trollslum eight. put your fantroll profiles here.

**Rai-CH** · 06-08-2011, 04:06 AM

>Be the rockstar.

Your name is TARANA SUNDEN and you like it LOUD. You may be just a LOWLY ORANGEBLOOD, but that doesn’t stop you from wanting to BE FAMOUS.

You are the LEAD SINGER and GUITARIST of a small alt-rock band known as DROWNING MY SORROWS. With your ability to AMPLIFY SOUNDWAVES, your gigs tend to get PRETTY FUCKING LOUD. However, this power has become quite a CATCH-22 to you; you can’t hear quiet things because your hearing is practically destroyed, so you need to amplify people’s voice so you can hear them, thus destroying your eardrums even further. You’re not surprised if you become COMPLETELY DEAF by the time you’re an adult.

When not at a gig, you enjoy PRACTICING YOUR INSTRUMENTS and PARTYING; preferably at the same time. You’re always hyped up on some form of stimulant, whether it is CAFFEINE, ENERGY DRINKS or TROLL NODOZ. As a result, YOU HAVEN’T SLEEPED IN SWEEPS. You have terrible bags under your eyes, which you wear STYLISH SUNGLASSES to hide. Even at night.

Speaking of stylish things, you consider yourself to be PRETTY DAMN STYLISH. With your super cool and fashionable clothes (not that trolls give a damn about fashion) and your WINNING SMILE, you expect the troll ladies to BE ALL OVER YOU. This isn’t the case, because you are a HUGE DOUCHEBAG. It’s a surprise no one has tried to CULL YOU yet.

The reason why people see you as being a huge douchebag is that you DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT. You're CLINGY and often refuse to leave people even if they clearly don't want you around. You EXPLOIT PEOPLE'S WEAKNESSES for your own benefit. You love to watch them WHINE AND SQUIRM as you become everything they hate. What's worst of all is that YOU'RE PERFECTLY AWARE THAT YOU'RE CAUSING HARM, and boy do you ENJOY IT.

You live in a HIVESTEM with your bandmates. You are often PLAYING LOUD MUSIC AT INCONSIDERATE TIMES OF DAY, and as a result none of the other residents like you that much. They often send complaints in, but you and your bandmates combined are strong enough to take on the drones. Your abilities become deadly when combined with your MIKEKIND strife specibus; luckily the rest of your bandmates have shitty hearing just like you!
Your SCAVENGERBEAST LUSUS also doesn’t seem to care about your CONSTANT MUSIC PLAYING. In fact he enjoys it. Sometimes you catch him sneaking around your gigs and pretending he’s one of the trolls. It’s REALLY EMBARRASSING.

Speaking of embarrassing moments, the reason why your horn is broken is from a STAGE DIVING INCIDENT. You weren’t expecting the people in the front row to scream and run away as you jumped into the crowd. You’ve never played at that bar ever again.

When not chilling with your bandmates, you indulge yourself with your GUILTY PLEASURE- WATCHING TROLLYWOOD B-MOVIES. The more terrible the acting, THE BETTER. You thoroughly enjoy those with OUT-THERE PLOTS, POORLY MADE SPECIAL EFFECTS, and SHITLOADS OF NARM-Y MOMENTS. Sadly, you don’t think anyone else shares this love.

Your trolltag is amplifiedLoudmouth and ///YOU LOVE TO MAKE NO!SE AND SHOUT!

>Hey, Tarana! Show us what you look like without your sunglasses!

Tl;dr

Two troll profiles in one day? I'm on a roll (except Katrin's has been written up for a few weeks now but oh well :P )

**Renegade Electron** · 06-08-2011, 05:54 AM

> Be the mathematical one

(I = ready to appear) x (you = successful)

Your name is PLICEA MAALIN.

Your love is MATHEMATICS. You see everything as some kind of EQUATION, EXPRESSION, INEQUALITY, MATH PROBLEM, ABSOLUTE-VALUE EQUATION, PARABO- yeah we'll stop here before you get CARRIED AWAY. Your HIVE is full of PAPER covered in MATHEMATICAL SCRIBBLINGS, and you've also WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR WALLS. In your opinion, CALCULATORS are cheating, so you deleted the CALCULATOR APPLICATION on your COMPUTER and are on a CRUSADE TO GET THEM BANNED.

You like trying to apply MATHEMATICS to SOCIAL SITUATIONS, so you try to get yourself invited to SOCIAL GATHERINGS where you can invent EQUATIONS about others' BEHAVIOR. However, you always act COLD and DETACHED, so it rarely works. Thus, to observe SOCIAL MATHEMATICS, you CRASH PARTIES with the help of your MOIRAIL, MORTIA IDORMI.

You believe LUCK DOES NOT EXIST, and that LOGIC IS APPLICABLE TO ALL SITUATIONS. You try to prove both beliefs, but are consistently UNSUCCESSFUL. You like challenging yourself with INCREDIBLY HARD PROBLEMS, both MATHEMATICALLY and SOCIALLY, such as DETERMINING PI or finding the DRUNKENNESS COEFFICIENT in a BEHAVIORAL ALGORITHM.

