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    Re: TROLLSONA 8: Shin Megami Trollsei (or: the fantroll index)

    ==> Be the eccentric rainbow-loving troll.



    Your name is JAYSSA PARSIDA but you prefer to be known as JAY. You are 8 sweeps old. Your blood is red and you are quite poor, but you don't see any reason to let that get you down! You are very eccentric and usually very cheerfull. You are often seen staring blankly into the distance while you daydream. You wish you didn't have to abide by the Hemospectrum, but you are still very respectfull to everybody above you. You are quite scared of highbloods and try to avoid them (You avoid them respectfully, mind).

    You have quite a few intrests, but you mostly enjoy exploring and finding colourfull objects. You tend to hoard anything you find if it looks pretty, and like to use some of your pretty objects in your outfits. You especially like playing, hunting and exploring with your Lusus.

    Like alot of other lowbloods, you have a special magic power psychic ability. You can feel other's emotions, which is quite cool, you guess. However, you have no idea how to control it, so it pretty much just goes on and off whenever. Another downside is if people around you are feeling extreme emotions- Extreme negative emotions often make you flip the fuck out.

    You have two odd mutations. The first and most noticable of which, you have a tail. You try to keep this secret by wrapping it around your waist and claiming that it's a belt. 99.9% of the time, this does not work for trolls who have eyes. And speaking of eyes, your second mutation is that freaky SWIRL you have for a pupil. This one you don't bother hiding so much, because you think it's pretty cool and you know quite a few trolls who have eye mutations.

    Your hive is a treehouse by a river. It's quite small and very cold, but you like it all the same. You tend to keep your hoard of pretty things in a small hollow in the base of the trunk. But hushhh, nobody can know about it. Your LUSUS is a large CERBERUS. You gave names to each of his heads, and they are called Herp, Derp and Chirp. Dispite his large size and scary appearance, your Lusus is SOFT AS HECK and usually 'attacks' intruders by pouncing on them and licking their faces 'till they scream for mercy. Rather like the welcome you get when you come back to your hive after exploring.

    Your FETCH MODUS is RAINBOW. You must catapolouge stuff by labeling it with a colour, then choose that colour to retrieve said item. It's very efficient and easy to use, but you can only carry 7 things around in there at any given time. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is set to BLADEBOWKIND. You like your weapon as it can be used for both long range and short range attacks.

    You where fortunate enough to find somebody who was willing to trade a Husktop for some of your pretty gems. Your trolltag is [COLOR="rgb(128, 0, 0)"]eccentricRainbows[/COLOR] and you [COLOR="rgb(128, 0, 0)"]pretty much type with good grammar and what-not. You rep7ace 'L's with 7. You do this because you hope it wi77 s7ightly increase your 7uck whi7e exp7oring![/COLOR]

    If you were to play Sgrub, you would be the Thief of Heart and reside in the Land of Caves and Colour.


    Concrits are very very welcome~

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    Re: TROLLSONA 8: Shin Megami Trollsei (or: the fantroll index)

    @SS: Honestly, get rid of the tail and don't have Jay wear those bright colors (keep it a secret passion) and I think you're pretty good. Tails are just not so good. It's like you're trying too hard to stand out, and it's also a mutation that is highly visible and would probably get your troll killed very, very early.
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    Re: TROLLSONA 8: Shin Megami Trollsei (or: the fantroll index)

    Quote Originally Posted by silentSadist View Post
    ==> Be the eccentric rainbow-loving troll.



    Your name is JAYSSA PARSIDA but you prefer to be known as JAY. You are 8 sweeps old. Your blood is red and you are quite poor, but you don't see any reason to let that get you down! You are very eccentric and usually very cheerfull. You are often seen staring blankly into the distance while you daydream. You wish you didn't have to abide by the Hemospectrum, but you are still very respectfull to everybody above you. You are quite scared of highbloods and try to avoid them (You avoid them respectfully, mind).~
    Definitely ditch the tail, the spiral eye thing is okay so keep that. Echoing Captain in that keep the bright colors a secret and you've got yourself a serviceable fantroll!

    Also, minor nitpick, but words like "cheerful" and "respectful" only have one l on the end.

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    Re: TROLLSONA 8: Shin Megami Trollsei (or: the fantroll index)

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Whosit View Post
    @SS: Honestly, get rid of the tail and don't have Jay wear those bright colors (keep it a secret passion) and I think you're pretty good. Tails are just not so good. It's like you're trying too hard to stand out, and it's also a mutation that is highly visible and would probably get your troll killed very, very early.
    At first I was all "Whaaa? I must have gotten this VERY WRONG SOMEHOW" and then I realized that SS also applied person below me as well.

    I guess I should also add that people are free to say shit about mine, too. I wasn't sure if I had to be explicit about that or not.

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    Re: TROLLSLUMBLES 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!! (assets for making sprites are in 3rd post

    Also, think about what rainbows signify in Alternian culture. Wearing them because they're pretty would be like a human wearing a shirt covered in bloodstains because they think it's pretty.

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    > [[[[8 < 8e the spiiiiiiiidery one

    Your name is VRISKA S--

    > [[[[8 < Not that one! The other spidery one!

    Oh. Sorry.




    Your name is TARAN SCALA. You have a THING FOR SPIDERS (not in that way! Jegus!), inserting spidery SYMBOLS AND TERMS into your everyday thoughts, convers8ions, and chats. You are a 8lue-8lood, 8ut you don't really appreci8 the hemospectrum-8ased class distinction. You have friends of all 8lood colors, and tend to treat them equally, whether it 8e in positive or negative ways. Your Strife Specibus is allocated with 2xDAGGERKIND, and the blades remind you of the PINCERS/FANGS of a spider. Your LUSUS, a massive SPIDERBEAST (not unlike Vriska's, only smaller) watches over you carefully when you practice with them, because your main set are tipped with his VENOM.

    You're more MELLOW than the average Troll, 8ut the RAGE AND H8 that the rest of your race knows so well still 8u88le 8elow the surface. You tend to 8LOW OFF STEAM through ROLEPLAYING and VIDEO GAMES, to avoid snapping and taking it all out on your FRIENDS.

    You have many INTERESTS. You enjoy SCIENCE FICTION, and are a huge fan of the earth STAR TREK and STARG8 programs, as well as many others. You are somewhat of an UNTR8NED EXPERT with COMPUTERS, though you prefer to focus on the SOFTWARE/END-USER side of things, which 8n't to say you would be unable to EFFECT REPAIRS given the PARTS needed. At 13 SWEEPS old, you are of legal DRINKING 8GE in most pl8ces, and as such, you are an AMATEUR MIXOLOGIST as well. You enjoy all the types of alcohol. All of them. This extends to NON-ALCOHOLIC drinks as well, you enjoy EXPERIMENTING and CRE8ING new FOOD AND DRINK RECIPES, which usually turn out to 8e at least pal8able, if not actually delicious. 8OOKS would line the walls of your HIVE, if you had suitable storage. You have no idea why you didn't account for this when you designed your hive.

