~ks!

Vitara smiled to Verter, and then quickly dug in. A soft moan could be heard as the lava-hot bacon burned her tongue. She swallowed everything and looked back at Verter before resuming to eat.

Oh my gOOOOOO~~g, this is so gOOOOO~~d!

[scintillatingMoniker]

*throws Narwid in here*

get some friends you fucking wuss


Narwid enters the cafe and looks around. There's a lot of lowbloods and freaks here. He finds a seat far away from everyone else, rests his feet on the table and starts reading a book, occasionally looking up at everyone to let them know how much he despises their presence.

that's not what I meant narwid

[inexplicableSigns]

"NaH, -I- A-M GooD MaN. SadlY, LikE -I- SaiD BeforE, Can'T CuT LoosE RighT NoW... -I- ReallY LikE ThiS ChicK, S-O -I- WanT T-O B-E O-N M-Y BesT, YeaH?"
He grins and pats Yerkir on the back.

Sotrio is just so pleased with this you don't even know.
He holds a hand out to her.
"how do you feel about heading out, trenpa? maybe getting dinner together~?"

Verter grins.
"iiiit's no proooblem at aaaall : D
i goootta get better aaaat cooking : 3
hooow was iiit : ?"
She eats slowly, savoring the flavors. food other than her lusus had flavor! She didn't trust her opinion though, she needed other people's suggestions... and she had two test subjects right here!

[FlyingFrogSlash]

The Lusus Has left the Cafe...Yup. He is now trundling along towards where ever it is Mellivora Stays when not passed out in the cafe, Passed out at a random Bar, Passed out in someone's Hive, Passed out...under a Tree...Actually, Lets just say whenever she isn't passed out in some RANDOM location.

[ZDG]

Sotrio is just so pleased with this you don't even know.
He holds a hand out to her.
"how do you feel about heading out, trenpa? maybe getting dinner together~?"

S-sure!
She shudders a bit, she isn't used to NICE PEOPLE

[Flamerider64]

After a while, Fuego was just about finishing off the last of his egg whites, wiping them against the grease deposits of the other items of food, and putting it right down the gammon-tunnel...

I mean mouth.

thE sAusAgEs wErE AbsoLutE dArLing, thE bAcon wAs ALso grEAt, toLErAtEd whAt gristLE you hAd on it, but For its worth, And thosE Eggs wErE probAbLy cookEd bEttEr thAn Any Egg i'vE hAd As FAr bAck As My MEMory goEs.
And it goEs bAAAAAck.

That means it's good by the way, for those who don't understand Fuego's... interesting ways of complementing things.

[technoAnomaly]

Yerkir sighs. "(> Well, I g0tta g0 get my new rev0lver, h0pefully n0 0ne has stepped 0n it. Y0u kn0w h0w business is. I'll see y0u later.<)" Yerkir says as he finishes his drink.

[Chasewithlasers]

Oh, yes, a proper meal has to be consumed in a polite manner, slowly, in order to savor the taste and...


...yeah right, Vitara was just gobbling the whole thing up.

TFHIIII~S IF FO FUGGIIIIN~~G GOOG

Well, her approach is much more... straight to the point, I guess.

Vitara quickly emptied her plate. Then a GRIIIIIIN was had.

You AAAAAAAA~~re such a good cOOOO~~~~k, VertEEEE~~r!