Your trolltag is eternalNumbers and (you think life = mathematical + quadratic) x (this = in the way you talk)

**LordBlumiere** · 06-08-2011, 04:59 PM

> Be the indigo.

there is more than one in~di~go, sil~ly hu~man. be more spe~ci~fic.

> Be the smirky indigo bitch.

i sup~pose that would be an ac~cur~ate ass~ess~ment.

You are now ZELLOM CURTAN. You are a very strange troll due to your KEEN FASHION SENSE. Most trolls do not care, but you do. You like to think that you are BETTER THAN THEM because of this. You are really just a HUGE BITCH. Your fondness lies in the world of BLACKROM and TORTURE. Being 10 solar sweeps old, you are very close to achieving your DREAM of becoming a TORTURE TECHNICIAN.

You are very fond of your DAGGERS. You have all the daggers. All of them. And you polish them every day, to keep them nice and shiny for when you go in for the HUNT, TORMENT, or KILL. You like the TORMENT best.

Of course, your favourite pastime is TORTURE, but you have a variety of other interests. These include INFOMERCIAL SHOPPING, collecting MOVIE POSTERS, and COMPUTER GAMING. Especially COMPUTER GAMING. There's a new game coming out that you want to try soon.

Your trolltag is capedSadist. Your tongue is abnormally long. you nev~er use cap~i~tals and you sep~ar~ate syl~la~bles with til~des.

Tl;dr

**Alyss** · 06-08-2011, 07:21 PM

>Be the forgetful girl.

Alright!

...

What did you want to do again?

Your name is HEKKIKO LOLANA, and as previously mentioned, you are very forgetful. But, we'll get to the reason for that in a bit. How about we examine your interests?

You are an avid player of Fiduspawn, and consider yourself pretty good, if you do say so yourself. You spend much of your time honing your (mad) skills with only the best spawn, which you got as a prize from victories in your old FLARPing days. You don't like to talk about them very much, though, a couple things stay with you, like your love of sleuthing! In fact, your FLARP persona was DETECTIVE SHARPEYE, the greatest marksman/sleuth there ever was, taking down crooks with her trusty slingshot and her impeccable wit! Such skill for a young girl of six-and-three-fourths sweeps! Of course, not without your oh-so helpful elephant lusus, Canti. Too bad tha- Oh wait! We're talking interests, right? Right! You also love classical music, cartoons, comics, and reading! The sweet symphonies help you keep focus, and remember important information on rare occasions. Plus, the comics and cartoons give you a sense of hope that the world out there isn't so terrible, along with books. You also aspire to be a writer, but writing on paper seems also impossible. Your handwriting is pretty much totally unintelligible, and it seems to get worse the longer you write (neat handwriting takes an extreme amount of effort and time, and by then, you've forgotten what you were writing about) , so you keep some passages on Notepad. It's still kind of embarrassing, though.

You also do not like sleeping, because you often forget to get into your recouperacoon. Your nightmares seem to be worse than most trolls', because it's just several nightmares jumbled into one clusterfuck. Blood, carnage, conquest, sadness, Eldritch Abominations, you name it, all packed into one. You also have a somewhat-irrational fear of bluebloods, which has ties with a lot about you, so we'll have to start off with something else to get to it.

As a brownblood, you're lucky enough to have a psychic power, which is to induce confusion, disorientation, and/or forgetfulness on any troll. Unfortunately, you never learned you had this power, and never used it, causing build-up of this in your thinkpan, permanently suffering from these effects. However, her lusus also had a power that countered this, giving her a clear mind and a sense of attentiveness when ever she was within approximately 30 feet of Canti. You, noticing this, were always around your lusus, almost never doing anything without her company. Until she died in a tragic FLARP incident by the hand -or sword, rather- of a blueblooded troll in a rather vindictive mood. When you entered the game with him, he was ranting about how some brownblood stole his moirail, kismesis, AND matesprit. You escaped without any serious injuries, but covered in your lusus' blood. You were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time, but that doesn't stop you from blaming yourself. Since then, you've become a complete wreck. Your confusion/forgetfulness have gotten worse, and you're too petrified of the outside world now to leave your hive, not to mention lonely as hell. You now have sticky notes everywhere to help you cope, and it does make things a little easier. The worst thing you have to deal with is, not only your loneliness, but your fleeting sense of hope. Only the horrors of getting culled by Imperial Drones loom over the horizon, and even if you do find trolls to fill your quadrants, you wouldn't even last a day in the Fleet, or even on Alternia right now.

Sometimes, it seems the only solution is the top-floor window.

Your trollTag is littleLola, and you uhhh... often forget your quirk. gosh, this is really embarrassing :(

tl;dr

She's on PC now! Nobody cares!

**LordBlumiere** · 06-08-2011, 10:45 PM

> Be the moodswingy seadweller.

