Bright Steel

[Disva]

You are John.
That doesn't matter.
Nobody will call you John after this.
This is because at this very moment, you are choosing your Operant ID.
It will be the only thing that anybody will know you as, so it is incredibly important!
Of course, you have absolutely no idea where to start. You just hope it won't be stupid-sounding.

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Woohoo! Second adventure ever! Wish I had a better title, though...

[Xindaris]

>Ultimate Warrior.

[Xander]

Jack Steel

[Whimbrel]

Colbalt Ferrous

[Neofafnir]

>Sam Steele

[Zeralith]

Mr. Anderson

[Mono99099]

B. Wright Steele

[Fuade]

Tie-ler.

[Disva]

B. Wright Steele

>Sam Steele

Colbalt Ferrous

Jack Steel

SO MANY PUNS

Mr. Anderson

Hey...yeah, that's from that one old film, the Matrix! You liked that one! Even though you had to watch it like a billion times cuz it was in the curriculum.

Still...you aren't QUITE sure...especially with how important this is...

[Xindaris]

Mr. U.W. Anderson.

The letters stand for "Ultimate Warrior".

[Neofafnir]

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>Sir Sam Benfield Steele, name yourself after the famous Canadian Mountie!!

>Justine Forge

[Disva]

>Justine Forge

You don't think that is appropriate.

[originalMeteorologist]

>CAN'T FIND ANY GENITALS

[Mraof]

Dyot Enkt

[Mono99099]

Justin Forge

[Disva]

Dyot Enkt

Then it is settled! Everyone shall know the name of Dyot Enkt, and it shall reverberate among the heavens, and into the halls of history, for all of civilization!

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

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By the way, chose the name by placing the first and last names into a grid, and choosing co-ordinates using a random number generator. This name was a 1/64 chance, I believe.

[Armok]

Sticles Suggarblossom

[ponytailArtist]

How many pages will this take, I wonder?

>You will be registered on all official documents as "K". Yes, that's your ID.

[Ouroboros]

I think he actually did choose Dyot Enkt as his name, he just has low self esteem (he chose the name, but doesn't actually think it will reverberate amongst the heavens).

> Contact all your friends to inform them of your new ID.

[Disva]

> Contact all your friends to inform them of your new ID.

You have no friends!

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I think he actually did choose Dyot Enkt as his name, he just has low self esteem (he chose the name, but doesn't actually think it will reverberate amongst the heavens).

Yes, actually.

[Ouroboros]

> Contact all your acquaintances and enemies and inform them of your new ID

[Whimbrel]

Welp. Exit that room.

[Disva]

> Contact all your acquaintances and enemies and inform them of your new ID

Sounds like a fun and not depressing activity...

But, choosing your Operant ID was just the first step of becoming a licensed Operant.
You have to go do the other stuff now, which will happen once you walk out that door right there.

[Whimbrel]

Go back to sleep.

[Xindaris]

>Walk out the OTHER door. Not the one that the other stuff is behind. Surely whoever's in charge of this stuff will commend you for creative thinking!