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    Lightbulb Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

    > Be the high-blooded kid

    Sure thing, buddy!


    Your name is ZEICHNER BLAR'VERLIEBET, but your friends call you VIKO, after your LUSUSONA.
    You don't really know what to become when you grow up, but for the moment, you always carry your GRAPHIC GRUBLET everywhere. You like to stop in the sea and draw all the creatures and corals that you see, while your lusus protects you.

    You like other things too! Such as READING or LISTENING TO MUSIC. You tend to go HUNTING too, both underwater and on the surface. While the underwater creature's scales help you making cool stuff, the surface creature's fur and pelt gives you material to do crafting! So useful.
    You like HORROR VIDEOGAMES, such as SILENT MOUNTAIN, and PUZZLE GAMES too, such as PORTRALL.

    If you were ever to enter in a game called SGRUB, you would be the ARTIST OF CREATION, in the LAND OF SEA AND ISLES.

    Your trolltag is clumsyArtist [cA] and 3 < "you like to roleplay a lot!!!!! ¡=!e¡=!e!!!!!" *said ca while scratc¡=!ing his left ear"


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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way


    > Be the silly, stupid bear boy
    3 < *ca growls "that's not nice!!!!"*


    > Okay geez, fine. Be the high-blooded troll.
    3 < *ca smiles widely "now t¡=!at wasn't so ¡=!ard, was it??????*




    Your name is ZEICHNER BLAR'VERLIEBET , but your friends call you VIKO.
    When you grow up, you'd like to be a famous ARTISTSERKER, trolls who bring fear and pain to the battlefield, while using beautiful colors from the blood of the enemy.Which is why you LOVE DRAWING, and are always carrying your GRAPHIC GRUBLET!

    Aside from that, you have other hobbies and interests. For example, you like LISTENING TO MUSIC, especially METAL, ROCK and something called TROLLCALOID, although you don't know where does that come from. Oh well, the songs are good, that's the only thing that matters.

    You enjoy playing VIDEOGAMES such as SILENT MOUNTAIN and TRIOSHOCK, but you like more slow, peaceful things such as TROLLCRAFT or KATRAMARI DRAMACY.
    You tend to play a MMORPG, called MAPLE STROLLRY. You like to think you live an amazing adventure exploring the world, but you know it isn't true.

    You enjoy READING. A lot, actually! There's no better friend than a book, they say. Specially FANTASY ones. Just think about it, the DRAGONYY'DS soaring through the sky, gigantic battlefields, and a glorious hero, here to slay the beasts and the enemy! So cool.

    If you entered sgrub, you'd be the ARTIST OF CREATIONG, in the LAND OF SEA AND ISLES.

    Your trolltag is clumsyArtist [cA], and 3 < *"you tend to roleplay w¡=!ile talking!!!!!!" said ca, scratc¡=!ing his left ear*


    EDIT: Ah geez dammit the icon screws it up, sorry guys :c

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    >Be the elitist raging guy


    Your name is SIAHAT NERGAL. You are a WRITER and a HISTORIAN. Despite you're 8 sweeps, you are an ObLiterator, a rare but NOBLE class of trolls dedicated to preserve and continue the OMINOUS TROLLITERATURE, which basically consists on historical accounts of the noble sea-dwellers (like Her Imperious Condescencion and others), war tales, and all the GARBAGE that is included in the category of IDLEPOP*. You particulary enjoy ANCIENT TOMES and old books that describe the lives of the ANCESTORS, and because of your STUBBORN nature, you search tirelessly for strictly FORBIDDEN books on the matter.

    You have a great appreciation for everything related to the most noble class of the trolls, and as such you use your connections between the ObLiteratorship to acquire amazingly OLD FURNITURE, ANCIENT PAINTINGS and other classical troll arts. As mentioned before, you enjoy reading pretty much everything that comes from good, tasteful troll literature. You really, really hate everything that comes from that GARBAGE that is IDLEPOP, which includes modern movies, videogames, fantasy novels, and pretty much everything that a common, normal troll kid would like. But you’re nor common nor normal. Despite, that is, your PEASANT RED BLOOD, but that is a minor nuisance that you tend to forget about. You consider yourself among the HIGHBLOODs even though you were born as a LOWBLOOD, but that is irrelevant, what counts is the attitude, and you have it. All of it.
    You are usually CALM and talk with GREAT ELOQUENCY however you’re easily picked on and drop your HIGHBLOOD attitude so that your LOWBLOODNESS slips and then it is a fuck-fest. SOME regard you as crazy, but they are not worthy of your time. You’re UNIQUE and you know it. You have a special power that NO ONE has: you can enter freely in the DREAMBUBBLES, the place where the souls of the deceased go. But this UNIQUE ABILITY comes with a drawback: you have to TRANCE, something a troll can’t normally do by himself. Fortunately your LUSUS was kind enough to teach you how to do it without HER being present. This is what you expect from a BIG DOUBLE HEADED LIZARD that has been protecting and teaching you with fierce determination. Man, you LOVE her so much. If she dies you would surely DIE or GO ABSOLUTLY BATSHIT CRAZY. That will never happen. Not at all. You’ll defend her with your trusty SPEAR, with which you’re quite competent.
    Despite your hate of IDLEPOP, you are online every now and then, but usually you’re in your laptop writing your MAGNIFICIENT NOVELS or just talking to your HIGHBLOOD friends. Your handle is twistedLiterator and you like to #t41k in a r4ther stupid w4y but th4t doesn’t stops you for spe4king in the 4ppropi4te m4nner of 4 HIGHB1OOD such 4s yourse1f#.



    *A term that only ObLiterators use to refer to every lesser form of "art", which is considered to be filthy rubbish only appreciated by morons and ignorants.

    PD : I will appreciate every critique of my fantroll, like "His hair is a mess" or, "Wow, you suck at making sprites". Which both are true, by the way.
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way


    Your name is Rainha Miapet, and you are 8 Sweeps Old.

    And there is not much that sets you appart from others. Well aside the fact that you're a pinkblooded sea dweller, but that is totally and completely irrelevant to this introduction. You consider yourself to be quite so very normal, having boring interests regarding coral sight-seeing, reading and running some personal - and not so personal - blogs, which obviously make you a boring person. You are emotionally stable and frankly posses an uninteresting past, so you have nothing else to show, nope.

    Ok fine, that is a lie and you do have a bit more to tell, but why don't we begin with your past instead?

    Everything began when you were 5 sweeps old, and your world revolved around one sole thing: becoming the Empress. Oh yes, you were always anxious and completely excited about finally being correctly corresponded to the fine, lovely throne, considering your mind could possibly be one of the highest in Alternia, maybe highest of all! These stories circled around your naive young mind, sadly being unaware of you thinking all sorts of wrong. Until of course, the unpleasant notice of SOM-EON-E possessing some kind of miraculous blood that took the position of heiress you thought you had in less than a second hit your ignorant reality like a literal fish-slap and blew you out.