I dOnt lIkE thAt

You are now MURUKAN MAGNAT. You have issues with developing any QUADRANT that is not BLACKROM. This does not hinder you in any significant way. ...You're pretty sure. You are not much of a FIGHTER, preferring instead HARSH WORDS. LOWBLOODS cry in your presence. Usually. You like this. You have recently found a KISMESIS, and it was the best day of your life when you did. Hooray for your ASHEN QUADRANT. You hate her so much.

When you do fight, however, you like to use your SIMPLE RIFLE. It's not much, but it has meaning to you. It was your FIRST WEAPON, even before you started using WORDS. You keep it clean and pristine, in case you ever need it. It isn't often you do.

You are a bit too obsessed with the SUPERNATURAL, especially SPIRITS and GHOSTS. You love watching anything to do with these, and even seeking it out yourself. Most of the time you meet SKEPTICS on your journeys, but you try your damnedest to ignore them. They don't know what they're talking about anyway.

Your trolltag is transparentWarlord and yOU OnlY cApItAlIzE vOwElS yOU nEvEr UsE pUnctUAtIOn EIthEr

Tl;dr

**Ectricark** · 06-09-2011, 12:27 AM

> Be the logical one.

Zzzzzzzzz...

> BE THE LOGICAL ONE.

Zzzwhuh? Oh. Okay.

Your name is VALTIO CONSIL. You are 7 solar sweeps old, and you know this not because of any simple calendar but because of the complex algorithm you go through every night waking up that tells you exactly how long you have been alive. Since you wake up perhaps six or seven times due to your general sleepiness, you're very sure you're 7 sweeps old. Your attire is simple and bland, but you couldn't care less about fashion to be honest. Your teeth are dyed purple, blue and green from a serious RAINBOW CHEWING GUM binge as a wiggler. You swear you can still taste colors sometimes.

You possess VISION COMPLEX, which allows you to see into the inner workings of closed systems and the interactions between its parts. You generally apply it to math problems and puzzles.

It's not much for a hobby, but SUDOKU and other MATH PUZZLES are. You have an extensive collection of DOCUMENTARY FILMS, mainly from the History Concourse. You're not the most sociable person. You can't possibly fathom why someone who spends all of their time solving puzzles and watching documentaries could POSSIBLY have social issues. In case you didn't notice, another of your interests is scathing CYNICISM AND SARCASM.

You hate bubbly people, but you don't run into many on Alternia. Thank God. Or you would if you believed in MIRACLES. Ugh, you hate miracles. Ridiculous things. Stupid. Speaking of stupid things, you can't stand SODA or other CAFFEINATED BEVERAGES. They're disgusting and impair your reason and thought. "Rust your think pan," so to speak. But so does irritation, so you shall stop rambling on the subject.

You live in a small HIVEPARTMENT above the GRAND LIBRARIUM OF ALTERNIA, which is totally a thing. Why wouldn't it be? Your cramped RESPITEBLOCK is impeccably organized by atomic number and molecular arrangement. Your CLIOWL LUSUS lives downstairs in the PARLORBLOCK, which is also impeccably organized by historical period, which he knows because he knows all history. All of it.

Your chosen weapon is a CHAKRAM, a precise razor disc that returns to you when thrown. Yours in particular is precisely 3.14159 feet in circumference. You've checked over three-hundred and eight times. You keep it in your GRUBIX POLYGON Modus, which adds your items to an increasingly large polygonal mind puzzle the more items you stash in it. Once you solve a side of the puzzle, you get the corresponding item. It's painfully simple but when you asked the store clerk for a more challenging one he gave you a blank stare and degenerated into hysteria. So rude.

You will be the Viceroy of Reason in the Land of Shift and Flow someday. Your trollTag is avogadrosRevenge And You Tend To Speak In A Very Measured And Even Manner. Is That A Problem.

**arbitraryHearts** · 06-09-2011, 06:18 AM

===> Be the hiveless, wandering lowblood with the annoying accent.

Well, t'aint that a nice way o' introducin' a person! >:|

===> Be the nomadic artist with the "interesting" accent.

Thank ye kindly, lass. ;)

Talksprite:

You are ESTERA ALFWIN, and you are 8.5 sweeps old. Unlike most other trolls who had the sense to build their own hive after successfully emerging from the brooding caverns, you instead opted to spend your life constantly on the move within the great forests of Alternia with your loyal LUSES CHAMELION, whom you affectionately refer to as CHAMY. You spend most of your time up where the branches are thickest, only ever daring to venture down to the forest floor to pick apart recently fallen prey. The most time you spend in any one tree is usually between two to three weeks. After that, the WANDERLUST you're plagued with becomes too unbearable for you to handle, and you're soon on the move again.

Because you're always on the move and were raised by a rather ill-mannered beast of a luses, your HYGIENIC HABITS and TABLE MANNERS really aren't all that fantastic. You wash what little clothing you have and bathe once a week at most (if you can even manage to find a river or spring to do it all in, that is), and as a result you tend to smell rather RANK most of the time. If it can be described as anything, it would probably be like a mix of sweat, blood, and more "earthy" scents, such as mud and decaying leaves. You're completely oblivious as to how bad you actually smell, as you are pretty much used to it by now. As for table manners, you usually find yourself tearing into raw chunks of meat with your bare hands alongside Chamy during mealtime, so table manners are PRETTY MUCH A NON-EXISTENT THING for you.

