Mary Sue Quest!

[Curris]

Jane -> Assume that Marisu is Larping. Tell her that you like D&D but you aren't that nerdy. Take offense. Why does she have to mock your hobbies! Sob.

[Fwee]

Creepy Boy: Show up and save Usiram!

[hero122]

>Calmly explain you don't have time for this BS.
>OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT CATGIRLWITHSWORDBADBADBAD

[informativeCloud]

>Tell her now isn't the time for this.
>Run away.

[wistfulAbandon]

>Jane: Explain calmly and rationally that you are late for DnD. Maybe, with luck, she'll listen to you!

[goldwright]

>OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT CATGIRLWITHSWORDBADBADBAD




What the fuuu.......

Oh god, this is really bad. Right now you are tired from running, have a (most likely real) sword pointed towards you and the both of you are standing in a large open area without another person in sight. At least you think so.

Great.

Most of the time when Marisu shows up you just run. If you don't think you'll outrun her, you either hide or seek out some people. You notice that Marisu stops trying to attack you the moment there is someone there to witness her theatrics. She then swoops over to the poor unfortunate soul(or souls) and 'rescues' them from harm. That is the cue to run for your life.

"Are you listening to me you baka?!"

"Uh, what?"

"Alex-chan! I had to hurt him because of you!"

"What? Marisu-"

"Angel!"

"....Angel, I don't even know who you are talking about."

"You know exactly who he is! You used him to get to me, knowing that I love to the bottom of my kokoro. With his suteki hair and his kawaii golden eyes!"

"Oh god, did you seriously just use all those weebish words?"

Even in mortal danger you can't help but groan at the broken Japanese. You feel like one day this will get you killed. Or now.

>Jane: Hang a lampshade and point out how imperfect her ability to judge peoples character is.



"Ah-ha! This just proves it! You and the Dungeon Master are in cahoots!"

"...The Dungeon Master?"

"Yes, the evil red-headed kid with the ghastly clothes, and terrible attitude! It's just so kowai!!"

"A-are you talking about Morgan?"

"Yes, him! He has one of my clones locked away in one of his lackey's homes, and is doing some unexplainable horrible things to her. It is unforgivable, calling her stuff like weaboo and badmouthing her character like that!"

"..."

"In retrospective I shouldn't be surprised that you two are working together! You are nasty individuals who go around calling people weaboos! Not to mention summoning evil monsters and attacking my Alex-chan!"

Huh.

"So basically what you are saying is that anyone who doesn't completely agree with your opinion exactly are automatically evil? You also seem to think if someone uses the word weaboo or something similar they are evil too?"

"Yes!"

"Wow. What fantastic thinking you got there."

"Flattery won't get you out of this, Usiram! Prepare to fight!"

>Bluff the crazy bluenette!



Come on Jane, you can think of some witty thing to get you out of this.

"Uuh.."

"What!?"

"Um, well! I-I don't have a weapon! You wouldn't attack someone who is unarmed right? That would go against your moral code. Uh, right?"

Oh god that was so lame.

[Fwee]

>Creepy boy: FIGHT IN USIRAMS PLACE.

[Yako]

RUN WHILE SHE'S DISTRACTED thinking about moral obligations

[Voltra The Lively]

> Jane: HAUL ASS NOW WHILE SHE'S DISTRACTED.

[Aerozone]

UrisamJane: Rock out with your glock out.

[hero122]

NO WE HAVE TO SEAL THE DEAL
>"Besides, you don't even know how to use the special chakrim to harm me properly. If you just stab and kill me, it would unleash hundreds of years of bad luck! what you have to do is lick your elbow and pinky simultaneously! Now, if you will please excuse me, I'm going to go play a round of non murderous DnD."

[Nar]

>Mary Sue Quest: Have a bodycount

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>Jane: Do an interpretive dance that amazingly confuses Maris- Angel....

[Professor zobot]

>Jane: She has a sword to your throat but she's trying to take the moral high ground... apparently? Surrender and "promise never to do it again" and that "you've seen the error of your ways". Promise to release the "other" Marisu, then if she complies just call Morgan and tell him to kick her out of the game.

>That "Other" Marisu: Be in the unprecedented position of being actually challenged by Morgan and a game you aren't immediately the best at. Oddly enough, crave more of this "challenging" thing.

[pikajens]

Jane, I'm sorry but you will have to take out your trump card.

Break the fourth wall and say that the audience/readers currently view you as the heroine of this story, and that if Marisu attempts to kill you, she will definitely be regarded as the villain. Oh and say it in RED. RED TRUTH IS AN UNDENIABLE TRUTH.


Let's hope that she doesn't realize that with the creation of Umineko, a Mary Sue villain is now a reality. (Erika. Screw you magic duct tape)

[Curris]

Jane -> Stuff just got weird and you're being victimized. Cry. Everyone does. It's been a rough day, and you just don't know what to do!

[The One Guy]

>That "Other" Marisu: Be in the unprecedented position of being actually challenged by Morgan and a game you aren't immediately the best at. Oddly enough, crave more of this "challenging" thing.