    And of course, you snapped. All your life you had been indulged by your caring lusus and taught how to belong the royalty, so the news were not welcomed. In reaction, you moved straight to the opposite pole, and became a being you now consider to be one of the most awful and shameful person that ever was. Which wasn't so bad, you just exaggerate a lot. You decided to abuse of your place in the hemospectrum and basically go wild. You held parties everynight, fell into one-night stands and hopeless quadrants, never finding real pity or hate in anyone, and treated everyone below green like a piece of garbage. BUT, then you grew up. After a horrid accident, you realized what the fuck you were doing and 'matured' as person - technically.

    Instead of becoming someone normal, you once again moved to another opposite pole, and became obsessed with QUADRANTS PURITY. That's right, your despisement for your old self was so strong, that in order to have revenge you abstained yourself from most quadrant activity, willing to even die due to not filling the required recippients just for the purpose of protecting your precious chastity and somehow laugh at your past self.
    Which makes you the person you are now. You currently are running several blogs and campaigns to protect your beliefs and stop the drone system to be applied to sea dwellers - even if part of you thinks that's ridiculous, you just pretend it's what is left of her. You are committed to keep this pure, and anyone that stands in the way is a worthless bastard that deserves no respect.

    Your tag is oustedSovereign and Yo~u have a rather fancy sp.e~ech; Nothing uncommon; In yo~ur op.ini~on!¡





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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

    -> Be the bitch with a health problem.


    Your name is Sanchi Masalp, and you're not a bitch! Just because you have indigo blood doesn't mean you're a bitch! Your blood isn't even really indigo anymore! You see, you suffer from a kind of hemophilia. The kind you have has been deterioating your health condition ever since you were a grub, and the worst effects started when you were about three sweeps old. Until then you were a pretty normal troll like any other, aside from the excessive bleeding from the smallest wounds, but then you noticed how your blood was losing its color, turning gray, and then the problems started. Now, at the age of eight solid sweeps, your health is kind of poor. Along with the intense and long-lasting blood loss from cuts, you also have some "breathing" problems, because your blood is starting to fail at carrying oxygen (or whatever gas trolls breathe) to your body, which makes you easily tired with any kind of harder or prolongued exercise. Your muscles have also been affected by this, and you're now weak, even for your not-so-impressive size. Along with that, your horns are very fragile as well, and you'll rarely be found with both fully grown.

    But let's look at the bright side! Which is to say, your interests. Having a health condition like that, you've turned to studying medicine since you found out about it, and you are know a very good doctor. You use this knowledge in medicine mostly to keep track of the advance of your illness, taking samples of your blood every few nights, but the tone hasn't changed in almost a whole sweep, so you're pretty sure it's stable now. Which is a good thing, because on your researches you've found cases where the subject's blood turned completely gray, and they either died shortly after, or had a very useless existance for a while before getting culled. All of those cases were of really low-blooded individuals though, so it seems to affect peasants more severely, luckily for you. With your current skills and knowledge, you've been writing a very long essay on your disease, from the moment you first started studying it and following it closely up until now, and hope to one day publish it and have your name among the ranks of the respected Vivisculptors, an especially skilled class of Imperial fighters that are both deadly in combat and adept in healing, so they can keep assaults going for much longer. Unfortunately, with your condition, you'll probably never have the physical prowess to actually join their ranks in battle, but a girl can dream.

    Anywho, onto the next interest. Somewhat related to your sickness is your absolute love for gambling. You've been basically gambling with death ever since you were hatched, so why not gamble on other things too? You are a very skilled gambler, and even when you see you're losing, your deft hands take care of a little cheat here and there to make you win. Hey, you're almost at the top of the land-dwelling spectrum, you can do that, okay. It can also be a good way to avoid a direct fight, even if it stirs some occasionally. Just propose a poker game, or any game that involves gambling, and if they accept you pull the strings until you win. If the opponent gets aggressive then you intimidate him or her with your weapon, but we'll get to that later. In gambling the most subtle gesture or body language can give away a whole strategy, so you're actually quite good at reading people's intentions through their facades. You're not really that great at convincing, but you can argument very well, which is worth something. You have a very logical mind, not really creative in any way above normal.

    A third interests of yours, despite being a little childish to some, is your great affinity with horror games of any kind. Be it survival horror or action horror, you have it and beat it at least once. You just love that thrill you get when walking through a dark corridor, expecting something to jump out at you at any moment. It's a good way to inject some adrenaline in what would surely be an otherwise boring life. You usually prefer survival horror, it can get you more on edge, but action horror is just as good, especially when you get to brutaly murder your enemies, with lots of blood and limbs getting detached. Hey, if you want to become a good Vivisculptor, you have to be able to do all that! It's training! Well, no, not really, as mentioned before your disease prevents you from doing any of that, but at least in the game you can let your most murderous tendencies out so they don't get in the way of interacting with others or healing.

    Lastly among your interests is a love for techno songs, usually with little to no lyrics. They're just so energetic sometimes, make you want to dance. Because of this you carry your earbuds around with you all the time, and half of the time you can be found wearing them and listening to the technos on your phone. You also have speakers all over your hive, connected wirelessly to your phone, so if you get tired of using the earbuds you can just turn on the speakers and start blasting the bass at maximum volume. Your neighbors must hate you, but you're the higher blooded troll of the area, so they don't usually bother you. You've tried dabbling with a software once to make techno songs, but you were so awful at it you gave up after the first few tries. That wasn't really your thing anyway, you prefer more concrete stuff over computer programs. So now you just listen to the songs you buy and/or download, it's easier, and you have other stuff to do besides sitting in front of a screen for hours.

    You're also one of those trolls that care about their looks. Look at your hair. See how it's all dyed at the tips and the lock at the front? Your hair is your favorite part of yourself, coupled with your eyes, so you try to keep both at their best shape, seeing as you're pretty average in everything else, body and all that, maybe a bit shorter than normal. Luckily, your hair stays like that with little to no special care at all! Just a bit of mascara on the eyelashes, and a bit of a spray product and a nice combing, and you're good to go for the rest of the night! And about your clothes... Well, you don't really think that spreading the word that your blood changed colors is a good idea, but at the same time you believe you shouldn't hide it either, so what you do is keep your symbol with your blood's original tone, and put the new one on other things, like your pants and hair and mascara color. You tend to have your labcoat on sometimes too, purely by habit. You rather like it actually, it gives you a scientific look.

    The location of your hive couldn't be more perfect for you. You're relatively close to the ocean, but it stays hidden behind a mountainous region, so seadwellers never bother you or the peasants that live near you, and who you usually take care of. You're not really all that big of a hemoloyalist. You do expect respect from the lower classes, but if you know them well enough you'll just forget caste differences entirely. You're pretty easy-going most of the time too, and you tend to curse when you're excited about something. But back to your hive. The best thing about living where you do is that behind your hive there's a lush forest that stretches all the way to the mountains, and that's where your mantis lusus stays. She could never actually fit in your hive, because she is huge. Her head is about as big as you, and you have no idea how the hell she can keep herself fed with such a hulking size without completely draining the forest. Either way, you love her dearly, and she's usually very caring in the few times she visits you. You named her Mantodea.