If there is anything you love more than hunting down a wide variety of humongous MUSCLEBEASTS with Chamy and your trusty BOW by your side (and there are very few things you could possibly love more than this), it would probably be watching them from a distance and PAINTING them. Indeed, many are the MAGNIFICENT MASTERPIECES (that are, in actuality, not masterpieces in the slightest) that you have left behind on the trunks of trees you have long since left behind. Since supplies are often scarce, you more often than not drain the colourful BLOOD OF YOUR PREY for later use as paint.

You love painting so much, in fact, that your greatest dream is to one day become a WORLD RENOWNED ARTIST. You know deep down, however, that even if you could find a proper canvas to paint on and show the world what you could do, anybody snooty enough to appreciate it wouldn't dare be caught praising the work of an ORANGEBLOOD such as yourself. This of course has nothing to do with the fact that most of your work is more often then not ABSOLUTE GARBAGE anyway. Not that you would ever admit this to yourself or anything. In fact, when it comes to your art, you are not very good at ACCEPTING CRITICISM OF ANY KIND at all, constructive or otherwise. GOOD PAINTER, BEST ARTIST. >:(

You don't really find yourself caring much for face-to-face interaction, having grown up with only your luses as company for most of your life. You can be friendly and sociable when you're with one person, but being around more than two or three people at a time can make you QUITE ANXIOUS. It's not that you dislike people, but if given the choice, you would much rather STAY HOME AND PAINT AND/OR HUNT then have to go out and, troll jesus forbid, MINGLE WITH PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW. This is something that your MOIRAIL has been trying hard to correct recently, much to your great annoyance.

Although you seem to be quite reclusive in real life, ever since you managed to snag your current HUSKTOP from some treehouse troll who carelessly left their window open all those sweeps ago, you find that you have managed to gather a respectable number of ONLINE FRIENDS over the years, all of whom you care deeply about. They always come to you first for advice, and you are always happy to supply it. Hell, you'd even like to think you're pretty good at it!

This advice giving prowess probably stems from the fact that you have the rather unique ability to see things from another person's perspective, without letting your own views and judgements get in the way. If you ever concentrated on this, you would find that you can actually GAZE INTO THE VERY HEART of most people. Every true EMOTION, INTENT, and TRAIT that they often hide beneath the surface would be known to you. This would make you an invaluable asset to people who are in need of MEDIATION (of the platonic, non-quadrant sort) or in much more extreme circumstances, ARBITRATION. This is because your ability allows you to empathize with all parties involved, thus making it easy to discern the BEST POSSIBLE COURSE OF ACTION that leaves the least amount of people either SORELY BUTTHURT or DEAD.

In fact, if you weren't already so set on your doomed-before-it-even-began career as an artist, you would probably be a shoe-in for a position in the ARBITRATIONNAIRES; A select group of trolls whose sole purpose in life is to settle civil disputes between individuals and groups within your race in order to keep in-fighting between citizens to a REASONABLE MINIMUM, even if it means ELIMINATING ALL PARTIES INVOLVED. "Reasonable Minimum" here meaning "LESS THAN FULL OUT CIVIL WAR AT THE VERY LEAST".

Despite your uncanny ability to deal with other peoples problems, however, you are quick to change the subject if your feelings or problems should ever come up in conversation. You are friendly and understanding, but you are NOT REALLY KEEN ON OPENING UP TO PEOPLE, and are incredibly AWKWARD AND OBLIVIOUS when it comes to people showing even the most OBVIOUS SIGNS OF ROMANTIC INTEREST in you. This is probably why you have only had ONE QUADRANT filled successfully in your entire life, that spot belonging to your dear MOIRAIL, PARKOR DERPUS.

Keeping on topic with "things-you're-really-not-too-fond-of", you don't really like braggarts all that much. Or people who think they're better than anyone else in general. This includes MANY IF NOT ALL HIGHBLOODS, although you're usually willing to give people a chance when you first meet them. You also think the caste system is rubbish and that respect should be given to those who earn it, but you usually don't voice this opinion in order to avoid UNNECESSARY CONFRONTATION with people who do support it.

In fact, you're not really one to pick fights with people at all unless you feel it's absolutely necessary, and even then only if you know you have a DECENT ADVANTAGE. This would mean that you either have a very clear escape route, or are far enough away to manage firing a couple of shots before whomever you're fighting with can reach you. You're quick, agile and rather good with a bow, but you're really much more suited for LONG RANGE COMBAT and FLEEING FOR YOUR LIFE then anything else. Indeed, when it comes to CLOSE RANGE COMBAT of any kind, you are PRETTY MUCH USELESS.

