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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    >Be the antisocial troll.

    {The correct term is asocial, you dimwit.}

    >... you know what, just be Alsafi already.



    Your name is ALSAFI VIVERN and you are 9 sweeps old.

    Aside from having a habit of correcting people for often-misused words and then insulting them, you are one really PRETTY troll. In fact, you have a surprisingly BEAUTIFUL FACE. If Alternia had any significant use for models, agents would surely be at your door constantly to contract with you. Your face would be the icon of every product in Alternia!... too bad that 1) there's absolutely no use for that and 2) no one would dare go to your door because of your vicious LUSUS, who instantly moves to DEVOUR all who approach. This means that every troll you have attempted to befriend in person has either faced an instant but gruesome DEATH at the hands teeth of your custodian or has ABSCONDED and never dared to look at you again. While this fortunately keeps pesky salesmen at bay, it also means that you never ever get visitors of any sort.

    You are LONELY. You long for the presence of another person, but your limited exposure to social situations has rendered you practically incapable of socializing, even if you wanted to. You can't even bring yourself to admit to your LONELINESS, either. You're so scared of others being EATEN by your lusus that you have subconsciously begun PUSHING OTHERS AWAY with a cold personality, and you fail to realize this. Sometimes you have toyed with the idea of KILLING YOUR LUSUS YOURSELF, but you are very well aware that such a thing is IMPOSSIBLE. She is simply too FAST, too BIG and most of all, too TERRIFYING. It's her way of showing she cares. Of course, it becomes a problem when you try to leave your hive and she follows you at an uncomfortably close distance. Because of this, you have become a SHUT-IN in your own castle and have taken to talking to people online instead... but you still have not had much luck in making friends, as your very blue text and cold and blunt demeanor has driven many others away. No one even has the guts to HATE you, either.

    It's probably for the best if you stay inside FOREVER anyway. That way no one can find out about a rather unfortunate MUTATION you have. Something that complexes you to your very core.



    ... Except it's really just a completely superficial deformation. You have fin-like ears, just like those of your lusus, and they vaguely resemble those of seadwellers. However, your blood is very obviously blue. You do not have gills, you cannot breathe underwater (let alone open your eyes in it oh god you hate getting water in your eyes and your nostrils oh FUCK), and your hearing is no better than the next troll's. It's just that the shells of your ears are DIFFERENT. But knowing how whimsical the higherups can be, this could possibly get you culled. You may dislike your way of life, but you definitely do NOT want to die.

    What about your INTERESTS? Oh, right. You're actually a rather MANUAL person. Aristocratic philosophy has never been particularly interesting to you, but you do have an affinity for SHINY THINGS such as METALS and STONES. As such, you have developed a hobby of JEWEL CRAFTING, which has become modestly popular among seadwellers. This has also become your source of extra INCOME. You somehow manage to mail them out without getting anyone killed, thanks to Alternia's mailing system. In order to stay fit and battleready - you never know what might HAPPEN - you watch workout and training videos ONLINE. It's thanks to the net that you've learned how to use your weapon of choice, which is a SHARP METALLIC FAN.

    Your trolltag is vipericLazuli and {you swear those brackets around your sentences represent wings.} {If you can't see them, then you're an idiot.}

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    > Be the grumpy metal-obsessed fish dude.

    Hey what the fuck was that f*r? wh* the hell are y*u anyway? are y*u taking a sur>ey *r s*me shit I mean fuckin jegus I AM TALKING T* A >*ICE IN MY HEAD THIS IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING

    > Be the seadweller who is concious of society's priorities.

    Yeah *f c*urse n*w y*u change y*ur tune, ign*rant fuckass...

    Your name is MOMUSS MKKANN and you are SIX AND A HALF sweeps old. Your blood is almost the LOWEST POSSIBLE for a seadweller, and you're fed up with everything. Well, no, there's one thing. You love finding and collecting BITS OF METAL. You ABSOLUTELY LOVE anything that shines or glows and stash it away.

    Whenever you find something that you could easily HAND SOMEONE THEIR ASS ON A PLATTER with, you add it to your STRIFE-SPECIBUS. Your FETCH MODUS is set to TRIANGLE-OF-GREATNESS, so you can only set one item at the top, which is the easiest to get to, which is REALLY GOD DAMN STUPID. Because sometimes, something that wasn't important before suddenly becomes FUCKING VITAL and it's ALL THE WAY AT THE BOTTOM. Your symbol is GREATER THAN (>) which TOTALLY SUITS YOU, considering the shit everything else seems to think is FUCKING ACCEPTABLE. It also looks like your LUSUS' MOUTH.


    Your INFINITE-MOUTHBEAST LUSUS doesn't share your great passion, and is in the DEEPER REGIONS OF THE SEA most of the day whilst your UNDERWATER-CAVE HIVE is close to the surface in comparison. He comes up to check on you in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, however he's PRETTY GOD DAMN SLOW and this only happens once a week or so. When he does visit, half the time you only find him when you TURN AROUND AND GET SCARED SCRAPLESS. You always forget about how FUCKING ANNOYING THIS IS though, because he has BIO LUMINESCENCE in the tip of his tail and it COMPLIMENTS YOUR DECOR NICELY and matches your blood colour.