    As mentioned earlier, you have a robotic arm. It was the only way you'd be able to keep using your Specibus as your body deteriorated. You won it in a gamble of course, and you had a bonus with the troll anyway, because he was very hemoloyal. With the robo-arm you're able to keep using you revolverKind, a good choice to have kills without getting to close-quarters. You can't afford that, you're too likely to bleed to death if you get hurt bad enough. And, well, your Fetch Modus doesn't help either. You have the Blood Modus, and it's a bit of a hassle for its simplicity. You just have to be bleeding to get a item back, that's all. But considering a papercut can kill you with enough time, you try to avoid using it, using a few pockets on your clothes instead, and if you really have to get an item back, you'll just take a tiny bite at your tongue or the inside of your mouth. It's the least damage you can do to yourself. You have quite a few contacts over Trollian, and they can contact you through the tag of cursedMedic, and you don'+ l+ke le++ers that rem+nd you of cu+s.

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

    >Be the revamped robotics enthusiast.



    Your name is ADONNA ADROII, and yes, asses will be kicked if anyone calls you "Nubsy".

    Since you were little over five and a half sweeps old, you've been considered somewhat of a prodigy when it comes to building things, usually of the mechanical persuasion. Being of lowly yellow blood, this probably won't get you anywhere besides a loathsome job working as an engineer on the Fleet. You quickly grew frustrated by the disadvantages that came with your position on the hemospectrum, feeling that the short lifespan and unfaltering hate from higher castes was unwarranted and unfair. Secretly you longed for some sort of revolution, or uprising, if you will, lead by your own legion of loyal robot soldiers. Of course, talking about this openly would no doubt get you culled, so you keep it to yourself. Still, it'd be nice if someone, even if not yourself, would just... Reverse the hemospectrum or something!

    The thing is though, the supplies you need for building your robots are very expensive, and it's not like they sell circuit boards at thrift stores. So, you usually sell tiny clockwork trinkets over TrollBay, even if you think it's a little degrading. A troll with a mind as brilliant as your own should have an unlimited supply of resources, and definitely would not lower themselves to making cute little seadweller toys! Ah, but it's nothing more than a means to an end, in your eyes. Not everyone can be born fortunate.

    Naturally, you yourself harbor a level of disdain for your hemospectral superiors, usually choosing to A) ignore them, or B) pick a fight. It's usually the latter, which, got you that nasty "battle scar" on your eye. You ran into a seadweller, which was something you'd never met before, that unceremoniously called you a pissblood. You banged him up pretty bad, until he ruined your eye. Was it worth it? Hell yes. You still have the shirt with his dumb purple-pink blood on it, and it's something of a trophy now. And as for the arm... Well, that was a result of your own clumsiness when you were younger. You really should make a prosthetic one, or even a robotic one. You certainly are capab-

    HELL. NO.

    You will never use robotic implants. It's weird, n' freaky. Your body is a temple, and you won't taint yourself with steel, no matter how much it would help you. It was your own fault, and you'll take responsibility for it. No cutting corners here. And quite frankly, you look down on people who do use metallic replacements for anything on their person. Anyway, yeah, that's a no-go. It was hard for the first few pedigrees, but you soon learned to deal, and you're getting around just fine without use of your hand.

    Like many trolls, you have various interests, two which were mentioned before, robotics and building. You are also a proud video game buff, though the ones you buy are typically related to The Fleet, or the rare ones with a revolution-centered plot, like Medal of Duty: Black Ops, or Troll Red Faction Guerrilla. You could get culled for even owning that last one, but whoops, it looks like you ran out of fucks to give quite some time ago. The other one is a little more... Embarrassing, than video games, but that doesn't stop you! You've grown to enjoy fanfiction, whether it be good or bad is up for debate. Though, you'd never dare to try your hand at writing your own FF. You're almost totally certain you would fail horribly.

    As expected of trolls, you are very violent and confrontational, hence the scars. You find it hard not to fight, whether it be physical or a verbal argument. Hell, the whole of Alternia is pitted against you for your blood, who says you can't fight back? And besides, your lusus is a fucking over-grown honey badger. It's literally a miracle that you aren't totally batshit-"destroy-anything-that-moves". In fact, you think you are (arguably) rather emotionally-adjusted, and responsible. At least, by comparison to some of the other trolls you know on the "emotionally-adjusted" part. Though, you can be a bit... Overly-defensive when it comes to your blood, but you think it's totally justified! You'll be damned if you'll let any motherfucker roll up on you and pull the "hemospectrum" card on you! They provoked you! It's not like it's your fault they're assholes, and you're pretty sure this won get you into trouble anytime soon.

    You live in a small, lowblood slum not too far from a very busy city. You rarely see anyone higher than yellow-green outside of the city, and you're glad about that, seeing that if they mind their own business, you don't have too big a problem with them. You prefer the independent, isolated life most trolls have, and fear that lowblooded life on the Fleet will be cramped and crowded. But, no use complaining about it, that never got anyone anywhere.

    Your name is vexedUprising, and you have a very aggressive and almost militant way OF. SPEAKING.

    Last edited by Alyss; 08-20-2011 at 08:05 PM. Reason: FIXED ABOUND
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

    ==> Be the gentleman

    You are now the... er... gentle...

    ==> Say it

    Man?



    Your name is TEEIST UNICOB. You are 13 SWEEPS OLD which makes you an OLD AS FUCK ADULT TROLL. You're currently trouncing along wherever they send adult trolls and you enjoy SCARING THE FLIP OUT OF EVERYONE.
    When you were just a grubling, you were taken in by your ANNOYING FRILLY HOOFBEAST UNIHORN LUSIS. And despite what it demanded of you, you don't have time for silly things like GENDERS. It always insisted on calling you SHE and as you got older, the annoying CHESTLUMPS only made it worse. You don't mind though, but you call yourself a GENTLEMAN. It feels much nicer on your pointy little tongue.
    You are a proud YELLOW BLOOD and you feel it is a much nicer color than DISGUSTING PURPLE but of course you'd never say that out loud. Except you have said it out loud. Just did. OOPS.
    There's something about you that's just a LITTLE BIT OFF. You're not prone to violence but scaring people is HILARIOUS. It's better when you swing your GIANT POINTY BALL ON A STICK at them and they SCREAM LIKE LITTLE GIRLS. You're rarely ever caught not smiling that little bit off smile of yours but when you are, you are usually stuck in your thinkpan or up to something. Despite your oddities, you were raised QUITE PROPER. Thus, a gentleman.
    Your symbol is the SIGN OF THE WISE MAN but you've never cared for it and have taken to drawing different symbols on your arms. They are QUITE RUDE and you'll never tell what they MEAN. Hehe eheH~
    Your trolltag is rapierWitticisms and when you speak Nobody Knows Just Quite Which Direction To Take You uoY ekaT oT noitceriD hcihW etiuQ tsuJ swonK ydoboN

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

    [CHANGED SOME STUFF]

    > Be the delightfully purple troll

    Thank you for zaying zo! It IZ the bezt colour!



