The Forumite General Hospital Thread VI: More Quadrants than your body has room for

[TimeChaser]

Hey, do you wanna feel so SHIPPED? Try The Forumite Romance/Shipping Thread VI. Shipping threads for people who need gratuitous amounts of shipping.

Currently availible in four all new flavors:

Caliginous Black.

Flushed Red.

Awesome Ashen

and

Pale 'Rail.

There'll be so much shipping, shipping (aaaahhhhh!) just running all the time. Shipping art, shipping fics, shipping songs, shipping crafts, shipping spawning ectobabies. You’ll have so many ectobabies. 400 ectobabies.


Best of Thread:

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If there is an art that is so outstandingly amazing that you are suppressing latent screams of "HELL. YES." into the dark hours of the night, nominate it to appear in the opening.
Stealing the idea from the Image Manip Threads (and its originator, Esrever), at least FOUR people must declare their nomination before I add it to this section. If in the off-chance I am not available, please PM me a notification with the Four Nominations enclosed. 8D

"If an artist is nominated, they may alter the nominated image however way they see fit before the OP posting is implemented.
Again, if I am away for a long period of time, please PM me your modifications."

Generously providing a shipping chart, Isoraqathedh
(PM him if you would like any changes made.)

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Those who currently aren't in relationships:

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And a helpful guide to reading the chart:

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*New* - Shipping District

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The Random Ship Generator,
(also created by Isoraqathedth)

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Features:

1. In Excel 2007 format, so that anyone with an Excel 2003+ can read it!
2. Select from the letter syntax, the symbol syntax, and the Unicode syntax!
3. Follows all requirements by submitters! (God that's so hard to do)
4. Create your own hybrids, as seen in the screen shot!
5. No macros!
6. Lots of cheating around macros!
7. Pretty colors!
8. And more...!

(Hosted in MediaFire. PM me your e-mail address should you fail to access it.)

Notes on how to update the program

If you ever wonder how to put more users into the RSG after the latest version has been released, here's how! Refer to this screenshot from the Data sheet, at the bottom of the blue table with the usernames:

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(This is build 2.009, not the public 2.000 version. The cell numbers may be different, but the general gist will be the same.)

1. Enter the names on the "Username" column. It can be in any order, but I usually enter them in the order of appearance in the post.
2. On the "Index" box, continue the series. In this case, on B109 you'd write 96, on B110 you'd write 97 and so on.
3. Extend the blue handle on the bottom-right of the table down to the last username.
4. Done!

And for ease of access, Iso outdoes himself with an
Online Version of the Random Forumite Generator.[/QUOTE]

And featuring the Pails of Our Lives Original Soundtrack:

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Track 1 - Requiem For A Shitty Wizard

(by StiqFigurMaster)

Track 2 - The More You Hate Someone

(by TimeChaser)

Track 3 - Fly Me To The Moons

(by SunglassescladGunslinger)

Track 4 - Crazy Hates

(by Hero Parker)

Track 5 - First Date

(by Crimson Lunar)

Track 6 - It's a Brand New Day

(by Ryuu)

Track 7 - Never Gonna Give you Up

(by KittyMaster)

And for In-Depth RomForm RPing, please access our sister thread,
The Pails of our Lives Adventures: The Quasi-Official Forumite Romart RP Thread I
Part One: Herald the New Beginning

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Wanna chat about off-topic things?
We've got a whole forum for that!

IMPORTANT RULES

• There is to be absolutely no shipping of forumites who have not given explicit permission, however innocuous the fic or art.
  
• Nothing sexual or implicitly sexual or involving pregnancy. I don't care if you're ok with it.
  The creepy factor is simply too strong. Ectobiological babby making is cool though.
  
• No serious business, no arguing over each other. I'd love for this to stay light and campy and everyone have fun, but the last thing we need is someone getting jealous of someone else horning in on their waifu or husbando in any quadrant. A certain amount of rivalry is, of course, allowed for the sake of kismesissitude and auspisticing.
  
• This thread will be locked the moment a mod gets a reasonable complaint or something is reported. If anyone--even people not participating in the thread--is made legitimately uncomfortable by the content, it's gotta go. So for the sake of everyone involved, do not post anything that would compromise the enjoyment of the users in the thread.

[TimeChaser]

Shippables List:
If you wish to be included in arts/writes/etc you must include this waiver in a post and PM me so I can add you to the list of shippables:

I give permission to ship me with anyone regardless of how disturbingly cute, sexual, awesome or horrible the art is.