    Other trolls seem to think your hobby is KINDA WEIRD, but little do they know you're actually saving a hugely important resource. They all throw all this stuff out into the ocean, oblivious to how great it is for... Uh... Something. Your HIVE makes great storage for all the stuff you find, but it's not messy or anything. You have a thing for ORGANIZING THINGS, so all the CAN-TABS are together, all the WASHERS, and the ZIPPERS and the WEIRD CRAP THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO CALL.

    The first thing people usually learn about you when talking to you is you TALK A LOT about WHY VARIOUS THINGS SUCK. You're not all obsessive and stuff though, it's not like you'll just start talking about how shit your computer is, even though it's REALLY FUCKING SHIT and you CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE HOW SLOW IT IS and everything CRASHES a lot. It's kinda great how you got it working underwater, though. But no, generally they'll talk about something and if you've had a bad experience with it you'll feel compelled to warn them about it. Or something.

    You are very much a HIGHBLOOD, although the only stereotypical trait you have is TALKING VERY WELL. When you aren't CUSSING THE WORLD OUT or being TOO ANGRY NOT TO TYPE LIKE A FAST MOFO, you sometimes use BIG WORDS. You don't make a habit of SWINGING IT AROUND, but you'll remind people when they start ACTING LIKE THEY FUCKING RUN THE PLACE.

    To reflect your love of everything that gleams, your Trollian handle is inexorableLustre and your quirk is way c**ler than e>ery*ne else's, especially since y*u can ACTUALLY FUCKING READ IT which already just beat ALL TH*SE RIDICUL*US ASSHATS WH* REPLACE THEIR R'S WITH 4S *R SOME SHIT Y*U D*N'T E>EN KN*W WHAT THE FUCKS WITH THAT.

    TL;DR


    Trolls with dreads. That is all. Also here's his way smaller ref sheet with a pretty picture of his hive and lusus.
    I will actually use that Pesterchum handle! C: Also, Gunge's page is outdated now, I'll have to fix that sometime :0

    EDIT: Fixed the name! C:
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    okay uh

    everything about that troll is awesome but this

    Quote Originally Posted by Gunge
    that's fucking beautiful, stay with us forever please

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!


    dude thanks so much! ;u; Been working on him for a while, wanted to make something good. Glad I actually pulled it off! 8D

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    efaiofuasiofua that name, sob

    other than that, everything is great...!!

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    So, I'm sitting at work with nothing to do, reading TrollSlum when I come up with a cool idea. Using a variety of sources, I would make a new troll, completley at random. It basically went like this. The listed items below are everything I got on first tries.

    Blood Color: Random number generator selects hue. Max brightness and Saturation = ffe100

    Title: Selected using land generator webpage = Page of Time

    Personality/Name/Overall Concept: Random wikipedia page = Catacomb(game)

    Lusus: First animal from random wikipedia page = Fish

    Symbol: Random Symbol at Symbols.com = 9:15 Ammonium Salts. Also used to denote Venus. (Point of interest, given the blood color, this troll would probably fall into a caste near Tavros. Guess which planet is the domicile of Taurus? Venus.)

    StrifeSpecibus: Using wikipedia list of weapons and random number generator = Blowtorch(O_o Right then, pyrokinesis, which is something I was considering given the results of the personality generation, but now it's official.)/BoomerangKind(Just as Sollux has Shuriken, I figured that my troll should have a normal weapon as well. (Point of interest, while generating this one, I got blowtorch again first :I))

    SyladexModus: Random Wikipedia until something fitting comes up = MapModus

    Alright then, now that all the parts are in place, time to make a troll.

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    > Be the dungeon delving developer dude.

    [hah][that was some pretty awesome alliteration]



    Your name is PETTON CARMAK and you are 7 sweeps old.

    You live on the outskits of a fairly large HIVESTEM CLUSTER. It's pretty neat, but the best part is you're really close to the OLD CITY. Down in the ruins of older hives is a vast network of tunnels and chambers, filled with all manner of treasures and dangerous creatures, which you spend most of your time exploring. But beyond just the thrill of adventure in the ruins, you have an important job to do down there. You're on the hunt for inspiration and source material for the video games you develop in your spare time. If there's one thing you like more than adventure it's video games. You like to think you're the best at them, but you really aren't all the great. Still, you can make games like nobody's business, and are able to turn a decent caegar selling your game-grubs and FLARP campaigns.

    Your interest in the ruins has spawned a cursory interest in HISTORY. You gain almost as much inspiration from reading about the adventures of trolls of old as you do in your ruin delving. Unlike many of your caste, you are very keen on stories of ANCESTORS and the lore surrounding them and have tried to track down more information on your own, with no luck so far.

    You're a PRETTY FUN GUY you suppose. Not really the most popular, but you've got some good friends from all over, though most don't live anywhere near you. While you spend alot of your time adventuring, you can never go too far as you need to take care of your lusus which, despite you being about as land-dweller as they come, is a FISH. You keep him in a tank in your respiteblock where you can keep an eye on him. While he's fairly low maintenance compared to a lot of troll's lusii, he can't really fend for himself at all, so it's up to you to care for him.