    Your name is ZOLTAC TAQUEL and you enjoy PARANORMAL INVESTIGATION.

    You aspire to become a paranormal investigator when you grow up, there's MANY questions unanswered out there. Fortunately for you, you do not plan on growing up anytime soon, you are quite immature and prone to ranting. You have a passion for COLLECTING BEANIE LIZARDS, because you adore lizards, they are your favourite thing. You take your favourite beanie, "BOOTY" around with you everywhere, his safety is your number one concern.

    Quite noticably, your blood is PURPLE, and why wouldn't it be? Purple is the best colour there is, you love it more than anything, to you, it should be the highest blood since it is the best colour. Though you are quite ranty and energy filled at times, you do seem to have a NARCOLEPSY problem, you tend to fall asleep all too often. Other than that you are from a part of your planet that most resembles England on Earth, you enjoy TEA, CRUMPETS and other stereotypical british things. Your LUSUS is a giant lizard, naturally and you both go on paranormal investigations together, though you often get scared.

    Your Trolltag is narcolepticBeanie and your speech tendz to zimulate the znoring you do nekzt to all the time when you zleep.

    [/CENTER]
    TROLL NOTES:
    His name is an anagram of a Lizard god.
    His symbol is of the Lizard Constellation
    His horns represent his logo and look like Lizard horns.

    General Information
    Name = Zoltac Taquel
    Trolltag = narcolepticBeanie
    Blood/Text = Purple
    Age = 8 Sweeps
    Quirk = Sss sounds are replaced with a Z (S and sometimes C) and X is replaced with KZ.
    Lusus = A giant Lizard
    Strife Specibus = Canekind
    Fetch Modus = ProtonModus - Your Modus shoots out a proton beam to pick up items, though when you release items, it will release one at random, which is tiresome. Though it can captchalogue ghosts!
    SGRUB Title/Land: Land of Rainbows and Tea
    Title: MAGE OF MATURITY


    Hope everyone likes ^^

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

    >Be the first of the first set of Binary Sun Twins.

    @@ I was unaware that I was in a set

    >Well you are. Now show up!

    @@ 0Okay.



    Your name is HINOTE FUTAGO and you are a TWIN.

    You and your TWIN SISTER live in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, in a PAIR OF HIVES connected by way of DUAL BRIDGES. You are both QUITE EXTROVERTED, but you are MORESO. You frequently go OUT OF YOUR WAY TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS, but being a LOWBLOOD, you don't normally SUCCEED.

    In terms of INTERESTS, you enjoy RUNNING WITH WILD ANIMALS, spending WEEKS AT A TIME living with them. The MUSCLEBEASTS have generally ACCEPTED YOU AS A CONSTANT, and generally TRY TO IGNORE YOU after you PUNCHED ONE IN THE FACE. You actually have VERY MUCH ABOVE AVERAGE STRENGTH, allowing you to GET THE RESPECT OF MANY CREATURES.

    In terms of ENTERTAINMENT, you enjoy NATURE DOCUMENTARIES and MOVIES INVOLVING FIRE. You ocassionally play VIDEO GAMES, but you're NOT VERY GOOD AT IT.

    You also have MILD PSIONIC POWERS, allowing you to CREATE AND MANIPULATE FIRE. You don't have the BEST CONTROL, and it isn't THAT STRONG. You also have a SPECIAL KIND OF VISION. You are BLIND IN ONE EYE, but your OTHER EYE allows you to see the PRESENT and ELEVEN MINUTES INTO THE FUTURE at the SAME TIME. You also see the present through your SISTER'S GOOD EYE, and she for you.

    Your FETCH MODUS is the HOWLING MODUS, where every card is assigned to a PITCH, and you must HOWL AT THAT PITCH to RETRIEVE THE ITEM.

    Your STRIFE SPECIBI are GLOVEKIND, which you use to PUNCH THINGS, and 2/3BLADEKIND, which can hold ANY SWORD with roughly TWO THIRDS OF A BLADE. You wound up with that after a PARTICULARLY TOUCH MUSCLEBEAST BROKE YOUR SWORD.

    On TROLLIAN, your TROLLTAG is burningWild, @@ And y0ou tend t0o speak in a slightly h0oll0ow t0one, but y0our v0oice bec0omes m0ore "wh0ole" as time g0oes 0on.

    >OK, let's be the second one.

    I'm O0kay with that. @@



    You are now KELLET FUTAGO and you are HINOTE'S TWIN SISTER.

    You are LESS EXTROVERTED THAN YOUR SISTER. You still look for friends, but you can be KIND OF SHY. You mainly have A FEW GOOD FRIENDS, whom you play VIDEO GAMES WITH. You also ocassionally talk with your SISTER'S FRIENDS, but you are typically VERY NERVOUS AROUND THEM.

    You play MANY VIDEO GAMES, especially MMORPGS of the ACTION PERSUASION. However, you play ALMOST ALL TYPES OF GAMES when you're not doing that. You have a FONDNESS for TROLL JAPANESE RPGS, FIGHTING GAMES, and SATIRICAL PLATFORMERS. Most of your FRIENDS were met through THESE INTERESTS.

    You also have PSIONIC POWERS, like your SISTER. You can PUSH AND PULL THINGS WITH TELEKINESIS, but you can't move things that are TOO HEAVY or TOO FAR AWAY. You have similar VISION to your SISTER, but the EYES ARE REVERSED, and you see ELEVEN MINUTES INTO THE PAST instead of the FUTURE. You also see the PRESENT through your SISTER'S EYE, just as she can see through yours.

    Your FETCH MODUS is the COMBO MODUS, where every card is assigned to a BUTTON SEQUENCE on your CAPTCHATROLLER, and you have to PRESS THE COMBO to RETRIEVE THE ITEM.

    Your STRIFE SPECIBI are CNTRLLRKIND, for easier storage of your many GAME CONTROLLERS; 1/2HANDLEKIND, which lets you store HALF A HANDLE; and 1/2HAMMERKIND, which lets you wield ANY HAMMER WHERE THE HANDLE IS BROKEN IN HALF. The LATTER TWO were originally HAMMERKIND, but you ACCIDENTALLY SLAMMED IT INTO A WALL WITH YOUR POWERS.

    You and your SISTER also have SPECIAL ENHANCED POWERS when the TWO OF YOU ARE TOUCHING IN SOME WAY. The ENHANCED POWERS include GREATER PYROKINESIS, BETTER TELEKINESIS, and the ability to LAUNCH A FIERY MIND-POWERED PULSE.

    You two have ONE LUSUS, a large QUADRUPLE HORNED RAM named THE FIRST ARIETIS, a POWERFUL PSIONIC who only cares for TWINS WITH HER EXACT BLOOD COLOR, and has DESTROYED many HIGH-BLOODED HEMOLOYALS, who want to ELIMINATATE REDBLOODS. When a high-blood that doesn't have permission from the TWINS to come within a MILE, they are destroyed with a PSIONIC FIRE BLAST.

