Homestuck/Problem Sleuth Caption Competition!

[xooxu]

You think next time, you'll go with a salon that's picked a more cohesive theme than Ancient Egytians with a dash of Medieval and some Monstrous Wolf Head peppered in. Like really. That thing must have come from some crazy experimenting. You aren't even sure what the spiraling holograms in the corner is suppose to be. So file that under Misc Sci-Fi and just make the damn appointment for your messy-looking-but-really-carefully-and-time-consumingly-planned-out layers.

[Todd Ingram]

Granted, this would be a little less creepy if the skeletons were more than a few days old.

[avidGamer]

What is this strange "spring cleaning" you speak of?

[Paosheep]

Jade has some very unique tastes when it comes to dance clubs.

[forkinyoureye]

Five months later, half the population of Earth had been overcome by zombies.

[causticlyOptimitious]

All at once, every TV in the house turned on. Predictably, they were tuned to old blue & white movies starring beautiful women. Oh, Grandpa.

[MasterBlade]

It was at this point that Jade started having second thoughts about uu's game.

[OneTrueSpeeth]

Jade, had she recognized her surroundings and appreciated their astonishing significance, would have been the first to discover EVERY SINGLE ONE of Hussie's strangely specific fetishes.

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

Jade, had she recognized her surroundings and appreciated their astonishing significance, would have been the first to discover EVERY SINGLE ONE of Hussie's strangely specific fetishes.

'Kay this wins every caption contest forever

[deificAnuran]

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Jade, had she recognized her surroundings and appreciated their astonishing significance, would have been the first to discover EVERY SINGLE ONE of Hussie's strangely specific fetishes.

Second

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All at once, every TV in the house turned on. Predictably, they were tuned to old blue & white movies starring beautiful women. Oh, Grandpa.

First

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CAREFUL JADE I KNOW THAT IT'S BLENDING IN REALLY WELL WITH ALL THE STUFFED ANIMALS BUT I THINK THAT GIANT WOLF WANTS TO EAT YOU

Scores

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1st: AProcrastinatingWriter – 80 (+5)
2nd: Paosheep - 57
3rd: deficAnuran - 46
4th: DJ-P0N3 - 43
5th: Todd Ingram – 42
6th: MasterBlade - 32
7th: avidGamer - 31
8th: Niall - 28
9th: glub - 25
10th: causticlyOptimitious - 24 (+3)
11th: BenBen - 23
12th: PriffyViole - 22
13th: DecidedlyDevious – 21
13th: El Ninja Monkey - 21
14th: Miss_Meg - 19
15th: Coasterman29 - 18
16th: Korporal Kael -15
17th: Bemoan - 14
18th: Blaperile - 13
19th: SpearmePlease - 12
19th: Krakash - 12
20th: FrigidPyro - 11
20th: xelada - 11
21st: Murllyshevo – 10
21st: insanityIncarnate - 10
21st: G-Midget - 10
21st: Kabbage – 10
22nd: Doodled - 9
22nd: ragmaan - 9
22nd: InvaderGIR - 9
22nd: forkinyoureye - 9
22nd: xyxoz - 9
23rd: audience_cat - 8
23rd: Reecer6 - 8
24th: Lyngbakr - 7
24th: Kocel232 - 7
25th: youdont12now – 6
25th: Flare-Dragon - 6
25th: Mister Visceral - 6
25th: Ario - 6
26th: Ace - 5
26th: Bluesunnyday - 5
26th: wlzrober - 5
26th: Neopie - 5
26th: Kieros - 5
26th: ch00_baka - 5
26th: Magicks - 5
26th: Hierax Dagan - 5
26th: muffinz - 5
27th: RedCapAvenger - 3
27th: MysteryJack - 3
27th: Bohandas - 3
27th: NullEntropy - 3
27th: Snowyowl - 3
27th: Rikushadow - 3
27th: straightfacedgriff - 3
28th: KawaiiMelon - 2
28th: Icosahedrons - 2
29th: plainWonder - 1
29th: SiriusBusiness - 1
29th: Chirality - 1
29th: Cyrus - 1
29th: Elzipper7 - 1
29th: stormnite101 - 1
29th: Deadly920 - 1
29th: CthulhuZuzu - 1
29th: Daniel990 - 1
29th: ectoBiologist – 1
29th: SleepingSeth - 1
29th: Rokenian - 1
29th: Chair_Man - 1
29th: OneTrueSpeeth - 1 (+1)

The buck has been passed.

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

I will readily admit I have lost track of which pictures have and have not been used so if this one has someone tell me and this round will restart.



P.S. That was a horrible choice for first place

[El Ninja Monkey]

THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE SOLE REASON YOU PLAY SKYRIM. FOR THE GARGANTUAN CENTAUR UDDERS.

[MasterBlade]

James Cameron's interpretation of The Lion King was odd to say the least.

[Paosheep]

It takes some serious effort to turn "milking the cows" into a bona fide adventure, but the frothy reward tastes so much sweeter.

[Xyxoz]

Horses at the ready. Referee Jake shoots the starting shot! And now, folks, Prospit's annual proportionally varying amputee horse race is on! The competition is sure to be climactic, and we'll be here to catch every minute of it!

[Miss_Meg]

And so, the magestic centaurs head home, taking their young with them. This has been another episode of 'Mystical Creatures and You'. I'm your host, Jake English, signing off. Good evening folks, and don't let the Dragons bite.

[BenBen]

Yeeeaaaaaaaah, no.

[avidGamer]

I'm here to eat some cereal and kick some ass.
And I'm all out of milk.

[Todd Ingram]

The best part is that this panel doesn't even come close to explaining how one of them got to Hussie's sea mansion.

[forkinyoureye]

Tragically, Jake didn't realize that the larger the animal, the larger the turds are.

[rogue of void]

"Welcome to Alternian Park"

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Bonus points if you get the reference

[forkinyoureye]

Bonus points if you get the reference

That's not anywhere near a difficult reference to get.

[Miss_Meg]

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Bonus points if you get the reference

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adfjkainAFDAHUER YOU!!!!! Why?!?!?!?!?!?! /flips shit

[causticlyOptimitious]

For years, you've taken the expression for granted, but today, you got to see just how easy it is to hit the broad side of a centaur.

...You feel so inadequate as a marksman.

[Coasterman29]

"Jake, does this centaur cosplay make me look fat?"