    Like many orange bloods, you have a high chance of PSYCHIC ABILITIES, which is to say you have PSYCHIC ABILITIES, PYROKINESIS to be precise. You are able to conjure and control flames at will, and are capable of dealing MASSIVE DAMAGE. However, you're NOT VERY GOOD AT IT and have a number of burns from a variety of UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENTS in the past, one of which graced you with the awesome power of VISION ONEFOLD, which is just a fancy way of saying you burnt your eye out. As such, you've somewhat developed a fear of your own ability and avoid using it whenever possible. Instead of tapping into the raw. untamed destructive power that dwells within you, you make use of a BOOMERANGKIND StrifeSpecibus. Long having given up ever hoping it will come back when you throw it, you have instead taken to just hitting things with it in melee combat. While on the subject of abstract concepts, you utilize a MAPMODUS to store things you find in your adventures. When you store them they are marked on a map showing where you picked it up, and you can recall it by selecting that position. It's also handy for keeping track of your position in the deep CATACOMBS of the ruins.

    Your trolltag is dungeonDeveloper and you [put all your sentence in brackets][it's kinda like they're in their own little rooms][you think this is very clever][it's not]


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    So, I think that went fairly well given the results of my randomization. Petton was actually ridiculously fun to make, and I definetly wouldn't have come up with him otherwise. So I guess I hereby challenge you guys to try the same thing.
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    > Be the map maker

    > well okay i 9uess... <



    Your name is AUXLEY TERKEP and you are NEARLY 8 sweeps old.

    You ABHOR FLARPING, but for several sweeps partnered with one of your neighbors to play it, mostly for the MONEY, which you needed in order to pay for materials for your favorite hobby, CARTOGRAPHY. CARTOGRAPHY is very expensive if you want to use COMPUTER PROGRAMS instead of paper, and you WOULD STILL BE SAVING MONEY for the last program if your partner hadn’t met a TRAGIC END when he challenged the wrong troll to a DUEL. You sent that troll a FLOWER ARRANGEMENT to express your gratitude and then LOOTED YOUR PARTNER’S HIVE. Selling everything gave you QUITE A LOT OF CAEGARS, and now you can map things in BEAUTIFULLY RENDERED 3D. The only thing you have kept from your flarping days are your SPEAR, which is your strife specibus. You are low enough on the hemospectrum to have been granted PSYCHIC ABILITIES, but you have only one – PERFECT SPACIAL AWARENESS. This is NOT MUCH HELP in a fight, but will SERVE YOU WELL in your dreamed-of profession as a CARTOGRAPHER. You can map anything you can see WITH PERFECT SCALE, and you do in fact do your best to map EVERYTHING. This is occasionally CREEPY, but you can’t help that your compulsion drives you to MAP PEOPLE’S HIVES one you have been inside them.

    Though you really don’t mean to, you come off as UNINTERESTED or UNHAPPY, especially IN PERSON. On trollian you at least ATTEMP FRIENDLINESS, but it usually falls flat NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. This is FRUSTRATING, but you won’t give up, and someday you hope to even FIND SOMEONE WHO SHARES YOUR INTERESTS. Your lusus DOES HER BEST at least, but you suspect that as she is a GIANT MOLE she is only feigning interest. The hivestem city you live in is HORRIBLE and you are LOOKING INTO MOVING, but for now it would be TOO EXPENSIVE. In the meantime you TRAVEL.

    Your troll tag is intransigentCharter and you > always know ri9ht were you are and where you’d rather 6e <.


    TL;DR:

    Actually no, I haven't seen that movie.
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    >Be the zookeeper
    I prepher to be called a 'Connoisseur of Phauna' thank you. A Phaunnoisseur.
    >Be the Faunnoisseur.



    Your name is Pavora Lasono. You are 9 sweeps old.

    You live in a LUXURIOUS MENAGERIE by the sea. Although your HIGH BLOOD makes you top of the pecking order among land dwellers, you are rather indifferent to SOCIAL ASPECT of troll society, as long as they do not interfere with your OTHER VARIOUS INTERESTS.
    These INTERESTS include BIG GAME HUNTING, DOMESTICATION, and TAXIDERMY. Your favorite animals to collect are those of the AVIAN NATURE, as they are the most beautiful and challenging to capture. You also have a large AQUARIUM of sea creatures brought to you by your lusus, a WINGED WHALE. While you prefer to capture live specimens, you have no qualms with killing the target if necessary, as they make BEAUTIFUL TROPHIES. You will apprehend anything that tickles your fancy, which is NOT ALWAYS LIMITED TO ALTERNIAN FAUNA.

    Despite your ferocious past-times, you are quite civil to other trolls. There are not many things that set you off - But boy when you are set off, it is not a pretty sight to behold.
    Your trolltag is compulsiveCaptivator and you speak in a phanciphul, yet digniphied manner~ However, you are not above enjoying some horwrendous puns and phowl wordplay~

    tl;dr
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    > Be the flapper.

    What? You mean this one?



    > Yes, yes, be the flapper.

    Alright - oh, wait. Does being dead count?

    > What?