    On TROLLIAN, your TROLLTAG is whackedButtons, And yo0 drag o0ut yo0ur wo0rds, and they beco0me mo0re ho0llo0w when they are drawn o0ut. @@

    >Detail SGRUB info.

    In SGRUB, the two of you will LINK YOUR COPIES OF THE GAME, so you can BOTH SERVER YOUR CLIENT, and HAVE YOUR LINKED HIVES BOTH BE MANIPULATED BY YOUR SERVER.

    HINOTE will become the SEAMSTRESS OF TIME, and KELLET will be the BREWER OF VOID, in the LAND OF HEAT, SEASONS, AND DESOLATION. Your CONSORTS will be HYPERACTIVE ORANGE CAMELS who are NOMADIC BY NATURE.
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

    I apologize, but I tend to be more 'creative', and generally create my own unique concepts for SGRUB and whatnot, such as the linked copies, and the shared lands. The three-part thing is because there are two titles to take aspects from, as well as the environment. And honestly, I find the monosyllabic rule to be stupid. Let me direct you to a few Roleplays that ignore this rule: Team Paradox, GNUrb, Clusterstuck, (Which has over 60 characters with about 25 players total, and pretty damn huge) and quite a few others.

    Seeing as my friends and I are making these fantrolls for our adventure that essentially destroys the rules of SBURB in many ways, I think this is actually quit mild.

    And the Lusus and Psychic Powers are overpowered, I agree, but hey, let me show you some Homestuck examples. Vriska can manipulate people to do anything; Tavros never killed a single Underling because of his powers, yet I'm quite sure it was said he reached the top of his Echeladder; Sollux has frickin' laser beams that can decimate damn near everything; Terezi can see despite being blind; Equius is overpowered as fuck (STRONG); Kanaya's a fucking vampire that can survive in the daylight; Feferi is immune to what kills every Troll in the universe...

    So basically, I've broken the rules far worse in the adventures my friend and I do, not everybody has to follow a rule about fucking syllables, and there are a fuckton of overpowered trolls.

    EDIT: I just remembered I forgot the siblings thing. They have the same exact blood color, and wriggled from the caverns on the same night in the same place. They're not siblings of blood (well, kinda), but of soul.
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

    GNUrb characters ignore the monosyllabic title convention because it had little to no precedent when most of them were initially drafted. Additionally, we have a worthy justification for differences in standard game appearances and constructs, though it is an unfinished long-term plan and I see no reason to go into detail at this time or in this context. I believe I speak for all members of the GNUrb team who harbor stringent standards for character creation when I say that it is generally a good idea to conform with conventions such as the aforementioned.

    That, however, is just my two cents.
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    hey, guy, you're seeming a little hostile here! (: creativity is fine and dandy, and if you and your friend want to play from your own 'verse, that's awesome! i hope your adventure goes awesomely! if that's the case, though, you might want to make a note of that in your post-- that you are intentionally not following the known 'rules' or norms of s***B, i mean. you've got an interesting enough idea here and i'd hate to suggest removing it or posting it elsewhere, but if receiving criticism on it is going to bother you, you might not want to post it in a format like this where anyone can read and respond to it. just a heads-up!

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    hey, guy, you're seeming a little hostile here! (: creativity is fine and dandy, and if you and your friend want to play from your own 'verse, that's awesome! i hope your adventure goes awesomely! if that's the case, though, you might want to make a note of that in your post-- that you are intentionally not following the known 'rules' or norms of s***B, i mean. you've got an interesting enough idea here and i'd hate to suggest removing it or posting it elsewhere, but if receiving criticism on it is going to bother you, you might not want to post it in a format like this where anyone can read and respond to it. just a heads-up!
    I'm sorry, but this isn't a standpoint supported by the forum's rules. While you guys have the "Fantroll Critique Thread", soliciting criticism is of an "opt-in" nature. Apologies if there's been some kind of misunderstanding, but criticising other people's creative endeavours if they haven't asked for it is rude, and something us mods don't like seeing. Enforcing some kind of "standard" or "canonicity" is draconian (and hence why we place no restrictions on plot/theme/creativity/derivativeness in Forum Adventures) and not a culture that'll be tolerated for much longer in this subforum.

    Frankly, people who attempt to shit on other people's right to creative expression, even if they think they're doing the recipient of the "criticism" a service, will more often be seen in the wrong by moderators. If you don't like something, please express common courtesy and refrain from commenting unless critique has been explicitly asked for. It's that common courtesy that has generally prevented criticisms on the moderators' part from tackling this issue, but I feel like it should be said now. Despite your wishes for some kind of utopic thread full of canon-hugging trolls, it is a free country.

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

    Giving criticism whether or not they have asked for it is never rude, unless said criticism is "YOUR TROLL SUCKS AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD". Criticism isn't there because the criticiser doesn't like you, or because they're angry at your troll, it's because they see an oppurtunuity for your character to be better, or because there's something with it that needs to be fixed.

    Criticism is there to help you. If you listen to criticism you can make a mundane character something entertaining and unique, or an already unique character into something even better.

    The point of the criticism thread isn't so that nobody gets crit unless they post in there, it's so that we can give crit to people who really want it but haven't been noticed, and reduce the amount of chatter in this thread (oopsmybad).
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

    Quote Originally Posted by Schazer View Post
    I'm sorry, but this isn't a standpoint supported by the forum's rules. While you guys have the "Fantroll Critique Thread", soliciting criticism is of an "opt-in" nature. Apologies if there's been some kind of misunderstanding, but criticising other people's creative endeavours if they haven't asked for it is rude, and something us mods don't like seeing. Enforcing some kind of "standard" or "canonicity" is draconian (and hence why we place no restrictions on plot/theme/creativity/derivativeness in Forum Adventures) and not a culture that'll be tolerated for much longer in this subforum.

    Frankly, people who attempt to shit on other people's right to creative expression, even if they think they're doing the recipient of the "criticism" a service, will more often be seen in the wrong by moderators. If you don't like something, please express common courtesy and refrain from commenting unless critique has been explicitly asked for. It's that common courtesy that has generally prevented criticisms on the moderators' part from tackling this issue, but I feel like it should be said now. Despite your wishes for some kind of utopic thread full of canon-hugging trolls, it is a free country.
    thank you for the clarification, and i apologize for misunderstanding.

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

    >Be the robofishbitch.




    Your name is KARZTI RABONE. Despite this being completely obvious, this young girl suffers from the results of an EXTREME ROLEPLAYING ACCIDENT involving A SPECIFIC BLUEBLOODED SPIDERBITCH, which is hardly something she is interested in sharing any more about. In fact, she would greatly appreciate it if you would kindly change the subject. By which she means "s7o9 fuckin 7alkin a8ou7 7his or ill shove a pi7chfork u9 your ass." You gladly oblige.

    Anyway, here are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for THE CULTIVATION OF A VAREITY OF VEGETATION AND GREENERY, otherwise known as GARDENING AND LANDSCAPING. You suppose you should be EMBARRASSED about this hobby due to the rather unusual nature of it. Then again, your gardens are not full of WIMPY TREES AND PRETTY FLOWERS but instead VISCIOUS, CARNIVOROUS TROLL-EATING PLANTS, a much more suitable hobby for one with blood as high as yours.