It may come as a surprise to those who don't know you very well, but you actually have a somewhat PRANKY side to you. Your natural HUNTING skills make it incredibly easy for you to sneak up on PEOPLE AND PREY alike, much to their dismay and annoyance. You just can't resist sneaking up behind an unsuspecting troll and SCARING THE HORNS OFF OF THEM.

Should you ever find yourself playing a certain apocalyptic game with real life consequences, you will take up the title of SEER OF HEART, who resides in the LAND OF CLOUDS AND ISLANDS along with your consorts, TURQUOISE TURTLES who like DANCING.

Your trolltag is arbitraryArcher, an' ye be speakin' in a distinct drawl that some be findin' exotic, an' most others be findin' jus' outright annoyin'. :T When talkin' on Trollian, ye like t' finish most o' yer sentences with a wee emote at the end t' properly convey the emotion ye be feelin' at the time. ;)

MISC:

**Insani** · 06-09-2011, 07:57 AM

Okay this is my first fantroll and I just quickly pieced him together because I wanted to make something for my wonderful 42 quirk.

>Be the massive asshole

Your name is Hadeck Lipsum. You are exactly six sweeps old. You have few friends due to your bossy and attitude problems. You have a relatively high blood color, but you don't really care, because even if you were a low blood, you would still be better than everyone.

You are particularly fond of the color blue. Your interests include beating up people you don't like, being an asshole to your friends, and practicing your abilities. You also have a fondness for the number 42, which is clearly the most important number. Anybody who disagrees with you on that point dies painfully.

You are unusually intelligent and have psionic powers, which make your fondness for beating up your enemies (who include just about anyone who doesn't act respectful to your greatness) much more convenient, as you don't have to dirty your fists with their blood.

You live in an abandoned city. Nobody lives here. A few people (and by a few, you mean about twenty) used to stay here, even after it died out, but when you came out you dealt with them efficiently.

You wield the firearmkind strife specibi. Your modus is the MASSIVE FUCKASS MODUS, which attempts to force you to go on a day-long sidequest every time you want to retrieve an item, and even then there's a fifty percent chance the item will be covered in urine. You have learned to just beat up the sidequest givers and take the item since your adventure in the land of Fish and Vomit.

You spend your nights wandering through the lonely streets and making sure nobody intrudes upon your personal city. Even if you get defeated, your hellbeast of a lusus will surely bail you out. Not that you ever get defeated.

In SGRUB, you will be the Keeper of Superiority. Your consorts will be fruit-men. You will eventually kill the Black King and then your server player, who, right before dying, manages to get a good slash on you that causes you to bleed to death. Your last words, "you go-gogd4mn... 2age... o-of... bl4de..."

Your trolltag is fortyTwo and you type in 4n 422hole m4nner, m4king u2e of the number2 42.

EDIT: To see the redone version with arbitraryHearts' recreation of mine (that doesn't look like shit, unlike mine), click here.

**Thunder Reign** · 06-09-2011, 08:02 AM

well he doesn't have a symbol, he has hydrocephalus, apparently nobody can ever beat him and his body appears to be vriska but you didn't let that stop you!!!! keep on trucking, champ!!!

**Insani** · 06-09-2011, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by Thunder Reign

well he doesn't have a symbol, he has hydrocephalus, apparently nobody can ever beat him and his body appears to be vriska but you didn't let that stop you!!!! keep on trucking, champ!!!

He wears the same clothes because they look pretty good and I suck at making graphics (haven't worked on anything halfway decent in years). But yeah, I completely forgot to use a symbol.

Was generally trying to get a feel for how to make a fantroll, I generally suck at these sorts of things.

**Fishman** · 06-09-2011, 09:20 AM

maybe you didn't notice that your character has an enormous cranium compared to literally any of the actual homestuck characters

**mediokreKarapase** · 06-09-2011, 09:30 AM

Not to keep ragging on your troll, because it is a lot better than many first tries, but his face is really tall.

I would reccomend you take a look at this guide that Thunder made. It'll help you avoid all the common pitfalls a lot of people fall into when making fantrolls.

**enragedFingernail** · 06-09-2011, 09:35 AM

And just use a base sprite, because it appears the circle you used for your head is way to large.

EDIT: And those are Gamzee's horns.

**Insani** · 06-09-2011, 11:01 AM

Well it's based on an alternate sprite sheet I had which had all the accessories but the heads were a bit too large. :v

**enragedFingernail** · 06-09-2011, 12:07 PM

=>Be the average troll.

You are now QUIS CAMPUM.

You are 6 sweeps old. You live in your hive with your LUSUS, HogDad. You are not particularly skilled at anything, but average at pretty much everything. No wait, that is a lie. You are a extremely talented aim with your SLINGSHOT. That being said, your Kind Abstratus is set to SLINGKIND. Besides your slingshot, you also have a plain old SLING. You find the slingshot much easier to use, though. You shoot sharpened stones (that are in your sylladex) at whatever it is your shooting at, though you do not usually HUNT or KILL things. Not because you are afraid, but because you do not find it amusing. You usually sit at your hive playing crappy games that you cannot beat. You don't really have any strong LIKES or DISLIKES, you are just kind of average. Your sylladex has the PACKET FETCH MODUS equipped. You simply take the packet with the picture of the item on it, rip it open, and pour the object out.