Signed,
[USERNAME HERE]

Current Shippables:
Ryuu - DgallowsCalibrator - CranialHeartache - morpheoMancer - Kassiopeia -
crepuscularDissembler - TCO - AtomicFeedback! - lucidSeraph - Vasch -
Shadow of the Lotus (No Matesprits) - kyriaki - Kazerad - Wigmund - Zuki -
Viaeus (Matesprit of Morphine) - JAWDOG - Emesis - Drillgorg (The Robot of course!) -
Morphine (Matesprit of Viaeus) - cantankerousCatfish - Ryavis - Death's Buddy -
Dermonster - Judgedeadd - Lakobie - Randomizer - Solaris - twinTempo - Scyler -
Differential - MayorSillyBiscuits - AProcrastinatingWriter - Doodled - KichiK -
LeviathanPromise - orngjce223 (moirails and auspitices only) - Esrever - HotelDoom -
gingerale - Terrasect - Volpicks - Space Lizard - Aelyrin - Decker - SWari69 -
Tolma (Faceless man in a top hat with a monocle and pipe) - SilentHero - Rebbe -
dynamicEquilibrium - SunglassescladGunslinger - ArcanaFate - Katrika - JordanTH -
Almost Human - Spypoet - Stinkosar - Edgeworth - Nehh - Varkarrus - Mushi - Beep -
Ze Spy - Crimson Lunar - Armok - He Who Slumbers - SniffsVonFingers - StiqFigurMaster -
Eleni - Fuzz - Thatoneguy - HalcyonicStitcher - kaoticAntagonist - Lalovskaia T'aragol -
Darkomega99 - Wolfdude - Hero Parker - Decoy Elite - Nox - Isoraqathedh - HarMegidon -
rogue of void - Meww - Raizor - TimeChaser - hurlingPagan - HasABeard - tacitlyAwesome
Rio - FlyingFrogSlash - NinjaPope - PackratImp - quixoticKinetics - Cathartes
- Orion Dezagrats - Mage Brittany - strawberryCalico - Armada - Brenzie - GenetiXientist
- billybobfred - KittyMaster - Hames - Candice Dionysus - Time-Pirate - Blueberry - evergreenWanderer - DJKID - Verscilith - nonsensicalVariance - Elkian - Pokolo - Intoxicating Starlight - Escherbird - CaptainZaven - kholhaus - Ectricark - Pro Crastinator - basicParadox



Under most circumstances, please use the person’s avatar in any fanart unless otherwise stated.
Otherwise, enjoy your arting!

[Tolma]

Mmmmm. New thread smell.

[Ryuu]

For some reason when I upload the mp3 to tindeck it won't play. I welcome any and all assistance.

[Verscilith]

New threaaaad~
-rubs on it-

[evergreenWanderer]

Oh boy new thread!~
I think imma go and post replies from the previous thread first though. o:

Meanie.

Awww, Impy. :c
Fine. I won't tease again. >3>

@Ver:
I lol'd so hard. Can tT's shirt be a gender? XD

[Twigwise]

DAT NEW THREAD SMELL.

Crossposting from page 98~

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Right in front of my algebra teacher I drew this. Couldn't keep the image of hot-PI-mackin out of my head.

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WELP
I couldn't keep myself away from the TG gun
Sorry Ryuu you're totally irresistible now though *purr*
I'm not entirely sure what my scanner did to the lines resulting in that weird boob, sorry~

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And I have a paddock of dinosaurs behind my house. IT'S PRETTY COOL DUDE.

Tell me the dino you want and I'll let you ride it ;3


EDIT@Ver
can't breathe
laughing too hard
oh my god so perfect
Yes you can accidentally my shirt anytime 8D

[Ryuu]

I would love to ride this dinosaur.

[Verscilith]

I'll take a cue from tT and also crosspost.

eue
SO MUCH SELFCEST.

I only just now got to really see everyone's reactions to my dE pics: AND I'M THRILLED YOU ALL ENJOY
But there's more on the way (I had to go and couldn't transfer from photobucket. C:< )

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I accidentally male!tT's shirt.
This is ok?

edit: Final edit? ;u;

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TIMEWARP EDIT: This presented to tT on the Monday Without Ridilin

@eW: Read again. I genderswitched a tT and then selfcested

Edit: @tT: >U<

[Tolma]

Ok, so I know a lot of you are like *meh* about all this anniversary business I am all worked up about.
Truth be told this is my first girlfriend so it's kind of a big deal for me.
So when she gets online I am going to direct her to this our new thread.
Then I will post her present.
I hope you will not mind the hyperactive intrusion.
I just feel that because you people helped me with this you might want to see it and hear what she has to say about it.
Is this cool with everyone or is this a bad idea and I should shut up and give her the damn present?

