Hive Life

[Drick]

Hive Life



A young troll stands in his respiteblock, which he prefers to call his laboratory. It just so happens that today, the 8th bilunar perigee of the 3th dark season's equinox, is the day of this young troll's larval awakening, also known as his wriggling day. Though it was six solar sweeps ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young troll be?

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OH MAN HERE WE GO fuck I'm pretty nervous but I'm also pretty confident. I've been preparing for the last couple days so there's no turning back now.

Whatever, lets do this thing.

[BigBurkhart]

Florian Frohman

[Someone]

> Orangeerrific Moron
(Serious: > Mandak Klason)

[Drick]

Enter Name

[L33tsaber]

Gordon Freetroll?

[Drick]

Try Again






Your name is MANDAK. As was previously mentioned it is your WRIGGLING DAY. However you don’t consider it THAT IMPORTANT. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You like to DESIGN AND BUILD DANGEROUS MACHINERY. Many such machines lie about in your lab, however YOU FORGET WHAT MOST OF THEM DO. Sometimes you consider building a DOOMSDAY MACHINE, however you know that THAT WOULD BE SILLY.

You hope to one day join the ranks of the SCIENSAILANTS. Alternia’s top scientists that can actually beat some heads in if necessary. It certainly helps in scientific debate.

Your trolltag is germaneGenius and you mak3 sur3 to st8 logic in 3v3rything you do. This is not op3n for d3b8.

What will you do?

[Wondercheese]

>Mandak: Quickly retrieve apparatus from storage cabinet.

[L33tsaber]

>Flip some switches.

[bluemage]

Examine doll.

[Drick]

Flip Some Switches

Any man of science knows the best way to figure out what something does it to recklessly turn it on.



Oh god.



Wow. It fucking broke. You were almost HOPING for an explosion. At least then it would have DONE SOMETHING.

[Drick]

Examine Doll



It's not a doll. It's a robot. Well, it doesn't work, so it may as well be a doll.
You think it had a name, what was it again?

[Wondercheese]

>Synthia

[Drick]

Synthia



It's a BOY robot, moron!

[tacticalGenius]

>Marcus Cole

[Drick]

Marcus Cole



Ah yes, of course. You named him after your favorite character from Grublon 5.

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I hope that was the reference you meant to make.

[Drick]

Quickly retrieve apparatus from storage cabinet



First, you captchalogue Marcus in your INVENTORY MODUS. To think that all of your friends have wacky modi.

You really are no fun at all.

Anyway, you open your STORAGE CABINET and retrieve an APPARATUS.
You still don't know what any of this shit does.

[tacticalGenius]

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I hope that was the reference you meant to make.

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YEs, yes it was. Pleased to see you got it!

>Mandak: Retrieve arms and ammunition from OTHER storage cabinet.

[September]

>Throw apparatus at wall.

[Drick]

Throw apparatus at wall



Fuck this piece of -




SHIT.




BILL




NOOOOOOOoooooooo

[tacticalGenius]

>Attempt to save what remains of your Bill Nye, the Sciensailant Troll poster with one of the other apparatuses (apparati?).

[Wondercheese]

>Allocate Crowbar to STRIFE SPECIBUS.

[Drick]

Attempt to save what remains of your Bill Nye, the Sciensailant Troll poster with one of the other apparatuses (apparati?)



It's apparatuses.
Also, it's too late. Bill Nye the Sciensailant Troll is your idol, but it's just a poster. You can make another one.

Besides, your other apparatuses would probably just have made it worse.


Allocate Crowbar to STRIFE SPECIBUS



Ah, your trusty crowbar. Most of the time you use it to open crates, but you can imagine beating something with it, as far fetched as using a CROWBAR as a weapon sounds.




You decide to descend to the next floor down of your lab.




Now what?

[KatoHearts]

HEY. Crowbars are the go to weapon for any scientist.

[Wondercheese]

Examine computer

[originalMeteorologist]

> Pick your nose