Hey, that one wasn't so bad! Thanks, disembodied voice!
Your name is RHYDIR REALGA
, and you certainly have an affinity for the land. Not just stones, no, though you do adore them: gems, minerals, they're fossilized gifts from the ancients, to be sure! Your flagrant fanboyism of the world around you, however, extends literally to EVERY PART OF IT. Sure, born as a powerless lowblood, you were kind of dealt a bum hand. THE PLANET, however, is blind to the hemospectrum-- as opposed to your fellow TROLLS! And for that, you adore her. It's true, while you've failed to fill a single quadrant at 9.5 SWEEPS OLD, you hold the utmost admiration for ALTERNIA ITSELF. You mostly spend your time EXPLORING UNCHARTED TERRITORY and COLLECTING VARIOUS PLANET-STUFFS. As such, you're loath to leave your trusty SHOVEL anywhere but its rightful place: allocated to your SPADEKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS.
Have you used it to kill before? CERTAINLY, as violence is something BRED INTO YOU. That isn't to say, however, that you aren't apt to TALK THINGS OUT and seek NON-VIOLENT SOLUTIONS more often than not! You believe in PRACTICALITY first and foremost, after all. That's why you've taken to COMMITTING CORPSES TO THE GROUND. Yeah, that's a fancy way of saying BURY THEM, what of it? Given the chemical makeup of living things, there is just as much to be gained from burying them as there is from simply LEAVING THEM BELLY-UP! Plus, it's far less unsightly.
Truthfully, you're a pretty SIMPLE GUY. No, really, you're about as average as it gets! No POWERS, no TRAGIC PAST, no MENTALLY-SCARRING MUTATIONS. Nobody's out to get you(aside from the occasional HAUGHTY HIGHBLOOD), and for that reason, you're a SPECTACULAR MEDIATOR. While you've never quite crossed the line of full-out auspisticizing anyone, you figure you were practically CUT OUT FOR IT! Heh, sort of like how your TUNNELWORM LUSUS 'cuts' tunnels in the planet's crust for the two of you to live in! Yes, you're rather fond of RODNEY, bless his heart. The poor thing ISN'T TOO BRIGHT-- I mean, he chose you
after all-- but he's certainly HARD-WORKING. Yes, he's always toiling away at the soil, forcing you into a life of HIVELESSNESS and LIVING OFF THE LAND. In fact, you AREN'T ONLINE OFTEN due to limitations of your modest PDA(PUPAL DEMORALIZATION ARBITRATOR).
When you do
, by some miracle, find service, your TROLLTAG is lithologicalGeosthetics
and While your speech isn't as rough as some, your preferred method of quaking things up is generally pretty solid!