    Your name is FENELE SIRALD, a yellow-green troll of some renown. You were apparently popular due to your fondness and skill at singing, though you only found this out after stumbling across your journal and maybe being trolled by a dozen or so stalkers. You were also apparently famous for being of something of a flush flirt. Fudgebuggit!!

    Crapsauce!

    Dornapple!

    Fuck, you can't even swear right. Why the hell did it have to be this body?? Oh, sure, it's in relatively good condition, and as far as you know nobody knows Ms. Fenele's really dead and decomposing (miracle of miracles! thanks the gods for deaths caused by choking on cluckbeast bone) but old acquaintances would be bound to pop up and say, 'Why hello dear, come sing for us?' And no, you can't very well reply, 'I really can't, my throat is kind of being devoured by insects right now' can you? Jebedia's horse whiskey!!

    So, yeah. You're a ghost, ding ding ding, we've got a winner right here. And this is your 9th body - corpses are corpses, and when the bits of flesh can't be held down by glue and gum, poof you go into another randomly chosen dead troll. You can't choose it. You can't control it. Missionary dongsack, you didn't even know you had this power while you were still alive!

    Yeah. Alive. That. It turns out that cycling bodies has...a bad effect on your memory. It gets chaotic, difficult to piece together all the fragments of your living past when this pankering body is effing insisting on using the stupidest swearwords ever! God. You remember you were kind of a tomboy, kind of an angry troll, yes, that must be it. Must be why you got yourself killed. You're sure of that, at least, that someone murdered you in cold blood. But you don't remember your name. Or your original trolltag, or even your symbol. You've taken an odd habit of writing down every single detail about any troll you meet, and making sure that all relationships are chronicled. The same goes for places, events, tiny little adventures you may have had. Though you'll probably leave it all behind when you go back to the whirling cycle of unlife, it helps. No matter how little, you need it, it's the only way you can still keep track of your own experiences even while occupying a honk-tooting carcass such as this one.

    Gods. Why the myrtling mistletoe did the bodies have to affect /your/ thinking? Ms. Fenele, may her soul rest in peace whoever she was, is influencing you from beyond the grave to be... more feminine. Soft. Weak!!! Come on, you're pretty sure you used to be much more direct than this. Did you play FLARP? Yes, you think you played FLARP. And now you're reduced to some canary thingy that's surrounded by all these...luxuries...

    Oh my. All of the bodies you've inhabited before have all been lowbloods. Psychic tendencies, you assumed, were the reason. This is the first time you see the world through a greenblood's eyes, and my oh my is it better. You have money! You have clothes! And - a violin. You forgot you were good at it, some time ago, but coming across the instrument in Fenele's hive had unlocked the memory. You've forgotten how much you loved music. You've forgotten who you used to be.

    Alright, so being in this whongbanging troll's body isn't so bad after all. Now you've just got to figure out how to (1) pretend to be a soft-spoken girly pansy troll, (2) still manage to find a way to recover all your weird-butt trapped memories, and (3) find a way to cover all the softening decaying parts, eaaurgh.



    Maybe some nice accessories will help!!! Buglit.

    Your trolltag is zinfandelFancy and you type Melooodiously by default, with perhaps some ineffective swearwords FUCKLOOOUSINGLY trapped in between~


    Kinda Name: Fenele Sirald
    Maybe Age: 8 sweeps old, judging from FORENSIC SCIENCE
    Lusus: You have no shanking idea.
    Strife Specibus: violinbowKind
    Fetch Modus: Melody; each captchalogued item corresponds to a series of notes you must play on any instrument to retrieve.
    Looks like Kanaya?: Yes.




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    Hey there.

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    Your name is TUATHA DANANN. No idea how old you are, and no use contemplating it, but you would call yourself A CHILD.

    You've lived in this hugeass monastery alone for your whole life with only your Lusus, as is custom. You had to kill some other troll named FOMORA or something, but in any case you're the sixth troll on this island monastery.

    Your INTERESTS include MEDITATION, ART, IMPERMANENCE, and HORNED COMBAT. You long ago realized that you were SCREWED OUT OF POWERFUL PSYCHIC POWERS, but instead SOME SORT OF MEDITATIVE POWER. When in a meditative state, you can VIEW THINGS EXTERNALLY THROUGH ASTRAL PROJECTION. HOWEVER, you refuse to view your friends. That would ruin the surprise of eventually MEETING IN PERSON. Your ART is similarly ASCETIC AND ALLEGEDLY WASTED TALENT. You like making ALLEGEDLY BEAUTIFUL SAND DRAWINGS, then IMMEDIATELY DESTROYING THEM, as befits your love of IMPERMANENCE. YOU OFTEN BUILD SNOWMEN IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER. THAT IS ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID ON IMPERMANENCE. Your love of HORNED COMBAT springs from an abandoned TEXT OF COMBAT left behind by the previous inhabitant of the island. YOUR HORNY LUSUS IMMEDIATELY OBLIGED YOU SOME WONDERFUL HORNED COMBAT, and to this day you have STRIVED TO BECOME ONE OF THE DREADED ANTLURDERERS. As is expected from their name, you wield rackKind. Antler rack, not that other sort, or retrieve an improvised weapon through your MEDITATION MODUS. Detach yourself from want for the object, accept its impermanence, and it will release itself from its card.