Your trolltag is promeGlasses and -<--You tYpe in a manner to express Your loye of slingshots.

**arbitraryHearts** · 06-09-2011, 12:09 PM

(Wow, I said I would be in bed like hours ago, man.)

Welp, anyway. I hope you don't mind, Insani, but I kind of did a once over on your sprite, to give you an idea of how to improve your character. I don't claim this in any way as my own; I just tweaked him a bit. :U

Note the lower hairline, smaller head, and somewhat less-Vriska-y bod. I gave him some random Chinese symbol for the number 42 that I got off of google, but you're of course free to change that to whatever you'd prefer.

Now maybe try to have him a little less overpowered, and I think you're good to go for the most part. :n

(Sorry if this wasn't allowed or whatever, but I've been on a sprite-binge recently, I think. I'll delete this if it's not allowed.)

EDIT: Okay, tweaked my tweaking and I am done for the night. (for real this time, I mean)

**ZDG** · 06-09-2011, 12:11 PM

You should lower the hair a bit more.
Also the facial features should be a bit lower and more to our right.

**LordBlumiere** · 06-09-2011, 01:07 PM

Ignore post please.

**maya** · 06-09-2011, 01:36 PM

holy fuck how deep and edgy

**ThatOneAnimeChick** · 06-09-2011, 01:54 PM

This is my first FanTroll, and the first Troll of OLYMPUSMOUNTED. (A subthing of CountryStuck -:3)

>Be the delusional, patrcidal, mountaindweller.

/\/Kyahaha!\/\The/\/King\/\Accepts!

Your name is JUPITA VROUW.

You believe you are the PHYSICAL EMBODIMENT of the KING OF THE ALTERNIAN DEITIES, along with GOD OF THE SKY and RULER OF THE WORLD. You also believe you were granted YELLOW BLOOD to DISGUISE your TRUE STATE OF POWER.

This is all COMPLETE BULLSHIT. But because you are COMPLETELY INSANE, you don't know this.

You were once cared for by a MYSTICAL OX with the WINGS OF AN EAGLE and SKIN AS HARD as an OAK TREE. But you knew he was going to KILL YOU and the other EMBODIMENTS OF GODS so that he and the other MYSTICAL LUSII could RULE IN YOUR PLACE. That wasn't gonna happen, and he recieved a SPEAR STRAIGHT THROUGH HIM. You'll never be usurped now!

You have a MYSTERIOUS PSYCHIC POWER known as VISION LIGHTNINGFOLD. You can shoot FUCKING LIGHTNING from your FUCKING EYES. It's crazy! You have slain NUMEROUS TROLLS attempting to CULL YOU with this power, along with yout TRUSTY ZIG-ZAG SPEAR. This WEIRD SPEAR is known only as PLAGUE OF THE SKY.

You retrieve items with the ELECTRIC CIRCUIT MODUS. In it, there are a BUNCH OF WIRES arranged on a screen, along with PLACES TO PLUG THEM INTO. Each item is assigned to a PLUG-IN SPOT. To retrieve it, you must CONNECT THE WIRED TO COMPLETE THAT SPECIFIC CIRCUIT. You can weaponize it by JAMMING SOME METAL OBJECT INTO THE PLUG-IN SPOT. It isn't a very good idea, but you DO IT TO RID YOURSELF OF ANNOYING BUGS flying around. Because the completion of a circuit can also COMPLETE ANOTHER CIRCUIT, it's possible to retrieve more than one item at once.

Your Hive is located ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN. It is PRETTY SMALL, but you managed to DIG QUITE A FEW ROOMS INTO THE MOUNTAIN after the Carpenter Drones left. There are ocassionally trolls who climb the mountain seeking ENLIGHTENMENT. You kill them.

On Trollian, your TROLLTAG is godkingThunderstorm,/\/And\/\The/\/King\/\Speaks/\/In\/\An/\/Electrified\/\And/\/Dignified\/\Manner!/\/Kyahaha!

In SGRUB, you will be the RULER OF SKY in the LAND OF CAVES AND FLOATING ISLANDS.

**BewareOfNerd** · 06-09-2011, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by LordBlumiere

Oh joy, another mutant.

COme here, little freak. I prOmise I'll kill yOu quickly.

**Agmund** · 06-09-2011, 04:20 PM

>Be the Deep Sea Dweller~!

"ThatXCouldXBeXAnyone!"

>Be the Deep Sea Dweller girl with the Bio-luminescent lips and giant eyes.

"YaaaayXthatXsoundsXlikeXfun!"

You are now Nikole Alekam the Deep Sea Dweller! You think it's great, because you LOVE being happy. Actually, you love a looooot of things! But mainly anything that makes you happy is something that is good. You don't really get much chance to be happy where you live, because it's kind of eat or be eaten at all times, but that doesn't matter because you can still surface when you want happy fun times!