    Yeah, these various hobbies help you quell the murderous urges so common in those of your blood color. Since, you know, you're well aware of the suppressive effects of SOPOR SLIME and FRANKLY YOU WOULD RATHER NOT EMULATE YOUR ANCESTOR.

    She went on killing sprees with a plastic spork and ate her victims.

    Yeah. Not doing that shit.

    You found the spork on a FLARPing run and...you just kinda keep the thing hanging on your wall. It KIND OF GROSSES YOU OUT, HONESTLY.

    Anyway. You LOVED SWIMMING, however your ROBOTIC PROSTHETICS prevent you from doing so. You know, due to the fact that THEY'RE DESIGNED FOR LANDDWELLERS (despite the fake fin) AND NOT PARTICULARLY BUOYANT. The fact that it lacks any sort of gills seals the deal.

    Whatever, no need to bitch about that. You are a RARE SPECIMEN, a seadweller with INDIGO BLOOD.

    To be honest, you're actually a MUTANT FREAK who is quite literally AS LOW AS A SEADWELLER COULD POSSIBLY BE. At least your mutation isn't obvious, like having candy red blood or fins sticking out of your ass or something. However, sweeps of getting flak from other seadwellers for being a "lowblood" have essentially turned you against them, treating seadwellers who are SUPPOSEDLY HIGHER THAN YOU as disrespectfully as you treat COMMON LOWBLOODS.

    Common lowbloods being anyone lower than indigo.

    Despite your frequent flaunting of your rank above other trolls, you are well aware that YOU DON'T REALLY FIT IN WITH ANYONE. Being too high for the landdwellers and too low for the seadwellers makes you something of an OUTCAST, honestly. This, of course, causes you to be generally sympathetic (or at least sympathetic compared to how you normally are) towards those who are also outcasts. Which, of course, also means that you're ABNORMALLY FRIENDLY towards those who hide their blood.

    Despite your seadwelling status, your blood makes you applicable to join the ranks of the HIGH SUBJUGGLATORS. However, the rivalry between seadwellers and landdwellers will prove to hurt your standings with the LANDDWELLING HIGHBLOODS and placed you in the LOWEST OF RANKS AMONG THE HIGH SUBJUGGLATORS, much like your ancestor. Unfortunately, you don't look the part. This is mainly because you still have to deal with post traumatic stress from your accident and your clown attire tends to remind you of it.

    That aside, you like practicing with your GARDENING FORKS and PITCHFORK, as they make practical weapons and useful gardening tools.

    You also still can't believe you got a fucking spork from your ancestor.

    You like to "chat with" (aka boss around) your "friends" (ie minions), most of whom are EASILY PUSHED AROUND. Most. You use a new chat client beta called TROLLIAN, but honestly it seems PRETTY BLAND AND JUST LIKE PRACTICALLY EVERY OTHER ONE. Your trolltag is anguishedDevourer and you speak in a manner that exa66era7es your 8i7chy and 9ermanen7ly condescendin way of 7alkin.

    Oh, by the way. You use an ARRAY MODUS because honestly, fuck uneeded complexity. Your lusus WAS a shark but...
    Well, was is the keyword there. Same FLARPing accident that got you your "cyborg enhancements".


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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

    Quote Originally Posted by scintillatingMoniker View Post
    Giving criticism whether or not they have asked for it is never rude, unless said criticism is "YOUR TROLL SUCKS AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD". Criticism isn't there because the criticiser doesn't like you, or because they're angry at your troll, it's because they see an oppurtunuity for your character to be better, or because there's something with it that needs to be fixed.

    Criticism is there to help you. If you listen to criticism you can make a mundane character something entertaining and unique, or an already unique character into something even better.

    The point of the criticism thread isn't so that nobody gets crit unless they post in there, it's so that we can give crit to people who really want it but haven't been noticed, and reduce the amount of chatter in this thread (oopsmybad).
    Again, you're mistaken. Making a bad fantroll is not against the rules. Being dismissive/rude/critical about someone else's creative endeavours is. "Respect" is a rule, "Adhere to established canon in your art, writing, and character creation" is not.

    The other issue is that while criticism is helpful when delivered dispassionately and with an actual wish on the part of the critiquer to the critiquee to see an improvement, but unfortunately it's very idealistic. More often than not, it devolves to too-strong opinions and nastiness. Which is why we say "don't critique unless you're in a designated area; it's rude."

    This appears to mostly be a misunderstanding as to what is acceptable on the forums. You still have free reign to (politely) reject character applications from an RP you're running - hell, if you absolutely cannot hold your tongue you may point out a character's traits that would be difficult to accommodate in a canonically adherent RP. On the other hand, someone did point out recently that not a lot of s___B games are strictly vanilla, so maybe sticking to canon isn't the be-all-and-end-all.

    Really though, this is just a misunderstanding of the rules that I figured I may as well be proactive about in correcting. If you're tossing about unsolicited criticism, you're in the wrong as per this moderator's interpretation of the forum's rules.

    I'm aware that it's not very pleasant for me to only be stepping into this forum just to discipline, but fact of the matter is your "assigned" moderator isn't really here lately.

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    Again, you're mistaken. Making a bad fantroll is not against the rules. Being dismissive/rude/critical about someone else's creative endeavours is. "Respect" is a rule, "Adhere to established canon in your art, writing, and character creation" is not.

    The other issue is that while criticism is helpful when delivered dispassionately and with an actual wish on the part of the critiquer to the critiquee to see an improvement, but unfortunately it's very idealistic. More often than not, it devolves to too-strong opinions and nastiness. Which is why we say "don't critique unless you're in a designated area; it's rude."

    This appears to mostly be a misunderstanding as to what is acceptable on the forums. You still have free reign to (politely) reject character applications from an RP you're running - hell, if you absolutely cannot hold your tongue you may point out a character's traits that would be difficult to accommodate in a canonically adherent RP. On the other hand, someone did point out recently that not a lot of s___B games are strictly vanilla, so maybe sticking to canon isn't the be-all-and-end-all.

    Really though, this is just a misunderstanding of the rules that I figured I may as well be proactive about in correcting. If you're tossing about unsolicited criticism, you're in the wrong as per this moderator's interpretation of the forum's rules.

    I'm aware that it's not very pleasant for me to only be stepping into this forum just to discipline, but fact of the matter is your "assigned" moderator isn't really here lately.
    I don't see how a respectful, polite critique breaks the "respect yes" rule, which is what I assume you're referring to here? I do agree a hostile critique is entirely against that rule, but a polite critique is perfectly respectful and in fact, in my opinion, shows a greater respect than letting someone run around with something that could be improved.

    Whoops, bad phrasing. Not letting. I meant in the sense of pointing out something, rather than trying to enforce opinions.
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

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    I don't see how a respectful, polite critique breaks the "respect yes" rule, which is what I assume you're referring to here? I do agree a hostile critique is entirely against that rule, but a polite critique is perfectly respectful and in fact, in my opinion, shows a greater respect than letting someone run around with something that could be improved.