    Your trolltag is allegedlyGood and frough your varioush ecshperienshes wif your sharge shraining, you dend do dalk frough broken deef.

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    His neck must hurt like fuck with horns that big.
    no

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    >Be the overly empathetic fool

    Your name is Baihu Saibarean. You are somewhere between six and seven sweeps old; probably closer to seven. As a SEA DWELLER, your moirail says you have some kind of status over nearly every other troll, and you guess she might be right. You aren't much of an expert on these things. Since you live on a ship and your LUSUS is completely WATERBOUND and feeds itself, you've pretty much had free reign to do whatever you want. As a result, your childhood has been spent staying up till well past sunrise playing MORALLY DUBIOUS VIDEO GAMES. Ones which encouraged the player to help other trolls. There was even a mini-game in which you had to catch OIL in a BUCKET! As a result you are... more than a little strange. Your grasp of many 'social morays' is kinda loose and you have some pretty weird views on normal things like culling. Weird shit like 'KILLING IS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA'. You aren't stupid though. Being able to solve puzzles for trolls much older than you has not left you stupid, just MAL-ADJUSTED. You are a perfectly reasonable guy most of the time, although you tend to worry too much about what others think and the possibility of your FRIENDS getting hurt. Did you mention you had friends? You tend to make them pretty easily. Gotta spread the disease, man.

    In an attempt to copy your favourite video game characters, you have an interest in EXPLORING; you like to investigate ancient temples and evade the EVIL TRAPS that are set there. As a result, you're a bit of an ACROBAT. Your SHIP-HIVE is littered with SOUVENIRS of your little trips. Since you're often out in the BLAZING ALTERNIAN SUN, you wear WHITE CLOTHES to reduce the heat and SUNGLASSES. You've tried to dye your hair BLUE, since a HERO HAS TO HAVE BLUE HAIR, but the sea water always washes it out. Lousy cheap dye. The only thing you have which is really top quality is your STATE OF THE ART HUSKTOP. Seriously, that thing is so powerful, its quite funny.

    Your troll tag is adventuringFreedom and (uuai)ou have a prett(uuai) strong a(sea)(sea)ent, uuhi(sea)h makes it (seaue)uite hard to understand uuhat (uuai)ou sa(uuai). You will eventually become the SCOURGE OF WRATH in the LAND OF SLEET AND FLOATING PLATFORMS. You will interpret this as it being your duty to ensure your team doesn't dissolve into in fighting. You will be quite wrong.


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    => Be the seething tracer



    Your name is KAUKAS DIEVAS. You are a 9.6 SWEEPS OLD troll, and tend to call everyone one beneath your age KID, much to their chagrin. However, YOU DO NOT DO THIS AT ALL TO HIGHERBLOODS, because you know DAMN WELL that they will CULL YOUR ASS.

    Your hobbies include SLICING OPEN CORPSES AND STUDYING THEM, in hopes of SWEET GENETIC EXPERIMENTS. Though, while most make HORRIBLE ABOMINATIONS with them, you TRY TO PERFECT THE BODY THROUGH GENETIC MANIPULATIVE MEANS. You hope to ACHIEVE THE PERFECT TROLL. Alongside this, EXERCISE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU, and you tend to run and vault a lot.

    YOU ARE A TRACER, and usually work with other scientists as an errand boy package deliverer, USUALLY WITH 100% SATISFACTION thanks to your STEALTHILY FLUID AND QUICK pacing. Recently you've been in trouble with the law for TRAFFICKING EXTREMELY ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES, and have to lie low for a while.

    YOU ARE AN ANGRY FELLOW. Angry enough to just seethe. You don't explode on people in pure anger like others; no, YOU RANT AND RAVE IN A VERY SNARKY AND SARCASTIC TONE WHILE TALKING DOWN ON WHOEVER IS GETTING THE SPEECH OF LOATHING. This TENDS TO BE MODERATELY AMUSING for those watching. It doesn't take too long to go into those rants; in fact, YOU JUMP RIGHT INTO THEM WHEN YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF SOMETHING.

    Your lusus is a BEARBEAST, and is KIND OF A DICK to you. But you still care for him as he cares for you. If you call that caring at all.

    Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is the GLOVEKIND, because you are not afraid to PUNCH SOMEONE'S LIGHTS OUT if confrontation is impossible to avoid. YOU HAVE BECOME QUITE FORMIDABLE AT THIS due to being a tracer for as long as you live. Even worse is how thanks to your hobby of dissecting and studying the body, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO STRIKE FOR NERVES, and can be dangerous about it rather easily.

    Your trolltag is darkGodhead, and you tend to | cut apart your sentences | a lot, unless ranting.

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    >Be the unholy mutant abomination.

    -|-- My Good Sir, I Digress At That Statement --|-

    =>Be the religious one with the weird hairstyle and tattoos.