You do have some 'slightly' weird points to you however, though you don't really tend to notice! The most noticeable is obviously your eyes! Well, they're extremely large, and really mostly pupil due to the fact that if you want to catch any light down on the ocean floor you need to adapt to such things. Second most noticeable is your lips, which constantly have a light purplish glow, not at all notable in normal lighting but in extremely dark areas the glow is strong enough to be seen over rather long distances. You mostly use this to lure fish to you so you can use your needle like teeth to eat them. Which is the third thing! Instead of a normal set of teeth, you have about six times the normal amount of teeth, each only being the size of a needle. The last thing is almost unnoticeable without first getting you worked up, but your body has become extremely STRONG and DENSE from handling thousands upon thousands of pounds of pressure at ever moment you are at home. But luckily you are really good at controlling your strength, unlike SOME people. You are also incredibly dense though, so hurting you is hard too! It's kind of weird! But it's also awesome, because somehow your body is able to handle the changes in pressure perfectly, so there is no need to worry.

But your interests are far more interesting than any of that! Your biggest interest is to sew the different species of Lusii you find into cute little stuffed Lusii dolls. You don't especially use them yourself, but you love to make them for other trolls as a present, because obviously all trolls would like something cute like that! You even went so far as to give yourself needleKind as a strife deck, and bought a Sewing modus, which basically makes you sew an image of whatever you want to obtain into a small sewing pad. But you're good at sewing, so it doesn't matter!

You also LOVE how the surface lacks most of the pressure, and as such are slightly jealous of some land-dwellers. Not in the 'Oh I want to be a land-dweller' kind of way, but instead in the 'Weee I can jump so hiiiigh up here and everything is so light and it doesn't hurt to move!' kind of way. So you like to visit land-dwellers a lot. Though for some reason most of them seem to think you're incredibly heavy! How rude is that? You have a perfect figure, hmph! It's not your fault you are so dense.

Your third favorite interest lies in HUGS and other general ways of contacting other trolls in slightly red ways, because they're embarrassed looks are so cute! Plus, a hug is a great way to start off a good non-enemy friendship! You don't like making enemies, mostly because they aren't FUN. Really, it's not that you can't fight, or don't wanna hurt people, you're fine with both of those, you just find fighting to be extremely BORING, so you prefer to have relationships that lean towards the red spectrum.

That's another thing you love about land-dwellers, the low blood ones have psychic powers! That's so cool, even though you have major resistance to most of them. Sometimes you like to think about how cool it would be to have psychic powers or something, and just live up on land. But then a fish normally swims by and you eat it, forgetting what you were even thinking about.

Your trolltag is fluidousDollmaker and you "ApplyXaXcrossXstitchXtoXallXyourXwords."

**Todd Ingram** · 06-09-2011, 04:22 PM

Let's try this again.

>Be the Strong one who doesn't break anything.

By AcciDent, you mean? I do break Many things on Purpose.

>Sure, what the hell.

Your name is Targin Suplex.

Your blood is situated at the near-bottom level of seadwellerhood. For this reason, you do not have a lot of political sway, but you make do with what you can. You are respected by many and feared by many more. Your ancestors were rulers renowned for their outspoken ideas for utopian society, and you have tried to make their hopes a reality for a while now.

You are exceptionally strong. This is a result of an intense and rigorous exercise program and diet you have been using daily since your wriggling. However, unlike some other trolls with your level of strength, you have full control over your muscles. This allows you to happily consume cool beverages without fear of damaging the glass.

You are trained in multiple forms of combat, mainly self-defense, but you prefer the diplomatic approach when problems arise. This does NOT mean, however, that you are one of those clichéd powerhouses with the emotions and thinkpan capacity of a wriggler. It’s just that you dread having to use your excessive strength to get your way easily, as it is not very sporting. This is why you never make the first move in ANYTHING. Fights, games, relationships, nothing. This doesn’t mean you are a coward or a pacifist, however. You are not in any way afraid to get your hands dirty, and you have done so more often than not. You simply use them as Plan B, focusing instead on trying to utilize your benchmark Pulchritude stat.

Since you usually keep silent until you are approached in conversation, some people make you out to be a loner. This is simply not the case. You are a nice person to have around. You like to tell jokes sometimes; you are somewhat affable when you know people are joking, and your LOYALTY stat is so high, if it were as strong as it is high it may actually have a chance at besting you in hand-to-hand-combat. Maybe. However, if you are crossed, it is very hard to get your trust back. You have principles, you know.

Your custodian is a bipedal creature that resembles a dragon and a lion. You have not bothered to find out what it is. It taught you to defend yourself and has kept you on your training regimen. It is rather rash in decision making, however, and this has spawned a number of arguments between you two.

Your strife specibus is glovekind. You are a master of the suplex of which you were named after, and you exfoliated palms require protection of a leather persuasion. Your modus is Arm Wrestling. To retrieve an item, you must defeat a holographic arm created representing the item you are attempting to retrieve. The strength of the arm varies based on the object, but it doesn’t matter. You beat them all instantly once they start pushing.