    Your TROLLTAG is tarantulasBite, and you [[[[8 < tend to replace certain letters and phonemes with the num8er 8, and sometimes *tend to express yourself via role-play*.
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    Re: TROLLSLUMBLES 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!! (assets for making sprites are in 3rd post

    Nepeta wears a fake cat-tail. I'm sure Jay could wear a fake dragon tail. If you wanted to tie up ends, you could give her a dragon lusus, too.

    I like her, she's cute. But yeah, both colorful and psychic is pushing it slightly.

    If you make a Pesterchum handle, I'll add you, you look fun.

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    Re: TROLLSONA 8: Shin Megami Trollsei (or: the fantroll index)

    > Be the nerd

    "Could you be more specific?"

    > Be the weapon smithing nerd

    "Much better, thanks"


    You are VARNAK CADROM. You are 9.23 SOLAR SWEEPS old, which is equivalent to 20 HUMAN YEARS.

    You are a complete and utter nerd when it comes to SCI-FI MOVIES, one in particular you personally dubbed TROLL WARS because you love that movie so much, you want to talk about it in conversation and the real title is too long to say. You constantly make references to this great movie series. All the time.

    You also love WEAPON SMITHING and WOOD WORKING. You make all sorts of SWORDS and POLEARMS, which happen to be your STRIFE SPECIBI as well. You love your MELEE WEAPONS. You have a collection of them, and some of them you made yourself. You are very proud of them.

    You are also a huge COMPUTER geek, as you tend to the servers in your hive that allow you to go on the INTERNET. You surf on the INTERNET a lot of the time you are on your PORTABLE TOP-OF-LEG COMPUTER. You also play VIDEO GAMES on the COMPUTER and also some HOME CONSOLES. You own a TBOX 360 and a TS2. You love FIGHTING GAMES like TROLL CALIBUR and TREKKEN, and FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS like TRALO and TROLL WARS BATTLEFRONT 2.

    You are a very nice guy and love making new friends, yet you can be aggressive during times of STRIFE, whether physical or verbal. You hate it when you are accidentally offensive and you APOLOGIZE constantly for anything you think you did wrong, whether it really was or not. You do tend to RAMBLE about anything and everything too. You are also CARING and CONSIDERATE to others. You are one odd troll. Because of this, you are a terrible INTERNET TROLL.

    You also happen to be a GREENBLOOD and live in the desert. Your hive is full of FANS and COOLING SYSTEMS, to keep your SERVERS, your LUSUS, which is a large scalebeast, and YOU cool and refreshed.

    Your LUSUS, whom you call "Dragdad", is a large Bearded Scalebeast, always brings back INSECTS to eat and you are sick of it. Oddly enough, you are regularly getting PACKAGES delivered to you by a MYSTERIOUS ENTITY every 0.06 SWEEPS, which is a HUMAN MONTH with REAL FOOD in them. So you pretty much devour all the food there, but when it is all gone, it is back to BUGS.

    Speaking of your LUSUS, "Dragdad" taught you to be RESOURCEFUL and PATIENT. He also taught you some LIFE LESSONS in the form of SHORT, MEANINGFUL SENTENCES, kind of turning you into a SAGE, of sorts. Dragdad is also LAID-BACK, and well, that made you LAID-BACK as well.

    You currently aren't put to WORK because you live so far out in the desert, but it is a matter of time until they find you because of those FOOD PACKAGES. Your main mode of TRANSPORTATION is a HUMPBEAST or what HUMANS would call a CAMEL. You often contemplate eating your HUMPBEAST instead of standing another night of BUGS, but you wouldn't want to eat your TRANSPORTATION. That would be bad...

    You love the color GREEN and also the number 7. You are very LUCKY and LUCK is always on your side it seems. Well mostly. You do have your bad days, so you REALLY AREN'T LUCKY ALL OF THE TIME. You seem to have developed a habit of FALLING FACE FIRST out of your RECUPRACOON.

    And one more thing, you seem to have TELEKINETIC powers, which are aided by your VISION SEVEN-FOLD. You used to hide this fact with your COOL SHADES, but you figure you'd be fine, really. It is very handy when WEAPON SMITHING and WOOD WORKING. You have yet to use these powers in combat, though you really want to. Badly. You also can't use the power too long or you will be DRAINED OF YOUR ENERGY and COLLAPSE. You also have the power of MENTAL SUGGESTION. It has its LIMITS though. You can only use it on TROLLS YOU KNOW THE NAMES TO, you can only SUGGEST WITHIN REASON, and the suggestion has to be ONE OR TWO SHORT SENTENCES. LOWBLOODS are more SUSCEPTIBLE to this power. In other words, you are kinda like a JEDI. IT IS YOU.

    You have one thing THAT PISSES YOU OFF. Trolls who are STUCK UP AND FLAUNT THEIR BLOOD LIKE A STATUS piss you off to no end.... Especially if the troll is a HIGHER BLOOD THAN YOU. This truly makes your BLOOD BOIL.

    Your trolltag is gamingSwordsman and you 7alk really fas7 and s7rongly pronounce your 7s. You also seem 7o make 7ypos and you always correc7 7hem. All of 7hem....... :::.) You also have a bi7 of a sou7hern accent and slur your words 7ha7 end in "ing" such as "Swimmin'".......



    ((Feel free to Pester me, I'll be up for rping, just say so. If not, that's fine too. Also, I'll update this post when I come up with more stuff for him. He is a WIP atm, though the look will stay the same. Concrit IS appreciated. Please, tell me how I did. Tiitha did my AB sprite. Thanks! And ME (horns) and IP (Glasses) worked my other sprite a little bit. Thanks for that as well! And Thanks Sigma on the vision seven-fold Varnak! And thanks to Blank for the Shade-less Varnak AB and his many emotions. Thanks dude!))
    Last edited by Tekkenfreak4; 08-22-2011 at 06:44 AM. Reason: Added more info on the Lusus and things that piss him off.
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    Re: TROLLSLUMBLES 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!! (assets for making sprites are in 3rd post

    (Yet another profile repost from here. :U)

    > Be the emerald-blooded Troll.

    (-With pl3asur3.-)



    You are IRIXXA SILHAT and you are 8 SWEEPS OLD. You are pretty much a middle-class TROLL based on the blood caste.

    You actually dislike VIOLENCE very much, but if any situation needs you to protect yourself, you'd do it. You're aware that your clothing choice is totally WRONG, but using FASHION as an excuse might work. Or not. You like to speak with other TROLLS while keeping an eye on who and what should you be careful of; ALTERNIA is just HARSH of a planet and all. Sometimes, there WILL be things that can ANGER you. Still, you have the CARING nature within your heart.

