You are the Seeker of Mind in the Land of Rays and Insanity.
Your chumHandle is incessantMastermind
Your interests include TIME and ENGINEERING.
Your wield the screwdriverKind specibus and have combined your SONIC SCREWDRIVER TOY with your POCKETWATCH and TESLA COIL to create your awesome weapon, the CLOCKWORK TESLA SONICDRIVER.
The consorts of your land are BLITHE ROBOTS who like POLITICS.
If you care, that's my actual PesterChum handle. PM me in advance if you really want to chat - I'm hardly ever online. You can also ask for me through my friend maliciousMatrix. I promise she won't bite. Probably.
Also, look at this one, just 'cause:
THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL DIRECTIONAL BUMPER OF BRAINS!