Attempt to save what remains of your Bill Nye, the Sciensailant Troll poster with one of the other apparatuses (apparati?)
Also, it's too late. Bill Nye the Sciensailant Troll is your idol, but it's just a poster. You can make another one.
Besides, your other apparatuses would probably just have made it worse.
Allocate Crowbar to STRIFE SPECIBUS
Ah, your trusty crowbar. Most of the time you use it to open crates, but you can imagine beating something with it, as far fetched as using a CROWBAR as a weapon sounds.
You decide to descend to the next floor down of your lab.