    You have a few INTERESTS, one of those include WRITING. Although this may NOT be what a MIDDLE-BLOODED TROLL should do, you don't mind that at all. Fiction is your favorite form of LITERATURE to write. You too love FASHION as stated earlier, but your preference is quite limited in order to avoid people from LOOKING AT YOU WEIRD. You will wear a plain black T-shirt, a bright-green-like skirt and a black pair of shoes with white socks as an alternate outfit. You spend some of your time playing COMPUTER GAMES, most particularly of UNUSUAL GENRES like those VERTICAL CURTAIN SHOOTERS.

    You did have a JAGUARBEAST as your LUSUS. Size doesn't matter as long as she could keep harm's way from getting you due to you living in a dangerous mainland continent. She died being eaten by a certain other BEAST when you were 6 SWEEPS old, having you left to fend on your own. Luckily, your HIVE was completed before her death.

    You own the scytheKind as your WEAPON OF CHOICE/STRIFE SPECIBUS. If you were to play SGRUB, you bear the title HUNTER OF FATE and your MEDIUM is LAND OF DREAMS AND TIME. In order to fetch items, you have to perform a FETCH MODUS called CARD DECKS. To do this, you will to carry out a set of cards and choose a card with an item desired to be withdrawn. You dream of the GOLDEN MOON PROSPIT.

    Your trolltag is jeweledMaiden and (-You often have problems with the letter "E", so 3 mak3s up for it.-)

    TL;DR:


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    Re: TROLLSLUMBLES 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!! (assets for making sprites are in 3rd post

    =====> Be the lowblood wiggler.

    WHO*!* ARE YOU*!* CALLIN A LOWBLOOD YOU*!* THU*!*PID JERKFACED JERKBAG


    AB Sprite by antiqueDreamer, thank you dear~

    Your name is LOKROS KUNREI and you are 3.5 SWEEPS OLD.

    It's been hard, BEING A KID AND GROWING UP. You are a DARK-RED BLOOD, or a rustblood as you are often called, and so you are on the receiving end of a lot of teasing and taunting, especially by HIGHBLOODS. You live in a LAWNRING, mostly with other redbloods, so for the most part you can avoid being teased by simply not venturing out. And when you're in a PARTICULARLY BAD MOOD (particularly being an important modifier here, as you are almost always in a bad mood) you do just that, staying in your hive and sulking until your SWANDAD LUSUS drives you so up the wall that you just have to go out.

    Most of the time, though, you have no issues with going out into the wider world. You have your ways of dealing with HIGHBLOODS, after all.

    See, as a rustblood, you've been gifted with a particularly fun PSYCHIC POWER. Namely you have the ability to manipulate people's QUADRANTAL FEELINGS, creating feelings where there are none, erasing feelings that exist, and, most fun of all, shifting feelings around quadrants. As one of MANY, MANY EXAMPLES: take a greenblood who once insulted you, traveling with her highblooded moirail. BAM- her pale feelings turned red. How fun that was to watch. Your powers are still DEVELOPING, so it can be hard for you to break up strong relationships or to form ones where none exist. But it's usually pretty easy to shift feelings from conciliatory to concupiscent or vice versa, or even to shift red feelings into black ones.

    You do this ALL THE TIME. Usually to people who irritate you, but often JUST BECAUSE. Your powers work best on CONCUPISCENT QUADRANTS (in other words, on red and black feelings), which you don't really understand but manipulate regardless. Your power has given you some really bitter feelings on ROMANCE IN GENERAL, and chances are you will have difficulty ever having real red or black feelings towards anyone when you grow up. In all likelihood, you will be culled.

    But you don't know that. Right now, you're just a WIGGLER.

    You do have a variety of INTERESTS that don't involve ruining the lives of other trolls. You like to practice with your strife specibus, BOWKIND- you're not very good yet, since your bow is way too big for someone your size (you'll grow into it, you insist), but you'll be really good at it someday! You really want to be an ARCHERADICATOR- ignoring that, because of your blood color, that will NEVER BE. You're young- your Swandad likes to let you dream. BOWKIND isn't exactly a suitable specibus for one as lowblooded as yourself, but you don't know that yet, either!

    You don't know a lot of things, really. You don't have that much REAL INTERACTION with other trolls, since your IRRITABLE AND GRUMPY MOODS make you hard to talk to, and you take other trolls' unwillingness to talk to you as a reason to be IRRITABLE AND GRUMPY, perpetuating a vicious cycle. You are generally LOUD and EASILY PROVOKED, but SMARTER THAN YOU LOOK. Later in life you will be downright MANIPULATIVE with your powers, but for now you just use them for fun.

    You like to watch TV shows like YELLOWBLOOD SQUARETROUSERS and THE FAIRLY ODDLUSII, shows made for wigglers like yourself. You also like to read COMICS, and you've tried to make your own, though your artistic ability doesn't go beyond STICK FIGURES.

    You do have a few friends- mostly redbloods like yourself- and you like to play GAMES with them. ESPECIALLY the dangerous kind.

    Your trolltag is causticCholeric and you ARE ANGRY ALL THE TIME, DROP THE GTH FROM THE END OF YOUR VERBTH, AND YOU WHITHLE THE "OO" THOUNDTH AND PRONOUNTH THE THOUND THAT COMETH BEFORE T ATH "TH" DUE*!* TO*!* YOUR MITHIN FRONT TEETH.


    tl;dr:



    Concrit is much appreciated. :3
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    Re: TROLLSLUMBLES 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!! (assets for making sprites are in 3rd post

    > Be the seadweller.



    You fail miserably.


    Your name is TERRAN SOPHOS.

    You are a measly SIX SOLAR SWEEPS old, and you have a minor but useful ability of UNLIMITED VISUAL MEMORY. Because of this ability, you are able to remember EVENTS FROM YOUR PAST as well as recall word by word the THINGS YOU'VE READ, which make you quite KNOWLEDGEABLE, if a little SMART. Unfortunately for you, this has also caused you to be SLIGHTLY HORRIBLE AT AUDITION -- in other words hearing -- and you tend to forget the simplest verbal orders from your lusus.

    Speaking of your lusus, he happens to be a REPTILE-LIKE CREATURE that stands on two feet instead of four. You live alone with your lusus in a rural area that sits close to a SMALL POND, where your lusus likes to SPEND TIME FISHING. Additionally, he has tried to teach you how to fish, but you find it increasingly boring. To compensate for the loss, you had instead TAUGHT YOURSELF HOW TO SWIM, and it is one of the things you love to do. FREESTYLE, BACKSTROKE, BREASTSTROKE, THE BUTTERFLY - you know it all, and it makes you feel like the water belongs to you. It's yours.