    -|-- That Is Much Better --|-



    Your name is JACOR FLIENTE, male troll, age 8.31 Solar Sweeps, and you are an unclean, abhorrent freak. Due to a genetic mutation, you were born with two types of blood mixed through your veins, teal and brown, leaving you an outcast from the hemospectrum that was certain to be culled from birth. Fortunately, Gog had smile down upon you that day. You were adopted by a lusus who worked for the Official Holy Church of Gog(Approved by the Empress herself), and you were raised by it and many other Nunbeasts to live a life preaching the good works of salvation through JEGUS and SALVATION. You yourself are quite restrictive and reserved about this, following the DISCIPLINARY and HOLY codes established by the Church down to the period.

    Because of your blood, you CONSIDER YOURSELF UNCLEAN AND UNWORTHY of anything; Food, sleep, quadrants, or anything necessary for the substantial troll life. So, YOU PUNISH YOURSELF at any given moment, denying yourself rest or meals for days on end, either in a state of CONSTANT PRAYER CHANTING or MARRING YOUR BODY, as if it was your own fault you were born a defect.

    Due to this constant self-abuse, you have built an INCREDIBLE AMOUNT OF ENDURANCE, but you are prone to RANDOM BOUTS OF FAINTING as well. Along with this little deficency, you are a NEAT FREAK, having the urge to clean up every little stain and mess until shiny perfection.

    In your interests, besides GOG, are HIGH PLACES and ACROBATICS. Living in a massive cathedral with multiple floors has given you the joy of being high in the air, running up and sliding down banisters, swinging expertly from chandeliers, and being aloft in the BELLTOWER, where your hive technically is located.

    As previously mentioned, your lusus is a NUNBEAST, sort of a mix between a CAT and a KANGAROO, two very motherly and tending animals. She's very sweet, if not a little OVERPROTECTIVE.

    You capthcalogue with the FAITH MODUS, as you have to have faith that the item will be collected. your Strife Specibi is the CANEKIND, specifically, a shepherd's cane. If you were to be in a Sgrub session, your title would be SAINT OF IMPURITY, and your planet would be the LAND OF HYPOCRITES AND ANGELS.

    Your trolltag is holyDividend, -|-- And You Type Properly Yet Divided --|-
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiskiver View Post
    Official Holy Church of Gog(Approved by the Empress herself) [...] CONSTANT PRAYER CHANTING [...] FAITH MODUS
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    >Be the low-midblood cop.

    i wil (X)blidge



    Your name is KEISAT PUTUS and you are 7 SWEEPS OLD.

    It is at this age that you are an ACCOMPLISHED JUSTICOP. You got this job so that you could PURIFY THE WORLD. Purity is the MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD. Or it is to you, at least.

    You are constantly BEATING UP CRIMINALS with the help of your BILLY CLUB. You also have your HUNTING DOG-DOVE-GRYPHON-THING LUSUS to help you out!

    A special ABILITY you have for interrogation is TELEPATHY AND LOOKING INTO MINDS. This lets you freak the criminals out with the WEIRD VOICE IN THEIR HEADS, along with SEEING ALL THEIR THOUGHTS, INSTANTLY PROVING THEM GUILTY.

    You REALLY LIKE PLAYING BILLIARDS. You have a POOL CUE in your STRIFE SPECIBUS AS WELL. You really like TROLL BASEBALL, the magnificient sport where LOWBLOODS ARE FORCED TO BEAT EACH OTHER WITH BATS WHILE HIGHBLOODS THROW SPIKEY BALLS AT THEM AND THEY RUN AROUND BASES IN AN ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE. Of course, because you have a TINT OF GREEN, you get to spectate WITHOUT GETTING ASSAULTED. This has led to you having a TROLL BASEBALL BAT as well. You have numerous things from the MANY VARIETIES OF TROLL BASEBALL strewn about your Hive.

    One of your MAIN GOALS IN LIFE is to PURIFY ALTERNIA OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM. This will make EVERYONE EQUAL, and therefore COMPLETELY PURE.

    Your FETCH MODUS is the DOODLE GOD MODUS. Items are put in CATEGORIES. You must MIX ITEMS TOGETHER to access them. Therefore, you can only access TWO ITEMS AT ONCE.

    In SGRUB your Title will be THE UNIFIER OF ALCHEMY, in the LAND OF TRUTH AND POTIONS.

    On TROLLIAN, your trollTag is justifiedPurification, and y(X)u speak in a c(X)mpletely and totaly pure maner Your BLOOD COLOR is ACCB41.
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    >Be the creepy witch one



    You are now the creepy witch one.

    Your name is ALICINET RAY and you are a young female troll of nine sweeps. You are rather SNEAKY and SMART, and you tend to be able to get out of any trouble relatively quickly, and in the most efficient way. You are very EFFICIENT, but as a result you are very lacking in EMPATHY for others. You are also very PRECISE. Almost nothing gets past you-as you pay rather close attention to DETAIL. You pay all of the attention. All of it.

    You have a strong fascination for MAGIC and SPELLS. You spend most of your time collecting INGREDIENTS for POTIONS of all kinds. This interest in MAGIC borders on an OBSESSION, but you would deny that wholeheartedly. It is just something you like to do. And it's fun too, though you tend not to discuss it with those you are acquainted with anymore, because they usually end up getting creeped out.