    Whoops, bad phrasing. Not letting. I meant in the sense of pointing out something, rather than trying to enforce opinions.
    Again, all great intentions, but there's still an inherent disrespect when you pop up unannounced and say how someone's done something wrong, in your own opinion. Not to mention the few individuals in this subforum who take a proverbial mile when we offer an inch, and enforce all manner of expectations and restrictions because it's their "right" way of making fantrolls.

    There is no "right" way, just everyone's opinions - and your fellow forumites' opinions are just as valid as your own. Unsolicited critique comes with the assumption that your opinions are more valid.

    On the other hand, it's merely my opinion that unsolicited opinions are rude, so I take what I say with a pinch of salt.

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    Again, all great intentions, but there's still an inherent disrespect when you pop up unannounced and say how someone's done something wrong, in your own opinion. Not to mention the few individuals in this subforum who take a proverbial mile when we offer an inch, and enforce all manner of expectations and restrictions because it's their "right" way of making fantrolls.

    There is no "right" way, just everyone's opinions - and your fellow forumites' opinions are just as valid as your own. Unsolicited critique comes with the assumption that your opinions are more valid.

    On the other hand, it's merely my opinion that unsolicited opinions are rude, so I take what I say with a pinch of salt.
    Yes, but pointing out a way to improve in a polite tone is not being rude, unless someone has specifically requested no critique. When putting something out into a public space, it's going to be bombarded by opinions. Just like an artist posting to a public gallery, one specifically asks for no criticism, one is implicitly asking for it.

    In other words, if you put something out on a public forum, it is going to be judged, and unless specifically asked to there are people who will want to offer suggestions or share their opinions, and that is how most people learn.
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    Canon Wank often poisonous, guys. So too, elitism. Judging a profile based solely on how well it adheres to and can be seamlessly slotted into the existing background of the known story of Alternia is a little bit like assuming a character's sole worth is in how little they resemble a Mary Sue. Complete with arguments about what is and isn't a Mary Sue, and reminders about how the term has often been used to shame and discriminate against things going against someone's personal taste.

    Roleplay is fun, right? Making characters is fun, right?

    Why does someone else's fun lessen your own? Is their fun Bad and Wrong?

    If you wouldn't poist it on the forums about fan-art, fan-fiction, an amateur voice-acting clip or a forum adventure, don't say it about a trollsona.

    As a final note, as Schazer aptly put it, I've been awfully absentee lately. While I expressed interest in self-assigning myself to this forum and keeping an eye on it when it was flying under the radar, the demands of life have changed such that I can't stalk y'all 24/7 anymore. The moderator or admin that steps in to arbitrate an issue -is- the one in charge that needs to be heeded, not the absent aunt Zuki who gave you candy that one time. If you've got a problem with how a mod handles an issue, PMs and reported posts are appropriate, will be seen, and will be discussed by the rest of the modmin staff.
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way

    Thanks, Zuki. And for clarification, as a moderator, I'm declaring the following a rule so there's no ambiguity.

    Unsolicited rude criticism breaks the Respect rule, and you will be infracted for it.

    I'm not going to bust in the head of every trollslummer who has to be disagreeable about other players' trolls, but use your best judgement. If I consider it rude, I will infract it, and will continue to do so until however many troublemakers that make your minority learn to be pleasant.

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    Now that things see to have calmed down, here's a fantroll for a session I may or may not start soon.

    > Be the the older version of the grub in my avatar:

    ==[|||| What, y()u d()n't even have a better descripti()n f()r me? ||||

    > Just be him!



    Your name is TURSIO PADRID, and you are a SEADWELLER with PURPLE (Hue 290, code 59006b) blood. You are 7 sweeps old.

    You used to think of yourself as a TRICKSTER, but you quickly learned how TERRIBLE you were at jokes and pranks when your DOLPHIN LUSUS kept rubbing his successful jokes in your finned face. His PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT must be at least 10x higher than yours, and you are often the victim of his harmless but annoying antics. When you can, you try to AVOID him by staying in the UPSTAIRS part of your hive, since only the ground floor and basement have water access. Dodging these pranks has helped develop your QUICK REFLEXES, but it has also has made you a bit suspicious. Who knows what could suddenly pop out of nowhere? This is why you always keep something in your KNIFEKIND Strife Specibus. You don't go out of your way to start fights, but you're always ready if one happens.

    As for your views on troll society, you aren't afraid to take advantage of your place on the hemospectrum, but not to the point of being a jerk. You're happy with your blood; a little higher and everyone expects you to act all sophisticated and compete for the empress's favor, but a little lower and you'd be a landdweller. Who DOESN'T want the ability to breathe underwater? Also, you are tired to all the BLUH BLUH BICKERING that constantly happens with the land-dwelling highbloods. Even so, landdwellers aren't really that bad. You don't have much of a problem interacting with them even though your OBVIOUSLY better than them.

    You put your gills to good use. When you aren't at your hive you are often exploring UNDERWATER CAVES in the bay around your hive. You always keep a pair of neat FLASHLIGHT GOGGLES with you for when the caves get REALLY DARK. Recently, you went out to sea and found an unusual FROG TEMPLE on the sea floor. It warrants further investigation.


    When you play SGRUB, you will be the Heir of Light, dreaming on Prospit and residing in the Land of Glow and Ice.

    Your trolltag is waryExplorer and ==[|||| Y()ur ()s bec()me caves when y()u type. Y()u als() have t() light the way. ||||

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    > Be the murdering thief
    URGENT: Call me that again and you'll have a dagger in your air sac and nothing to call your own. :DUE

    > Be the Repo-Troll
    NOTICE: Good, now are your debts paid up? :DUE


    Your name is VOLLIA GLICARA and you are NINE SWEEPS old. Your blood is INDIGO, but you do NOT subscribe to a certain cult and their mirthful messiahs.

    Instead, you are a REPO-TROLL. Oh that's right, you REPOSSESS items when the owners cannot pay their bills. Sure, it may seem like a bit of a low blood job, but it is a labor of love for you! Besides, your INDIGO blood lets you get away with what repossession entails! Which is to say, killing the debtor and then stealing all of their stuff to pay off the debt. As it turns out, dead men can indeed pay their bills. Or at least when you sell their stuff they can! Fortunately for them, they DO get a notice on non-payment. And instead of it being in the form of your fist, it's in the form of a note under the door. But they only get ONE warning. Debt collectors are not really patient, and they call on you to get their cash back relatively quickly. It should be noted that you HATE being called an ASSASSIN, BOUNTY HUNTER, or anything of the like. There is a COMPLETE DIFFERENCE between a REPO-TROLL and those guys! REPO-TROLLS give their victim a chance at escaping with their life if they have the payment at the time of COLLECTION, at least! Or at least, that's how you think repo-trolls operate. You can never find anyone else in your business, so you don't know.