    Therefore, you are heavily convinced that you were born with the WRONG BLOOD COLOR. That's right, you are a WANNABE SEADWELLER, and when you are around landdwellers, you secretly tend to THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEM, including your friends, because they never read the HISTORIES AND ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE GREAT SEADWELLERS, so how can they understand what it's like to love and respect the water? To understand the true meaning of being royalty?

    it's hard being a landdweller (5)
    it's hard and nobody understands (5)


    However, you are smart enough not to openly call landdwellers out to AVOID CONFLICT because in actuality, you are AFRAID OF REJECTION and being a peasantblood means you GET A LOT OF IT. Despite this, you are a bit SARCASTIC and even a CRITICAL BASTARD sometimes, but selectively to your friends and other lowbloods since you know when and when not to mess with the highbloods.


    Your trolltag is opticBenefaction and you tend to count how many words are in each line you enter (13)

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    Re: TROLLSLUMBLES 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!! (assets for making sprites are in 3rd post

    Quote Originally Posted by harlequinNeuroses View Post
    =====> Be the lowblood wiggler.

    WHO*!* ARE YOU*!* CALLIN A LOWBLOOD YOU*!* THU*!*PID JERKFACED JERKBAG

    You have no idea how much I want him. He's adorable. Seriously, if he goes into the cafe while Samael is there, expect to be coddled and cuddled and loved. Anyway, I don't see any glaring issues with his character design, so good job from me!

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    >Be the merchant.

    haha! s'wh/-\t i do!!



    Your name is MATANO KUPETS, renowned seller of old junk.

    But before we get to that, we'll talk about your other interests and hobbies. You, since as long as you can remember, have always wanted to be a part of the circus. You used to follow the circus, before this whole travelling merchant thing. There's just an almost aura-like feeling of awe and wonder that you crave around a circus, and over the sweeps, you've trained to try and fill any part of it, from trapeze artist to professional knife-thrower. Needless to say, you are an acrobat, and way more agile than the average troll, which helps, since you aren't exactly the strongest troll on Alternia.

    A common thing you've noticed among trolls is that they don't seem to take very good care of their eyes. Many of them are blind, missing eyes, or just have a pair of weird-looking ones. This, has inspired you to become and optometrist. Yes, that's... Quite a long way from circus freak, but who are we to judge? You keep a medical kit with you, containing assorted tools and items, should anyone require your services. That is, if they trust some stranger with a scalpel to mess with their ocular globes.

    You are also known for having a ravenous appetite, though you are far from overweight. You assume it must be all the circus training and travelling, or a high metabolism. It's hard to resist the urge to sink your sharp, razor teeth into whatever food you can find, whether it be alive or dead. But the biggest alive thing you'd eat (so far) is a huge gillbeast or rodent, so you wouldn't eat another troll or anything. That'd be crazy.

    Now, to your selling of old junk. You found a way to get by besides optometry and finding a circus to join, which was to become a travelling merchant. You walk all around Alternia with your giant fly lusus, d'Artagan, selling trinkets and treasures, or whatever you can find. You also prefer to keep your blood color and age a secret, since trolls are more likely to by from someone near their own blood color and age. You have some special protective clothing against the sun for when you come across a sun-scorched desert. Rainbow drinker-related objects are a surprisingly lucrative market, and many (jadeblooded) trolls pay top dollar for them! You really do love what you do, and you've made some friends/enemies along they way, too!

    Many who meet you are surprised to learn that, hey, you're actually a pretty nice guy, by troll standards, at least. You aren't unnecessarily mean to anyone, in fact that's a pet peeve of yours. Unwarranted negativity. It's like, "Hey asshole, I don't know you, so don't throw your shit on me or else I'll bop you with my staff. >:[" Though, you probably acquired that from basically being a door-to-door salesman. Whatever goes around, comes around, is what you always say, so you try to stay on people's good side. For the most part.

    Your trollTag is freakshowMerchant and you construct your text fr0m wh4+3vers ly1in around
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    Re: TROLLSLUMBLES 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!! (assets for making sprites are in 3rd post

    >Be the Tall One.



    You are now JIRAFA TSUMAN, and you are quite TALL, especially for 7.5 SWEEPS. You are are quite proud of your AMAZING HEIGHT, which you use to climb trees and reach the heights of your otherwise flat home on the SAVANNAH HABITAT on which you live.

    Your lusus is a GIRAFFE. GiraffeDad is possibly the best dad, inspiring your love of heights and being TALL. He also taught you your style of fighting, which involves a good bit of kicking and using your long limbs to STRONG ADVANTAGE. Therefore, your strife specibus is set to MELEEKIND. You're not that much of a brawler, however, despite your appearance that may say otherwise.

    No, you are very LAIDBACK and CHILL. In fact, your biggest problem is your grasp of time. You often OVERSLEEP or are late to MEET UP with other TROLLS. Which is bad, since you like the SOCIAL scene, probably cause you TOWER over crowds. Also cause you give AWESOME PIGGYBACK RIDES.

    Your blood is a nice PEACH color (#F5743D), your trolltag is jetlaggedObelisk and The way you talk zzzometimezzz givezzz off the idea that..... You are zzzleepy and ..... Nodding off half of the.... Time.

    /edit/ comments appreciated. :3
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    > Be the blue-blooded gamer



    Your name is DUALIS STILUS. You are an EIGHT SWEEP OLD blue-blooded troll (hue: 205, rgb 0, 127, 224, #007FE0). You enjoy playing on your NINTENTROLL DS. You think it's the BEST HANDHELD SYSTEM ever, and you won't let ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE. You enjoy playing games that MOST TROLLS NEVER HEARD OF like AVALON TROLL and TROLLKAPON JOURNEY. [[If you know what I'm referencing, I will love you forever ]]

    You have a GIANT TWO-HEADED SNAKE LUSUS that eats TROLLS. You're afraid of having it run loose and go on an eating spree, so you cull trolls and bring their carcasses home for your lusus to feast upon. You like watching YOUR LUSUS EAT ITS MEALS. You think your lusus ripping a dead troll's limbs apart is QUITE A LOVELY SIGHT.

    When it comes to culling trolls, you have set some PERSONAL GUIDLINES: (1) You never cull someone INSIDE A PUBLIC BUILDING. You would hate to clean up the mess. (2) You never go after anyone VERY LOW OR VERY HIGH ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM. You may not respect seadwellers, but you know that going after them is NOT A GOOD IDEA. And you're afraid of having rustbloods use their psychic powers on you. You tend to forget that being a blue blood means you have a RESISTANCE to psychic powers.