If you were to play an immersive simulation game regarding the fate of your universe, your title would be the KNIGHT OF HASTE and your land would be the LAND OF PUMICE AND ORANGE WATER. Which tastes terrible, but is rather healthy.

If your author's computer was competent enough to support more than one chumhandle, your handle would be meticulatedBicep and you would eNunciAte and proNounce your words with DomiNance.

Will have a TL;DR up soon, going through stuff.

**awkwardsilence** · 06-09-2011, 04:35 PM

>Be the uncoordinated asshole-ish one

You are now the uncoordinated asshole-ish one.

Your name is Ashir Yasfit and you are a young male troll of eight sweeps. As is obvious by your rather rough appearance, you are sort of CLUMSY. Incredibly clumsy, in fact. You have very little balance and you often fall down. Living on top of a mountain doesn't help much either, but you refuse to move because you are also STUBBORN. Other than being very clumsy, your skin is a lot THINNER than the average troll's, so you are more PRONE TO INJURY than another troll would be. Where one might only get a small scratch, you would get a LARGE, PAINFUL GASH ON YOUR FUCKING KNEE that doesn't heal as quickly either.

You are also something of a LIAR. You love lying to people, and you do so almost all the time. It's almost become something of an OBSESSION, perhaps even bordering on a FETISH. But you digress. A lot of what you say is not actually the truth, and when you are telling the truth nobody really believes you anyway. But you don't really care. You like to tell people that you get your many injuries through fights, but in reality you are actually pretty WEAK. You probably wouldn't last long on your own because of how weak you are, in fact. Weak like a little grub!

Because of this you get DEFENSIVE EASILY and you really DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP. You usually end up on the wrong side of someone else's temper because of your own temper, which FLARES RATHER EASILY. You are aware of this and you often try to keep it under control, but only your moirail can do that. You like to EXPLORE the caves and forest around your hive with your moirail, who lives near the mountain in a tree. He is pretty much the only one you are ever truthful with.

You also enjoy CLIMBING, though this inevitably leads to you falling if you are alone because you are TERRIBLE AT IT and can't keep your grip. It keeps happening! This is very RECKLESS, so your lusus has put out many safety webs on the sides of the mountains because you also don't use safety gear. WHO EVEN NEEDS SAFETY GEAR? NOT YOU! You keep climbing anyway because the mountain air is cool and you think it smells good. It is also a great vantage point to WATCH THE SUNSET from, which you wake up early for every night just to see.

Your Trolltag is authenticDisaster and you hahve ah strahynge ahccent, AHND TYPE IN AHLL CAHPS WHEN AHNGRY!

Extra/tl;dr
Name: Ashir Yasfit
Age: 8 sweeps
Gender: Male
Blood Color: Sea Green
Lusus: Spider
Fetch Modus: Truth or Dare: Each time you need to access an item you either need to tell a secret to your modus, or do something it dares you to.
Strife Specibus: pickkind
Trolltag: authenticDisaster
Typing quirk: nevahr cahpitahlizes unless AHNGRY, ahnd hahs a strahnge ahccent.
Title: Knight of Hope
Land: Land of Ice and Haze
Consorts: Penguins

**mars7a** · 06-09-2011, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by LordBlumiere

> Be the pissed off mutant with a vengeance.

y£ah, w£ll, ! do hav£ a r£asonn you l!ttl£...

You are now SEMSIK EMITNE. You have absolutely NO SCRUPLES and NO REMORSE. A good thing for a troll to have, but you take it altogether TOO FAR. In fact, you've had to since you were a grub. Mostly due to your MUTANT BLOOD. No LUSUS would take you, so you had to either fight or die. You chose to fight. This is the only reason you are still alive, and you are damn thankful for EVERY MINUTE. In fact, for 12 SWEEPS you've been fighting, and for 12 sweeps you've managed to make your mark.

Most of this mark-making is achieved by your NUNCHUCKS. They aren't exactly magic or science or anything, but they're the most effective weapon at your disposal. You've managed to kill a DRONE with those things. You felt pretty BADASS after that.

The times you aren't fighting, you are incredibly interested in PRECIOUS STONES AND METALS. You like to go down to the SULFUR PITS and mine for things. This is VERY BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH, but you try to wear a MASK when you go. Sometimes you forget, and then you're incapacitated for a couple days. This sucks, as you can't move and are a lot more VULNERABLE. You try to hide yourself on those days.

Your trolltag is infiniteSulfur. you donn't us£ cap!tals, you doubl£ your nns, annd you r£plac£ c£rta!nn l£tt£rs w!th stuff. yeah.

Tl;dr

Wow this sounds like a generic Gary Stu character. The fact that he can perform nigh-impossible feats like killing an Imperial Drone makes for a boring character and thus a boring story to be told. Where is the excitement of a character overcoming a challenge when he can just blow it up with a dainty smack? He seems pretty healthy for being a pariah to a violent and militaristic society where looking at someone funny is bound to get you shanked.

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