>goldwright: make an authors note about Mary Sues:
Hey there! I'm a derp and realised that not everyone knows what a Mary Sue is. Here is a link to wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue. It is an rather interesting thing to read up on!
>Begin Quest
You are this lovely young lass. You are currently waiting for your best friend in front of one of the many maths classrooms. Your name is....
oh dear you seem to have forgotten your name! How silly of you! Teehee!
Last edited by Ford Johnes; 05-11-2011 at 06:22 AM.
[08:56] Seiga: can't decide whether horrible or brilliant
[08:56] gloomy|Night: It's Ford we're talking about. It's both.
[12:28] Schazer: gloriofuckious
[21:30] Niall: Oh wow. We just turned Pokemon into a metaphor for giving birth
09:29 p.m. - ♣: Yes.
09:29 p.m. - ♣: http://kingdomheartsfanon.wikia.com/...rts_Fanon_Wiki
09:29 p.m. - HiHeiwa¼: nnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO
09:29 p.m. - ♣: Yes.
09:30 p.m. - HiHeiwa¼: >Random Page
09:30 p.m. - HiHeiwa¼: "Heroes From An Old World is a Sonic/Kingdom Hearts crossover fanfiction which serves as the owned character's storylines of the Sonic Chronicles series which also includes the stories of Vanitas, Aqua, and the Lingering Sentiment. "
09:30 p.m. - HiHeiwa¼: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#
09:30 p.m. - ♣: Yesssss
[20:56] Godbot: "ford is famous"
[20:56] Godbot: haha, yeah, okay
[20:56] Ford: it wasn't me who said it this time.
[20:56] Godbot: this is true
[20:56] Godbot: you get points for that
12:26 - ☭ Jerk: On my complaints of overpowering soundtracks though
12:26 - ☭ Jerk: I'm kind of a hypocrite because I think that the sonic and the secret rings soundtrack was fitting
12:27 - ☭ Jerk: But maybe that's because sonic was on fire most of the time
[13:21] alana: karkat is the vvillage twwowwheeled devvice because:
[13:21] alana: 1. he is a main male character
[13:21] alana: 2. who is adorable
[13:22] alana: 3. and has a shell of self-hatred and insecurity directed outwards
[13:22] alana: 4. but is actually gooey on the inside
[13:22] *** Kaynato joined #MSPAFA
[13:22] alana: 5. porn
[13:22] *** Kaynato left #MSPAFA
[13:22] Ford: Perfect timing.
gAmZeE mAkArA, dO yOu TaKe ThIs MoThErFuCkIn TrOlL tO bE yOuR lAwFuLlY rEdRoMmEd MaTeSpRiT?
fuck yeah.
AnD dO yOu, GaMzEe MaKaRa, MoThErFuCkIn TaKe ThIs TrOlL tO bE yOuR lAwFuLlY rEdRoMmEd MaTeSpRiT?
FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER.
i NoW pRoNoUnCe Me MoThErFuCkIn FlUsHeD. I mAy KiSs ThE pErSoNaLiTy DiSoRdEr.
Originally Posted by LordHyper
We will unleash a terrible horde onto the highbloods. Legions of fans, sea-dwellers, and highbloods that think he's so awesome, they should switch sides just so they can fight alongside him.
Today shall be a dark day. Fires shall burn throughout the entire city, treshecutioners will tremble at the sight of the glorious horde, and all prejudice will be gone. Soon, everyone will be equal, with no more blood caste. Every troll, fan, human, and squiddle shall be united under the glorious flag of our glorious leader, Cuvier.
In other news, I have no idea what I have just said.
[08:56] Seiga: can't decide whether horrible or brilliant
[08:56] gloomy|Night: It's Ford we're talking about. It's both.
[12:28] Schazer: gloriofuckious
[21:30] Niall: Oh wow. We just turned Pokemon into a metaphor for giving birth
09:29 p.m. - ♣: Yes.
09:29 p.m. - ♣: http://kingdomheartsfanon.wikia.com/...rts_Fanon_Wiki
09:29 p.m. - HiHeiwa¼: nnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO
09:29 p.m. - ♣: Yes.
09:30 p.m. - HiHeiwa¼: >Random Page
09:30 p.m. - HiHeiwa¼: "Heroes From An Old World is a Sonic/Kingdom Hearts crossover fanfiction which serves as the owned character's storylines of the Sonic Chronicles series which also includes the stories of Vanitas, Aqua, and the Lingering Sentiment. "
09:30 p.m. - HiHeiwa¼: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#
09:30 p.m. - ♣: Yesssss
[20:56] Godbot: "ford is famous"
[20:56] Godbot: haha, yeah, okay
[20:56] Ford: it wasn't me who said it this time.
[20:56] Godbot: this is true
[20:56] Godbot: you get points for that
12:26 - ☭ Jerk: On my complaints of overpowering soundtracks though
12:26 - ☭ Jerk: I'm kind of a hypocrite because I think that the sonic and the secret rings soundtrack was fitting
12:27 - ☭ Jerk: But maybe that's because sonic was on fire most of the time
[13:21] alana: karkat is the vvillage twwowwheeled devvice because:
[13:21] alana: 1. he is a main male character
[13:21] alana: 2. who is adorable
[13:22] alana: 3. and has a shell of self-hatred and insecurity directed outwards
[13:22] alana: 4. but is actually gooey on the inside
[13:22] *** Kaynato joined #MSPAFA
[13:22] alana: 5. porn
[13:22] *** Kaynato left #MSPAFA
[13:22] Ford: Perfect timing.
She's obviously gotta have a kawaii Japanese-sounding name, guys. Desu.
On one hand, yeah, she's a catgirl with Anime eyes. On the other hand, that doesn't matter in the Mary Sueniverse; it's totally plausible for a girl of all-Canadian ancestry to be named Otsune Shiregato Fanutome while this obviously-Japanese character could be...
Do me a solid and don't suggest that people kill themselves again or I will use the shattered carcass of your forum account to hold appletini scented candles in the admin forum's smooth jazz lounge.
Originally Posted by Tam Lin
Originally Posted by mehgamehn
aT went into Dairy Queen and ordered a handshake.
It says a lot about my psyche that the first thing I imagined when a handshake was mentioned was DQ employees putting hands in a blender.
Originally Posted by Cervos
Originally Posted by Solarn
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Space players have to be the Imperial Drones of the entirety of their new universe.
Teleporting right into strangers' bedrooms and yelling at them until they get working.
We need fanart of this now.
GA: Provide To Me
GA: Your Auspitice Fluids
Originally Posted by Decker
I love the "whoops." It makes me think it happened by accident.
"Okay. My still life bowl of fruit is com-WHERE DID THESE LESBIANS COME FROM?!"
Originally Posted by draconicAlgorithm
Silly wrigglers. MARCH IS FOR CROSSDRESSING, NOT BASKETBALL.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by renachan
I felt like I did the red equivalent of auspistizing for my parents the other day :/ It was as awkward as that sounds.
>Red equivalent of auspisticing
Umm
Unless they were like banging on the table right in front of you I do not think you quite understand what the word means
Originally Posted by Almost Human
I HAVE ISSUES!
They're all mental and physical though and completely unrelated to this thread and exchange.
My latest issue is my new obsession with spray painting chairs I pull out of the furniture garbage and my hatred for the children that sit outside my door and cry. I want to make them fat on cookies to shut them up and also make them rollable.