    You have a MOIRAIL. Unfortunately, you SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF HIM by just being a blue blood. From what you've gathered, he's afraid of highbloods and the ocean due to a certain INCIDENT. You've gained LITTLE SUCCESS in ridding him of his fear. At least now he isn't screaming in terror when he sees you. Everytime your moirail FLIPS THE FUCK OUT, you KISS HIM. It's not like you have FLUSHED FEELINGS for him. That would be silly. You just can't think of a better way to calm him down, is all.

    You almost never SMILE. The only times that you do smile are when you play on your DS, think about your lusus feeding itself, or when you think about your moirail. Again, you do not have flushed feelings for him! No, you are not blushing! And, no, you do not want to pail with him! Seriously...

    Your FETCH MODUS is TOUCH SCREEN. You have to touch the object's picture on the captchalogue card to retrieve it. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is spearkind.

    Your trolltag is doubleScreening and you [][] have a thing for the letterS D anD S.

    [[Some concrit would be appreciated!]]
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    ((MeiMei:I really like her, the whole giraffe relation.

    PKL:You won me over with the word 'Nintentroll'.))

    >Be the awkward yellowblood




    Your name is IRAFTE BRAWEN, and you have been a SHUT IN for 8.77 Solar Sweeps, more so than usual trolls. You really, REALLY want to meet other trolls, as your isolation has left you starving for attention from another living being other than your LUSUS, whom you HATE SO MUCH. PEACOCKDAD is way too snobby and loud...and he's always encouraging you to do your best and 'show your feathers'. What does that even mean? You have no fucking feathers.

    Alone in your little APARTMENT HIVE, otherwise known as a HIVESTEM, it's incredibly hard to even get away from Peacockdad, the whole building being only a small bedroom with a closet. You usually hide away in the closet for privacy, which has given you a LOVE FOR TIGHT SPACES. So snug and warm....

    Your interests include oddly include SCIENCE VARIETIES. To be more specific, you have a love and almost addiction to PLASMA. You love the energy source, it being the greatest thing in the universe. The most abundant element ever, powerful enough to vaporize armies, but soft enough to power a simple lightbulb. Your love of plasma goes much deeper than just interests though.....



    You really don't know how to explain your certain form of strife, so let's just consider it unallocated. Your established modi is the BOTTLED MODUS, as you have to capture your items in a soda bottle. Quite easy to put in, very difficult to get out with the cap screwed on.

    In a Sgrub session, you would be the HOST(ess) OF DARK in the LAND OF AUTUMN AND EBONY, with cute little BEAR CUB consorts running around.

    Your trolltag is plasmaticBlackhole, and you have no real quirk except for the emoticons sometimes *^*

    ((critique?))
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    Re: TROLLSLUMBLES 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!! (assets for making sprites are in 3rd post

    Ohkay here's the critique

    Gah. Oh...let's try to explain this. You have VISION TRIPLEFOLD, apparantly a powerful type of ability. It grants you basic PSYCHIC POWERS, but you'd rather not use them.
    What "basic psychic powers" are they? There's a big spectrum of abilities to work with, and that's a fairly vague description. Vriska's manipul8ion is a psychic power, as is Tavros's... thing I forget the name of. Aradia can talk to ghosts (and then was one) etc.
    As someone who has fallen prey to making vague powers, you need to have a good idea of what power you've got.

    you have a love and almost addiction to PLASMA. You love the energy source, it being the greatest thing in the universe. The most abundant element ever, powerful enough to vaporize armies, but soft enough to power a simple lightbulb.
    Unfortunately, this isn't really how plasma works. It isn't an element, and it isn't very abundant at all, nor is it used as a power source.
    I don't think you understand what plasma is- and that's okay, because neither do I. but you probably shouldn't use a scientific term that you don't entirely understand.

    Your third eye also allows you to PRODUCE AND MANIPULATE PLASMA, as long as you can concentrate. You've only tried using the ability a few times before, so you don't really have it down yet.
    Judging from this and the earlier description of plasma, I imagine you are thinking of plasma in the same way that most old science fiction does, I.E as some generic energy to be shot from a futuristic weapon. If so, just say that.

    I would like to add that I think two apparantly offensive or at least active powers (the "basic psychic powers" and the plasma thing) is not really needed. It's acceptable if you do want to keep it, but most would prefer you just stuck to one.

    You really don't know how to explain your certain form of strife, so let's just call it MUTANTKIND.
    While I know what you mean, the literal interpretation here is that you beat people to death with mutants. If you mean that your troll doesn't have a weapon and just relies on their abilities, you should just have an unallocated specibus.

    Also very minor nitpick is that an apartment hive would be called a hivestem.

    EDIT: and then I found out that plasma is the most abundant state of matter whoops
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    (( oh man it's been forever since i've been here! and has it ever expanded

    if it's not too much trouble could you remove lightningBravado and springyTailor? i'm redoing the former right now (not sure about the latter - maybe i'll redo him eventually)

    enough rambling. here we go ))



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    > Be the blue-blood.

    You're going to have to be more specific.


    > Be the temperamental blue-blooded female.

    Still pretty vague.


    > Just be this one already.



    Ah. Well all right then.




    Your name is SANARI LITMAR.

    You are a TEMPERAMENTAL troll who lives in a hive on a jagged mountaintop. Your mood can shift from SLIGHTLY AGGRAVATED to FUCKING PISSED in a heartbeat. Generally you are always mad at something; your attitude comes from being a BLUE BLOOD. Trolls at the higher end of the hemospectrum are typically VIOLENT.

    You spend your days playing VIDEO GAMES on your tricked out COMPUTER. You don’t play console games - you think they’re for stupid WIGGLERS and PUPAS who need their mucal vents wiped. When you’re not dabbling in shooters or rpgs, you’re watching the STORMS that roll in over the Alternian ocean. You have a fascination with ELECTRICITY, and seeing lightning strike always puts a rare SMILE on your face.

    Your room is littered with video game PARAPHERNALIA, like POSTERS and PLUSH TOYS. There are some things here from when you used to go on EXTREME LIVE ACTION ROLE-PLAYING EXCURSIONS, but these days you don’t bother with that kind of shit. Too many assholes and jerknobs playing, ruining the game with their WIN OR DIE stuff. Also, not enough EPIC LOOTS.

    Your trolltag is lightningBravado, and your zpeach haz a buzzing quality to it, az though it’z electrically charged. You curse a lot and that makes some other highbloods kind of disdainful, but you say fuck ‘em.

    What will you do?



    tl;dr
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    >Be the alone guy

    I don't see anyone alone around here

    >Be the guy with the scar on his eye

    Well if we are going to talk about each others problems
    ">Be the guy who doesn't know peoples names and try's to get there attention by talking about there problems" Seriously why don't you just call me by my name Deviao

    Seriously some people


    > just shut up and show people who you are

    Fine!