> Same Marisu: Start gaining more of a realistic view of reality.
> Other Marisus: Oh no! The DM must have brainwashed her!

[Wandering One]

> Same Marisu: Start gaining more of a realistic view of reality.
> Other Marisus: Oh no! The DM must have brainwashed her!

Oh god yes this and the comment it's based off of. Just because I am imagining a Marisu "deprogramming session" run by other Marisus and it is both disturbing and hilarious.

[SirPwnington]

>Someone that's totally not stalking Jane: Come up out da wahta and distract Marisu

[Taveena]

"OH MY GOD IS THAT OSAMU TEZUKA"
Maybe she won't know he's dead? Shrug!

[WanderingWitch]

NO WE HAVE TO SEAL THE DEAL
>"Besides, you don't even know how to use the special chakrim to harm me properly. If you just stab and kill me, it would unleash hundreds of years of bad luck! what you have to do is lick your elbow and pinky simultaneously! Now, if you will please excuse me, I'm going to go play a round of non murderous DnD."

>Marisu: Succeed at this easily with your long, adorable kaeru tongue.

[goldwright]

>Jane: She has a sword to your throat but she's trying to take the moral high ground... apparently? Surrender and "promise never to do it again" and that "you've seen the error of your ways". Promise to release the "other" Marisu, then if she complies just call Morgan and tell him to kick her out of the game.




“Very well. I will stay my weapon for now. Just be warned I can kill you without my sword so don't even think about trying anything funny.”

“Oh. Great.”

“But why not summon your weapon Usiram? I know you can!”

“Uh, I...Its because I surrender!”

“What!? You, surrender!? Why the sudden change of heart?”

“Well...After seeing all the, er, good that you have been doing made me realise how evil I've been. I've seen the error of my ways and wish to try to have a normal, non-evil, life.”

“Really?”

“Yes.”

“...How can I trust you?”

>



“I guess you can't. Maybe if I do something to make you believe me.”


“Like what?”

“I will call Morgan. Er, I mean, The Dungeon Master and tell him to release the other you. And then...”


“I suppose that will do for now.”

“...”


“I will however approach you later on for some information on this Dungeon Master. For now it is just important to save poor Murasaki from the clutches of that evil red-headed freckled baka!”

“...”


“So, Usiram, will you do the honours of calling the Dungeon Master?”

What is that guy doing here?

>



“...”


“Usiram?”

“Oh, haha, yes sure! I can do that right now.”

“Is everything suteki?”

“...suteki? I mean, yes!”

“Then get on with it!”

“Yes, yes, of course.”

“Why do you keep staring behind me?”

“No reason!”

“So if I look behind me there will be no one there?”

“Um...”

This is not going to end well.

>



“Huh, who are you?”

“...!”

“You! Creepy Pale Kid! Answer me!”

“Uh, Ma- Angel-”

“Hmm...You show up mysteriously after Usiram surrenders. You also have this creepy aura about you. Obviously this is some kind of trap!”

“Angel”

“Creepy Pale Kid! Are you an ally of of Usiram?”

He nods and waves in your direction with a proud look about himself. Does he think he is helping or something?

“Ugh, of course! How could I be such a fool?”

“Oh dear.”

“Usiram would have never given up so easily like this! She is my mortal enemy after all! Now, because of my kindness, I am outnumbered. The Dungeon Master, Usiram, and their minions are now joining together! This must be stopped!”

Is she monologuing?

>Creepy boy: FIGHT IN USIRAMS PLACE.



What is he doing?

>



“I see how it is Minion! You and me shall fight! When you are beaten I will go after Usiram herself. Be prepared Minion because I will not hold back!”

> Jane: HAUL ASS NOW WHILE SHE'S DISTRACTED.



Gone.

>



You find of feel bad about leaving Pale Kid by himself like that. Even though he ruined your chance of getting rid of Marisu for a while. Then again, you have a feeling something bad would have happen anyway. It always does. It's like you have super level bad luck.

“Plaineson?”

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Hey everyone! Firstly, sorry for being late with updates again! It seems like if something bad happens then a whole bunch of bad stuff happens.

But yes, super cool announcement:

[url=http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?50407-THE-INDETERMINATE-SEASON-2012-13-ANNUAL-MSPAFA-AWARDS-NOMINATION-THREAD] The MSPAFA Awards has begun! It is still in its nomination phase meaning that everyone who hasn't should go and nominate for all of their favourite adventures! Just be sure to read all the rules though, or Jovian will be grump. ;D

[WanderingWitch]

UPDAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
Um... Commands...
Jane: Carefully extract yourself from the conversation and RUN! WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE WEIRD PEOPLE ALL YOU WANTED WAS TO PLAY A NICE, QUIET GAME OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS WAS THAT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK?!

[Curris]

Jane ==> There is too much stress to process in too short a time. Accidentally Vent/Explode at this casually convenient passerby. Somehow, accidentally reveal too much information.

[axkmint]

Is that your beret? Pose a polite inquiry regarding what shenanigans took place to allow your precious head-wear to grace the grubby hands of this stranger.