    Your lusus is a GRACKLE, one of those rather angry looking, thieving bird types. Grackma is a feisty one alright, but you do love her so. She even helps with debt collection sometimes! By pecking their eyes out of course! Or just helping haul all the loot away. She's a perfectly NORMAL SIZED Grackle, no huge lusus for you! Oh well, at least she's a good companion, who sometimes takes rides on your shoulder.

    Your interests include ACCOUNTING, watching CHEESY COMEDY MOVIES, and COLLECTING PAYMENT. The ACCOUNTING comes from having to tally up how much profit you'll get from selling their stuff and paying back the debt, and it's good for making sure your own bills are fully paid up as well. IF you were to ever discover a lapse in your own payments....Massive trauma would be involved. You just plain enjoy CHEESY COMEDY MOVIES, no real reason why. Maybe it's a way for you to relax from your rather violent lifestyle? COllecting payment is fun because you get to FIGHT and get PAID for it too! Sometimes you come out wounded, but the hospital bills are easy to pay. As are the doctors, you know, so they won't hack off your limbs at the same time. You also COLLECT piles of RECEIPTS AND PAID BILLS. A strange pile to collect, but you enjoy it. You place POSTERS of the best DEBT COLLECTORS from the MOVIES on your walls as well, and you aspire to be as dramatic and effective as them!

    You don't really have an eye for fashion, like most trolls. Your symbol isn't even that fancy. It just looks like an outline of a sign or something. You don't really care. But you do at least make sure to color your sleeves in your exact hue, since your symbol is a bit nondescript, and some trolls have trouble seeing it.

    Your high status on the hemospectrum may mean you're hemo-loyal, right? Well you are, kinda. You know it's there for a REASON, and you have learned to expect low bloods to NOT pay their bills. You do so enjoy 'COLLECTING' from them. But in your eyes, if someone keeps up the PAYMENTS then they're alright to talk to at least, though low bloods are still distrusted. You hardly BOW AND SCRAPE for higher bloods, but you do know enough to not purposefully enrage sea-dwellers. Fortunately, your PRETTY DANG HIGH spot on the spectrum lets you get away with being fairly abrasive towards most others.

    Speaking of your 'high status', if there's one type of a troll, other than debt-dodgers, that you dislike, it's SUBJUGGLATORS. Their silly antics with the honking and the makeup just make it so hard to get yourself taken seriously sometimes! Plus they think they can get away with dodging THEIR debts too! Well, some of them do. Other keep their payments on time. But generally, you just plain don't like them. The constant honking gets on your nerves.

    As for your hive, it is located on the edge of a CANYON. Why here? So you can just toss bodies over the edge if you have to. And also there are tons of small caves around for you to stash your LOOT in. Sweet right? The main hive itself is fairly large. You are, after all, pretty much LOADED. Although you can be a bit of a CHEAPSKATE too. Gotta keep dem bills in check after all! You keep your blocks spartan. You don't have anything you don't need inside. Cheap stuff works JUST AS WELL as the expensive stuff, right? Right. Didn't stop you from buying some more lavish things, but those could possibly be counted on one hand.

    Your FETCH MODUS is set to DEBT PAYMENT. You must correctly pay the required debt to the card. What it WANTS in payment tends to vary according to how valuable the thing inside is. You even have the OPTION of straight up PAYING for the item or doing its task. A piece of junk you picked up off the ground? It would probably just ask you to pay it a caegar or some easy little task. The MOTHERLOAD OF DIAMONDS inside it? It might ask you to perform some ridiculously difficult trick or pay it a buttload of money. This tends to make things tricky when your money is inside the modus. So you just....leave it in a pocket in your pants. Not much else really fits in there anyway.

    Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is allocated to daggerKind. You carry multiple daggers on you at ALL TIMES and you enjoy being able to 'shank' the debtors you visit. You even have a couple balanced daggers for throwing, which you train with whenever you can. Can't be a repo-troll if you don't keep up the training after all!

    If you were to play a certain GAME you would be the PRIEST of STARS in the land of ALTERNATION and CANYONS, talk about confusing pathways!

    Your trolltag is indignantRepossession and you tend to NOTICE: Keep others informed of their debt status. :DUE

    TL;DR:


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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!: Trolls Still Don't Like Fashion, By The Way



    Your name is ASTERI CHARAN and you are 7 sweeps old.

    It’s a well-known fact that MOVIES are a huge part of Alternian culture. Actors don’t just fall out of the sky, though. They have to be sought out by TALENT SCOUTS, and many young trolls spend their lives trying to catch their attention. You, however, never had to. Then again, you’re not the star here. Your LUSUS is.

    The wiggler crowd are suckers for adorable animal movies, and who doesn’t appreciate a good troll/lusus partner cop flick? That’s where Pip comes in. And how could anyone resist her huge dark eyes and fluffy fur and sweet doggy smile? When you were barely two and a half sweeps old, you were both picked up and carted off to a huge offworld soundstage to see if she could prove her skills in a minor role, which she did with aplomb. So, you signed her contract (not that you had much of a choice), and she’s made dozens of films since. Some of which have become REMARKABLY POPULAR.

    It’s not all shiny sets and fancy trailers though, as nice as your TRAILER is. Your middling blood color means you’re not treated with a great amount of respect by the often-highblooded film crew. More often than not they lock you in a CLOSET somewhere so you don’t accidentally wander onto the set. For the most part you are USED TO THIS and have learned to entertain yourself while you wait, often for hours, for them to come and let you out. Your lusus ensures that you are not treated TOO BADLY though, but you don’t want to bother her more than necessary about how you are treated. She’s a good lusus to you and always gives you plenty of attention when she’s not working, often snuggling up to you while you work on your husktop and trying to groom your hair with her tongue. She loves making movies and all the attention she gets from them, and you want to see her happy. For that you can deal with a few dank closets if it means she gets to be adored by thousands of trolls you’ve never met and probably never will.

    You like to check on these ADORING FANS from time to time by browsing forums dedicated to your lusus’s movies. Nothing brings you more entertainment than seeing what kind of crazy theories they’ve come up with for who Pip’s troll is, and the true color of her blood, since that fact is kept secret to make sure she doesn’t alienate any part of her audience. You sow rumors of your own sometimes, offering behind-the-scenes photos you’ve taken to tempt them but never claiming to be the original source, and never ever revealing yourself.

    Because you get to visit such a wide variety of planets the Alternian empire has conquered, you’ve been forced to quell a lot of your violent and xenophobic INSTINCTS so that the inhabitants do not fear you any more than necessary. Without people your own age to interact with in real life, you’re very lonely, getting to meet with the alien actors on the sets is a welcome relief and you certainly wouldn’t be able to do so if you culled them on sight. This doesn’t mean you don’t know how to defend yourself if you have to, or you’re pretty sure you could. Your specibus is NAILBATKIND and even if you’re not very skilled with it, it’s hard to miss with it and any contact is going to leave a nasty mark. You like to think you have a little bit of musical talent and like to play your clarinet while you wait to be released, or strum your newer sitar which you are really not that good at yet.

    Your trolltag is dwarfedCourser and you speak with a little bit of a grrowl to yourr worrds. '^'

    Him and his lusus:
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