    Your name is Deviao Asmord, but you like people just to call you Dev. You are a 9.75 sweep old turquoise blood. You are generally alone because you don't have many friends and aren't that good at making any because you generally don't trust people when you first meet them, Your last friend was a Green blood named Serrad Verdea who always seemed to open locks and when you where locked in your house by some crazy orange blood that wanted you dead she snuck in and saved you. you thought you had red feelings for her because of this but in the end she just gave you the nifty scar on your right eye.

    Your lusus was a small dragon lusus that always told you to look your best and to sharpen your horns and buff them so they shined, Because of his over working of your appearance you went mad and tryed to saw your horns off, which you seceded in before viscously murdering your lusus with the very horns he wanted you to sharpen and buff every day.

    Because you cannot stand your younger years you have taken to the road to try and find some friends or better yet a matesprite.

    All attempts at both have failed thus far. Part of the reason you cant make friends other then your trust problem, is that you have the odd problem of uncontrollable flashes of energy. Basically sometimes you just have a ton of energy push on everything around you for a moment, though this has never done any good in combat it has broken a fall or two.

    You are a little sarcastic and kind of rude to new people but when you know them you try to be kind, though more often then not you just mess something up and run away for fear of there anger at the mistake.You are very defensive of yourself and when people call you negative things you attack them more often then not.

    You really enjoy heights, the one thing that you enjoyed about your lusus was when you where little he would fly you up high in the air and you always seek to be high in the air or beside the edge of a high cliff. You also have an eternal hatred for fire because when you where little your lusus and you got into a fight and he accentually spit some fire at you giving you a little burn on your forehead behind your left bang

    You have also always wanted to be the singer of a rock band and you also play a little guitar but since you don't know anyone who plays in a rock band... or anyone who knows how to play an instrument even, you never got the chance to be in a rock band.You have always had an obsession with stuff from the 2008 troll Prince of Persia game, but you never directly tell any one this since its a little childish but it often leads you to buying different weapons and clothing that look like they are from the game.

    Your Modus you use is the height modus which requires you to throw a ball containing what you want really high in the air, You got this because you used to throw your lusus's food realy far away when you where mad at him so it just became easy for you to do so.

    When you strife you use a Strife Specibus is glovekind with you using a spiked glove. The evil fact about this is every time you fight with it, it reminds you of killing your lusus because you used the broken parts of your horns between your fingers to punch the crap out of your lusus

    If you entered a sgrub session you would probably be the Champion of Darkness and would reside in the Land of Cliffs and Sand

    Your troll tag is lovelessDeviant, and you talk normaly "but mock the quirk of people that you are mad at or dislike"




    ((Im up for critique because this is only my 3rd person and i know he is probably not perfect))
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    @Overnightfuture:

    Hey there!

    Your character is... off. Just a bit. I have some minor nitpickings that I'd like to bring up with you since you asked for critique. Mind you, this is only to help develop your character and I don't mean any offence by it. (:

    Quote Originally Posted by Overnightfuture View Post

    Lets start on the sprite. It's... Nice. It does very obviously have a few aspects taken from the custom base sheet like the horns, the hair, and er, everything else. I also fullheartedly suggest cropping it a bit, you have a bunch of negative space in there. Other than that, it looks good, but giving some sort of effort to making your own pieces for your sprite definitely pays off when you don't see anyone else using the same hairstyle as you!

    I also have a minor nitpick with the bloodcolor. It might be me and I suppose it just depends on your view of the subject, but it's really bright. The canon bloods stay around 50% brightness, usually. Just something to consider or take into account.

    Moving on!

    Quote Originally Posted by Overnightfuture View Post
    Your name is Deviao Asmord, but you like people just to call you Dev. You are a 9.75 sweep old turquoise blood. You are generally alone because you don't have many friends and aren't that good at making any because you generally don't trust people when you first meet them, Your last friend was a Green blood who you thought you had red feelings for but in the end she just gave you the nifty scar on your right eye.
    The name looks fine, follows a proper 6/6 standard for troll names. Nicknames cool too, though I've seen a few fantrolls with it. Nothing to big to worry about. As for the blood, I bring up my previous point. The backstory, though a little bit overdone, seems fine to me.

    The lusus seems fine, though having a dragon lusus is a bit uncreative and I've seen it done many-o-times. I suppose that shouldn't stop you from keeping it though. Take into consideration that it's probably going to take a lot for a troll to kill their lusus, since the troll society is 'mad' in the first place. Again, a minor nitpick. Not too much to worry about.

    The height modus seems a bit random, and also mispelled. There are quite a few spelling mistakes in the entire profile. I suggest you throw it into something that will spellcheck it for you, like Microsoft Word or another browser with a spellchecker. It's pretty important to keep spelling in mind, or else you'll probably just look silly. Try to keep in mind spelling is important in a formal situation, such as a roleplay itself or drafting a profile that's going to be posted publicly.

    Another thing I have a nitpick with is syntax. A few things to pick with are 'glove kind', your trolltag which says 'lovelessdeviant', 'champion of darkness' and 'Land of cliffs and sand'. The first one, glove kind, would usually be stated as gloveKind. It's not too important, but it sticks out like a sore thumb in a situation where it matters. Your trolltag also has wrong syntax. Try changing it from lovelessdeviant to lovelessDeviant. With a capital D.

    'Champion of Darkness' doesn't sound like an actual SBURB title. For one, the canon titles (if you're sticking to that) have one syllable per word. Aka Maid of Time, Knight of Blood, so forth.

    The only nitpick I have with your land is that it's not capitalized properly. Moving onto the things that seem to be missing from your profile, now. It seems a bit incomplete.

    He doesn't seem to have any listed interests. Generally, fantrolls have about 3. Also, he seems to be missing a collection. Fantrolls and trolls alike usually have at least one of those. What are the things he likes? The things he hates? Does he have any special quirks? Other than that, you seem to have just about everything covered.

    As a last note, I would like to say that the loneliness/killed your lusus thing is a tad cliche. Remember, if you make a troll and you want to add a specific trait to him, say to yourself, "Is adding this just going to make my troll look cooler or edgier?" and if the answer is yes, don't. Special additions are there to assist a character's personality, not a character's cool factor. Other than that, the troll looks good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pootporri View Post


    Quote Originally Posted by Overnightfuture View Post


    Quote Originally Posted by Overnightfuture View Post
    Your name is Deviao Asmord, but you like people just to call you Dev. You are a 9.75 sweep old turquoise blood. You are generally alone because you don't have many friends and aren't that good at making any because you generally don't trust people when you first meet them, Your last friend was a Green blood who you thought you had red feelings for but in the end she just gave you the nifty scar on your right eye.

    I have edited it a bit

    Also for the title thing the word seer is two syllables and i like the title xD so i think i will keep it
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    Be the annoying mustardblood

    ¬)Excuse me?---

    Be the graceful yellow

    ¬)That's better----





    Awesome sprite and AB by DENRIADA GO TELL HER HOW AWESOME THEY ARE

    Your name is Sibyll Alacer.