    You also like COMPUTERS and you CODE sometimes, if you feel like it. This is safer to discuss with others, but even though you are EXCEPTIONABLE at it, you don't do it very often. It is merely a hobby for you when you are bored. You like COMPUTERS and MATH a lot, but you are terrible at RIDDLES. Really terrible. And your sense of humor is very STRANGE, too. You are not funny. Not at all. Some might even go so far as to say that your jokes are PAINFUL.

    Your Troll tag is rigorousOracle, and Y o u s p e a k v e r y s m o o t h l y a n d f l u e n t l y , m a k i n g s u r e t o s a y e x a c t l y w h a t y o u m e a n -



    Extra Shiz/tl;dr
    Name: Alicinet Ray
    Age: 9 sweeps
    Gender: Female
    Blood Color: Teal
    Lusus: Centipede
    Fetch Modus: Indredient: Each item is sorted into a category, and you cannot access it until you get at least two other items it would be useful with.
    Strife Specibus: whipkind
    Trolltag: rigorousOracle
    Typing quirk: S m o o t h , c o n n e c t e d , a n d c l a r i f i e d -
    Title: Maid of Mind
    Land: Land of Moss and Vivid Color
    Consorts: Beetles
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    She need to meet sinnes so they can be WITCH BUDDIES
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    > Be the girl in the mask.


    Your name is VANLAR FELDOE, and you are 7 SWEEPS OLD. You have RUSTY ORANGE blood, placing you rather low on the HEMOSPECTRUM, but not everyone can be a sea dweller so you've learned to deal with it. You were never really all that bothered by it, anyway.

    Your interests include READING UP ON MEDICAL STORIES, which explains the RIDICULOUS MASK you use to cover your mouth. Wouldn't want any of those NASTY GERMS you read about entering your system, would you? Not with the kind of consequences you read about, no, you wouldn't.

    You also like to COOK sometimes, as long as everything you make is washed thoroughly so there's no bacteria on it oh gog oh gog you hate bacteria.

    You might be classified as somewhat of a LONER, but that isn't by choice. Being a LOWER BLOOD, you are fully aware that running into any HIGHER BLOODS would likely end up with you catching a case of the DEAD, and you sort of like being ALIVE. You've grown accustomed to it, and it seems to be working out so far.




    .. I'm not done but I just wanted to post what I had so far. I'll edit later! I've never RPed much before so if I've totally screwed something up, let me know.

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Quiskiver View Post
    mutant
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    In your interests are HIGH PLACES and ACROBATICS
    your lusus is a mix between a CAT and a KANGAROO
    ... Nightcrawler? :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZDG View Post
    She need to meet sinnes so they can be WITCH BUDDIES
    Ohh, hahaha, I wasn't sure what you meant at first, then I looked through the trolls in your siggy. >w<
    I have a feeling Sinnes would keep calling her an apothecary or something. .w.

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    >Be the kind of... creepy guy.

    Yeah, you can accept that name. It describes you well.

    >Then be it already.

    Oh alright.





    Your name is Deleti Polinu and you are an Indigo blood who is not a Subjuggalator. You are only just barely six sweeps old, but you are wise beyond your years due to your amazing Lusus. We'll get back to him later.

    Your two main interests are INFLICTING PAIN and HUNTING SAPIENT CREATURES (namely OTHER TROLLS). Some would say that you are quite a SADIST but you would deny anyone implying you gain some kind of sick pleasure from what you do. Oh no... you just really... really... really... enjoy it. In a kind of creepy manner. There is nothing wrong with that. Nothing at all. You never actually KILL anyone, but you do love hunting them down and breaking them a little. Or a lot.

    You have another interest, but you would never admit to it in polite company. But you will tell everyone here. You have an avid interest in the ANATOMY of trolls. No, not THAT anatomy, that'd be normal. You have an interest in the "ANATOMY" of trolls. Yes, that stuff. You dirty dirty pervert. But you only do it to find out how to hurt them!

    You aren't actually all that 'angry' of a person. Some would say you are impossible to anger, which is likely as true as it could get, unless you suddenly got addicted to Sopor Slime and drugged yourself to oblivion. But you specifically aren't that kind of indigo blood, due to the infinite wisdom of your Lusus, and the wonderful outlet that is TORTURE!

    You're always energetic, even after days of not sleeping you still are perky and (some might say) insanely happy. This comes from you being the BEST at everything ever. No, you're not really the BEST at everything, but you are the coolest of anyone ever. And you wont let anyone forget that, if they have you do something awesome. (You are actually not that good at anything, and are just happy because you are imagining everyone writhing in pain)

    Oh. Right, your Lusus. You live on a COLOSSAL shellbeast. You might even call him SACRED... if you were a crazy religious person. You don't just mean big. Your lusus is literally a turtlish creature the size of a rather large island. It takes you four hours to sprint from one end of him to the other. Normally this isn't much of a problem, as your HIVE is right on the nape of his Lusus' head, so you can always talk with him when he needs to. The rest of your Lusus' back is covered in a fully functional ecosystem of a forest.