[GenetiXientist]

DAT NEW THREAD SMELL.

Crossposting from page 98~

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Right in front of my algebra teacher I drew this. Couldn't keep the image of hot-PI-mackin out of my head.

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WELP
I couldn't keep myself away from the TG gun
Sorry Ryuu you're totally irresistible now though *purr*
I'm not entirely sure what my scanner did to the lines resulting in that weird boob, sorry~

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And I have a paddock of dinosaurs behind my house. IT'S PRETTY COOL DUDE.

Tell me the dino you want and I'll let you ride it ;3

I want Dr. Dinosaur from Atomic Robo.

[Time-Pirate]

SO MUCH DINOSAUR.

Plus, new thread win.

[Twigwise]

@Ryuu
What is that I don't even

@Ver hehehe YES
And you all know what THAT led to.
(Hint-It was awesome)

EDIT:
GenX what why do you people do these things to me
I thought you were going to be all "I WANNA RIDE A TRICERATOPS"
But no you guys have to be all nerdy
( )

And TOLMA TELL US WHAT SHE THINKS!

[GenetiXientist]

Ok, so I know a lot of you are like *meh* about all this anniversary business I am all worked up about.
Truth be told this is my first girlfriend so it's kind of a big deal for me.
So when she gets online I am going to direct her to this our new thread.
Then I will post her present.
I hope you will not mind the hyperactive intrusion.
I just feel that because you people helped me with this you might want to see it and hear what she has to say about it.
Is this cool with everyone or is this a bad idea and I should shut up and give her the damn present?

No, no, that would be great.

[Verscilith]

@Tolma: No that is an adorable idea you should go for it. ouo Sorry I didn't contribute I was too outoftime

Edit:
ALSO: I can dinosaur too! (damn that was the only one I didn't scan ;A; )
I'm pretty awesome at drawin' dinosauuuurrrs

SO as Only Head Stablemaster I would be willing to match you up with a dinosaur for ridin's. >u<

@Ryuu: We don't breed those. They are sentient and charges were brought against us for that. We were forced to free them all.

[KittyMaster]

For some reason when I upload the mp3 to tindeck it won't play. I welcome any and all assistance.

Yeah, I can't hear your song either. What gives?

[GenetiXientist]

I have no idea why you guys love new threads. I'm fine with the same suit most of the time. Clubs or Diamonds, preferably. (Yes, that was 2 puns in a row. Deal with it.)

[evergreenWanderer]

@tT:
Can I ride a Dodongo, specifically Dimitri? c:
(shush, it totally counts. >3>)

@Ver:
Lols. I read that SO wrong. I'm sorry.
I still enjoyed the awesome genderbent selfcest win though. Will you do more? o:

[Verscilith]

FIRST PAGE OF NEW THREAD HAS ME EXCITE because everyone sees it.
THE NEWBIES READ THIS PAGE ALL LIKE "what in the world is this-..."

@eW: .... > >
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Maybe I could be convinced to.

[Ryuu]

Fixed for you all.

A song for Vasch to show much I her.

[evergreenWanderer]

FIRST PAGE OF NEW THREAD HAS ME EXCITE because everyone sees it.
THE NEWBIES READ THIS PAGE ALL LIKE "what in the world is this-..."

@eW: .... > >
< <
Maybe I could be convinced to.

Would-

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Selfcest of genderbent Ryuu and Ryuu be a good persuasion?

[GenetiXientist]

.... > >
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Maybe I could be convinced to.

Not of me. How do you genderbend a carapace anyway?

[Verscilith]

FIRST PAGE OF NEW THREAD HAS ME EXCITE because everyone sees it.
THE NEWBIES READ THIS PAGE ALL LIKE "what in the world is this-..."

@eW: .... > >
< <
Maybe I could be convinced to.

Would-

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Selfcest of genderbent Ryuu and Ryuu be a good persuasion?

What if I

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told you I already had ideas of this in mind

[Ryuu]

Oh god the shipping of my selfcest has returned.

[GenetiXientist]

Oh god the shipping of my selfcest has returned.

Enjoy!