    As if it wasn't obvious, you are a yellowblood. You would be pretty normal if it weren't for the fact that you love verbally sparring. Being snarky, witty or thoughtful. Asking uncomfortable questions or finding breaks in others people's defenses. You find the art really challenging and fun!
    Unfortunately, many highbloods don't.
    Many sweeps ago, a highblood got annoyed at you and gave you a good beating. You are lucky you weren't culled on the spot, because at the time you were all talk and no fight. You barely knew how to hold a weapon, and were an easy target. That day, everything changed. You decided to learn how to physically defend yourself! While you wondered what weapon you would use- a rifle, a lance, maybe something ridicoulous like dice- you searched for a while until you found a curious ancient book. A book that changed your life.
    See, this book was about fencing- not something like fencing for dummies or anything, though. This book was about learning the full art of fencing. It was an entire method of fighting based about Mathematics and Geometry. With diferent stances and tactics for most kinds of weapons. The second you laid your ocular globes on that beautiful book, you knew it was destined for you.
    Fast forward several sweeps, and a lot has changed about you. First of all, you are a master fencer, capable of besting most trolls in one on one combat using only your rapier. The most foolish of them laugh at your slender sword, comparing it to a mosquito's bite. You prove them wrong by piercing their vascular systems with said "bite". Fencing became your trade and your life. Speaking of mosquitos, your lusus is a rather large one. She is really nice, and after sweeps of listening to her buzz, you find it...annoying as ever. There is no sound more annoying than mosquito buzzing, but she's your lusus! You still like her a lot, though you often wonder... From who or what does she feed?
    A side effect of the book was that it awakened an interest for math and geometry in you. You ocasionally resolve problems just for fun or for a challenge. Especially spacial problems. Those are your favorite! You wonder if you could use that skill for something further in life but for now it's great for saving space in your small hive.
    Fencing practice has given you reflexes and an air of finesse. You move gracefully and with ease- even your personality became more refined and proper as you read the book and dove deeper into it. This has some unforseen consequences, because the blood runing through your hemotubes is not purple, indigo or even blue. It's just a plain yellow. As such, some lowbloods give you some grief for what they see as a betrayal, and highbloods sneer at you and shun you for what they perceive as a cheap and unworthy imitation. Especially with your fancy outfit that you copied from the book. You learned to sew just to make it, but as a yellowblood, your materials were limited. The gold pattern is just cheap string, and everything is secondhand. Many highbloods have laughed at and mocked you because of this. Sometimes, however, your little rapier had the last laugh.
    Not that you hate being a yellowblood or anything. Sure, the materials are crap and most highbloods look down on you, but that's how you were hatched, so you just deal with it. Besides, it comes with a nifty psychic power.
    Your power is a form of tunnel vision. You can become ultra-focused on a single thing. Be it a problem, object or person. You completely block all other stimuli and just visualize your target. In the most extreme cases, your world becomes black, except for the general pattern of the terrain and your target. While this is incredible for fencing or other uses it leaves you vulnerable to any external attack. As such, you use it sparingly or with simple things like math problems.

    Your trolltag is gracefulWits and you speak literally ¬)Wielding your words for sparring----


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    >Be the contradictory asshole.

    You fail. You are not nearly contradictory enough or as much of an asshole.

    >Try harder.

    Sorry, close but no cigar. Whatever those are.

    >Try your HARDEST with the would-be passion of A THOUSAND GREEN SUNS.

    Congratulations. You are now the contradictory asshole. This young asshole is currently standing in his empty respite block...or at least it would be if there weren't so many ridiculously large boxes lying around. Seriously, what is with all these boxes anyways?

    But back to the troll at hand.

    >Enter name.



    Your name is ERITAS AISTOS and you are INSUFFERABLY NARCISSISTIC. You are, in fact, so narcissistic that if you were to open a dictionary, your name would be THE DEFINITION OF NARCISSISM. However, this is only a CLEVER PLOY to hide your NUMEROUS INSECURITIES and MILDLY SEVERE CASE OF SELF LOATHING. In keeping with both your false pretense of narcissism and your hidden insecurities, you frequently boast that you are made of PURE AWESOME and declare yourself as being THE BEST THING EVER. You also like to state that this automatically makes EVERYTHING ELSE WORSE BY DEFAULT. This is a fact which you actually believe because you blame EVERYTHING ELSE for perpetually giving you THE SHORT END OF THE STICK IN LIFE. You are known for being TERRIBLY INCONSISTENT and INCREDIBLY PRESUMPTIOUS, both of which make you EXTREMELY CONFUSING to converse with. This, and your habit of being RIDICULOUSLY AGGRESSIVE in your advances is probably the reason why you HAVE NO FRIENDS.

    But that's okay because who needs friends anyways when you are LEADER OF A FUCKING REBEL ARMY. Of course you are currently the only member, but that is EASILY REMEDIED. In fact, you are in the process of SCOUTING RECRUITS right this moment. Unsurprisingly, your goal in life is to be a REBELUTIONARY. Or at least, it would be if such a thing existed. Also unsurprisingly, you are convinced in your abilities to MAKE IT EXIST despite the fact that the ROYAL ALTERNIAN ARMY does not have much of a tolerance for REBELUTIONARIES and have CRUSHED EVERY SINGLE ONE in the past. Your PURE AWESOME is probably enough to stop such an adversary dead in their tracks though. Probably.

    Among other things, you have a fondness for SUPERTROLLS such as SpiderTroll and more notably, BatTroll and his sidekick Troll Robin. They would definitely be your idols if you weren't already YOUR OWN IDOL. You probably have EVERY SINGLE COMIC BOOK of them ever. You just wish you could draw nearly as well as the trolls who make your comic books, but you are actually a PRETTY FUCKING TERRIBLE ARTIST. Just like how you ENJOY GARDENING but somehow end up KILLING EVERY PLANT YOU TOUCH. This has always been a MIND-BOGGLING CONUNDRUM because you are pretty sure that the ARSENIC and CYANIDE you always add to their water should prevent them from being such WEAKASS PLANTS. Your VARIOUS INTERESTS also include THE FINE ART OF TROLLIGAMI of which you are GRUBFUCKINGLY GOOD AT. In fact, you are so good at it that your fetch modus and strife specibus have been set to CRAFT MODUS and PAPERKIND respectively. Actually, it's probably the only thing you are good at. Not that you would ever admit that to anyone.

    Your trolltag is cynicalAnarchist and you TyPe iN a MaNNeR THaT eXPReSSeS youR DiSDaiN FoR VoWeLS

    >Eritas: Examine boxes.

    You love these boxes. They contain all of your worldly possesions. All of them.