    Though your Lusus lives mostly in the ocean, swimming around as a giant moveable island, he actually can go onto land. Though this rarely ever happens, as he would likely crush all kinds of LOWBLOODS under his foot if he did that. And then you would feel bad, because you didn't get to see any of that delicious pain. So mostly you live out at Sea, and when you head inland you do it without the protection of your Lusus. But that's cool with you because your Lusus has the awesome ability to speak with you over any distance, and by speak you mean he can project his thoughts to you, and read your own. Always. He always knows what you are thinking. You guess he could do worse to other people, since you have a good amount of resistance to psychic abilities, but he'd never do that. While he tolerates your sadism fun, he does not at all approve of it. He's rather pacifistic himself.

    You wield meteorhammerKind, which you have been trained with psychically by your Lusus. You're not really sure how he knew how to instruct you, but you were forced to make your own weapon, and as such instead of a chain the weapon has a large flexible spool of barbed wire to cut and tear into people. Your trolltag is insidiousPainbringer and you TElk E lOttlI lOkI thOs. RIplEcOng Ell AUYr vUwIls wOth thI nIxt UnI On UrdIr..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediokreKarapase View Post
    So, I'm sitting at work with nothing to do, reading TrollSlum when I come up with a cool idea. Using a variety of sources, I would make a new troll, completley at random. It basically went like this. The listed items below are everything I got on first tries.

    [INSERT FANTROLL HERE]

    So, I think that went fairly well given the results of my randomization. Petton was actually ridiculously fun to make, and I definetly wouldn't have come up with him otherwise. So I guess I hereby challenge you guys to try the same thing.
    I accept your challenge, good sir!

    I got the following, following the same procedure you followed:


    Anywhoo, without further ado, here is the profile!

    > Be that person with the weird space obsession.

    You are now PHOEBE YARIKH, and as of now, you have been awake for SIX AND HALF WAY TOO FUCKING LONG AMOUNTS OF TIME. You are easily distracted, see, and the ASTRONOMICAL BODIES circling ALTERNIA are way too distracting for you, and generally distract you until the HARSH ALTERNIAN SUN rises, and it is too bright outside for you to be lulled into your subconscious, unluckily for you, this has started to cause some MILD HALLUCINATIONS as of late.

    But does anybody really want to hear about that THREE HEADED MONKEY you saw last night? No, so lets move onto your INTERESTS.

    You have a lot of INTERESTS, many of which are uninteresting, so you'll try to talk about the interesting ones. You have, as previously mentioned, a passion for ASTRONOMY which borders on an obsession, but the idea of an infinite amount of planets like ALTERNIA exist out there is extremely fascinating to you. You have a fondness for ENGINEERING, but aren't very good at it, the best thing you ever made was a REMOTE CONTROL DRILL, which, shortly after building it, you realize would be useless, because you would need to follow it to see what the hell you were doing, which really ruined the whole remote controlled part. Because of your incompetence in this area, a variety of your failed machinery is starting to pile up in your HIVE, much to the annoyance of the SHELL BEAST known as your LUSUS. You also have a fondness for PUZZLE GAMES for no reason in particular, they are just entertaining to you for some bizarre reason.

    Your HIVE is built into a HILL near the SEA, due to your BLOOD COLOUR, you have UNDEVELOPED GILLS, and you can still generally breath on dry land, but sometimes you get an ungodly need to go in the WATER for long periods of time, you assume this is because BIOLOGY is weird like that.

    You are sometimes DISTURBINGLY PUBLIC about your SEXUAL PREFERENCES, to the point where some people might call you a "SICK PERVERT", as many have in the past. You don't care about these insulting comments, they are just jealous because you have... Nothing that they don't have... Okay so maybe you really ARE a SICK PERVERT, but like you said before, who cares? You sure as hell don't!

    You go by perverseRocket on TROLLIAN and you SOMETIMES GO OFF INTO LOUD, SPACE METAPHOR FILLED RANTS LIKE A ROCKET GOES OFF INTO SPACE Space space.


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    >Be the troll that collects SHINY CRYSTALS.

    Your name is Aeolya Czyalto, you're over 600 solar sweeps old. You are a troll that never ages.
    You are very fond of collecting SHINY CRYSTALS, your hive is really FULL of those.
    You actually have some very cool interests, most of them are OBVIOUSLY COLLECTING SHINY CRYSTALS, going on ADVENTURES and planting RARE FLOWERS. Your hive is really full of POTS AND POTS OF SHINY CRYSTALS, VERY DANGEROUS PLANTS and TONS OF MYSTERIOUS DOLLS, most of the doll give you some creeps, but you can get over it.

    Your Strife Specibii is spikeclubkind, you only strife when there are SOME ROBBERS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHINY CRYSTALS.

    Your Lusus is some kind of THREE EYED SKUNK that actually finds you LOTS OF SHINY CRYSTALS.

    Your fetch modus is set to FIND, you actually hate it. You need to find the item you stored to get it released.

    You are the DUCHESS OF IMAGINATION and your land is the LAND OF SHRINES AND FORESTS.

    Your trolltag is blessedInfiltrator and you rewly talk very kewt :>

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    @ZDG: Quite sorry my troll annoys you :/

    Quote Originally Posted by dragonLights View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Quiskiver View Post
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    your lusus is a mix between a CAT and a KANGAROO
    ... Nightcrawler? :O
    .......Oh God, I just looked up that character and noticed the similarities xD
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