    Upon further observation, they are all of the LARGE AND UNWIELDY variety. This is so your CRAPTASTICALLY ANNOYING FUCKTARD of a custodian will refrain from attempting to ingest them. In your opinion, he is a combination of two of the most useless things ever. If you were to describe him in technical terms, you would label him as a LEAFY GRUBBEAST. He is basically made up of one giant meal tunnel. This means he is a veritable and deadly BLACK HOLE into which your belongings frequently disappear. Your lusus is not particularly picky about what he ingests after all. He will pretty much eat ANYTHING. In fact, you are surprised he has not tried to make a meal out of you yet.

    Unfortunately, he is not so forgiving to your things. Which is why you keep them in boxes. Your LARGE AND UNWIELDY BOXES have given your lusus sufficient trouble in the past. Enough trouble that he has learned to stay away from them. You can say goodbye to anything left unattended outside the safe confines of your boxes though. Your lusus seems to have a sixth sense for when you leave stuff lying around. He always swoops in at the exact moment you turn your back and just like that, your things are down his protein chute before you can even react. This happens all the time, but it never fails to piss you off.

    >Eritas: Do something cool with your psychic powers!

    No.

    As one of the semi-lower bloods, you are in possession of one psychic power. You have the ability to view memories and alter the pre-existing objects in them if you so choose. The drawback to this is that you would have to edit the memory frame by frame. Since you obviously are not the type of troll with the attention span to do that, the changes you make are usually just confusing and not significant. The victims of your memory dabbling shenanigans tend to figure out that they've been tampered with pretty quickly. Only the stupid ones continue to believe in and are consequently persistently confused by the nonsensical altered memories.

    This is pretty much the extent of your powers. It's just your luck that you would get saddled with one that is COMPLETELY USELESS. You often wish that you could add, delete or significantly alter the going-ons of memories instead. Actually, you would gladly trade up any form of memory-related psychic powers to be a high-leveled psionic. Psionics are so cool.

    EXTRA ART;







    LUSUS;


    TLDR;
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!!

    Alright, I'm rewriting my first fantroll. (Third time. )

    http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post5183375

    Last version is there.

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    Your name is Fortoo Numsum. You are exactly seven sweeps old. You have some friends, though most trolls are instantly repulsed by your asshole behavior. You're a bit of an asshole. You don't mean to be, though. You have everyone's best interests at heart, really! You just get a bit angry sometimes.

    You tend to get really pissed sometimes, during these times you tend to enjoy destroying things. Normally, you hunt large animals for food, work with technology, which you are relatively good at, as your BIGSECT of a lusus forces you to repair electronic devices that you break. It's not very intelligent, but when you were younger it taught you the basics of survival.

    Although you used to live in a more populated area, your BIGSECT lusus' desire for nature drove you and your lusus away from your hive, and into the forest. After a sweep, you found the hidden city, and have been living in it ever since.

    You are moderately intelligent and are a quick learner. You wield the axekind specibi, and you wield two axes that you make sure to poison the blades off before you go off into combat. Your lusus happens to be part BIGSECT, and a poisonous species of BIGSECT at that. It's poisons are fatal within two hours, and you make sure to keep an antidote to it at all times.

    You live in an abandoned city, deep within a jungle. Hundreds of sweeps ago, it was destroyed in an... 'explosive' incident. Since then, trees have grown over it, covering it from view. Most of the buildings are completely wrecked, but you've managed to repair some of the city's systems with your technological skills, to provide you with some basic comforts. Nobody lives there besides you and your lusus.

    Your fetch modus is the BATTLE Fetch Modus, which spawns a dangerous creature for you to fight, every time you want to retrieve an item. It is actually pretty useful, and you use it mostly for training, though the monsters' strength hasn't increased as fast as your own has.

    You spend your nights patrolling your personal city, you know that no troll will ever find this place and the monsters are easy kills, but still, it helps you feel safe. You sometimes repair old technology you find, and sweeps of work have allowed you to get electricity, news, and other nice additions, although very glitchy. You also do some programming, you hacked your TROLLIAN client to have a much smoother GUI, and generally upgraded it.

    You aren't that bad a guy, really, you just tend to have some anger problems. You really can be a noble leader, and if you were ever the leader of a SGRUB session, you would have everyone's best interests at heart, possibly making sacrifices to save your comrades.

    Your trolltag is fortyTwo and you m4y come off 42 4n 422hole, but you 4re 4ctu4lly quite noble.
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    Re: TROLLSLUMBLES 8: H8rs gonna h8!!!!!!!! (assets for making sprites are in 3rd post

    Geez, I haven't posted a fantroll since the second thread, you people have been productive! I have too, in fact, starting my return to the trolldom with a remake of my first troll.

    > Be the childishly arrogant blue blood.

    Right._I'll_rЄmЄmbЄr_that_thЄ_nЄxt_timЄ_you_ want_anything_from_mЄ.



    You are now TARTUS HAIDES, age of 8 sweeps.

    As a BLUE BLOOD, you know that a lot of pride and respect goes with your name, and you are more than happy to shove this point down everyone's protein chute. You are not whiny or demanding of others, however, as one might expect. Quite to the contrary, you have grown used to providing for yourself in any occasion. As such, you are an expert in the CULINARY ARTS, and have made many extravagant dishes for yourself and your lusus, a large emperor penguin-type creature that you personally wrangled in the SOUTHERN ALTERNIAN ICE CAPS soon after your first lusus died. You then migrated north to the warm EQUATORIAL ALTERNIAN COAST, where you commissioned drones to build for you a large estate on some highlands near the shore. Your lusus serves there as a close equivalent to a house steward, except he usually stays in the FREEZER ROOM downstairs, since he cannot stand the hot weather where the two of you now live. You now live conveniently in recluse, with only your garden and household chores to deal with, since "Clapper", as you call your lusus, is never there to do it. You have recently taken an interest in the study of ALTERNIAN HEMATOLOGY, specifically in the structural differences between the cells of different blood colors. In secret, you hope that your studies may allow you to discover the secret to changing one's blood color to a higher tier, as you have always envied the celebrated nobility of the HIGHBLOODS. Because of this, you have kept tabs on possible test subjects via Trollian, which you also utilize for flirtations. You utilize the PRISM MODUS, which sorts things out conveniently by color. This helps especially for sorting out blood colors from those recently killed by you and your trusty and effective RANSEURKIND, to which you have an ANCIENT ALTERNIAN RANSEUR equipped, the weapon choice being another byproduct of your ongoing fascination with ANCIENT ALTERNIA.

    your trolltag is nucleicBachelor and you_prЄfЄr_your_sЄntЄncЄs_to_bЄ_fluid_and_un dЄrstandablЄ.

    Your title is Earl of Time, and your land is the Land of Pendulums and Chains.
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